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Show - TDTE I ' f imr iMialac Batmd at th ay tho alt Lste CK yortotfle a Of lUBSCKIITIOJft MM Cattr and Simaf. an Konth Dl7 ana Sunday, an rear.. .... Ill) M (Th aaov rata applr In Dun, Idaho. Nevada and Wi owns .. .11 M Barwbtr In th United state. Daily and Sunday, oo mania on aal la mtr Important elir to tb Doited Biaua. Ba4n may Th Tribune IB any city ay Mlepnwun thu of (tot. aamrtala masaisisiiimisiiisiiiissiiisiHnfi Jl ai mo slut matter. tIMI 1 SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, TUESDAY MORNING, DEpEMBEK fiiifiiiiiiiiiifiiiuiiftiHiiiimint mean PoblUhlnt kit lateCOSLPIXJ. ' POISE FORUM I Horse Sense I iand Satire By Ted Coot CookCoos Among other Christmas noTcltic hare the Mississippi woman who wrote eleven itanxaa of verse conBy O. O. McINTYRE fessing the murder of her husband. aliimlSmtlUIMilSliMIIIIIlMUUI It's a pity this sinner hasn't two NEW TORE. Dee. 18. There are, lives one to serve for the murder It Is said, sixteen white wives of Chi- and another to serve for the poem. nese living In the catocooibs of And the public will be very lucky Chinatown. Now and then one is if this Incident doesn't inspire a crime seen late at night, a blurry figure, wave of poets going around killing hastening through a twisting street people so their confessions will be But mostly they live In utter lsola printed. Uon and seldom leave the quarter. AMERICAN TRAGEDY With few exceptions, they are 'Lost and Found) opium addicts drifting through end EMBLEM, Elk, double tooth, lost less days and nights in poppy dreams. Tues. Has sentimental value. Liberal reward. Phone JE.2010. was, I believe, the poetical Richard It Le Gallienne, who, upon seeing two of them peeping through shuttered windows, was reminded of two cap tured and glistening tears." Big Idea Department Before the Chinese migrated to cities in Jersey, Chinatown had many Big Idea Editor., ladles with a yen." They are mostly Idea Headquarters. recruited from adventuresome young Sir:Big as come to section who the girls It is none of rHJ saucer-eye- d slummers and for a thrill decide to. "hit the pipe." business, but while so tne suicen aens, use a waiting to have Ann mj spider's web. became traps of death. new glasses fitted for "Just another little return They puff," and the habit is acquired. Thus yesterday I was have hundreds huckstered their souls suddenly .struck . , 1, 5.1 In a hell's market place. Chinese V... V. nice would HP- be opium users always yearn for white there was a law to mates. make married cou Eventually the uptown Iff) drift to Chinatown as a final, haven, ples wear boxing for In the warrens running off the gloves when they hip of Chatham Square they find the play bridge.. seclusion their addiction demands. Abercrombie Doakes. They are rarely troublesome, but ask alefie-tChicaco dentist to be for left bumped Into a sleep, only tomer who owed him $95 and before sooth, to dream. The physical symptoms of chronic the customer could turn and run, the pill puffers are generally expressed in dentist reached into bis month, a set of false teeth and broke a sickly white pallor and eyes. After a debauch there is a them on the sidewalk. even safe to go oat on the lassl' isn't It burning thirst and complete tude, followed by a terrible twitching streets in Chicago! o unm another debauch. It is axiomatic that white wives of One of these days you'll see Chidoctors organized in gangs, goChinese are well treated. The hus- cago bands rarely desert. They will buy ing about snatching people's tonsils. them whatever is In reach of their My boy friend's a flat tire, purses and they attend to all the I carry for a spare. cooking and household work. At all We have a row, I patch things up times the wives are free to leave And then give him the air. but they never do. Moronla. 0 0 0 No rice has the curious fascination ' Thought for today of the Chinese for this chronicler. In The economic structure of the boyhood I used to loiter in front of Sam Lee's laundry window back country may itill be sound, but it's home to watch them, and in New not so loud. o York Chinatown is the most interesting of all slumming excursions. The imitative Japanese after a few AUNT BELLA'S GIFT years here become thoroughly American, but the Chinese remain inSUGGESTION SHOPPE scrutable to the end. Even the American-born in Occidental dress and background never shake off their ancestral traits and beliefs. Chuck Conners, who lived among them all his life, once observed, "The biggest Chinese puzzle of all Is the Chink himself." we BULL'ETIN Theatrical Review.) It is noticeable that when the final curtain falls the I audience remains- lM,hli. seated! quietly I I I Commnnlrationi to the Foran liuaiicu auiu iimmi must not exceed 300 words and must best of all is the traffic consciousness to break the spell en one side of the paper which has been created. IllllltlillllllllUUIIIIllllitlllllnl be written that has united It just goes to show how powerful only. Name and address of the Th Tribun It a member 1 th Associated Pnu. Th AaaoelaUd rna U xclulj them with the characters with whom THE GIANT FISH. am tot nproductloa at all aws dupatche crdu4 to U or not aUMrvU writer must be given as so evidence is the press. In like manner, if the nlltled to they have become acquainted across la thl paper, and a too In local Pw publUBeo Mtru. credit our our of would nation of In faith. (Prom New York uphold .) good Important matters, press the footlights. reaone Tb Tribun It a charter member o th Audit Bureau of Circulation. national the when writer the laws, especially In th spring of 1898, with ths na sons OS not disclosing identity to the which is so woefully violated the for Tb Tribun I a member of Th 100,000 Group of American Clue. Twenty one law students have been tion on the verge of war with Spain, Ilthe name will be withheld on eighteenth amendment how soon To Sectvith Special Asency. Inc.. eattern adrertialn atent. Ue York, Philadelphia; public, expelled from the University of ChleaM. St. Loula, Detroit, Kanaat City, Atlanta; It. C. Moceiuen at Co., Xn&. Pacific there was a queer looking contraprequest and initials or nom de plume would be brought about that for linois on charges that Include possesoaM rtprewntaUT. Baa rranclaco. lot Antelea, Seattle, Portland. tion to was about which New York law as the do desired. But letters knocking har. substituted intended 1 sion and sale of liquor. Vamen hurra ua of Information of Th Tribun an: Ho. 1 Rue Srrlb. Pari. Pranc bor. a slightly oversized signed with name of writer will be away with alcoholic liquors as a bev It would have been better to let n Pall Mali. London. Knlasdi 1 Uutar Den Linden, Berlin. German; Iiceliloc Hotel, channelResembling it was discussed with given "preference. Anonymous com- erage. buoy, these young men remain in school Italy. curiosity as "the Holland submarine munications will no tbe considered. Quoting from Upton Sinclair: this country needs nice, refined, torpedo boat." Mr. Holland thought Religious and partisan discussions "Prohibition will never be rescinded Tuesday Morning, December 17, 1929. bootleggers. he could t.ke it under water into are barred, as are personal as in America, We have' 25,000,000 o Havana na;oor and drop a "bomb' persions.' Views of contributors are autpmobiles in use on our roads, about law student bootlegFurthermore, but the peo- wun perspective, proper of The own With Lor, Justice of one those 500,000 in Morro An not into and their them but Castle, city, saiety Trading gers can help prohibition by explainple are rising to demand that the navy was dubious, and we Dro Tribune. geles. It is simply Impossible .for ing the law to customers. such traffic congestion to exist except o 17EW fields otter more oppor- - eventually we clear the streets ceeid to fight our war by the apmethods. is and proved that through prohibition, Now the rest of the student body only with Jus and highways of the potential Last week the French launched I Ex-Go- b tunlty for trading Crete Won't one factor out of many." Fears will come In contact with rough tice and the law than that In killers by enforcing the law with Burcour, a gigantic steel fish, the linreason soon the,alr will characters whenever they call for a Eat Off Silver Service beAnother violaeal of descendant filled with traffic of the Mr. of aa'the with earth designs which the crop airplanes hurry-u- p equality, uniformity and delivery. is with automobiles. How can anyHolland. Mr. Lake, M. Laubeuf and Editor Tribune: I read some time one tions grows in abundance. Not out fear or favor. other continental experimenters of in his sober AND is "It SOME LINIMENT. say: judgment in The Tribune where S6000 had all even the flourishing fields of only thirty years ago. Credited with ago right for a man to take a drink If (Classified Ad.) for service been sliver collected a lor a more surface displacement ot 3258 tons, he wants to, that's his business." No! llauor violations offer Winter Employment I LIVE IN furnished apartment; my City. In For the welfare she is larger than a number of the the new cruiser Salt Lakewhere of humanity he must the forever be wife wants to live in a home; need chances for bartering and com Thursday's Tribune I read with which ships denied that privilege. Dewey destroyed captain thanked the people of Salt . furniture. Phone BE promise. Yet, singularly enough, T EADERSHIP taken by the the Spanish fleet at Manila H. C. SCOTT. bay, Lake on behalf of the crew. Why the defendant and his counsel A'- - president of the Utah Asso- - while her lour modem mini didn't he say the nfilcersXHow many uu Moronla says she has had seven could outshoot Dewey's of the crew will ever see this silver, seldom propose any sort of trade clated Industries in impressing probably IX men at her feet in the last six weeks; not hi flagship. whni. indeed, someuse let wasn't alone it? ob all chiropodists. until a conviction has been In Le Surcouf's thing bought that Why of the state with the squadron. Counting as the crew could use VO torpedo armament, well as the tained, or is certain to be oh employers By WALT MASON. as the well oincers. The cheerful multimillionaires may tained. With no alternative, human side of the problem of primitive methodsa of fire Lecontrol of Surrnn FAMOUS LAST WRODS. thirty years ago. slnaie gambol with the bulls and bears and then, and everything to gain, unemployment is expected to ac- probably could have kept the PhilipI'll Just make change out of Utat is to trade the think the if sug complish a great deal through- pines for Spain and yet the whole Jack Plane Appreciates pastime grand; and they nothing lose, blind man's cup. ' bulk-a-nd of this great . fsnaidaHe: winter armament tested. out the remaining Mr. Morrison's Clianson loce some goodly rolls it does not can be submerged, can lacerate their souls they've plenty Recently. In police court, months. During the summer swim rapidly under water or lie conA. W. Morrison more on hand. They lose large bun drunken driver was sentenced to and fall months, when seasonal cealed upon the bottom for many Editor toTribune:. think that Jack Plane may dles in the day and then at rejoices m. at a time. night forty days in Jail. Prior to that employment has been at its hours is the develoDment of three It drivers reckless time many other &!? snd that they will be less ,e.y.h" d,fk height, Utah has enjoyed a com brief decades, assisted Immensely, of columns, what thev had escaped with much lighter fortable share of the prosperity course, by the forcing house ot the full of strife and glumness in conse piow a nail a million Ducks or "so, quence. out but nevertheless war, seemed Indicative of Is no cause to weep. But one fine. Forty days of the west. To continue this So overjoyed was he, that he burst there the swiftness with which naval who has a meager pile can't view rageous to the convicted defen until spring is the aim of Mr. weapons tactics may be expected forth in song regarding this and othand with a smile disdainful the market's dant. He appealed. While wait John G. M. Barnes, who has Is to change in the future. It may be er matters. He caroled sweetly re- turns and twists; he sees his little the and (Copyright, 1939, King Features underdogs, hungry garding to on the appeal sued an Important statement as possible confine this development, admonished the more fortunate to package slide, and ail that's left is ing for a hearing Syndicate, Inc.) as seems to have been done with the wots and he suicide, also wlsts. This In the district court, the reckless the expression of the organiza for profitable employment on the stock exchange. battleship, while its exact conse provide gambling is Ozone a faintly blue gaseous indifconHe on Insolent them. showed an trilled driver lightly tion of which he is at the head. quences for future naval policies are wild and weird and strange substance obtained (usually much dicerning how this would diminish pastime to it difficult ference by again violating the Indicates But will for do predict. is a millionaires; it Whatever unemployment sport luted) by the silent discharge of elechis chanson by for law. When he appeared the sec- comes to the lntermountain re- the caution which one must use in crime, andtoconcluded plutocrats, who merely smile and to all and tricity in air or oxygen and by other stand organize appealing to future naval concepts, mutter "Rats," when beastly luck is methods. It is so called from the ond time he was sentenced to six gion as winter sets in may be applying ideas drawn from a past as remote firm. theirs. It is no game for little gents peculiar odor which recalls that of I for one am pleased to make the who months in Jail. Of course, no held to a minimum if the Barnes in its technology as the days of Rogain their rolls by dimes or cents weak chlorine. It is a much more acquaintance of A. W. Morrison; glad or nickels at a time; man triremes. one can be blamed for preferwho bet that is found to be workable, powerful oxidizer than oxygen gas to find that he Is a believer In the certain stocks will plan watch and rise, to a and Is comparatively unstable. It ring a forty-da- y SMALLER WARSHIPS. principles that organized labor has the same with fevered eyes, and Mainly, he urges employers to fail may be condensed to a deep blue stood for these many years. sentence. So the appeal was make a w see inem climb. The Drtcaa tliimn (From the Living Age.) 119 destudy of each individual magnetic liquid boiling at realize to I that my poor attempt defendant Hector C. Bywater, probably the withdrawn and the is a crash, thev little man has case where a dismissal on ac most grees Centigrade. Ozone is used in discuss these same matters in the there on lost naval authoritative writer the cash he needs for bread bleaching sponges and straw, and for reappeared in police court to ac count of lack of production or Forum were probably very glum and and he's lost the subjects in Great Britain, welcomes sterilizing. Its advantages lie in the Morrison, and other nuie spuds; ron ne needs to purchase win cept ni original sentence ot iur-t- y general cessation of activity the smaller fighting ship that is like- oppressive to Mr. fact that It is not toxic and leaves people.- - I am perfectly ter coal, to days, provided the sentence may appear Inevitable. Employ ly to be the result of the forthcomno objectionable residue in water. buy the children duds. be eliminated if he will only He had to willing some kopecks put away, pronaval conference. The of six months was suspended era of the state are responsible, ing The Introduction of slight amounts of Battle of Jutland demonstrated, continue to bring these facts before vided for the ozone lq crowded rooms is found to day, and should Upon this basis, the trade was in a large degree, for their em among other things, that light vessels the public In his Jovial and entertain- have left themrainy offset the bsd effects by oxidizing there; but someone, made. No one can say the de ployees, just as the latter are un can often outmaneuver big ones, and, ingA manner. on his Up, gave him a these impurities. It exerts a stimustraight few rollicking verses setting forth finger vuu Mr. to "Jutland mac of the worst Bywater, according the to be fendant got quiet up proved lating action on the salivary glands. der obligation to return full waa how associated enforced the Industry certainly no advertisement for opsn shop, cut wages and increased snare. So now his life Is, made Its existence in the atmosphere, exbargain. value in service rendered. the Fisher principle of the biggest the number of wreck; he ties a clockwelght to his ' cept very locally and temporarily, as in underdogs hungry All of .which brings up the and Jumps Into the It cannot be expected that ship and anthe most ponderous orgun." the state- of Utah, will, I am sure, neck, about an electric machine, has never and Every Chinese who came to our we may fervently believe pond; economic point From view, be observation that it does not any good business man, employthat gam- town was called Sam Lee, because been conclusively proved. JACK PLANE. appreciated. be to is doesn't smaller make men pretoo, the bling grieve in that that was the name on, the,, flapping, Rock 6prings. Wyo. peak well for equality or uni- ing labor, will retain persons on ferred. "While allshipcredit must be more wona is than The origin of the word maelNothing acceptable ongnt beyond. scrofulous sign outside the laundry. formity In the handling of traf- his payroll when there is noth- given to the higher motives ot those My favorite was Kim, who seemed to Jewelry and here are two gif ties that strom is Danish. Male means grind, 1929, (Copyright, by the George fic law violations. The law is ing for them to do, nor la this who have inspired recent disarma Utah Bard Takes Up Pen work In shifts and rarely have caught Aunt Bella s eye during and strom, stream. The Danish Matthew Adams Service) ment says Mr. Bywashoppes. One is a maelstrom is a great whirlpool in the slept. Once a month the wholesale her rounds ot the perfectly plain In declaring a thinly veiled form of charity ter. "Itnegotiations," to Give be Men To would Ideas to All hypocritical pre leave a gallon jug watch charm, to dangle on the tum- sea. liquor second offender to be a public sought, either by the employees tend that the economic a scarf uin made to is factor has The other at the door of the laundry and the my. realistic that peoEditor Tribune: May I take this nuisance. Any trading, barter- themselves or the Associated In played no part. To say that naval place would be locked and shuttered look like a fly to so swat you. In their present form opportunity to express through your for two days. "Kim's high lonesome!" ple will want ing or bargaining with habitual dustrles. Dismissal from work armaments too costly valuable columns an impression of have become our town called it. offenders can be set down as do- - at any time of the year often is to perpetuate isaltogether ALWAYS THE to express no more light that strikes me most forcibly as LIMIT. o mo miKinpfi wit n an lrrpsnnn- - a There' is no police record in New "What's the age limit for sal! simple truth. At this rignt? That the glorious thought In the than the downright tragedy cruiser a not we for are may grow, firmly, steadfastly and paying Strictly Dishonorable "Listen, dearie, a sailor at any age York of a Chinese pickpocket, and slble party whose word is not home, but in winter, when twice as much, and for a battleship too slow; in the heart of every man, only three are listed as burglars. No worth .accepting. available work is at low ebb, it times as much as we paid for woman and child, big. little, strong, Chinese woman tn twenty years has There was no bargaining note is doubly serious. The econom- eight a capital ship In predreadnought weak, strenuous or mild, rests in jenks That say he's a connois been arrested for shoplifting, and Utah's clime, opportunity and trea- seur oi line metal work. sounded by District Judge street soliciting among them is rare. ic loss to the family means a days." Ersatz preus- - sure. That all who try may enjoy, in Splvens Yes. He collects spoons The only Chinese vagabond in ChinaGermany's lo.ooo-to- n when he sentenced a loss of be done a re vne can substance advanand what sen nest places. Cornell Widow, buying power town's history was "Old Horse and ui real, without alloy; drunken driver to a year in Jail sultant shrinkage In sales and in with demonstrates e a small vessel. This "pocket tages heretofore unseen., that all Wagon," a venerable, half blind idea of a Our shave-pat- e for killing a man on the highof radius a beneScotchman forever has the who shuffled along singtypical may glean cruising jointly battleship" production. 10.000 miles, and its internal combus fits their efforts may Justly derive, is one whose phonograph record songing a beggar's woe to tourists. way. The Jury, which had heard In advocating that employers tion engines drive it at twenty knots from conscientious, sympathetic in- looked like shredded wheat before the evidence quite as plainly as consider "Old Horse and Wagon" used to all cases from the an hour. Another sun smaller uer- - terest aliv, in their hearts, aims and ne cnangca the needle. Boston the judge, heard It, found the Konlgs-ber- g. desires; for the welfare of all as Juschant his pidgin English version of man cruiser, the 6000-to- n ueanpot. ORIENTAL Mr. of standpointhumanity, same tice aneient classic- like this: the the princi requires. incorporates defendant guilty, but recom- Barnes GUlde See those some meth ples. on that suggests the I with carvings May speak emphasis galore? SADDLE BAGS mended leniency. Judge ' That nightie time he come choD These boats were not, however, as Due credit to the good people of Fill- cave wan? od of temporary work or some conscious of the lack of I didn't know the Sightseer would Gosh, as and of Mr. more, the build little editor their to chop and M.1TS Bywater cheap concession on the part of both have us believe, and on, a sieable fleet press, with his worthy Forum in The cavemen had telephones. Young man.walkee no can stop justification for clemency, said Sing a song of senators n and be even employer Maskee snow, maskee ice of such highly specialized craft may Progress. The sane, sensible, sugFlustered and downcast Make Lovely Gifts he liked to follow recommenda- made to "tide employee Sociology Professor What is the He cally flag with chop so nice. therein clearly, chief over" the rest of great nation could spend untu it gestive thought, By investigations with our fault tions of juries, except when they the system police Unstinted. plainly,, Topside gallow! hurt. openly taught. Of their recent past: winter. those lucky birds, not being limited to our variety is large, do not "seem Justified by the Will the voters spank them? Class They raise the price of our a In LOGIC. Is LOUISIANA there President way, 300 writes words. an Ital larger With anything." fearless, straightWill the mighty fall? evidence. The court believes the Hoover onr prices are modBowl. Punch ian chef, "a man really needs with an forwardness they do Invite, all their liquor. Pennsylvania foresaw the eventuality (From the New Orleans Tlmes- What a silly question! V evidence was conclusive and that of erate. save a bottle of to unite; and support home dinner purpose Plcsyune.) reelect Well them all! AS IT IS NOW. unemployment during the old Chianti?" this defendant was driving an winter girls industry to unite; and support home "Longer legs of American Native: The trap-Iand prepared to offset It make all set. Sahib. I have found a laprobe helpful. them the loveliest in the world." son may very well be taken, to every Whatever automoDue wnue unaer me in$7 to $20 by calling together great cap says a famous costumer. And there- home in our fair state: that none. set it off. comes after a drink will fluence of intoxicating liquor." 1929, McNaught Syndi And the (Copyright, that called nor be their is baby out, e'er may the hopes shaken, no longlegs doubt, daddy of industry and agreeing fore, Hunter: Then keep a sharp watch cate, Inc.) Two men," found guilty of tains "Bye, bye, Daddy!" twenty years world's loveliest insect, the giraf fe become overladen for partiality sake. upon a plan for the quickening the ago now calls out, "Buy, buy, the most beauteous of beasts, and That the poor and the rich and their on that American. M. I. T, Voo Doo. fiiuiniiiiiMiiiiiiiimiiitttnnin drunken driving, were sent to of work along all lines. Utah's perhaps the tall stand-u- p desk, be- hearts' desires, may unite in interest, 133 SOUTH MAIN When we go fishing, it's a vacation. Jail, one for thirty, another for loved of accountants, is the extreme Deiore tune expires. Very truiv yours, to response this when But I cooperative of Dulchritude in office equipment. President Hoover goes fishA. W. MORRISON. forty days. Both gave notice of move comes in the Barnes ing, it's a vocation! Illinois Siren. letter There should be logic in all things. Fillmore. appeal. They are clearly with- to . iiiiiiicMiiitmiiiiiiiiiitiiisiiiiiii employers and again in a re Orthodox Jewish Father (to son in their rights in appealing, proA man. 120 years old. has a head FEELING AT HOME. of the state road commis Writer Lauds Tribune's prominent la college activities) : Son. ache for the first time. Headlines. vided the appeal is made In good port "What did the fraternity house boy sion that highway work would vot's dis I read about you bringln' He must have faith. If this action was taken be maintained changed bootleggers! when he graduated?" Traffic Late Campaign home de bacon? at full force, de do"He THE SENATOR. moved into a boiler factory merely for the purpose of gain: of Editor Tribune The result so he would feel at home." Georgia weather pending upon condi your An is a man who still some or for winning ing time, campaign for the enforcement of the remembers when It seemed funny to not only through the win- Cracker. future concession, then it is not tions, traffic laws has been most gratifying. call two a family? Green Griffin. but through the coming iBissaisiaisfs:i(inisssiiitaiiiiiim Thv ter,, whole state and even the naa bona fide appeal, and should tion owe you a vote of thanks for the "I slept standing on my head last I rich be so understood by the court year. reward it has already brought night." of original Jurisdiction when the about in curbing lawlessness. "Folding bed?" Perhaps, now that former I firmly believe, when the statistics time for bargaining arrives. "No, modernistic bed." President tor Calles o has will are month this it completed, passed It should be thoroughly underbe found there has been a great fall- -i If you love me as I love you. I Laredo and on to Mexstood that, while the city ordi- through mg off in fatalities and a correspond gue.s you know that we are through. ican soil, the Texas Utah Crimson. nance provides convictions for will begin to cash in onprosecutor ing increase in city revenue. But tbe the pubreckless and drunken driving licity that came his And way. shall be punishable by fines "not perhaps it was fortunate that or $299, imprisonby exceeding Calles' train didn't stop. Somement in the city Jail for a period times bluffs can't be called. "Our work is I WISH THAT CUV not longer than six months, or done for those who A nation-wid- e by both such fine and imprisonWOULD survey of solove and who ment,1, the state law makes Im- ciety shows that anagrams and remember." In are a jail mandatory, pingpong prisonment staging great f In Tit too for not less than thirty days and comeback as diversions. There to Tljlt onr can be no accounting for the not more than six months. thow rooms. HYLAND in which the of cycles Reckless and drunken drivers popularity AND GET may count themselves fortunate games runs. heavier penfor having escaped Few men attain a life ambialties for their acts. BeneficiarSANITARIANS? ies of the recommendations of tion. A Chicago mtlllonare want- .ViI Vjir. A )I I to die broke. He spent lav ied conalso leniency by Juries may sider themselves lucky. Viola- ishly and passed out at 93 with two millions left. tors of the law who have re- Vit liciKt t ct wr rone nniMi tovri 11 htasnt ,so Instead of adequate punishment likewise may Include themselves p""w.e.V the laugh for read- - One would think a great big in the charmed circle. ing members out of the party. brainy nation like that ours, with its to be these all it But said, Oh, well, who should may begrudge matchless statesmen, writers an' inTribune In formation without, threat, that the "good anyone a laugh now and then? ventors, would figure out some other Is at the service of the public; i. loan-In' old days" are passing, if they to farmer the way cept by help both throurh Its Salt Lake and believe him I'd 'I don't Tell us A WE to monpy. WILL! have not altogether passed. hurry. Not that it seems to make like to live in great Washington bureaus. Address I Distinctive Work New big jakey all queries to Tribune Informanew order is upon us. We may much difference, but Just now York. where they're green enough to tion. Salt For Lake. Utah. A. perA. & WALSH PLUMBING SALES CORP. now a then and falter by failing the Chinese nationalists have pay $2 to see movln' picture," said sonal reply enclosed stamped, Hyland 190 81J East 4th South Street, Salt Lake City, Utah to Impose compensating penal- the rebels on the run. But to- Lon Moon today. addressed envelope. ties; we may temporarily lose a morrow's, another day. (Copyright. John F. Dille Co.) au 1 Herald-Tribune- ... -- r 53-in- rh V RichMS'sFun EX-GO- hard-earn- ed light-heart- five-pow- er colleg- e-trained rf. w hop-hea- fever-brig- th -- ht a - ur house-woul- d College Hunior mo-me- ns . - - ie, -- s D.T.Froiin Sand Witches old-tim- er Abe Martin Granite ffaMe ILnBuein Memorials Is it UP-STAI- PHONE ready freshly washed and ironed by hand? WALSH If not, send it to us at once. RS 2947 LlllliliJga . 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