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Show OUU Report of Hyrum-Paradis- Testing Association April, 1925 milk and 51 dry The average milk proThere were 400 cows in with an average butter fat of duction per cow was 823.8 pounds 58 cows that produced 40 lbs. were cow. There 30 43 pounds per The ten high cows for the month are as follows: more or LBS. FAT owner Victor Israelsen C. A. Nielsen Borgen Andersen Albert Nielsen Hans P. Andersen 75-9- 68.40 67.17 65.65 O- - Five High Herds of Cows or More. Breed Av. Lbs. Milk No. Cows Owner 12 tmn OLD NICKCUESSING Evangelist CIarte lores te tell th. tallowing star, .boa, spontaneous sermons: A colored preacher called on a white minister He found the white man busy writing. "What you-adoin'? he asked. Trn preparing notes for my sermon next Sunday." The colored gentleman shook his head. "Ah certainly wonld neber do dat, sir. De debil am a leanln ober your shoulder an he doneright see everything you do. He knows what t etterWay ll you-a- ll are gwlne say and am pre- pared for yon. "Now Ah don make no notes an when Ah gets up to preach, needer 61.15 me nor de debil hlsself dont know 60 90 what Ahm gwine say." 60.30 The Right Was Wrong 59.74 Canon Chase of the Civic league, whose fight to deport Flrpo was recently In all mouths, said In a New Av. Lbs. Fat York Interview: Modernists and fundamentalists When people talk to me about modernists and fundamentalists, I think rather sadly of a story. "Two bankers In their club were talking about a minister. So Doctor Steenthly was a failure at Trinity, eh? "Yes, a total failure. Tried to run things In the wrong way, I suppose? No, of course not. Tried to run em In the right way. Tried to bring his flock Into harmony with the Bible instead of bringing the Bible Into harmony with hi? flock. 62-7- Nielsen Louis Andesen C. A. Nielsen Hans P-- Andersen D. 0 7141 Oscar Maddox WACttifc CUUKIKR, HYKIJM THIS PREACHER HAD Cow e in 1 Bee Really Stupid That the busy bee Is really awTen unprofitable cows went to the block this month. fully stupid Instead of wise, that it DALTON W. REID, Tester. Is Industrious because It cannot help Itself, Just as a clock that has been Box 206, Hyrum, Utah. wound cannot help busily ticking, Is the conclusion reached by Frank Balfour Browne, lecturer of the Royal Science Has Many Ways institute of Great Britain. All through your observations, of Finding Criminals If 1 Fail to Grow Hair the lecturer declares, "you get the Identification by finger prints has Idea that these creatures are sensible long passed the stage of argument Oriental Hair Root Grower. all the time these Ideas are beand Is considered almost absolute. In but Worlds Greatest Hair Grower, fact it has been They are doing only destroyed. ing laboriously estimated Grows Hair on Bald Heads. It that thfe simultaneous discovery of those things' that are Inherent. must not be put where hair is not two persons with identical finger Charming Thought prints might occur once In a number wanted. of centuries running into forty-ninIt was after dinner and the talk had Cares Dandruff and all Scalp Troubles turned to psychology. This disturbing figures, from the examination of $1.75 per Jar When persons, In each century, question had Just been put: does old age really begin? AGENTS WANTED says L Avenir, Paris. To establish a formula was proving Criminologists, however, do not conProf. M. S. Crosse sider Identification certain unless there rather difficult, when one lady, who are more than twelve points of similar- did not look her'yfcars, found the fol 839 Main Street, Winnipeg, Man. ity between the partial Imprint left at lowing : To me, old age Is always 15 years the scene of the crime and the recorded dectylograph of the suspect, older than I am. Professor Balthasard having demonstrated that, in order to find twelve His Idea coinciding features, very nearly They tell me that Gabe GIggery Imprints would have to be ex- beats his wife with a bedslat, and amined. In the crossroads store began Zeke Office in Connection With Residence But a criminal may leave other Yawkey. marks than those of his fingers. He Well, thats a thunder of a way to may bear on his body or clothing evido pulling the bed to pieces to get a block northof Bank dence that he has been at the scene slat out every time she needs a lickof the crime. The mark of a bite may ing, Center Street, Hyrum commented Gap Johnson of be as valuable as a signature. The Rumpus Ridge. Kansas City Star. of a bare foot Is almost as charOffice Phone 17. Res. Phone 17 print acteristic as that of a hand. There Detachable Legend are not only the marks left by the Caller So this Is the old settee you shoes of the criminal in soft ground, In blood stains or on certain pieces of told me you had picked up at such a furniture marks which may serve to bargain. My dear, Its a perfect treasbe ure! Tt looks as If there Gtrdeo, Field and Flower Identify him because of the position of some reai old legend connectedmight It. with the shoe nails or the manner in which there but the Well, at Hostess was, Early Bart Wheat and other the heels or soles are worn down; price I offered the dealer said he would but even particles of dust, coal and varieties for Spring Planting. the legend and connect It varnish on the clothing of the mur- have to keep an antique bedstead that he had. with derer and his victim are of valuable Boston Transcript HYRDM PRODOGE CO. assistance to the investigators. $30 REWARD LETTER WAY was a good way when jjHE V- - it was the only way. 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I am arresting you for allowing No. The pal I share my room with on work the yeast to Sunday. and I suffer from alternate insomnia I Alternate Insomnia! What Is Pursuit. that?" Each morning I go forth to find "Whichever gets to sleep first keeps A rapture running down the wind; ft Is a fleet, elusive thing the other awake all night." Stray With all the ardor of the spring. Stories. Phone 438 241 North Main Street. Logan, Utah Leave Your Clothes with our Ageat at the United Cash and Carry Store, Hyrnm. All Kinds of Moths and Bees I iiWfflHiiiiao There are few more mischievous enemies to bees than the death's head moth. It is the females disreputable habit to sneak Into a hive, and, not content with feeding on the honey, to lay her eggs there. When the larvae arrive there is a good store of food for them, but the hive speedily becomes foul and unhealtliful, and there Is strenuous work for the angry apiarist. Happily entrance Is not as easily effected Into the modern Improved hive as Into the skep. Family Herald. Job Printing Promptly Done at This Office |