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Show Your Best Flare Forward in Simple, Frock BRISBANE All-Occasi- this week about: Billion Southing About JCew SANTA From Ethiopia once head of the him n. Strawn, Bar awoclatlon and preil-nrI-" dent of the United State Chamber of Oompierre, aajra the country 1 pending $7,000 a minute, and think it la too much. Your email boy will tell you how much $7,000 a minute mkea la one year. Once "all the world wondered." or at lea at we did, when there waa talk of spendr of ing a billion on the Artkar inika Panama canuL Now, arter professor could upend that, news that and thinking, minute due e has Increased tig nation's deficit hundred million In the past few startle nobody. . flf-te- has pnssed thnmjrh earth-neEarthquakes In Montana, greatest sufferer on this continent Severe shocks are re'itorted In Slum. . Earthquakes In Buffalo, N. Y. : Ot-Kcmnlor; Toronto, Guayaquil. laws, a busy selsmngraphlc week. And the moon Is partly to blame. Its power of gravitation exercises a itmnK pull on the earth, as It shows In lifting the ocean tides. Dr. Harlan T. Stetson, of Harvard, says the moon causes adjustments of the The world "sub-surfa- earth." The new cars of 1936, now on exhibition, are so extraordinarily beautiful that every American should sea them, regardless of Intention to bny new car. Most encouraging Is the determined energy that bdalnesa men and engineer! of the automobile Indns-trbare shown In fighting the depree-don- , while improving that which beyond Improvement y Borne givea confirmation of the laughter of six thousand women and children by Ethiopian warriors taking vengeance on the fathers of the children who deserted to Italy. Rome also reports the killing of five hundred Ethiopians by. Italian bombing planet, and "an attempt to anaaalnate Halle Selassie by an unnamed American ne-Pf- c Halle Selassie of Ethiopia has "flung the Inst available man Into the battle-line,relying on old men, young boya and women to run his government, reminding yon nr the Inte czara announcement that he wns going to send "hit Inst inoujlk." do that. He did not live to The national effort to "buy ourselves out of the hole encounters difficulties. The President, to moke his four billions cash spread as fur as possible, announced top wages of $93 a month. But union labor snya,. "No; you must pay ns full union wages," and New York may have a state-wid- e strike to back the demand. President Roosevelt It la snld, refuses to concede that pnbllc relief is a branch of union labor. and. even with 1938 , looming ahead, may Insist that two government In the country are one too many. Hoary windstorms In Florida ao late are disturbing. Inhabitants are moved a way from the keys. .There la no danger, however, to those that occupy houses properly construct ed and know enough to stay In them during the short time that the storm In the season lasts. (ireere Is ready to take back he hjS and many Greeks are growing TPlko" mustaches like bla. Many Germans grew mustaches, l, curling to Imitate their former kaiser. There la not much In Imllatlng mustaches. You wonder why the Greeks cannot find a Greek for king, ir they must kre a king. In days of the glory that was Greece" It wasnt necessary to go outside among barbarians" to find a ruler. You may want to know that In Eng-mowhere good times have renlly me back, the Tories hnve mnde Plns at the present election and ine Iahor party sustains heavy losses. Ramsay MacDonald, head of Britain's first Labor government, rejoices open-t labors downfall. Ills work as Wm minister seems to have changed opinions, Experience often changes oor minds. " Tery great rebuff for labor," MacDonald. The people ere not wng taken In by wild and reckless Woodses which they know cannot he rorrled out. In municipal or national Ternmrnt." Ed Howe, an able writer of Kansas, s expected to "put aside hla pendl ana imn forever," because hla doctor him that blindness la approacb- - Ierimpa Mr. Howe will di, nun-1writing niter lie J' ind. and I ran do the tell hla of hla waa totally same." Mr. roe ran use a illetntlng mnchlne, nereni Milton dictated to hi da ugh-- , whft. uneducated, found It Uimcalt wrt,fi dwn hla Utln dictation. ks FMlunw Syndlcsiw WNU Sarvln, lm-P'n-nt lM PATTKHV MT Tho Cultural Espausiou Eirthquakc JUrvclou New Car i on MONICA, CAUF. a war it has' been for ed- ucation. They were savages, ruthless and very ignorant. But now they know about the armored tank and the screaming shell and the admirable flame-throw- step-by-ste- which cooks the flesh on They were Isolated. gun, she sho' kin wharever the living bone. e Dat ole long-distanc- find yon TO STATIC 8IZE. Address orders to the Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 243 West Seventeenth St, New York City. yous nt ; nil she wants la you borne address. had barbaric twas the In their black nostrils but poison gas would be the rare for that foolishness. Like foxes, they den In the earth. The scout plane spies on them and the bomber plane comes and makes ,rv,n & Cobb, scrap of their bodies, like Hons, the naked spears men advance; the machine gun levels the ranks down Uut. Like moles, the fugitives burrow under the mud walls. So, with hla high explosives, the white man blasts them out. Verily, there Is no excusing ariy race, however remote, however backward, for failure to share In the cultural beauties of this modern civilization. They pride breath Eavesdropping on the Monticello Party Line" Tiie Monticello Party IJne Is an unusual new radio program, recently begun on a scries of middle-westerand southern stations. It la unique In that all of the action takes place over the party line and the listener Is simply eavesdropping on the fun, the dally activities, the occasional trouble that keep tbe people of Monticello busy on the line. The setting of the program la a real community, Monticello, Illinois the home towi of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup lcpsln, sponsor of the show. n bullet-restatin- f bullet-resistin- I" "YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN" SO... CARRY... TUMS M Still Coughing? 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This remarkable power of Gvrm Processed Oil to form its lasting union CONTINENTAL bua-sar- But talk about acting, now. By apodal rciuest I played tbe prlncliml supthe porting role, that or the horse, and beer artistry of the performance gave now I'm delight to one nnd all. So convinced my future Is assured. If only we csl got somebody to write a show with a part In It for n sick horse. IRVIN fl. COBB. Alllftu Ml Wk Anwrlci" iBfc WSU Svrvlv Nvwplr Drive In at this sign and change for tbe better. Your correct grade always available iaclad-iag 10W or 20W Mwwi na MVtwwa yuRt.M. A Week of Peace THE' sentimentalists amongst us, TO peril of the moment Is that we may run out of these eomethlng-or-othe- r weeks. You know, weeks dedicated to hay fever or unitary plumbunion eulta or ing or ankle-lengtanemic Armenians. You see, we only havil 62 weeks to start with. The surest way to spoil n good thing la to overdo it That also goes for pants, rice ulad dressings, four-plu- s pudding and the young thing who putn on her eye lashes she o much make-ulooks aa though she were peeping out through two buttonholes In an old plush vest Any party could gain a lot of votes by Inserting a plank In Its platform calling for Just one plain, week starting without excitement on a Monday and ending very quietly the following Sunday. Two Premising Acton BUDDING ambition to turn MYactor has had a boost. A young follow, who, I predict, will yet get somewhere la this buslnoss If he krea on trying, wns over here, and, after dinner, this party, whose name Is CTmrles Chaplin,. Rve an Initiation of a buasard lighting alongside n sick horse.' Such Jiulgoe ns Claudette Colbert and Edna May Oliver agreed that, as a bnazard, he would fool any living creature, except possibly another . .tyoUfdnMtfR-fPCC.Tlil.ww F UfUl KMcr s, Tog well end Native Sows and mnde that UNTIL he hauled off recently, Professor Tugwell was leading the brain trust with the title of Chief Lobe. He may still be that, but Just the lame. If I were Tng-wel-l, I believe I'd follow the advice which the fire department prints on the thenter programs; "I.oek about you now and choose the nearest exit." Speaking of vanishing species, whatever became of the pedestrian classes In America you know, people who went places by the quaint process called walking? Today the population seems exclusively to be mnde up of twfo major groups those with cars who are riding and those with thumbs who crave to do aa And, speaking of traveling. I've discovered whst. In the modern sense of the term. Is n true California native son. A native aon Is a fellow who lisa been here long enough to si'll bis trailer. , pEOPLB avwywhws sra wrpfWag lwaA-td kmc bind, by cwtiiy load. tlwy hnw bv wins a nSI oi Tim ritStW tMr Magazine. drop-ahould- er MISS MUFFET STS ON A 1UFFET AND SAYS "I WANT NO WHIYI" I'VI OOT MY TUMS V SOU! STOMACH COMIS EAT MY Fill. TODAY CssscUacs Despotic conscience rules our hopes nnd fears. Ovid. triple-laminate- There's many n "flare in the fashion aky this fall, and no smart skirt will dare sally forth without at least frock onL This charming has flares both back and front, thus assuring Its wearer plenty of style Interest The yoke LITTLE rtl Tiraa BulUtproof Constructed especially for chasing criminals, an armored police car In use at La Crosse, Wlo, even has Its tires protected from bullets. The entire front of the automobile la mnde d bullet proof by the use of glass In tbe windshield nnd windshield wings, the frames of g which are of steel. The radiator guard la constructed of a special hardened slecl-wlr- e mesh. Similarly constructed bullet-proog guards protect the tires and steel lines the toe and headboards of the driving compartment. A gnn port built into the windshield enables the police to Are ahead when pursuing errs. Popular Mechanics Joe Robinson's Elagauco SENATOR Joe Robinson, somewhere Dear Sen. I hear some of the boys are agin yon for because you've been guilty of pats In the first degree. If your home-folk- s predicate fitness for office on ruggedness of feet, Primo Camera la their man. But If they want bralna nt the other end to balance the load, I Insist you've gqt the credentials. I know how you've suffered. Yon put on apata, and. Just about the time the yon quit being weather tnrna warm on yon. Still, a more tolerant day la dawning. Why, the first time I wore epeta In Paducah I needed police protection. It was a good thing for me I wasn't Yankee. 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