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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, something will turn jip is evideneed by Mr. Peppers statement. The lmo4 Xrerj Wortifcf T hope that a nonpartisan effort may Trtbn it ttkf wiaor the United State n place In 1K&U Off BLBMClilPTIONt the league is evidenced by the attiCtiB, ldh. XemmeU tl 4 tori?, " Daily tude of Clarke and Wickersham and tiailfmewa4 Samtay M Of both K G. I. beta M Straus and other leaders I IWiif m4 Radar, Rtf great parties, convinced, like Pepper vfktr rra.aw..a Kan'99 ItibMe m om Mmte arery laportaAl and former Governor Allen of ! sas, that the United Staton enn no tt m u CilM ftUto. Rad 7 la Ul longer cling to tbo fatuous policy of the ffh. IM X ribas. la a aumbm t ths Is aiclaairalx TM Fn. hm, 7, for npakUcattaa sf U What will they dot atllM ! tb. sew. ItaatrlMa ertliai to It a aot alrr At Augusts, the other evening, tas alaa bad crrtiua la tala papar, so. President - Ilarding reverted te the ImI am pwbllahed btttii. Aadlt matter of international relations to Tha Trtboaa la a anaabat at ibaeowara-ftac Bsrraa at Ctrralartoa. Ufonaalloaa make n few very guarded and rather Taa IHbaaa'a ctreslsitos aUi kr taa Aeiit Balaam at Ctwalaltaa, Century vague comments, the essence of ' WO.. Ckkaia. which was that the United States " Tka t. a Bartwitk l. Worta M ? was not on unfriendly terms with aaataia a!rtiainf roat WTt lark; Tnboaa kid.. Cktr; any nation, that relations were, on kM,.. t Lenta: lari C. My ths Hal treat kid, Kaaaaa Clip, Coaat contrary, extremely cordial, and Pacific Ca.. Ue, . (aaaea TUW that, while we have not gone ns lira Bnnteer bid. Baa rraci-laaaraaca SM- S- La AaaM iecarlt kid- -. far as tome of our friends on the rattle. other side would have us go, when bareaaa at toformatio at The ratal, are: ri Poe Laa,rt1 Trlkaa I Europe finds its feet, ns it surely a; i MaU. Pair Praaca; IS aacai-Wwill, it will find that the United fate,H dre Ltadca, Brrlte, a naan,, States is a just nation." The presBw, Itily. Wwmtcb M;. Teiepfc ident is soon to undertake, accordto pat your WH. a.thera taUcirca tattoo drpartmaotlfor cup ing to press dispatches, a Campaign ot be P" slU a. a aaal cap is a clcct at to create public snpport for his inby Salami at Ui pootolflca at Halt Lake Clip ternational court proposal. That proi s iwt. posal already has aroused the irreconcilable to wrath as an attempt to pave the way .for entry into the league of nations. Notice has been served that ths Harding proposal Monday, April i. 1923- will be fought with all the force at th Command of IZBA THOMPSON. group headed by niram Johnson. If and .when the president begins Ezrs Thpmpson, tire time mayor his campaign- for support of his-a- l-. ona leading ol.tte and Lake 0f international together righteous citizen of Utah, baa pawed from court proposal, he should challenge activities. the irreconcilable! In language pertha peeae of bis earthly Hia death, while not unexpected by mitting of no doubt as to his purHe should intimate friends, pose and determination. bis family serve notice that no other little cams a a shock sad surprise to a group of wilful men ia to be allowed vrb large circle of acquaintances As the fb determine the foreign policy of bed hoped for his recovery. the Washington government. son of a pioneer, born July 17, 1850, inwas Mr. Thompson U Balt Lake, FOREIGN TRADE REVIVAL. ured to the hardships incident to the of Notwithstanding the many predicdaily life ef the' early settlers Utah, and rose to a commanding po- tions to. the contrary, the export sition in business, mining and po- business of the United bates is raplitical circlet by his pluck, enternnd idly improving, due chiefly, to the prise, indomitable perseverance conditions fact that economie stalwart character. " One men who have one the by throughout! ho world are fundamen-tsUytmicarfi1 . made history jn Uta i'mce tho genbetter than vml of Brigham Young and his party would be at they supposed erally , be-years ago are early seventy-si- x thi fime- .- This improved tendency, ing aummoaed for their final jour- in foreign trade was first incognizto ney. Ezra Thompson is the latest able last summer. That period his respond, after having acted well marked ..the end of the slump od and part. Hs was a kind husband the beginning of the improvement. father, always highly honorable in It has been on the upgrade ever be public and private life, and will sisee, and, if present indications deeply mourned by his family and menn nnvthing, business during ths had who friends and missed by all remainder of the current calendar ths pleasure of his acquaintance. year will continue on this upward trend. ; THE DISCUSSION OONTETUXS. The Argentine market began to Senator George Wharton Topper show decided improvement Inst summer. Argentina was able to market of Pennsylvania contributes an in- n large agricultural crop, including teresting chapter to the discussion of grains, bides, wool nnd similar prod-netin Europe and was able to colthe league of nations, which, it appears, is growing in volume in the lect for these. Borne of these prodsold to the United ucts United States. Senator pepper, in a States.Argentinahas This given a fundamenstatement issued in '"Philadelphia, tal to the Argentine marstrength takes issus with the declaration by ket, with ths result that we are today former Justice Clarke that tho telling more goods there. At the league will be a factor in the cam- present time Argentina is buying paign next year. Before that cam- lumber, iron nnd steel articles, agripaign is decided, Mr. Pepper says, cultural machinery and similar merWithin the past six the question ef the entrance of tho chandise. United States into ths league of na- months, one large American export tions may have been determined by house estimates, Argentina has purchased more lumber of the United the nation in favor of going in. Senator Pepper, who will be re- States than she did prior to the war. membered as one of ths sturdiest A building boom is reported to bs opponents ef the Wilson proposal to on iu Argentina and that increases the opportunity for American prodratify the league of nations covenant, now believes ths tints is near ucts. at hand for the United States to Brazil is aot such a prosperous make application for entry into the market, but definite improvements Ths league," hs says, is are seen there. This situation has league. being crystallized into ths kind of existed despite the increased adversmrintim which ths United States tising given Brazil by her Centennial eaa enter. The visit of Lord Robert exposition held at Bio da Janeiro. Cedi is the first definite indication The Brazilian situation is determined on this side ef the Atlantis that the largely by tho eofffen market; bat league is willing to undergo the ths conditions existing on the west changes which will make it accept coast of South America ar reported able to this nation." It will be re- to be much better, indeed. Nitrates membered that Lord Robert, in his and other mineral products have initial plea in behalf of the league, greatly assisted the recovery of declared that reservations and altera- those countries, .and we are today, tions to meet American objections consequently, doing a larger mercancould easily be brought about. Con- tile business with them. Trade with Europe is not nearly stituent members ef the league, he said, would not willingly stand In the normal. It is predicated upon unway of American membership by in- usual conditions, and will be for sisting on provisions which, after some time to come. At the moment all, were unessential to ths league's exporters are figuring on aojne conpurposes. Former Justice Clarke, siderable tonnages of coal and eoke, in his more recent New York ad- but this is a situation which will dress, made substantially the same continue only so long as ths labo? in announcement. England insists upon giving trouble Continuing, Senator Pepper goes sad so long as thel Ruhr mines are ak grtae. Owy , " tPI "" M- tes. t o ar tewMi-ema- - - - gjt ui . tr ifvmf - es to sayr : '"' The question will not bs an Issue In the 1924 presidential campaign. Ths situation is rapidly clearing, and when tt la cleared there will be an overwhelming sentiment in this country in favor of making a proposal to tho league for such changes in Its structure as will enable ua to enter. I believe there will be widespread sentiment in both parties In favor of modifications which now keem possible. In my Judgment, as the discussion of the international court proposal proceeds, a sentiment for corner thing bigger and- more definite will develop. Either the president or some influential member of the Republican party may mako further proposals for such discussion, so that when oongresa convenes the way wlU he opened for Joint action by the executive and senate along the lines of the president's oourt proposals or by the subsequent development of public opinion. All this is interesting, but it takes no account of the . irreconcilable. When the league covenant was before the senate there were senators who favored going in without reservations, going in with reservations and keeping as far away from the league as possible. Ths story of that historic senate struggle need not be repeated. The treaty was defeated despit the efforts of the reservs-tionist- s who did aot want to lose altogether the chance for American cooperation . la the great work of the nearly created' league. That, these reservxtionists ars kopeful hat--a- a ... only part islty available.- The grain movement from the United States to Europe baa also been in fair quantities this year, although it has not been nearly so great as it was in soma few years after tbs war. This increase in ths imports from and export to Europe occurs in the record of nearly all ths European countries except Russia. From the United Kingdom the November were $11,000,000 in excesh of those in the same month of last year; from Germany an Increase of Belgium, 11,500, 000; Netherlands, $1,250,000; Sweden, nearly 3,000,000; Norway, $1,000,000, and Italy, $1,000,000, though tho total from France is about $1,500,000 below tho same month of tho preceding year. Tho January exports to the United Kingdom show aq increase of $18,000,000 over January of last year; to France an increase of $5,500,000; Italy, $6,000,000; Netherlands, $2,300,000; Belgium, and to Germany an increase of $2,500,000, comparing January, 1923, with the same month of 1922. .In the trade with tho world, the imports of November, the latest month for which details are available, show from Cuba . increase of $7,009,000; Can- - Japan , . . $12,800,000, V ' nnd Exports to Canada in January show nn increase of to Cuba $5,000,000, to $12,000,000, Argentina $3,000,000", Brazil $1,500,-00- 0 nnd Chinn $1,000,000. To Japan, India and Nqw Zealand the January, 1923, export' figures are less than In the same month of last year, ths fall of f ng China $7,000,000. The Blond Propaganda Bj 0. WASHINGTON, By Dr. W. JL HaAia. Frederic April C., Eras u. crosa-sectl- above-mention- nt rd one-four- th Latin-America- n smaller are ica Is due to the presence here of incountriea European ferior racial stocks. prone to follow the practice obtain- ADVOCATES HAVE PLAUSIBLE ing in the United Statee making ARGUMENT. ambassadors to order at each change It seems wortn while,' thenf to Inquire carefully into the facta behind of administration. this theory. What are the authoriWhen Jules Jusserand earns te the ties and what the arguments for it? United States as representative of It may be said, in the first place, that piany eminent anthropologists are not France, M. Loubet was serving the in accord with it, while most of its last of his two terms ns president of etrenuous advocates are not primarily An rhinent man of the - republic. Jusserand was not anthropologists. science in the employ of. the- govern disturbed. Then came President ment ridiculed It rathe severely in an Interview, but did not care to be Fallieres, who kept Jusserand where quoted on the subject because he did he belonged in Washington. M not want to antagonize congress. At timer the Advocates of the Poincare became president "and Joe the namemake a plausible argument. theory serand remained in tho United Two sides of the question may be Staten, Tho brief presidency of M. briefly set forth as follows: The believers in Nordic supremacy Paul Desehanel found no time to argue that all of the great civilisamake changes, and the present pres- tions of the western world, at least, been established by the blond have ident ef France, M. Millerand, is type of man. This type of man is content with the services nnd native to Scandinavia and the Baltic region generally. There he evolved achievements of his veteran ambas- and his typical qualities, developed now the dean are great stature, physical tho which of sador, diplomatic corps in, the most important strength, blond hair and light skin, together with unusual Intelligence, capital in tho world belligerence and organising ability. M. Jusserand may be credited His trinnetaesa is due to the fact that grew up In a cold, cloudy region, with being largely responsible for he where he did not need pigmentation the cordial relations which exist be- to resist the rays bf the sun. Farsouth we find the man with olive tween tho United tales nnd the ther skin and dark hair, and in the tropics, French republic. He hna succeeded where the sun's ravs are most perand penetrating, the negro in interpreting Franco to America in sistent type Is the only one that can survive a way that Americans ean under- Indefinitely. In this cold northern region life was stand, nnd ha has Just ns truthfully hard, and the Nordto developed his pictured American thought and sen- unusual physical and mental qualities In order to cope with his hostile entiment to his own countrymen. Farther south life wa8 It is sometimes said that, while vironment. easier, and so a more gentle and in tho United Stated has never been dolent tvpe of man was fostered. The blond northern men, so runs defeated in .war, it has seldom won fierce the argument, have been overflowing hundreds of a battle around a conference table. and moving south forestablished the generations. They That, of coarse, is not quite true; great nations of antiquity Greece, aU and the reeh It Carthage but it ia a fact that most of tho Rome, seems to be a fact that many of the American diplomats find more than patricians of these nations were blond. their match when pitted against the It is argued that the ancient governfell largely because the blond ments of The veteran diplomats Europe. blood died out. In like manner, it is reason is not, difficult to discover. argued, the dominant nations of modern civilization were established bv Europe trains her diplomats and re- Nordics. In Great Britain, the United The States, France, Germany and Austria, tains nnd advances them. the ruling class has been generally tall United States terminates their and blond, and 4hee nations, includ almost without exception, trig our own. are threatened with deby the influx of short dark with each new administration at terioration men from the south. Washington. WHAT IS SAID ON THE OTHER SIDE. The critics of this plausible argu SAMI OLD STORY. We tret sad news of a omnintr end ment say that it vlrdl not stand inclose scientific scrutiny. They aay, the From our returned first place, that the three principal They aay "we've sons too tar to ond; races Med the of the Kurope Alpine, AU civilization totters!" Iterranean and the Nordio were aU Twos' Adam coined that pbraas; a Id offshoots of the same stock in the Neolithic age, and that they have not he, had time to evolve great differences of "A terrible pair of ptattara character and ability. The whole quesOld Satan and the serpent bo tion of mental and moral superiority And civillaatioa totters." of certain races, they say, is one that fear has not been sufficiently investigated And Noah voiced the setf-azIn order to yield a sound theory. When his ark rode the waters; He sighed and said, as be dropped a Much depends upon what is considered It may be adtear, 'supertority. mitted that the Nordic tpe seems to This civilisation totter." have supplied a large part of the "What, WhatR I doT So Erne Tot world soldiers and engineers end excried, plorers. and that It seems to excel In courage, enterprise and organizing (He was one of our (bat Iatin nr ability. But. the "Go tnke me a tomb, and let me Mediterranean races seem decidedly hid to have more sense of.beautv and ba'e For civilisation totters." supplied more of the creative artists of aH kinds. Furthermore, the blonds Tet good atlU govern the world to- certainly have no monopolv of the more aggressive qualities. Napoleon, day And man stands on his trotters; for example, was veryhort ami very So let's take heart and be on our brunette, bub-h- e showed conKldurabie way courage ami organizing belligerence, Thoujch civilization totter. A study of world leaders of ability. Georg Weymouth in Farm Life all sorts- would probably not show a derrried prcpondecttitoefr of . COUSINS. the Kuropean races. Thus the whole business of selecting March and April cousin are. a. population seems more difficult the Very close together; como In March. showers farther you go into it. The desirabilApril And March knows April weather. ity of excluding some Oriental and Mav comes when the boisterous wind African types is generally admitted, because our population, docs not readBy spring havs been reproved Mav and March are cousins, too, ily absorb them, and they present difficult problems of social adjustment. But cousins once removed. W. W. W. But as among the several races of Kurope, it soems to many scientists hard to discriminate scientifically, as the house pommittee has tried to do MEMORY TESTS 1 They say that Immigration should be selective, but that the selection should 1, Why is an Insert relatively so be based on individual rather than An ideal strong for Us !t. while a horse or on racial characteristics. policy, they say, would elephant la so weak?own An ant can Immigration scientificexamination fbr the weight, and prqvUie carry thirty times iu a flea Jump ISM) times its own length. on the other aide of the aier of evapplicant for admission to the Strength is proportional to the squares ery of the cross sections of the muscles, United States, and for his admission while weight Is proportional to the or rejection on his personal rating. In States might draw cubes of the relative masses. As an this way the United would combine the animat grows iu weight rapidly out- a population which racial of all best as but qualities. it Its distances strength, Rome cienthts have also pointed shrinks it grow stronger end stronger. X. What Is the Audubon society? out that immigration of a certain An organization for disseminating, in. racial type cannot be obtained by ad nationalities. The formation about birds in order to, pre- mitting only certain race of Europe are bad'y mixed, they vent their destruction. of the In v all countriea. European 5. Who was Jeremy Taylor say. ). an English ezeept those of Scandinavia, where1 Taylor etui Nordic type greatly predomiclergyman, was the leading theologi- the cal writer of the Puritan age tils nates. An Euoliihinan, a Frenchman Holy living and Holy Hying" used or a German mav well be of Alpine or to be read In every Puritan home. He Mediterranean type. Is noted for his broad imagination and Lastly, It Is pointed out by sclent the Nordio tlsts on both Issides, ready pen. woman was out of his natural the wife of man In America 4. What one president and the mother of an- rantre, and survives with difficulty. ), There Is too much sunlieht for hi fair other? Abigail Smith Adams wife of John Adams and mother ekin' even in the latitude of New home argue that it Would be Adams. of John Quini-loik. 6. Who ts known as "the Modern I well to import a little pigmentation Galen"? Jean Kernel, a celebrated land breed a race that eon stand the I LI2'11 phyiclan nl1 writer (1W climate. One atrikinA charactcrisda of most - ' glob-trottt- -- what-what-er- s) anyunrf -- Jer-em- (181S-1667- v REPIdT. American Medical association, IJ5 North Deaitiorn street, Chicago,, IU. American Social Hygiene association, 378 Seventh avenge. New York City. States United ptiblio health Washington, D. C. These booklet oell for each. a 7 xbvxh ttslps fall when they any. HEALTH IN YOUTH.1 hen servfoa, few esnts DEAFNESS OR MENTALITY. Tears Mrs. G S. write: "A boy. old, doesn't talk. Ia there any chsnoe of bio ever. tnJking?, lie Is healthy and teems to hear. TTs has a tittle sister 26 months old who, so far, does not talk. Where can he go to sohool?" REPLY. These children should bo oxamlned as to thetr hearing and as to their mentality. If your family physician cannot make these tests ask him to direct you to the nearest child specialist or child study department. In some places there are state child study bureaus. , t SATISFACTORY Te, Tms had a pal. but now I algh Forthose dear days, now tong son. What! dead? Ah. no, list to tb roar. That cornea- from out that grim, steel door Oh Outlandish Obese Osprey Ocelot Obey! Minerva ' Mind Mother Mak Mincing Mat. Sea Seven Silly Bailor Slowly Set- Not Neighbors Nr-- 1 voualy Nibbling Nails, I had a wife, I loved her so, But now my heart 1s filled with wo. I eravs! Ah, night and day for her Oh listen to my darling rave Wistful Weary Winnie Wlnkla Whimpering Wailing Woos, Teaches Tommy Tucker to Twirl Thin Timid Toee; Puffy Pensive Puppies Picking Purple Porous Plaster, Deftly Dodge Disgusting Dolphin Ducking Dread Disaster. . , OUR CHILDREN My Favorite Storiet A Line o Type or Two S nr to ths Lina, 1st tba Kiep Wett Mow to j a scientific theory succeeds In If anrona thinks tha fcoakleat yoon climbing Capitol bill and entering the bucks that walk down tha busy brains of congressman, when 180 per cent well b baa another think cabinet officer alud trf It in peeche corning. If anyon. thinks ths and lady novelists embody It in best country boys, tha flower or sellers, that theory must have some the yeomanry, hav. anythin on th powerful appeal tQ the minds of men, city boy in th matter of Prtor And worth careful consideration. health, that thinker can likewise take &ucb has been the career of what another think. Now that the curtain from Is heavy, dropping generally known as the theory of Is up, her l the story. on of the blond, or Nordic supremacy. The ImIn the summer of Vtt in January, 1922, to bill as reported by the district citizen' train inc camps wa migration in Jnnnary, 1923. house committee was frankly based held at Camp Meade. To it there went Tbs figures sre inspiring. Busi- upon the theory that we should seek brainy, brawny, healthy, upstandin to derive most of our Immigration young me"(rom Lennzylvania, Xness is very good at the present time from thoss countries whtrh are sup- land. Virginia and tho District, f p in, this eouutry, nnd without doubt posed to be Inhabited chiefly by blond lumbla. Dr. McGuiro and Hltchln people, the idea being that aU blonds went along among the Impedimenta, will continue so for an indefinite pe- are descended from the same racial and with them went mieroocopes and riod of time. We have many prob- strain, known as the Nordic, and that other laboratory apparatus. The medthis group of Ibis strain has an inherent superiority. ico proposed to lems to solve, but apparently foreign The secretary of labor, in his man than 1800 abovo averageon young which trade ia not one of them. men as a atudy speeches on the immigration question, alluded to the fact that America nas to base an opinion as to tha health American of the population. status always taken pride in being a nation JULES JUSSERAND. of Nordic blood, and the chairman of the house committee admitted that Almost 1 per cent of the young men marked ths last one of the objects of the measure was were found to bo diphtheria carrier. compleSaturday in Though wen themselvoa. any one of to secure balanced immigration tion of the twentieth year of service which a there should be a large per- tha diphtheria carrier could atari teots Bchlck of the blond type. As is gendiphtheria epidemic. by Jules Jusserand as ambassador centage of these hundred acon made several hill to seeks erally known, the per cent from the third French republic to complish this result by basing the young men showed that 55 to diphsusceptible quotas of immigration on the Census of them45 werecent not could of them the United States. That in itself is of 1800, Prior to that year most of theria; per our immigrants had come from En- oontraot the disease even when -coma distinction gained by few diplo- gland, Germany and Scandinavia. By pletely exposed. A com pari son of City and country admitting 3 per cent annually of the mats. , M. Jusserand has seen the number of of each rae pruifcent here in hoy showed that the percentage 1 w0, we would immune to diphtheria wa highboy coming nnd going of ambassadors to come from letthein all who wished er among tb city boy. Examination for carrier of typhoid and ministers without number since countries, while Immigration from the and Euof paratyphoid bowed that non of southern countries eastern and he arrived at Washington a score of rope would be were capable of greatly restricted, as those examined tyrepspreading these disease. Flainly, years ago to take up bis official those countriea were but sparsely otw 4.w ta number. . phoid eanierw befawtor jaeAvduties. European a governments .do resented So far'as .the immigration bill Is Examination foronworms mad. on 750 with tapeworm, not frequently change their repre- concerned, no doubt the Nordic the- persons showed with whip worms, one with thread is to a great ext-a blind for on sentatives at othet capitals. Trans- ory or seat worm, five with round the political forces which want A re- worms and one- - with hookworm; a fers nnd removals for political rea- stricted tmmtgratimr. ' But at the same worms, 1 1 per cent. Koford, examsons are practically unknown. Pro- time the advocates of blond supremacy total of troops from then four states, evidently sincere, and the theory ining 6.7 motions are made as length of ser- are per cent of those from will have a real Influence on our fu- found that Virginia had worms. Tho Maryland vice nnd ability seem to require, but ture immigration policy. one-thiwas the Virginia rate, And congress Is not the only place rate Columbia and the rata tha government changes at homo are not where the blond Idea has been acceptnuch lower. rate Pennsylvania wholesale pseudo-scienin ed. Several of works accompanied by changes tho personnel of ambassadorial . or setting it forth have been widely read TO INSTRUCT OIRU8. la recent and a novel has been ministerial corps. This has refer-- , published years, this spring in which the Mrs. G. M. writes: "Will you please a recommend heroine is described as resembling and tell tna where 1 can ence, of course, to tho major powers. Nordic and it is suggested send for a book to instruct young The states nnd no me that the princess, state of civilisation in Amer- girls?" ' A f irom ada $6,000,000, from Argentina 000,000, Brazil $3,000,000, India MORNING, APRIL 9, 1923. MONDAY MAG McC. Thera I only one answer, dearly beloved, to tho weird front page yarns about Pharaoh curse being responsible for the death of Do rd Carnarvon: tut tut. Yeuve Bald ld IL Desrie; Yau'v Dear R. H. L: Pleas tell Doris Blake and Danderinn Fiddlestlx that ta not how tha problem in my mind out now to t win 'em or lose 'em, find ooo just one worth wlnn m. ROCKFORDS FAIREST-Oh No! Oh Yes! Not That! Not Tho eel Net Thsml Oh Geel Oh Goshl And would you Dear R. H. please bo good mib. lr, to be notlittle outburst, quoted ing this sweet from tho story 'Stella Dallas" tn ths April number of the American Magazine: orTv got n plan, nodded Ls I'm going to be a al. smiling.. stenographer, mother. Stella broke Oh, no, laurel!" out. "Not that! Please, please. wouldnt do- that Say you. It would you wouldnt. Not break my heart. . . . . . "Oh, my God, sha can t be a stenographer! . . . Sha mustn t be sacrificed like that! Oh gracious: what can I do what can I do to s&vi tho child. "She must do something and Next year, the quick now d year after too late her aThere tala, be a story about Sha was once a stenographer, whisyou know. Peopla would ' don't say You per, 'Really raised. be would And eyebrows That must not occur. Whatever that its cost, by whatever. means, .. LIB .. ba avoided-- '' I: .... .... - B. C0B& EVER V IN RE- SPECT. A Jewish friend of mine told me of a cweliglonlsb of his who had acquired a fortune In tho white-goobusiness. This gentleman bad a daughter of whose talents he tremendously was proud. The young woman sang. The father sent her to EuroP to study voice culture under ths best continental teachers. Upon her return homo ho arranged that she should giv a recital at Carnegie hail. To tho recital all his friend wens invited. In celebration of tha event he decided .also to giv a banquet to a chosen group of some ten or fifteen at the Waldorf. But even In the heights of his parshtal enthusiasm prudence guided him. He summoned the guests together and to them he said, in strbstanco, this: Tf Miriam should mak a big hit I gif you fellows aU vot you can cat und drink the very best of everyBut thing, disragardlesa of expense. of course there's a chance maybe she vont make a ML She iss young and berhapa she gets scared ven sha see so many beepl all to liasen at her und, possibly,vaiting in that case, she might no go so veil. Bo, if she should fall down, ve vouidnt feel like a celebration, und there vquld bo no dinner, understand?', At Carnegie ha.il tha father'll fears were Justified. Tbs young woman Immediately oa her entrance was seized with a terrific attack of stage fright. Bh uttered plaintive bleating sounds, then burst into tears and fled into tbs wings. Almost before she vanished her father had seized his hat, had d staled from the boa where the family was seated, and, in a taxicab was hurry-in- g down town' to 'countermand 'the order for the spread. He reached the hotel, ascended in the elevator to the Boor where ha had enged a private dining room and ran through the hall to notify tha head waiter that there would be no feast. But as he neared the door the sounds of brisk play He burst gava him added speed. open tbs door and stood transfixed on the threshold. Only tho place which had been reserved for Mm at the bead of tha table was vacant. At every other place aot one of hte friends, stowing away expensive victuals and costly winea at tremendous speed. Volt1" shouted tho agonised father. Valt! Didn't I aay only v should havs a dinner if AOrtem was a success?" A spokesman for tho others raised his face from tho terrapin atew. Veil,'' hs said, ve liked herf And went right on eating. (Copyright, 1823, by tho MdNoughL Syndicate, Inc.) pros--peoti- knife-aad-fo- rk la tho Denver te Rio Grande, It has twelva miles of S.4 per cent grade from -- ed best-know- TONSILS AFFECTED HEART. Recently M. B. wrote about her ais-ter- ie little boy; who had had repeated attacks of fewer and who finally J. P. M., developed heart murmur. letter, jepUea having read 1L K. thereto; "A short time ago I read this piece and cut it out, for my heart went out to the dear tittle boy and hie mother. This piece described my little boy entoctly. He wan eiek almost He would all the time for a year. come in from play with high temperature. In a few days be would seem well again. He - hod the flu last spring and the doctor found ha had over heart murmur. Ho did not get the 'flu' and was so polo and thtn-w- eexfor took him to a child specialist amination. He found hi blood absorbing tots of pun and said it was due to bad tonsils. , His tonsils ware small, but had pua behind them. Since hte tonsils were removed he ha been well and the doctor savs hi heart Is doing its work ao much better. v GIRL NEEDS TRAINING. writes: "I don't know what to do I am a little girl of 13. "Whenever I start to laugh I belong gin to hiccough and U take time to stop." REPLT nervous Tou are of a hysterical, C. G. c makeup. You should train yoorsetf in poise, calm and Of eoursev your training should have begun years ago, but better lata than never. old breast-fe- d have a baby. "When should I begin feeding him? "What food? "What amount? -Whoa Is It adrieobte to wean a babyr REPLT. 34 vo your baby orangw Jnlea now. Within two weeks begin giving a cereal little thin, Have him on a diet consisting of milk, bread, largely pe reals, vegetables end soups before the onset of bot weather. -- well-oook- MAY BECOME ACUTE. G. write; "L Have had, Mrs. for the last six months, a constant, slight pain in one spot in abdomen toward right side. Doctor says it mav be ebronio appendicitis. Is it Into to acute form? Belikely develop fore taking further treatment, will it appreciate your opinion. Does the chronic state rail for an operation ? I am 67. Very frail and nervous." REPLT. 1. There Is sbout an even chance will that you develop acute appendicitis .some time. ?.. Tt does In somewhere about half Chronic appendicitis may the case cause stnl Invalidism due to pain, in or direction, some stomach nausea, - constipation. ' A MILE WITH ME. who will walk a mile with mo Along lifes merry way? A comrade blithe and full of glee. Who dares to laugh out loud and free, And let bis frolic fancy play. Like a hippy child, through Lhe flowers gay That fill the field and fringe ths way Where he walk a mile with me. 0 And who will walk a mile with ma Along life's weary way? A friend whose heart baa eye a to sea The stars that sbina out oer ths darkening lea And the quiet rest at the end o tb day A friend wbo know, and darea to sav. The brave, sweet word that cheer the way Where he walks a mil with me. BEING HONEST WITH THEM. Mother ara Benjie were out In tha flower garden sniffing tha perfumra and drinking tha color with eager eyea Say Benjle, "Why. mother, why do you pinch off the little seeds? I think they're kind of pretty." Benji ... . Then mother (who says, I mak It a point to tell tha child exactly tha ' " truth about anything ha told Benjte a long, long etory about ths plant and Its flower, and the bee and tha moths and the butterflies and ths wind, end tho pollen duet and the seeds, and the baby plant, and ths mother plants ceasing to live and to giv out any more blossoms ones the seed was set. It waa such a long talk, with so much truth In tt. that it lasted the whole time they were ta the garden. Ths perfumes and the colors and the lovely shapes of thfogz. the Hghta and' tha shadows and the funny little bugs, all passed unheeded while mother,, flushed and tired with the effort, made plain to Benjle the truth about seeds.-thev turned into the path that-leto tho house Benjis's crinkled , brow smoothed out and bo said: Anyway, you buy seeds from ths store man, dont you mother?" and. raced to catch up to the brown butterfly that had tantalised him br dancing up and down In front of him Juet out of reach all tho way up' from tho garden,' . ' "I don't believe tt understood ' It all, TU havs to sighed mother. tryIt again. ta true One must he honest with, children and talk to them with the appreciation of .one .human being to another.' but that doe not eav that ' the whole range of human knowledge should be scoured for an answer to IA their question of the moment. They bear u.alr.eum. ot.souads that .... .. ta ail. They ore lost in it and wearied beyond expression. They will soon learn to protect themselves from it. Tho better way to do when thev ask questions that involve the whole of human experience ta to answer Just the question they ak, briefly, In simple language, and accurately. no more. Let that sink in. When it doe will com back for tha they next step. "I pick tho seeds out because the Plant would atop flowering If I left them' on, Benue, would have tho question the child asked. Alt that interested him was his mothers action. Children are always interested in action of any aort and will ask about it and Imitate it. That was what wa Ho wo not askingBenjle at an aboutdoing. the creation of plants. Hi experience vraa limited to the action, an! it w about that he asked. He recognized nothing deeper than that. Then don't cheat the children out of the Joy of their present day by laadtng- - it tm with the; experience of the day still to come. As the dava-pasadd to the e and the strength and ther' gmig) of the children. They are gradually prepared for their burden. Of course, bo honest with them,- but keep within his day and let him have tho joy of 4t. artva-about.- ' f (Copyright, by tho Bell cate, Inc.) 1923, Syndi- 5v tho Italian government on a devised by C. Fioreilt. The greater part of tha town has now been unearthed. 1 Q. Who said that "rebellion to obedience to God? tyrants is S. D. B. A. Thomas Jefferson's bookplat-anpersonal seal bore the Inscriptlc. "Rebellion to tyrants ta obedleneecto God." The quotation ha been attributed to BenJ&mjn Franklin. socncxaxB n n cut out end j I Hedges PISH PUDDING a a DAUMAD. RESURGAM. A feeling that 4s rsstlaea A longing that ta pain, yearning for caresses. Hell! 1 m in love again! DAPHNE. A R. H. L. DIET FOR INFANT. Mrs. D. F. writes: "1 ve Helper to Krone, Utah. Tho steam railroad, with. the. steepest.. grads.Tn tho world ta tho Pilatus railway in Switzerland, which has from 19 to 48 Modernity. cent grade. per Con.: The. CoL proverbial Pear a a lost "Wher yu goln' to alftgT' has at toin When wa a tho first English Wber yu Q. supplanted by benbroadcast Of on lexicon published JL A. G. ?' introduced by to A. Among tho earliest our office Sheika SNUGGLE PUP. lexicons of tho ' English language is Mlnsheus Guide to the Tongues, pubTha Acceptance. lished In 1617. Tho first English dicUndefeated? Faugh! You knave! tionary in tha strict sense "of the term, Go and search out eosy graves! however, wan tho English Expositor Kiss your womenfolk adieu! Ob John Bullokar, published in 1616. With your church your Vows n sense tha of the early tie Perhaps so lit Hava you, then, commence dictionaries waa Dr. Samuel JohnThat you combat would Dine? 1755. son's, With the Legioq of tho a. each ateely pen! Q. How did it happen that the Tight then grip like noblemen ruins of Pomptai were found? P. H. Rids your chairs A. The chance discovery of two inWave each 0x000 scarf aloft in armor soft; scriptions which were found In 1594, Rally forth Coute! . Ho! while Valiant! , workmen ware an unBay your Coma! Lot s derground aqueduct, ledmaking to tho uncovChoose the subject. of Pompeii. Systematic excavago! ering tions were commenced In 1763. Blnce W or ready, Musket-ear- s! COQUCTTA. 1861 ths work has been carried oa by Sir Conan eaya that ghonts guard oU tha tombs of the Pharaohs and killed Lord that no doubt on of them smart Carnarvon. Blr Conan ta quite thrill-in and at catching at tosome haw own cause hi help happening Dosd along. We are now waitinghadforAmerRobert Cecil to prove, that keep ica Joined the league of nations tbo Egyptian tomb spooks would have been dsnsAUtad W Work While You Sioep. (Hr: Thera is no doubt in my trrlnd the prime of bluffers. You are you writ about the Spooning Questionnaire the same day tho front page had 1L Then you writ aU tbo rest of tho paper, too, No wonder 1 never make the Una Who oaree! put. FatrL By Aug Answers to Questions,. (Any reader can get tbs answer ta The Tribune any question by writing Frederic J. Information Bureau, G Hoskln, Director. Washington, D. This offer applies strictly to information. Tho bureau cannot giv advice on legal, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhsustfra research on any subyour question plainly ject. Writ Giv full name and adand briefly. In stamps dress and tnoloaa two cents for return postage. AU replica ora to tbo direct Inquirer.) lent Q. what gives rain IU peculiar odor? G. G. W. A. Rain has no odor, but In falling ta propurifies the air. Often rain duced by electrical charges in the air. and then charges produce a gas -called oeopa, whioh has a delightfully- fresh odor. -- r fiontsayfrieadsay: r IMEAED U c a f Q. About how many women belong to the Daughters of 1812? R. K. about 000 . A. Thera srs now members. - a a a Is there any variety of raisins grown, where the, fruit ia, without seed? tl. K. A. Seedless raisins sre made from Q. four varieties of seedless grapes: Sultana, Black Corinth, and Other seedless or White Corinth. seedless grapes are grown nearly table grape and might be used for making needless raisins, but for the superiority of the varieties mentioned. o. What does "skookum mean?-A- . 1 J. M. 1a It an Indian word and means "strong." a a a Q. Who was ths "Great American Traveler"? A. Daniel Pratt, an eccentric character, who died in Boston In 1867, who for year made annually a grand tour Q. A. EOOQQQCOCra Venus V PENCILS- Jht larjertseHInt quality pencil delivering in each oration, was grandiloquent known a tho Great American Trv- - ik tie of New England colleges, Jer" ' a a 'a Q. After a death In the family, should the calls of sympathy be reR. C. 8. turned A. Buch calls' are not returned, sine the family ta in mourning and ta not making social visits. Jrllhin uch would walk till Journey end. Q. Does an electric heater eonauma Through summer sunshine, winter rain. oxygen H. R. D. And then? Farewell, we shall meet A. The ordinary elaetnc heater which function through passing elecagain! HENRY VAN DTKE. tric current through conductors of and causing them to high resistance does consume oxygen, become red hot metal advocates of the theory of blond su- as does any similarly toheated the air. when directly blond. Likeexposed are premacy is that they a a a wise. among the opposition will doubtQ What railroad has the steepest less be found a great many brunettes, J. W. B. 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