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Show MTTTl THE SMITIIFIErn gFVnNKT. pl News Review of Current Events the World Over Senator Rorali Throws Ilia Ilat in the Republican Ring Administrations Revamped Farm Bill Introduced Farley Assails Liberty League. To certain k denr cans., that's old stuff. dates hack to the McIntyre ami .Heath era of political vaudeville. Tin great niiniiion people may lie coinmmi anyhow the orators kiep on trlllng bill them they are they aren't exactly stupid. Merely noaieie a man has to live In the llM-aua- the running by aniiiainelng that he enter the primary In Ohio which will lie held May 12. That state requires that the candidate hsH declare himself In writing, and this said he Mr. Borah would do. The senator statement follow : "After thorough survey of the Ohio situation I ain convinced tliat tha people of that stale should he given an opportunity to express their choice In fhe 1' residential primary on May 12. Tuvorlte son' plan Under the this privilege Is denied them. "To obtain an expression of jMipalar will It la my Intention to plarc at lenst eight randldatea or delegates at large would , deep woods doesn't menn he has to think I like a woodiecker. contend It's generally the other way around. With the exception of 'Mr. HiNiley," practically all the outstanding satiric observers of our nntlonal follies sprang from I he soil and not from the sidewalk. If there are any true yokels left, their prinrluil center Is Naw York city. And If ever there was a dny when Amerlenna In mass believed a man rould bent qualify for the I'realdenry by Itcliavltig like a peasant, that day has pnxtted. the flehL "I shall make a numlier of aiaeriies In Ohio and present the Issues as I In aee them." It la understood by tils friend that the senator will make a contest for delegates In almost every state having a preference primary, lie snya the (I. (). P. conventions have been dominated by the old conservative leaders through the oio rations of the favorite son" scheme and Ihls control he Intends to . It Is his opinion destroy If that only a liberal. Republican can defeat President Itqowvplt next fall, and few will deny that he 1 the outstanding lllieral In bla party. Odorless Cabbage. at Cornell SOME experimentalbredgenius a has cabbage a thing absolutely guaranteed In renin In unsmelhihle while being cooked. I presume he crossed It with the tuberose. Now, I never protested when they produced a spring union with no aftermath to It, no lingering reminiscence. "Fair enough, " I said, after all, why not let bygwnea lie bygones?" And I ahnll welcome with glnd outt er! re the evolution of the coco-nn- t, grapefruit, and the and. greatest boon of all, the rarilah. But to tuke away from the succulent fried rnhbnge Its only means of elf defense teems a cruel thing. Besides. how In future would a stranger le able after dark to Identify an Amerlcun plan hotel? Once he got Inside nnd saw the Gideon Bibles and met the resident corkronrhiw. he'd know, of course, where he was. hot how shout approachwith no perfume ing In the nlght-tlin- e to guide him? pos-dhle- r HIS press conference resident Roosevelt announced that n billion dollars worth of lending authorised by acta of congress would not be carried out. For example, the Home Owners Loan corporation lias pnssed on nearly all proposed loans and will not need between 500 million and n billion dollars, the President declared. Applications for IIOIA1 loans closed last June 27. Outstanding hmna of the agency amount to near 2 billion DUO million dollara. , anti-squir- In congress, led by Senator Thomas or liklulmius and Uepresentailve Pat man of Texas, were all preimred to wage a great battle to force the printing of new money. They were Just waiting for the Introduction of a new tax program, declaring they would try to block such legislation If It was believed It were attempted. that, If the lax Issue were not raised soon, the light would atari over the Fruzler-Iiukfarm mortgaging bill. The forces behind tills bill which call for the refinancing of farm Indebtedness on easy terms through the Issuance of up tu KUMMJMMIUU In Dew money, had succeeded In getting 219 signatures on a petition to force a vote In the house. Only 218 were needed and Its backers were pressing for the e three iinniea. leaders were conAdministration fident they could defeat the inflationists by a wide innrgln. VANDEXBEIIG of grave doubts of the economic necessity or value of the ship canal that la being dug across central Florida, and offered In the senate commerce committee a resolution for Investigation by a shcIh1 committee. In support of his move he produced letters from eleven companies operating steamships saying they would not nse I he cannl even If no toils were charged. They asserted the expense of employing cunul pilots added to the risk of damage to ships would offset saving in navigation coals. Work waa started some time ago on the canal, which. If completed, will 0. cost between J140,000.000 and SENATOR 8200.-000,00- on the American TWO attarka were made la 'one league said The Courage of Tessas. The men who tramped the Oregon trail were homeatendern. They took their wives with them, and plowa nnd need com. the who went to California had shovels on their atuml-der- s and If yon ran believe the song banjoes on their knees. Int If It rume to a pinch they threw way the hnnjora. first. Because they were looking for gold. But In the beginning those who chum to Texan carried rifles and kept their eyes peeled. They were looking for trouble. And. laway, how abundantly they fonnd It For nnhody dreamed then of the In- long-rang- J. e - forty-nlner- Farley, "would rule America. It would the worker squeeze dry In his old age and government HEADS of vnrlnui with concerned housing huve submitted to the President nationwide, low cost program baaed on eheap federal loans to local comtminltlcaL According to authoritative source, this undertaking would contemplate: L A building program. Z Interest rate perhaps aa low. as 1 per rent on federal loans. & Construction of facilities for as many aa one mlllhin families. Full control of management and condemnation proceedings would be lodged with local officials under the plan, the aim ' being to decentralise activities from Washington. day. The strongest was by Postmaster General Farley who spoke at a Roosevelt dinner In Miami, Fla. "The Liberty league." - about Texans THERE'S something different -- In f It the the the the cast him like an orange rind Into the refuse pniL It would continue the Infamous policy of using the agencies of government to create a plutocracy A. Farley woujd perpetuate sorry business of the Mellons and Morgana In reducing 115 per cent of people to the status .of aerfa at mercy of the exploiters at the topi "The American Liberty league speak aa conclusively for the reactionaries and their party as do Mr. Hoover, the United States Chamber of Commerce and the National Manufacturers' association. CONFORMING to the request of the senate and house , passed, measures repealing the cotton, jnbaevo anil potato control acta. In the house nine radicals, and John J. OVomior of'frew York voted no" aa a ijrotest against the Supreme court after, MnrCiiutopIo of New York had delivered a- violent attack . on that a credibly rich and would he. The only pmsiect wiut for-tight against the wilderness. The heritage lives on; Texans MU. take a elin nee. A native waylaid due tribunal. today. First he offered to bet a Tool Follow leg this action, the senate million Mr. IlnoVer would he nomicommittee rewrote and Inagriculture nated. Then he tried to borrow twentroduced the administration's suhsil ty. Both of ua came out even. Jle saved lute farni hill. The revnmiuMl measlilt million. I kept my twenty. ure 'pnivlOes that the federal govern-me'wtnfid jimke grants to the states Just, as' Is done now under' the rond-ae- t. The Happy Warriors Grammar. The states In turn would desigcalm following the IN THE Sohostli nate some hgCncy,- to lie approved by explosion of Al Smlthlsina over the the secretory or agriculture, to dia palpitant ether, yon could almost hear the purists murmuring: Be sure thy triluite the money to Indlvidonl farmer, Syntax will And thee ont"; hut the nil money .would be distributed on a formula taking Into consideration: pnriat vote Isn't big enough to count. Acreage or crops. For culture, a collegiate accent may Arreage of soli Improving or erosion have It all over the Brooklyn brogue, but there are more people crossing preventing crops. Change In farming praetteea. Brooklyn bridge every dny thnn go Percentage or the nori.uil prodnrtlon Yale or Ilarvnrd In 50 yenrs. through of any one or more agriculture comSmith not Corprnor mny pronounce modities designated by the secretary radio the rnirrrt way as gome critics of agricultiite. which that peralready have pointed on I hut he cer- centage of the normalequal national protainly knows what to do with It when duction of the ronimoiUty. he faces a microphone. All grammar aside and why not all grammar aside. L"VKIIY i'rraldentlni possibility these If leaving It aside keepa simple speech? day must lime some Tor the when he gets through talking there salvation of the American p'mn r re no missing word contest, no guestI. J. Dickinson of Iowa, often ing games afterward. Take It or leave mentioned for the lie It, yon get what he's driving at, the publican nomination, now bring very foist time. out his lieriiiaiieni Turin proThe War io the Papers. gram which he aaya would divorce the wara are won by the able ' MODERN best advance agent at farm problem from bureaucratic control" least an fur as the press notices gq Ills In the Inspired reports sent out from In Washington. plan w on til embrace Rome, one reads that the white Inerosion control, soli vader have again routed the dismayed Ethiopians after destroying tremrn. conservation, and res-- j toratlon of futility of dona nmnlier of the Mack warrior Senator while ntaualflea on the Italian al(!a lands. Administration D'ckinson amounted to two Infantrymen suffer- ' would- be handled ing from fallen . arches aud one by- Jointly hy the state and the federal goveriinieni In. 'a .manner similar to stander painfully kicked by an ambulance male, tie statistic to that grati- highway construction. The Dickinson program.' similar to fying effect. And next day i postscript trickles out from Africa tnnt the vic- that advocated hy former Gov. Frank tory wa o complete the winner only D. Lowden of Illinois Includes payment of the balance due Ml bark about SO mile. signers of IRVIN 8. COBB. wnu a - - Sen-ato- -- I - , - Its program la frankly plutocratic and asks for the rule of money over men, as during the 12 years before Roosevelt's administration. that ' workers amt "It demand farmers be put In their places' and made to understand that they are mere hewers of wood and carriers of water. "Us Idea of the 'American way I to maintain a system under whlrh ali the wealth of the nation was being euncenirnted In the hand of a very few 9 per cent or the people." At their convention In Washington the United Mine Workers also took crack at the I.lla-rtleague, adopting a resolution denouncing the organization aa Inimical to the Intereits aud people of the United States" y of the members of the new fed reserve hoard were Inducted Into nltlee with due ceremony. A sixth. Ralph W. Morrison of Texas, waa to arrive later and be sworn In. The seventh mendier had not yet been named by l'resl dent Roosevelt. Mur riner 8. Ecclea. ap pointed chairman, and SI. 8. Sryinrxnk of Chi engo, were holdovers. The others liesbios Morrison are Ronald Ransom. Atlanta banker: John McKee of Ohio, former chief hank examiner for the Ueconstructlon Finance Corporation, and Joseph A. Broderick of New York. The reserve hoard, which has been called "a supreme court of hanking." ha iowers unparalleled In American linunclal history. Among these la authority to double present margins Hint member banks are required to maintain against deposits; the dominant voice on the committee which charts the system's participation in the government bond market, and over which It had no authority under the former law ; Mwer of veto over the heads of the various reserve banks which Instil es the selection of a president who will with the board, and the power to flx margins governing relatluna between banka and broker FIVE open-mark- Mine Works of A merle. In Washtairto W IlHwin boisterous defiance at cam- their Idea that they drop -- d BRISBANE ihn UNITED The coin-milte- Green, In substance, mind your You own bn sines" A labor spilt aeemi near. nrern Winn IsewlH anwf to reply to almost of the support wus he given In the hall. every H Union labor EASTMAN, should consider the fable of the dying peasant who summoned his eons and allowed them how they could break sep-small stick COIlld Arthar Brlshaus. but ratpyi not break them when all were tied to- trying to wlie out an estimated annual waste of ii In railroad terminal operation nnd Hnimiineed Hint he would soon order the iinltU-n-l inn of terminal In eleven facilities cities. This, he figure will M.ve the affected railroads at leant SsotVMZi annually. Mr. Kastman laid tried unsuccessfully to have the carriers make the changes voluntarily. The unifications will J. B. Eastman ir(Prp,l at Wore Mass.; Mecliunlcsville, N. Y.; Mich.; Jacksonville, Grand Rapid Fla.; Montgomery, Ala.; Meridian, and Mis; Freeiairt, III.; Des MoinesTexa Council Bluff Iowa ; Beaumont. and Ogden. Utah. After the first group of order Eaat-mu- ii said that. If necessary, he was preother step of Inpared to cumel creasing magnitude." but would stand aside if railroads are able to produce their own momentum." Unless extended hy congress. Eastman ofiiee will expire In June, lie hue recommended that It be continued at leust five year I ORDERS from ONHoffman of New Comparative Gaa Milean THIS WEEK for Industrial organization. his K. F. of L. president oned from delegates 1.7(H) the i before K,,.s,-tfor t!.e colli pit With a plea of to prevent a spilt In the ranks A. F. of L. which The labor. American killed worker) favors the craft led hy unions, had ordered the miners, e their John - Lewi, to abandon unions. Industrial for working But as he warmed up to his subject. with Mr Breen clashed more directly the matthe views id the miners and Ills tered applause which had greeted of shout anil hoos to remarks changed . ioil-i- JhM:IU at 30 and 8 at 80 Is Those who would drive at au cesalvo rate of speed must expect H pay for tho privilege. Judging froa testa conducted by the American Ag. tomoblle association. 'Different mak of cere were tested at various specii, Divide and Rule and the ratio of gaa nnd oil consump. Eyes Men, Light Big tlon speed waa found to be about the Why Go Naked? An automobile which guea ig asm Borrowing a Blimp mllee on gallon of gasoline et 38 or Hr. Green, American Federation will go but 12 at 80 hour miles per union Labor head, warn the miners S at 80. Oil consumption la sevand the not to split op en times greater at 95 miles per tour federation. Mr. at 80. Pathfinder Magaxlna. leader of the than Mr. tell! miner lr Dear cans., please discourage your campaign strategists, whoever those poor antiW. PICKARD quarians may be, who believe you By EDWARD can prove the Spartan simplicity f WMtrs Nmisiw Inius. a of your rugged souls by inviting f WILLIAM E. nOIIAII, Hip lllieral AAA conlrart. higher tariff on farm rontiniied corn loans, and exdistinguished visitors to drop in VV Republican senator from Idaho, products, of farm mortgages it a low tension candidate fur the for with you and the fam- ia now a full of Interest. rate nomination. Preslilcntlal Republican ily in the kitchen. lie forninlly put him : pot-luc- 18 In Tha "Peasant" Candidate. Houston, tex. FIELD. UTAH Women thonld take only liquid gether. laxadvet XI'a motto. Divide et lmpera (Divide and rule"). In dealing with powerful noble li not unknown to the enemies of union labor, or Goethe's Divide and role! Powerful word. Unite nnd lead! Better word. Lout UfORE people could fed fine, be 111 fit end regular, if they would only follow the rula of doctors and hospitals in relieving constipation. Never taka any laxative that is A lonely English soldier living on in action. Or one, the dose of lurch wrote ocean Indian an Island In the which cant be exactly measured. I have that he wanted a wife, saying. Doctors know the danger if this rule hazel eye" nothing else about hlinaelf. Already 2.70 English girls have offered to marry him. The 24!) disapiiolnted may And comfort In a better marriage, picking out somebody with blue eye It annoys many, but It must be said that practically nil the great men In eveu history hud blue or gray eye rare like Namen from dark-eyepoleon from Corsica, Caesar from Rome. hern To save answering question Is a short list : Washington, Jefferson, Edison, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Henry Ford. Look up the other is violated. They use liquid laxative Near Tampa, F1a schooner loaded with men, women, children, on the way to establish a nudist colony In the Virgin Island ran aground. Navigators were unwilling to sign for a him. and keep reducing the dose until the bowels need no hup at alL Reduced dosage ia the secret of Yon must use little less laxative each time, and that's why it should bo a liquid like Syrup Pepsin. Ask your druggist for a bottle of Dr. Caldwells hyrup Pepsin, and if it doesnt give you absolute relief, if it isnt a joy ana comfort in the way it overcomes biliousness due to con- d Gov. Harold G. Jersey, further Investigation of the Llndlvergh kidnaping and murder case line lieen started. Col. 11. Norman Schwarzkopf, head of the elate police, assigned two df his tar detectives for the Inquiry, and has enlisted the aid of federal Investigating agencies and the New York police. The governor wants the Investigation to be painstaking and thorough. Hie reprieve which he granted Hauptmann will expire on February 13. After that date at lenst four week and perhaps live, will elaiise before the date for the execution which will be ordered by Justice Thomas W. Trench a rd. who presided over the trial. The governor believes that hy thnt time his power of reprieve will have expired In tills rase, and he will not grant another unless Attorney General David T. Wllentx concurs. Unless new developments wurrant It, the attorney general will not agree to further delay. In the execution. stipation, your money back. Mercifully Lore your fellowman; but Judge nudist enterprise, afraid, perhap of catching cold, so the ship ran ashore. Nudism Is a queer atavistic craving. The human race began that way ti f the Garden of Eden, and each of ua starts out as a nudist at birth. The struggle la to keep clothed thereafter. It is a strange demoralization thnt makes some long to run about undressed; the more strange because they look so hideously ugly. gether wltb Clemenceau, GCSTI.OFF, Nazi waa assassinated in Davos by David Frankfurter, on of a rabbi and native of Jugoslavia who told the police he acted on no one's orders and waa not connected with any political group. The German government Immedla'ely sent to Switzerland a strong protest, stressing that Berlin has often wanted the Swiss government of the dangers of anti-Naagitation hy the lllieral and Marxist prere." The net result ef the murder la likely to be bad for the Jew for they mny llnd that Switzerland will not be the hospitable haven for refugees that It has been In the WILHELM past To reduce the danger or chishra between Jews and militant Naxl Dr. Fanl Joseph Gnehtiel German minister of propaganda, prohibited all meeting! of Jewish cultural association tWllCTHEH an oil embargo against Italy could he made effective wae the knutty problem confronting a of .Nations committee of that met in Geneva. About n dozen countries were represented, but Iolund refused to take part on the ground that It exports no oil to Italy but only to Czechoslovakia. Leugiw authorltlea said the Investigation Into practical possibilities or enforcing an oil embargo againa Italy, la addition to the present war i enable waa likely to center to large degree on tho nttltuilo of tho United State ia LIPS To qoiddy relieve chopping, roughaeee. cracking, apply eoatliing.V cooling Mentholotiun. MENTHOLATU Discouraged by Incompetence that wrecked two dirigible thin conntry decided thnt lighter than air machines are It was necessary to borrow a small privately owned blimp to take food to S.INM Tangier Islander cut off from relief by Ice. No heavier1 thnn air plane could land there before the blimp, which landed easily. george. former David lloyd prime minister who, toPresident Wilson nnd was largely responsible few the of the map of the world after the war, now admits that work was not w'sely done. Rising In parliament tn support resolution by Lansliurg, urging Britain to roll world conference to deal with the causes of war, Lloyd George said : I do not believe there will be peace In the world until you consider the colonial mandates granted at the conclusion of the World war, when Germany's colonies were split up, Belgium got the heat part of German East Africa and the whole of the Congo. Iorti'g-.i- l end Holland each got millions of square mile There countries have On the other hand tropica! terrltnrle you have Germany with none, Italy with practtcnlly none." The house of ciiuiiiiona rejected the propiiKil.liuwever. passing Inriend an amendment expressing confidence that the nntlonal government ia tnk:ng all practical steps possible for the promotion of International pntier!tj and a better understanding among all people CHAPPED Mussolini threatens to leave the league ir It Ineludee a ban on oil in Ita sanction In modern war, no oil, no war. Mussolini mny buy old American ships to use na floating gasoline store geTtank Had he come a little sooner he could huve had plenty of them at a bargain, about one thousand million dollnra' worth of expensive steel floating Junk" built when this country's foolish entrance Into the World war found It unprepared. j I England and Russia were getting along nicely, and now the Russian en-- j voy. Litvlnoff, attending the late King' funeral, commits the Itritlsh unimr-- I donahle sin. After talking with the iiew king. .lt-- i vlnoff. Instead of expressing sdailra-- j thn for the overwhelming royal In-- ! telleet. remarked thnt the new king. Edward VIII. was Just a mediocre young Englishnmn and reiiented what the young king had said to him. something "nnt done." Mr. Norman Thomna of the 8oelnl-ta- t left wing runs for President sometimes and says the New Dear Is lending to Fascism, a dictator. In Italy Socialism, and doetrines even more radical, led to the rise of Mas. nollnl. aided hy enstnr oil and other method If nur dictatorship come some radicals will look hack sadly tn the good old dnys when yon could spenk your mind without being shot or put to work. One man's frosthlte Is another man's good new New Jersey fruit growers say the extreme cold, freezing the ground two feet deep, will destroy orchard pest Including the gypsy and coddling moth The mid. which hna not Injured tree Is expected to e larvae of the Japanese beetle Some dny scientism will show rnilt farmer Including this writer, how to the penetrate earth hy rsdlonetlvlty. or otherwise, fo the and kill the hibernating pest a dipth remedy for borer would be welcome. Rn din power should solve the Insect nrob ncci-asnr- COMFORT-Dm- U rt? Hava yaa triad Ike MIW MEMTHOUIUM LIQUID far hood coUs? Like MadhaUtaai atari and It hrtnfis soothing cowdari A FAMOUS DOCTOR sum A,;s youg Dr. B. Here h V. Fsaasjhzai His prescription sot denzsd with sock Out ht swvsd Is Infill N. Y, sod pot sp Ions ia ready o-aic his wtfi-kaoml Goldfa Medical S beamy, which will dU-as- a Ioann palnas lias tbs totminc As appetite, and tana the dlsntlVf are ft ft J1 k Say oawi Tab SO liquid pw n for FIRST AID Relieving Common k Skin Ailment! or Injuries' Resmol ELECTRIC LIGHTS wind M'lad d rival. Toa Malar Hcctii BEFORE balld them. Writs Bidcwisy. Msataas, BABY COMES Elimination of Body Wasto Is Doubly Important In the crucial months before baby arms it is vitally important that the body ba rid ef waste matter. Your Intestines must funo without griping. Why Physicians Recommend Milnosia Wafers These wafers are candy-lik- e pure milk of magnesia in solid form-m- uch pleasanter to taka than liquid. Each wafer ia approximately equal to a full adult dose of liquid milk of magnesia. Chewed thoroughly, then swallowed, they correct aridity is tho mouth aud throughout tho digestive system, and insure regular, tliminatieu without pain or effort. Milnesia Wafers come in bottles of 20 and 48, at SSe and 60c respectively, and is convenient tins for your handbag containing 12 st 20c. Each wafer is approximately oas adult doss of milk of magnesia. All good drag stores sell andrecommcnd them. d, tom-pitt- a Start using Utsss delicious, effective lauUre wafers today Professional eamples sent tree to registered physicians or dentists if request is made oo profess ions letterhead. Sated Products, 4403 23rd St., laaf Mood CMy. N. Y. la, 33c A loin. 60c bottfes Col. Chnrlea A. T.tndliergh spent his h birthday In Wales, his wife and no son with him. lie must 20c tins thlrty-fnnrt- hnve felt as though he hnd elrendv lived ,M0 Tfiir end hnve wished, ai most, thnt he hnd been content to re mnln In the airmail service, apnrt fruin the limelight. C Blag FrataJeraitkM la pnctlod (hi tdl-dn- a Vha Original milk ut Sfisaas to IVarate |