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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER. HYRUM, UVAH HIMALAYAS IN SECOND PLACE Explorations in Tibet Have Revealed Existence of a More Massive Mountain Range. i1 i i? i 1 Hl'i ir-v- fol t hi! ,ii .1 i i i f',. 1,'M '' ,,) ! Among the greatest results achieved the Hedln explorations in Tibet was' tjie discovery of a continuous mountain chain, 2,000 miles lon stretching east and west, and which! taken as a whole, is the most massive range on the crust of the earth, its average height above sea level Is greater than that of the Himalayas, and although its peaks are from 4,000 to 5,000 feet lower than Mount Everest, its passes average 3,000 feet higher than those of the Himalayas.. The eastern and western parts of this range were known before, but the central and highest part, in Bongba, was unexplored previous to Doctor Hedins visit. He crossed ten passes In the .range. if !, I Thomas i !i il Ijlill'jl Jefferson ' ll ''I l' , President and iisl Diplomat .Mv frv.V..SSvVV ,t . O Served Him Right. The average American may have a nasal accent, said Myron T: Herrick, at a dinner in Cleveland, but at least he doesnt ape the accent of the English. Is there anything so terrible as an American trying to put on English accent trying to pretend that hes an English swell? An American of this type got lost in the Strand one day, and he sauntered up to a bobbie and said: I say, me mahn, dont you know, is this the way to Westminster Abbey, what? The bobbie gave him a scornful w'mw - Correct by ri tSfs Build Architecturally - xV Whose foresighted policy gave the United States the great states which now represent the Louisiana Purchase, bought from France under Napoleon in 1803. look. Ja, mein herr, he said curtly; His Choice. He was a small Galloway boy, and his mother was reproving him at the breakfast' table for restlessness. Try to behave better, John, she said; you know it is only very good boys who ,go to heaven. Dae coos gang tae Said John: heaven, mother? No. .. Dae hens? 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His young interest was centered for a time in listening to the grown folk asking conundrums and guessing as to the proper answers. Childish repression finally burst the bonds when one of the older guests put this ancient query: When is a door not a door? Instantly came Marshalls retort: When its a bed the Guarantee a - HYRUM, No. WE HAVE THEM And ' full line of Tubes and Auto Accessories 1 TV" i C'-. RfAT;? i ?:4, X v J v. ! Pie Couldn't Escape. Our little neighbor boy came in the other day while sister was removing pies from the oven. She told him when the pie got cold she would give him a piece, but if she would cut it then the pie would run. ASSORTED SIX Oh, he said, it couldnt run so fast but what I could ' get it. FANCIES Some men look as helpless as a lost dog. Some people form good resolutions, , The Fruits of Industry. I hear Mr. Wadleigh, our local captain of industry, offered several thou,r others reform. dollars for a single volume of sand A man 'always has use for one more plays. Shakespeares pair of suspenders. can afford It, said Mr, he Well, BLADES Most men like to test their reform He gets considerably Crumpson. on others. theories of Wadleighs works than WITH out more Virtue, being its own reward, knows Shakespeare ever got out of his. no regular pay day. HOLDER Truth is always a friend to those Birmingham who honestly seek it. Another Way to Put It.' $1-2-Dont take any mans dust, unless it are two sides to every ques5 There ; happens to be gold dust.y Mrs. Gabb. argued tion, Probably the most unnatural of The PREPA9D es, sneered Mr. Gabb. mothers is the incubator. side. and Cincinnati your side You can even make a pessimist right In Case Enquirer. happy by sharing his trouble. In society you can generally spot a All Set family tree by its wallflowers. Satisfaction Guaranteed Speaking of family trees, most famage eight, was begging his Bertram, or t vl onejK efunded ily trees are more or less shady. mother to give him some coffee. He Its all right- to. be true blue, but had asked for it about nine times, and This offer for a limited possibly the blue laws are too good to finally his mother said: Bertram, the be true. next time you ask me for coffee Ill time only. A man who scolds about gossips is ' slap you. usually the. burnt child that dreads Remit by money order The little chap waited for about five the fire. minutes and could stand it no longer, or cash (no stamps) The coming man doesnt really remarking: "Mother, get ready to slap amount to much unless he makes a me. Indianapolis News. r go of It. 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