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Show BRISBANE THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE . THIS WEEK Two New Deal Upsets 25,000 Watch Frogs In School Until 22 Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young Round Tripa to Europe Big news from the. Supreme Court ef the United States and the United State Court of p. peals for the Du. trlct'of In and Out of the Window THE FEJUltERHEADS Columbia. Two experiments 0f the Booeerelt New Ueal are declared unconstitutional. IF 'DU IWiMK A SUP O The sweater Supreme (.weedecision killed court In u S ALL ping the Uuffey coa act ; tlie District of fHEWl PDLL IT OVER 'fattf? Columbia Court of Apiieala held ths Resettlement Ad-- , bMnitlon under Athn. Briib.no Professor Tugwell violates the fundamental law of land. SMATTER POP By Equestrians or Equestriennes Please Answer C the The decisions set forth that "these major experiments in socialization Involve unlawful delegation of powers vested in congress and violation by the federal government of the rights of the states," the Washington dispatch aver. The resettlement decision' affected only that part of the relief activities under Professor Tugwell's administration, leaving undecided the remainder of the $4,800,000,000 voted to the President last year. Much of the resettlement money has been spent and much more allocated, cancellation of which will raise prob- M. PAYNE lems. At Angela Camp, Calif., '25,000 persona watched the annual Calaveras contest and saw county "Can't Take It" cover a distance of 12 feet 8 inches in three hops. Another frog, raised on the ranch of the late Will Rogers, was second, with 12 feet frog-jumpi- 2 Inches, 1 MESCAL IKE Twenty-Fou- Mr S. L. HUNTLEY Twenty-liv- e thousand human beings watched some frogs hop; not half as many would have gathered to hear Einstein lecture on relativity. Hour Service r - It is suggested that every Americas he compelled to go to school until twenty-tw- o years of age to cut down the competition for Jobs. It might be simpler to keep everybody In school nntll sixty and then give everybody a pension of $200 a month. What coaid be simpler than that? ,. The average sensible American starts making a living long before he la twenty-two and would do well to continue on that basis. FINNEY OF THE FORCE Be Thankful It Was No More ' fuJKB 1LT proice o A Soon MEAL BotfT WURRy ME AS MUCH AS (si-nTh PROtCE w Sir Hubert Wilkins, who has flows In the Arctic, Antarctic and other queer regions by plane, crossed the Atlantic by dirigible recently. Says Sir Hubert: From almost anywhere in the United States, a business man could pend Wednesday and Thursday going about his business, catch the dirigible by airplane Thursday midnight, spend two business days in Europe and be at his desk the early part of the next week." Prof. Raymond Moley says It waa easier for Mussolini to conquer muddy thinking" in the League of Nations than It will be to "prevail over the mud of Ethiopia In months to come." New Tork police arrested a middle aged woman begging near a church and She wore men's acting strangely. shoes, live dresses, one over the other, and carried bank books allowing deposits of $25,000. This should not discourage wise charity. Not every old woman, begging, baa four extra dresses and But It might well dlscouraga indiscriminate giving, thoughtless, which engouragea professional heggary and causes young beggars to graduate as criminals. CS.-00- Following an' old Roman custom, Mussolini is taking a census of the Ethiopians that remain. The total number is between six and fourteen millions. Exact flgnres are wanted. The will be put to work, plows, spades and shovels supplied by Mussolini, with Italians telling the Ethiopians where and wbat to dig. That need not horrify us, for It la what we have been doing In thla country for a long time. 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