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Show More Questions Moroni and pianti Asks (tome Questions. The Register on the Indian Wars. Xews Items from these and Other Parts. SOME JORE QUESTIONS. Monday's mail brought another batch of questions, with a request that the Recister answer them. We suppose that it is on the plan that "a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer" but if there is one thing that the Register Regis-ter just dotes on, it is answering questions. Better than paid up subscriptions, better than prompt and accurate correspondence, better bet-ter than a boom.better than the patronage pat-ronage of all the advertisers in San Pete, better than Christmas Turkey n the twenty-sixth, we love to an swer questions. Here is the first, hurled at us by a Manti Joker: 1 "What is the reason that not more than fwo thirds of the People's Party voters were out at the last election?" Because John T. Caine held his County rally at. Ephraim. 2 "What is the reason that men who never put up a dollar lor the development develop-ment of the country ("that did not maWr immediate returns of too cts on a dollar), dol-lar), who never made an ellort to bring in a railroad, or employ the idle brain and mnscleo! this country, are the first to go into the banking business?" .Whenever you can discover that, you will begin to understand the basis on which banks are operated, who supports them; and who reaps the benefits, without risk or expense." ex-pense." 3 "What is the difference between a man who has been appointed to office, and one elected? I want to find out what ails the post master at" The man who has been elected, will in most cases serve the psople, as his office depends upon their votes, while the man who has been appointed, makes the public dance attendance to him, as the more the people dislike him the more sure he is of reappointment.-in Utah A Moroni man wants to know: 1 "Why didn't I get mv paper last week? . Give it up. 2 Why does crack stale jokes ou the Suffrage ladies?,' tecause his wife was not asked to be president. 3 What is the reason that some of the young bloods are so anxious to exclude former polygam sts from paiticipatiou in our caucuses?" Because some of our young bloods have more energy and zeal, than judgement. 4 "What does the Herald mean by calling the Pyramid the best paper published pub-lished south of Salt I-ake City?" This question we call very unkind, un-kind, and least answering to the best of our "ability" might be construed into egotism, we refer the. questioner to the Ensign and Provo Enquirer for answer, 5 "Which succeeds best in business cheek, or work?" With our own career before us we would say that in the publishing business that cheek is the most successful. suc-cessful. 6 "Why are so many of her best men retiring from politics?" IVt have never dreamed of asking any man why he retired, but presume pre-sume it was because politics was too much for him, or in other words he was tired. What did the Editor get in his stocking? stock-ing? TheScarletena, a razor-back hog a receipted bill.an add- from Janti, a candid opinion, and some play things to occupy spare moments, that are still as good as new. Send on your questions gentlemen. |