Show US AS THE EDITOR SEES SEE IT I 1 WERE GETTING NUTTY its a fact we are arc beco becoming just plain nutty batty ba tty goofy light in ill tile the boan bean and tills this darned election a and did tile the radio putting us to the bad we used to believe some of all the things we read and hear but now we d dont on t believe anything or anybody except the preacher and wo we dont hear him very often heres one nights harrowing borrowing experience peri pe ence we were just comfortably seated fo for r an eveling of peace and enjoyment ent when a political angel maker and character assassin monopolized the microphone with a whoop anil and a I 1 roar and a bang and ripped hell out of everything and everybody except the particular candidate for president for whom he was whooping and roaring aing and banging he howled and screeched and I 1 snorted over the sublime virtues of his candidate until we could just see that candidate floating around in tile the air with a dozen haloes baloes around his noble brow and a brace of great white wings nailed to his rhoul shoulders ders it was an awe inspiring sight and almost converted us hard hearted as we are then lie he tore into the opposition and what he say about them i dt lit fit to float out over the ether and nd 1 nto into sensitive ears lie he painted them every color of the rainbow except white damned then their tor for the rest of their natural lives and throughout the ages 8 of eternity and seared scared the devil stiff for fear some of them might try to break into hell hall when they kick hick oft air lie he wits was a champion angel maker and character assassin we were ready to throw a chair through the window in a spasm 0 of ecstacy and rage wh when n the er shut him off and i ushered shered 1 in a napoleon ot of the other p party arty tor for an inning and how that napoleon did whoop at it up and down don and sloe and through tile the middle for the ap next it fit fir teen minutes W wo know the ever lord hall had ever en endowed any am human being with such lungs or 01 such such a gift of gab defore that napoleon got through he had the gates of heaven opening and tho the angels floating down dovin to veto en masse for his own candidate lie he hd had satan fleeing until his tall stuck straight behind in a desperate effort to escape the clutches of the opposition cand in his headlong he adlon flight for political sanctuary As an oratorical napoleon was equal to a mexican general tit at the head of a peanut rave lution it was marvelous and again we were almost converted but not quite and now nov we dont know what to do or how to vote or whether to vote at all or not according to the napoleons and the caesars caesara Cae sars both presidential candidates are a queer combination of angles find and devils according to fo the point of view we are not ready to vote for an and we certainly dont want a devil for a president gosh what a headache heid acha 0 0 0 TO politicians you ll il come to nee us of course they all do when they wint public t ty but when you come will your hand be in your pocket where the coin la Is or will it be poked out in front of you walting waiting to be pumped when a candidate comes in with a rush and a ban bang and a lordly air we ve know lie he Is after com something ething for nothing he ha wants trea free but when one comes in quietly and modestly with his hand easing down toward his picket we know he is the real goods ij 14 standing on his own feet and la is willing to pay for the advertising ver we give him were really a good scout mi haye no objection to pumping cand dator orial lal hands but we wa have no advertising space to give away either in our news or display columns space in this paper la Is worth money and it takes money to get it |