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Show cross industry applications. Let's keep the caulking guns for sealing toilets and windows and applying glue, not the FAST food window the applying meat products in tortillas. workt--r says. Can I take Shouldn't there be some order I back with a list of kind of Surgeon General things which I have no reason warning on caulking guns? Do not use caulking guns to believe she will hear or understand but I get ready to when preparing food... especially meat products." pull forward anyway. THE SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday. November 29, 2000 Food Prep & Page 12 Caulking Guns What was Charles Dickens talking about when he penned the famous words, "It was the Le.- of times, it was the worst -t cf times?" No one really knows, because several re.-po-nd Thatll be key w ords mean, the government came up with the Mattress Police that goes around x at I forward." please Okay, we pull up to the window to pick up our food. As we are watching the chefs (hardly)... cooks (doubtful)... were lost when they translated it - from food Old Eng- checking to see if you tore off the little tag from your mattress. Surely, then Big Brother could help ensure that caulking guns are not used to preparers (maybe)... workers ( possibly) get our food to Modern English. ready, I become a It actually read, Thanks- little concerned as giving... it wras the best of I watch how our lish times, because we have so much family and food and... Thanksgiving was the worst of times because we have so much family and food." lets not talk about But family, as that just gets me in trouble. But we can talk about food. Of all the foods, turkey is the best. And of course the turkey is also ihe worst... I mean after you eat leftover turkey 49 times, you just want to puke, don't you? Do they have special classes for the ng spread products Besides, guacamole, beans (please), hamburger (I think Im gonna be sick here1, cheese, whole tomatoes, watermelons... well I couldn't read them all but I was sure glad I hadn't ordered the taco supreme." I had thought about getting my too kind and loving wife some nice pots and pans for Christmas, but I can see now that I might want to rethink that and instead go to Motor Parts and buy her some fine caulking guns. She can hang them there above the stove with her pans. hungry and decided that y perhaps more Turkey-cranberr- -- old xmas fruitcake-stuffinand-yam- Have you ever Matic-Super-Caulk-G- them prepare tacos? Perhaps this is like making sausages... it watched un - at the Culinary Corner or Motor Parts? And is there a waiting period like when you buy a hand tastes better if you don't actually watch the process. I not am gun? I mean it sounds like you are handling making this up, a dangerous weapon. Sorry when they make tacos they use Maam, it looks like you have ties to known fringe food prep groups. You and your Relief Society sisters are just going to have to go somewhere else to get these caulking guns. So, now I am straining my swear this is caulking guns. true. I just want to go on record as saying that if at anytime during food preparation you favorite i, turkey sandwiches are tempted to use a caulking (okay, still pretty good), turkey gun, then it is likely that this enchiladas (the cross cultural may not be your best meal, it touch is nice), turkey noodle may however, be your last. 1 mean if I want to work at a soup (okay Im gettin tired of Jell-fast food place after high this), (only taught in advanced school, do I sign up for Home Homemaking), and finally, Ec or Wood Shop? 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