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Show THE Page 4 SEAGULL Our Photographer...Hard At Work? The camera Saturday, November 13, 1948 THE RIB COLUMN By THE BUTCHER Wally Blaylock: ‘‘Can you quote me a verse from the scrip- caught its mas- ter hard at work. Mr. Woodruff, commonly known as ‘‘Ken’”’ to his friends, was on the other end of the camera this time. We thought you might be interested in seeing who took the photos for the Seagull, so here he is— Mr. Woodruff—the photographer, the cat tamer, and the handy man. He has been our official depot photographer since April 19th and enjoys his work — especially the photographing of ‘‘PinUp Girls.’’ (Volunteers see Mr. Woodruff, or Editor of ‘“The Seagull.’’) ture to prove that it is wrong to have two wives?”’ Hank Charles: Utah Pioneer Now Serves At Navy Depot ‘‘Yes, no man can serve two masters.’’ Mr. A. L. Thorpe, a 72-year pioneer of Utah, formerly of A man is known by the comSanpete, but now living in Salt pany he keeps outof. Lake City, is in charge of the Lt. Callighan:. “‘Can you time Information Desk at the. Naval a motor?’”’ Supply Depot. He is eager to Mr. Armstrong: “Sure, if I answer questions and direct you; had a watch.”’ * According to latest information received, forward passes in a football game are entirely free of war tax. * * * Wickre, D-7: ‘‘What do you call a fellow that runs an auto?” Cliff Green, F-6: “It depends on how close he comes to me.” Ken loves to fish, hunt, and ski (he is willing to take on any champions in the latter), and has * Sr eee a cabin at the head of Weber If anyone is interested in findCanyon. he managed the Camera Deing out why we do not have a Prior to working at the NSD partment at Z C M in Salt Lake City. Before that he was swimming pool — ‘Call D-7.’” employed by the Eastman Kodak * * * Company for five years in New NSD slogan for this winter: York, San Francisco, and Los What e’er you do Angeles. Don’t let the ‘‘Flu’”’ In 1924 through 1927 he served Get you. on a L D S Mission in South Africa and stated that someday he would like to return to Cape Province where the ‘‘opportunMiss Wandalon Brown, Adities’’ are wonderful for a young vance Base Section, NSD, leaves man. this week for Des Moines, Iowa, Amcng the experiences in where she will go in training south Africa was a trip from with the WACS. A dinner party was given in Cape Town to Johannesburg Brown at with Mr. and Mrs. Martin John- the honor of Miss son, big game hunters. He also Dick’s Cafe, Ogden, Thursday accompanied the Prince of evening, November 4th. A loveWales on his tour of the British ly party made a lovely evening Empire in 1925, traveling from |and the Advance Base Section Durban to Eshowe, capital town ‘wishes Miss Brown lots of luck of Zululand. Here he witnessed and success in her new ventures. demonstrations of war dances “We are sure you will make a by native Zulus. Yes, indeed our cracker jack WAC, Wandalon.”’ photographer has been around. She Is On Her Way_ LEAVES NSD SG CROW’S ot ae Despite relentless efforts of has increased among American “troops abroad, reports Major General Norman Kirk, surgeon general. On the other hand, ven- Accepted Atomic Weight—120 pounds. ereal infections are being reOccurence — Found wherever duced, the major revealed. man exists. Seldom in the free The head of the medical corps state, also stated that wounded solPhysical Properties — Boils at diers have a much better chance nothing and may freeze at any of survival in this war than in minute. Melts when property previous ones. Only 2% per cent treated. Very bitter if not well of the wounded die after treat- used. ment now, he said, which is the Chemical Properties — Very lowest rate in the history of war- active. Possesses great affinity fare. for gold, silver platinums and *% * * Strange that men call money ““dough.’’ Dough sticks to your fingers. * x x A soldier walked into his barracks and called out: “‘T’ll give a dollar to the laziest man here.”’ Came the retort from a nearby bunk: ‘Roll me over, Buddy, and stick it in my back pocket.’’ The Royal Americans ments can prove. Besides playing for the USO clubs in Brigham and Ogden, the boys have been working very hard at re hearsals each week, and is an organization the civilian personnel at the NSD deserves and will be proud of. Another Waffle? The soldier entered waffle, waffle, * * ‘the young lady behind word to your same cost.’’ message at the The young man replied, ‘‘But what could I say?” The lady answered, ‘‘You could say, ‘Waffle, waffle, wafThe Fire Department wishes fle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waf| to extend their deepest sympathy fle, waffle, waffle, waffle.’”’ “T know said the man, ‘But ,to Mr. Ira Baugbman, and his ;crew, for the loss of good old, that would sound silly.” No. 39 and it’s inhabitants. IN MEMORIUM NSD girls, the band is inter- Everyone whom I meet is my superior in some respects. —Emerson Magician: (sawing woman in half) Now, ladies and gentlemen, after the young lady is severed, her brains will be given to a medical college and the rest will be thrown to the dogs. Voice from balcony: Woof, woof, woof! the counter read the message and said, “You” may add another reducing agent known. Men like girls who mind, And have no use for those who waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle.’ Mama: ‘I see that a woman Caution — Highly explosive has been awarded $2,000 for the FOR TRILEY, Gans.—Men of when in inexperienced hands. loss of a thumb. I didn’t think the Fourteenth Armored Regia thumb was as valuable as ment were being quizzed on in“Do you ever knock on wood?”’ thats: Oh, yes. Often.” terior guard duty. The lieutenPapa: ‘“‘Perhaps it was the “Then you’re superstitious, ant asked: ‘‘What steps would one that she kept her husband Chita you take in case of fire?’’ under.’” — Springfield Armory “No, I’m a carpenter.” “Thirty-inch, sir,’’ came the News. x * reply from a buck private. * * * * tele- sage aloud and it read, ‘‘Waffle, ested in a feminine vocalist to be featured with them, and if you are interested in joining with them, be sure to contact E. precious stones. Violent reac- J. Mortensen, manager, get tion when left alone. Able to ready to step up to the mike. absorb great amounts of expenTo make the band more outsive food. Turns green when standing, Fred Whitesides, the placed beside a better looking popular durmmer with the band specimen. Ages rapidly. has recently purchased a new Uses Highly ornamental. set of Ludwig dums and equipUseful as a tonic in acceleration ment, and consequently their of low spirits, etc. Equalizes musical library has increased distribution of wealth. Is prob- in size. ably the most powerful (income) The sergeant explained to the won't. yardbird that the secret of his But they like the big ones who, great strength, endurance and they find vigor was that he ate a little Pretend to mind but really don’t. piece of garlic every day. “Why,’’ inquired the yardbird, Wife: “I see that in some “do you refer to it as a secret?”’ parts of India a wife can be % * * bought for two dollars. Isn’t that High heels were invented - by awtul?”’ a woman who has been kissed on Husband: ‘I don’t know. A the forehead. good wife would be worthit.” a graph office and received a blank upon which he wrote a code message. He read the mes- her husband Seaman 2/c Max waffle, T. Phillips who is stationed at Did you say a swell-elegant Farragut, Idaho. Mrs. Phillips started working crchestra, that is what the Royal Americans’ (NSD) band is at the depot in September and A chemical analysis of wo- called. regrets her short stay here, but men, achieved by a bull session The band has been playing | expects to continue her work of Stanford university freshmen: some fine jobs for the last |with the Navy Supply Depot in Farragut. Symbol—Woo. month as the return engage- ben the army medical corps, malaria i NEST Depot Band Adopts Name—Just Call Em Leaving November 17th is Mrs. Margaret Phillips of Stores Custody. Mrs. Phillips is going to join A. L. THORPE his favorite hobbies: fishing and baseball, ‘‘but no time now,’’ he says, “‘to fish as I am busy with Navy problems.’’ He does not act or look his age, spry as any young man. “ALL RIGHT, MR. GLUTZ —NO CLEAN PLATE, NO DATE!" |