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Show di falv Local News . Tops in Sports Dan Valentines Section u. Nothing Serious RESEARCH STUDY: As any steady reader of NOTHING SERIOUS knows I have been em- barked for years on a scientific project called Valentine the -- . roves n Mathematical Law of Diminishing Ratios' ByWilliaiTrG Patrick a t e s to the m a t h e matical Tribune Staff Writer A University of Utah budget of $42,026,000 to finance general operations, the College of Medicine and University Hospital, , , governing variable factors of chance among members of the human race, and especially nationals of the United States of America And Utah. The last report on the scientific study was made some six months ago ?nd Im happy to stareport a flock of brand-netistics. Here they are: IF YOU SEE a woman walking down Main Street in Salt Lake City with mascara around her eyeballs, it is a 7 to 5 bet that she has dirty dishes in the sink at home . . . If you see a tourist wearing a yellow Hawaiian sports shirt and open-toe- d sandals, it is a 3 to 2 wager that he carries a d leatherwallef in his left rear pocket! and other university-relate- d functions in the fiscal year beginning July 1, was approved Monday by the Board of Regents at a special meeting in the office of Pres. James C.,Fletch-e- r. B--6 Comics -K April 27, 1965 Tuesday Morning ?T Page One Officials Await Police Expert To Sift Merger ' $42 Million for 28.4 Budget-U- p 1 odds Salt Lake City, Utah B iibmt TV Fare, Page -- ous university functions,percn- tages of increases in parentheses: General administration, (23.9); College of Medicine, 31,803,000 (20); University Hospital, 34,590,000 (not operating this fiscal year); functions financed by allocation from Uniform School Fund, 3807,000 (19.1); KUED educational television,. 3200,000 (37); Utah Interviews Will Precede City, County Meeting 7 By Clarence D. Williams - Tribune Staff Writer A public administration consultant specializing In police and Survey, 3251,000 Geological public safety operations will meet with city and county com (79.3) ; coal research and patent missioners Thursday at 2 p.m. to discuss consolidation of soma This Is an Increase over the development projects, 360,000 Police and Sheriffs Department facilities. current fiscal year budget of 39, (100); auxiliaries, research and Public Administration Service, a private organization head nonother operations (mostly 285,000, or 28.4 per cent Nearly at San Francisco and Chicago, was contacted by Counquartered state funds), 317,800,000 (10.2). ST half of the increase $4,590,221 John Preston Creer after a joint meeting of dty Commissioner ty Sees is for the University Hospital, a Henry C. Holland 'Especially , Needed and county commissioners agreed Monday that expert advic new function. Included within the income only minor reorganization. is needed. But more than three million and expense figures of this budTo Meet Jointly dollars of this will be returned get, Pres. Fletcher, said is ... in the form of patient charges, (1) an income contingency of D. George Eastman, police paid by Salt Lake County, other 3400,000; (2) expenditure transchief of Seattle, ' Wash., from counties and private patients. 1946 to 1952, will come from Chifer of 3100,000 from the Uniform School Fund for library books. cago to meet jointly with the Sources of Funds The income contingency is espegoverning "bodies Tn the County Of the total budget, 312,350,000 Commission cially necessary because of the chambers, Corn- (29.4 per cent) will crane from problem in estimating student missioner Creer said. legislative- - appropriations, and enrollments. IF A MAN holds the door open He is expected to talk briefly the remaining 329,650,000 (70.6 Henry C. Helland, appointed ment was approved, as required "Enrollment or fee income for his wife to enter the lobby of with Police ' Chief Ralph C. DeCalvin Gov. L. State such as Rampsources Utah from law, Highway by by per cent) can be a budgeted expense only acting a bank, it is 6 to 5 she has more Knudson and Sheriff George W. student fees, private grants and if it is received. At this time we partment director three weeks ton. money in her bank account than Beckstead and their staffs to diindeed We fortunate contracts are was named federal contracts and students permanent ago, he does . . . expect 14,500 daytime Mr. Hamilton added, to secure determine what should be done and grants. next fall With a substantial fee rector Monday. It is 7 to 5 wager that when and The cost. Commissioner and entrance announced The was research and action Contract increase grants down with by for this vitally Important posi- Creer to have lunch higher you sit said. enwill bring an estimated 124 requirements, the student Utah Road Commission Chair- tion a man so rich in training the Salt Lake Rotary Club at the Such a survey might Include million dollars to the university rollment could be lower. In this man Weston E. Hamilton, Salt and experience. 7 Hotel Utah, there will be hard, other areas of consolidation. next fiscal year, about half of event the income would not ma-S- Lake City. little green peas on the left side Barton Successor Mayor J. Bracken Lee suggest1 of the plate, next to the mashed l. this to the College of Medicine. Column said Mr. Hamilton the appoint Page Mr. Helland was assistant ed, specifically which was picked Nichols Pert mentioning City coupon Marilyn lucky displays a also The board approved potatoes highway department director and County Boards of Health. from among 3,000, making her 1965 Arbor Day contest winner. budget for College of Eastern from April, 1962, until April 6, It is a 3 to 2 bet that every . Calls for Goodwill Utah, Price, of 3505,500, comwhen he was elevated to the diperson walking in the new with 3452,823, in the curpared Youve got to have a desire Federal Building is a Demorectorship on an noting basis rent yearT CEU is operated as a crat (or says he is after the resignation of C. Tay- to do this, Mayor Lee declared, ) division of U. of U., but with its noting there should be no petty lor Burton. own director. It is a 4 to 1 wager that four ad- jealousies between the departan became Mr. Burton men cannot sit down for a cofExplains Budget viser to the road commission. ments to hamper any merger. fee break in Salt Lake City The added he could see Dr. the In Prior to rejoining the Utah no mayor to budget, presenting without mentioning the name of Sheriffs Departobjection Fletcher said it will provide for: J. Bracken Lee at least once Highway Department in 1962, ment control of some facilities if of An enrollment undergraMr. Helland served as project consolidation could during the conversation. be toaranged. duate and graduate students engineer for Danial, Mann, JohnIF A COLLEGE graduate in Whats the difference whos 14,500. This is an increase on that son and Mendenhall taling Utah wears red suspenders it is Theres a new celebrity in Salt begin Friday at 4:30 p.m. at the of 2,000 (15.9 cent) over of a highway from in control? he asked. per firms study a 7 to 5 bet that he attended Lake City today. Christmas Tree Grove at Moun- 1964-6Although this represents Khartoum to Port Sudan, Africa. Salt Lake City has postponed Utah State University in Logan. io Shes a 347,000 contract Marilyn Ni- tain Dell Golf Course in Parleys a high estimate, we have prepA civil engineering graduate awarding -- The odds are always 3 to 2 to be installed chols, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Canyon. equipment ared appropriate contingencies from Montana State College, Mr. in the that if a woman gets up to make Russell Nichols, 0 East. enBoy Scouts, Girl Scouts, Cubs, in the event the Metropolitan Hall of JusHelland is a former president of tice until some decision is a report to a PTA meeting she Shes a celebrity for some- Brownies, YMCA group, the rollment does notanticipated materialize. the Salt Lake Chapter, National reached in consolidation of will be wearing an orange knit thing she did five years ago and general public, garden club poA new Medical Center. This Society of. Professional Engi lice and sheriffs dress and have brunette forgot about until Monday. ramembers, state, city and county means a new teaching hospital department neers. hair . , . officials all will join in the spirit as well as new facilities lor the dio facilities. One of 3,000 He worked off and on from of the day and assist The TriMedicine. Incidentally, every fourth Economy Source Five years ago this month she bune in planting 300 Blue College of 1931 to 1957 for the Montana cookie served at a PTA social New or jncreased programs submitted a coupon In The Salt Spruce seedlings Consolidation of records buHighway Commission, eventually function is always stale Lake Tribunes Arbor Day procould result in as many as reaus It is hoped" that by the year for --closed - circuit - television, becoming preconstruction engi It is an even money bet that a ject. Monday her coupon was 2000 the first tree will be har- computer science, long range neer in charge of all precon 60 Police Department employes man who eats his lunch at his picked out of a box of 3,000, vested at the grove and used as planning, patent development struction design, plan preparaSee Page Column 1 desk at the offijMl also save making her an official of Arbor a community Christmas Tree To Continue Donald A. Yacktraan . , . To Sheryl L. Allen . . . Plans tion, estimates and old paper clips . . 72nd the odds Day, which is Friday. for downtown Salt Lake City. enter Harvard in the fall. to be Davis County teacher. acquisition. Continuation of present proare 5 to 4 that a woman who For having her name drawn, No Major Changes Names 3,000 grams at the same qualitative Til Thursday paints her fingernails red will Marilyn, a ninth grader at Evcost of Before living, level, including leaving for his Africa never take out the garbage cans ergreen Junior High School, will Also that year a box which inassignment, Mr. Helland had, officiate at The Tribunes Arbor contains the original Arbor Day merit and promotion salary on garbageday! creases. from 1957 to 1961, acted as chief receive a Blue contest coupons will be dug out ceremonies, Day THE ODDS ARE 22 to 1 that Modest increases in science planning and programming engi9 tree to plant anywhere of its concrete bed at the grove, a woman who saves trading Spruce neer for the Utah Highway Delike and flip the switch to opened and a name drawn out department budgets for supplies shed not will like who entered The stamps the the and Tribunes from 3,000 partment. Community equipment. and the odds are light Beethoven A Democrat, Mr. Helland said Christmas' Tree next November. contest in 1960. This person will Faculty salaries will be inTwo University of Utah stu- dent senate; Alpha Lambda Delgigantic 50 to 1 that a man who When the pert winner submit- receive a grant expected to be creased seven per Monday he does not anticipate approximately will honoraenjoys playing ping pong April continued to cut a wayted her Christmas Tree Grove about 32,000 for the education of cent, and it is expected there dents who will graduate with ta, freshman scholastic any major changes in the debut it is Contest not drink Scotch or sons will be 117 new faculty positions high honors were announced ry society; Phi Kappa Phi, partments current organization ward weather path across the in 1960 she was or his her entry daughters only an even money bet that a Monday as speakers at the 1965 scholastic honor society; Alpha old and she wrote that her education. A major organization shift was Intermountain Region Monday. during the year. This is a 15 4 commencement man who wears white socks years in the U. Stadi- Chi Omega Sorority; Spurs and In Salt Lake City and vicinity So plan on joining the fun Fri- per cent increase in faculty for to become a mothambition was with a blue suit will also wash Cwean. She has been an Army accomplished last week when the skies were 11 at 7 p.m. generally fair aland a housewife. Marilyn, a day at the Mountain Dell Golf an estimated 15.9 per cent in- um Bowl June er his car every Sunday morning ROTC sponsor, and was queen road commission, on Mr. Hel-- though mottled . with clouds Larsen Mrs. are They Sheryl fine violin player, says her am- Course for a worthwhile crease in students. - engi- -j Allenrnelementaryeducation of boththe-mechani-cal bition "hasn't changed' lists Allocations Bring a shovel ancTob-serv- e Chief Plans and Contracts En- throughoUro'sF'orthe"daynr Yackt-maballs. A. and Donald and military was a little on the windy side. neering Arbor Day as it should be The budget calls for the fol- major, The Tribunes giant Arbor If yon see a man on Main Mr. who will graduate In ecoYacktman graduated gineer Blaine J. Kay as the new Cloudy skies brought some varithe g for allocations tree. observed a Street on Monday , morning Day will lowing by planting project from Highland High School in assistant highway department nomics. afternoon showers in areas of with his shoes shined, it is 7 to wife of John C. 1959, and completed a two-yeMrs. Allen, southern and eastern Utah. 5 be sells insurance . . And Allen, 644 N. 900 East, Bountiful, mission for the Church of Jesus There was considerable cloudithree out ef every eight men Saints in Car and daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Christ of Latter-da- y in Wyoming. who come out the front door Bumper Stolen ness A. Larsen, 620 Larsen the southern states. Charles will continue April of a stock brokers office wish " Theft"" of to teach In the Dr.7 Bountiful, plans fronFbumper, course throughout the Varied Activities in first in the they hadnt gone Davis County after graduation, valued, at J38tenL,aaautomt place He ls aTmember of SkuF and bile of Inteimountain Motors, she said. warmer throughout the region Bones, senior honorary society; 2033 S. Main, while the vehicle with A woman who has her family temperatures going into the Harvard Goal Owl and Key, junior honorary was parked on the premises, was eat dinner by candlelight will 60s and into the 70s. There high Mr. Yacktman, son of Victor society, and Phi Kappa Phi, being wear baby blue nightgowns to investigated Monday by may be scattered showers about I: Yacktman, Glen View, 111., scholastic honorary society, and bed . . . Seven out of every nine police. Thursday. Mrs. Matilda Yacktman, has served on the student senand the State at cars parked Capitol 2306 Garfield Ave. (1831 South), ate, the student advisory counare owned by people who voted will enter Harvard Universitys cil, as a member of the student for Harry Tniman master of business administra- behavior committee and as sention program this fall. THREE OUT OF every five ior class personnel coordinator. He also has been associate Mrs. Allen is a 1961 graduate men married to women who of Bountiful High School. At the sports editor for the Utah Daily watch Peyton Place eat frozU. she served as personnel coor- Chronicle and a member of the en chicken pot pies for dinner Coming on Tuesday and Thursday dinator during , her sophomore U. Mens Chorus. Sunday May 2 The speakers were chosen by ' nights year and as senior class secrestudent-facult3 y a And the odds are always to committee reptary. Sand It to 2 that a woman who wears resenting the graduating class Joins n Groups towill the and the shoes faculty commencement pinch Friends She is a member of the stu committee. matoes at a supermarket before she buys em! The Salt Lake Tribune Circulation Dept. SAM, THE SAD CYNIC, SAYS: Black Cats a Vixen 143 South Main St, Salt Lake City, Utah The Salt Lake Bees too the feel Please send specially wrapped souvenir copies of The shouldnt badly Salt lake Tribunes 1965 Scenic Edition to: Utah State Legislators wouldnt play ball, either! -- y' w ... Helland Appointed To Highway Post hand-toole- ee ... B-lf- Shes Arbor Day Celebrity ... S.L. Miss Takes Honors For Tribune Ceremony for-rad- 3608-240- .... B-1- 0, right-of-wa- y Names Speakers For 6 Exercises U. ... Blue Yonder To Linger ... pur-pose- T atlloclock.., n, tree-plantin- ar off-aga- ... Halt ake$fibtme - J ... low-heel- Out-of-Tow- Pilot Turns Up-H- Kitty Adopts 2 Tiny Foxes After Losing 3 of 6 Kittens unt Called Off ELY, NEV. ' (AP).--A search through Utah and Nevada was called off Monday at 10:30 p.m. wheij the pilot of a missing engine airplane walked 15 miles into Ely, apparently uninhis jured, after craft. Hie pilot, H. W. Niswager, Glendale, Csdif., left Sacramento at 11:55 a.m., landed in Ely, and then took off again. He was due to arrive in .Delta at 5:55 p.m. when he failed to report in.tA search was begun. Name She is raising the two wily in addition to the three survivors of her own family. City ls single-- crash-landin- so Mr. Wilson and other Special to The Tribune EAST MILL CREEK- -A black workmen took the tiny animals cat that lost three of six kittens home. Fra: nearly two weeks, has adopted two tiny foxes to Mrs. Wilson fed the two foxes with an eye dropper. take their place. Found in Den g The two foxes were found in their den near Grantsville by 0 Don J. Wilson, East, an employe of the M. H. Cook Pipeline Construction Co., as b and qther workmen installed a gas line. The machinery tore into the 3538-200- Kitty,, the large black cat, has adopted the two tiny foxes on the right and treats them the same as she does her own three young ones 0 East. at the Don J. Wilson home, 3538-200- Shes Mom Now Last Wednesday the Wilsons cat had six kittens and when three died, she adopted the two foxes. Although twice the size of the kittens, the two foxes seem to be thriving and seem to feel the cat is their mother. Mr. Wilson hopes to keep the animals and perhaps build a cage in his orchard to house them when they get older. Address My State name Address Phone City . Phone Is i. to order by shone. . Ybur carrier wiU collect. . State ... Enclose 25c for each copy to be mailed In TT.8. or 40c for eacb copy outside of X3E. or possessions. Note: Postal regulations prohibit tender's name an souvenir Please advise your friends that- you ere sending mis edition. edition. |