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Show THE SOUTHFIELD SENTINEL. SMITIIFIELD. UTAII s 1 Pi BRISBANE THIS WEEK Tfc4y Wfe Live by the Gum i in red letter on the civic ico re board, Chi cago still holds the ,' a. single but you around boys York for clean-up- - cant say the New v GRANDMOTHER CLARK Dame Rumor bath It that very few of the gentlemen la permanent residence there are entlrely'satlsfled with the life Is Alcatras too confining, for one Irvin f. Cobb. ti,i,lgjutl even so, Mr. A1 Capone, snug that Is coca Is hind of glail bug under a rug. pol-o- f Sont one ftict: that long-terhealth and casualty Insurance him with which Uncle Sam. Issued to ellniinat-l- i travel permitting the clause to run. some time till has quite arent trying. m Governor Braun of Malin U unwilling to share expenses, and President Roosevelt way drop tin Iassama.iu., tidy power project. That would be a national misfortune. While spending .billions .so freely, It would seem worth while to spend thirty-silittle million to harness the gigantic tide power in the Ray of Fundy. Development of that project would supply the whole state of Maine with power and Industrial prosperity and pay for Itseir. To allow the vast power of one of the highest tides on earth to continue going to waste would he as foolish cs it would lie using the power Of Niagara. to-ce- In Milan, Cardinal Schuster, celebrating mnss for those that died In the Fascist march on Rome, Indorses earnestly Mussolinis Invasion of Ethiopia, praising the valiant army which, In intrepid obedience to the command of their fntherlnnd at the price of their blood, open the doors of Ethiopia to the Catholic faith and the civilisation of Rome." Also, according to Associated Press, the cardinal praised Fascism as promising the natlnnnl morality wished by the Catholic church." , Borah for Preaidant. . IIX ALLEN WHITE says Senator Italian soldiers In Ethiopia, much Borah Is good presidential tlmlier. furWelL the Republicans might go surprised, can buy as raqny fresh eggs probably as they want at ridiculously low prices. ther and fare worse-th-ey win. Ethiopians will not eat eggs their smart rclIgkiB forbids them to devour that Once I was sure most of the tricksters were naturally Republicans, which might huve life in the future," honest" idiots wore but they are willing to sell the Just as most of the eggs to , Lately,-tl)ougDemocratic. the Italian solilleri and let them Imnaturally the Republicans have borrowed many peril their Immortal souls by "devourtactics of ing future life if they choose. d of the sterling a choice theres Where opposition. the Ethiopian tribesmen have do scruples about eating the chicken, once It Is f two ends, theyll take both. Besides, to any set of party bosses. hatched, which shows that religious Ifrruh, as a candidate, would be al scruples gske Interesting forms. What oolutely hopeless.' He mhkfcs up his abntit the 'future life that the hen own mind, Instead of sending It to might have produced? -some reliable old guard laundry He believes He says what he 'believes. Railway labor unions plan a WashWhen he talks, be ington lobby, to promote what be says. government tiir about Issues, not about Borah. purchase and operation of railroads. Owners of some railroads would gladly shaft the expense of that lobby, if Pigakiu mud Shaapilun. student sought the they could sell their railroads at a ONCE the Now the college seeks the fair price. vudeut Preferably her scouts seek Running a railroad In competition with automobiles;' motor busses and die lad who perhaps Is musclg-boun- d from the neck up and may haft a head trucks Is like running s legitimate shaped like a pineapple cheese, but. hotel In competition with night clubs If sinewy and supple otherwise, he and other former speakeasies. brings deathless fame to dear old alma and mater by making the Russia Is a successful spy. hunter, graduating with the degree of PFP having convicted on the average one perfect forward passer. So It's watch every six hours,'" according to Colthe pigskin, boys, and the sheepskin lier's." win take care of Itself. If, in Russia,, you are convicted of Many a Jerkwater university has spying, no second conviction Is ever been made Immortal by one noble cub necessary or possible. built on the general lines of s These 100.0(H) spies, to rant their And with a whole team of money, must keep International such scholastic prodigies, she can hire and that helps to keep a coach at four times the salary the war alive. prexy gets and amount to something as an educational center. Rejoicing In the fact that the 38 Well, why not? The nations most yean of the Fascist regime have not capubla of governing themselves are passed in vain, and the world of pluthose whose youth learned discipline, tocratic and conservative egotisms is and sportsmanship. obliged to take note of this," Mussolini denounces League of Nations sanctions aimed at him aa a preposterous Hands Across the Sea. T7ARIOUS subtle diplomatic tricks crime 'destined to Increase disorder having failed to lure us Into pull- and distress in every country." ing England's chestnuts out of the. Are Air Lines asks air for her and who ever saw England with s burnt paw If there was a sucker travelers: .Shall we serve cocktails handy It's almost time for our devot- to passengers?" ed kinsmen of the mother country to The answer should be emphatically no. First the average cocktail Is dig up the line about hands across the sea and that other equally lovely line unfit for any stomach, except perhaps which goes so well when played on that of a carrion-eatin- g hyena; secmore than been has one about it proved the ond, your blood being thicker than water. once that alcohol and flying do not No use reopening ancient sores, but mix welt students of our Revolutionary history fortificawill perchance recall that the first The President Inspected hands across the sea were what you tions" of the Panama canal, returning from the Pacific to the Atlantic. might call hired hands, being Hessian mercenaries rented at so much a Unfortunately there are no fortifies head to conquer us. Whereas of later tlona on the Iannnia canal. The canal years, the most familiar hands across depends on Ita locks and they, open to the sea were those greedily out- nttnrk from the air, could enslly he stretched to clutch the Yankees doldestroyed. No engineer will deny that. The way to have a fortified" canal lars, then clenched Into angry flats did the said Yankee so much as hint la to hntld one at sea level In these he'd like s little something on acpending days that might be done now, count through Nicaragua. Uncle Snm would have something to So, while the League of Nations show for hla money more substantial tews In Its own thin and Impotent mvy, let us acknowledge that blood than groups of weary gentlemen rsk ta Indeed thicker than water but Ing leaves." continue to give thanks for 3,000 ' miles of the water. There Is encouragement In the fact that regular Jdbs." not the artificial r kind, are Increasing. The Harau aad Baggy. and hundred fifty thousand men Three CMtONT pages came packed with Is September, and payrolls hired were tldlnga to atlr the pulse war, are 12,000,000 a week e famous woman flier In a crash ; for September above August. death for men In high places ; another Cuban hurricane making up; e tragic Warner Brothers successful producfinish for e great cartoonist whose wll of "A Midsummer Nights Dream," tion end skill gars Joy to millions Its direction of Mai Reinhardt, though fate had her grim wash day. under the proves courage and sound Judgment. too. - xhe plrture la a financial aa well Even so, the budget of news seem aa artistic auroras, greater by far Lets look the as strangely Incomplete. than any recent Slinkespearena stage flaming headlines through again to acr actors. what's lacking. 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Loft Him Flat A tire on the truck of Farmer Harold Crane of Kansas City, Mo., went flat and he gave two men 40 to buy new tires for him. They did not return. A second group saw this and offered to get the tires. Crane held 40 ever bis head, asserting he would not release the money until they brought the tires.' One of the m grabbed the money end fled. Crane told the police. SELF RESTRAINT EASIEST Everyone uced restraint; If he cant apply It" himself, mine one else will have to do It Baffling Mystery Solved; Killer Wore Horseshoet Not long ago France was baffled by an nnunual murder mystery. Within a week throe friends, two men and a woman, were stabbed to death on the border of a small town. All were armed and no struggle had taken place. The soggy earth around them showed only the of a horse. Later the murderer, a woman, was discovered. She had disarmed the victims' suspicion by a friendly cliat, hence the surprise sttaek. 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