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Show ITAK THE SMITHFIELD SENTINEL. SMUHFIELD, what -- about- Camels and Communist, ' Lighter Side of Uie as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists ariz.- -, Flagstaff, new al,0ut t The only e i . came" lh night begged to be allowed to cold nose inside an Arab Snth. Arabbeing v!?' a good artel Arab, says yes. camel claimed hisPretty soon the ears were chilly and could he shove in as far as his ears? And the Arab said that was O. K. Next the camel got permission to 'put his neck in out of the weather, and. after that, his forelegs and then his front hump, closely followed by his rear hump, and finally his hindquarters. When morning came the canui was inside the tent, completely tag it and the Arab had been ed outside and there he shivering wretch, as homelesTiT, liant. Moral Every time I hear of u imported Communist smuggle himself into our midst, 1 d a cold-nos- ed TJP camel. lidding the Bag. TO now our government has declined all invitations to jump into the snarl, but watch for an effort to induce America to join in when the time comes for dividing up control over poor old Spain's ports, islands and remaining mW al possessions. Not that wed want anything out of the grab-ba- g and not that they'd give us anything. Theyd merely expect us to hold the bag afterwards, which would make two bap in all this little new one and the big one weve been holding ever since 1918. sian-Briti- Travelers Homecoming. CALIFORNIA travel bureaus report an increase of incoming tourists. But then again, on the other hand, part of it may be due to returning residents who went hurriedly away when the papers started printing a certain romantic diary. If your sins do not always find you out, at least they frequently find you getting out Its all over now and peace and quiet have been' restored to our home circles, but at the height of the rush one involuntarily was reminded of the ancient story of the Frenchman who bet with his friend JHantoS&ftP he could prove every man, however outwardly pure, had a dreaded see--j PAWg rat In his life. So, to test it, he ;sent to each of the ten most respected notables in Paris an anony--, EfJMVBUPPy nunis telegram reading as follows: 'All is discovered. Flee at race." WHUT ROBS And next morning nine of them A KID'S were gone and the tenth had comBANK BE mitted suicide. FINNEY OF THE FORCE HOW DIDJA EKER CAPTURE THAT CRlMWAL? HOW PiDTA FIND - JSlT'flM' DOVJM T "Backward British Justice. news - reel F NGLISH have been fined producers and $10,000 thats important money in any lan- guage for titling a film "An Attempt on the Kings Life." Mind you, they werent punished r any injury this title The Curse of Progress Caveman ;tyle woman who was having a house built detected .iw ji the bricklayers halving the bricks with his trowel. With triumphant j approa-hegleam in her eyes she d him swiftly and said: Isn't that rather a primitive wav of cuttins a brick in half?" The man looked up. smiled and ble ycr de f.ld: heart, theies a far more primitive way than this, believe me. "Really, and what's that she inquired. "Biting it. lidy, biting ii. A Useless Clock Pat always was late for and the foreman advised him towork B" ll3.rm .f.,ock' Thf Irishman did he continucd o in bated appearance at his put job. can t hy you turn up at the right time. Pat. now you ve eot alarm clock? asked foreman Bedad. replied Pat! it good; goes off when Im asleep " Exchange. might do his majesty. Incredible though it sounds to us, the charge was: Contempt of court for prejudicing the case against McMahon (the man who tried to shoot King Edward) before he was brought to trial." For contrast, take a not altogether forgotten criminal case. Possibly you may remember certain murderers trial and what sort of publicity went before it, and what actually occurred whilst 'twas being held, and what the aftermath baa been, with attorneys and and yes actually some of the jurors peddling their private views for public consumption; and the governor of a great state displaying curious and violent activities, even when the verdict had been called a fair one by the high courts? Backward race, these Britishers, trying people by the evidence end not by the newspapers and the e moving-pictur- cameras. . A Gentlemans Dinner. HACK EAST, a distinguished chef rises up to outline the American gentleman's ideal He names eight courses, which is too many, and no domestic flavor about any part of it In rebuttal, I crave to offer a menu of all native products. First, Lynnhaven oysters on the half shell, with western celery and ripe olives. Second, terrapin stew. canvasback duck, Third, rice-fe- d with lye hominy and a baked al r. din-nc- mwMn kwvH voimcMiwirior 1 SDkMW SCUM MPprSlV ASKS HOfTO s if AiMosr wrg, SWD LM1 to 60 HtMf NM BKK Wam anouks Bt W S1taW6 BEHIND Kl rof6wr asms WU.WWmfMMOSf sent ?HSWMBCh Wft-C- S WSOHOMf MOW wine-sa- p apple. Fourth, one very small slice HfB terAloff StM W VH M Hfirep IIVA6AIN REPHW5 Vs sr.tni of razor-bac- cd k ham with watercress salad, soused in a plain oil and vinegar RTWAWp?. SJPSriUV UUP CltAA l MUCH wet to K-- f HOHIR Nf.Rj MR err CCW dressing. N .frlr.sT lEIS i.rA!.wl.P,A Sh'OV fr. lo so not. WHIRirOs we Fifth, toasted southern beaten biscuit and a mere morsel of country rat cheese ferably from Herkimer county, pre- New York. IRVIN S. COBB. O Waiters Newapaiwr Unlua. |