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Show ;v THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 11, 1921. v The Experimental Couple Three Off-Shoo- , anH th; U,We Ship To ' ts Aii Points In Utah. Idaho Keyada By GEORGE ADE. What a demonstration will show you about Office and called him Assistant SomeHis Duties consisted of looking thing at the Clock and writing Notes to the Gaaelies he had met the Night before. If he had been set out on the Pavement and told to Root for himself. It would have broken him of the habit of Eating. Link was whatever they called a Rum- - A Man and WH had three Male Responsibilities. The first, named Abraham lincoln Tibbetta, was born while people attll remembered the Civil War. His name was promptly abbreviated to Link The second was christened Ulysses Simpson Grant Tibbetts. In honor of the Hero who took Yicksbudg and Straight 822 FRANKLIN e Free Delivery 600 324 IPHOHE WAS. MAIN ST. Ui WALTER BAKER'S BAKING POWDER; 60u can no pushing of buttons or meshing of gears simply turn a switch and the motor starts. EASY TO CONTROL: being light, it gets under way quickly, stops quickly, and steers without effort. EASY STARTING: special 81.7S 21 Royal, .... can 36c automatic spark control, respon-fa- e brake, easycdng dutch. If engine stalls accidentally, starter functions automatically. - a.lb. .290. SIMPLE TO DRTVEi ' v. softly light weight and iron out flexibility rough going, give roadability. SIMPLE TO CARE FOR: no radiator to fill and fuss with; only three grease cups to fill;. wick oiling system. FREE FROM TROUBLE: averages but three punctures and less than ooe blowout in life of complete set of tires 12500 mflea. Air cooled, therefore never any COMFORTABLE: rides frcsIonMillinqC? Preston 48-l- Ten Touring Car $2350 ) Salt Lake City. t 764 Wasatch 6464. Phone - . 12 M. and keep him In the Field until so that usually he early had two Meala In the Dark. On Sunday he and the Hired Help would alt in the In the and read Almanac IV Inter he attended a Dl.trlct School and learned how to bound Patagonia, but he did not go to any demoralising Shows nor learn to pick up flip Slang When he waa 18. he seemed to be past the Danger .Period, so Uncle Jabe took him to the Train and told the Conductor where to put him off On the way back to the City he bought an oval Box of Pigs from the Train Boy and lost his Hat out of the Window. When he arrived at Home and entered the House, It sounded like a Crowd coming In His Mother took one Look end fell backward There was a Neutral Zone between his Vest and Trousers Also he had been raising Warts on himself For two Months after he arrlyeif theji kept him under Cover for fear the Neighbors would see him He gave way at the Knees every time he stepped If a member of the Opposite Sex spoke to him. he backed Into Breakable usually something At the Table he did a Act and drank out of the Saucer. "We made a mistake In leaving him so long In the Tall Grass," said Mr. Tibbetts "?ut now that we have tried the two Extremes, we know just what to do with Art We shall send him to a small he may associate with Town, where bright Youth of his own age and yet be away from the distracting and corrupting Influences of the Big City Accordingly Art was farmed out to a Couain residing In a drowsy Corporation of about 1600 Souls, figuratively speaking Hs went to the Grammar School and what hs didn't learn at School he learned In Back Alleys and Box Cars However, his Parents were happy In the Knowledge that he was beyond the Influence of the gaudy Play House, the gilded Buffet and the seductive Dancing He was out where nothing Academy. happened unless the Boys started It themselves. So they started It. When he was twenty he was sent to the City, an extra fine Specimen of what the Small Town can produce. He had his Hair combed down Into his Eyes. Hs wore s punky little Derby, sbout two n sixes too smalt The Collar waa four Inches high, and hs wore a a navy-blu- e Butterfwith Cravat Copper Furthermore, he had ly for a Scarf-Pi- n a Suit of Clothes that was Intended for a flirtatious Brakeman. On his Lapel he had a Button Photograph of the Girl who worked In the Millinery Store, "Are you made up for a Masquerade or Is this the regular Costume?' asked hi; Father. reGo way back and set down, plied Art, for he knew his Villaafc Re partee What do you propose to diF'for your self asked Mr. Tibbetts I want to travel witlyzi Street Car nival," replied Art As the Boy appeared to be somewhat Lumpy about thezPockets his Father threw him downand searched him, finding on his Person a 2 Revolver, a Package of Cigarabts. a Plug of Tobacco, a Deck ofTplaylng Cards, and a pair of crookedBones. Ike Educational "I .have underrated said Mr. Facilities of the Jav Town, Is in s Gun-FpiTfbbetts "Link Movie and Chub Is putting in Coal n for an old and Firm, but I can see that ydu are going to outshine You are going to develop your Brothers Stlck-u- p Guy and SecIntq s first-claond 8tory Worker. MORAL; Keep hl)h In a Barrel (Copyright, 1927. by the Bell Syndicate, Inc ) Most fteoiitifLd Car inj&xzrica. Why They Choose the Paige Since the first of the year more than 25 per cent of our sales have replaced cars of much higher price. Buying habits have changed. Men who can afford five ana six thousand dollar cars have developed a canny shrewdness. They have learned that peak price no longer guarantees peak performance or maximum value. This conviction is brought home to them when they compare the Paige with the cars that carry the biggest price tags. Power, endurance, comfort, beauty and is economy in any and every test the Paige 6 triumphant. That is why discriminating buyers are choosing the Master of the Highway as the greatest value on the market today. 6-6- PAIGE --DETROIT MOTOR CAR CO., DETROIT, Michigan 65 West door-keep- er Mnliidk CO., Fourth South Street, SALT LAKE CITY. Home Town Tenders Closed Open Cars aa. 4, 6, Lerchmont Daytona, m. 4, 6, IT, 6, Coupe, Sedan, Coupe, Sedan, 6, Limousine, 6-IlfPrOsa'i Touring $1635 Roadster - 1635 1925 Sport Car 2875 Touring 7975 Roadster - ,2295 T-- Banquet to Gooding 6-- 6-- - 66, ak to The Tribane Idaho. GOODING. Special - 6-6- 6, S x ay Tam United States Senator Frank R Gooding and wife, who were at home for a few days v Islt, were the honor guests at a banquet Thursday evening tendered by their friends at the Lincoln Inn Later, at the high school auditorium. Senator Gooding gave a review of his Sept 10 efforts In congress on behalf of Idaho COOKING . at , Price. Halnx bulk White Quality Brand, . Special BAKE $3.75 85c WITH CRISCO QQs can . Strawberry, Raspberry, Loganberry and Blackberry flavors. CQa Special Special 14 bills Special $1.70 can 81 can THIS WEEK Vinegar Q Special, gallon.. v 85c HSInx bulk Malt 'Vinegar TQl Special, gallon., ! 65c Latlmara bulk Cider Special, ., gallon 50c Utah., bulk Malt 57c Vinegar Special, gallon.. r, Aii. ' IMPORTANT 43c wmrt.r-- . t V. DEr.lOIlSTRATIOri SALE PURITY BISCUIT Excellent Program Planned for Thousands Who Will Attend Annual Festival. tpeeial to The Tribune. BRIGHAM CITY, Sept 10 Peach day report, reached Yhelr xenlth with the recent announcement that several carloads of peaches already, were in cold storage at Brigham City, awaiting the dawn of September 14 These peaches have been picked and selected with sn eye to bo(h six and flavor, so that every Peach day peach will be of the very best that county can boast melonx are also a part of the "Slxey feast and will be served In great slices to everyone In the vicinity of Pioneer park, on West Forest street, between 1 30 and I o clock next Wednesday afternoon. SI Although lum ious peaches and melon will fill a great place In the day s proet'ents and gram, sporting spectacular are so planned as to make every wioment in ths entire day Interesting irfd lively e The arrangements Include aZgood, M II1 West show, featuring bucking bronchos and daring rlijgfs, an airplane circus with an aerial Btronat performing on the wtnga of thwonachlne, a parade, innumerable band concerts, carnivals and dancing The time schedule is ss follows 10 oclock, brass band at depot and up town; 11 o lock'grand Industrial street parade, 12 nootvtb 1 30 oclock (lunch hour), band concert at courthouse, 1 30 to S o clock, frey peaches, melons and band concert Pioneer park an West Forest street, o'clock, ball game. Peaches va Not them tab league Pioneer park ball ground. 4 o clock. Wild Meat show, 6 ball park, o'clock, flying circus, ball park, air excursions, landing Add west of Oregon Short Line depot. 7 o'clock, band concert, courthouse: dancing, carnival, free camping grounds, railroad rates Box-eld- er Taeta before you buy. Note tha apaclal price for Demonatretlon Weak 35c pkg. 35c pkg. 35c bbl. 35c bbl. 35c pkg. 1 s, 15c pkg. Stda Cracker Crackers COcoanut Taffy Bar Cookies Dutch kg. pkg. Fig Nuggets Lemon Cream Biscuit pkg. Luncheon Creame pkg. Vanilla Wafera pkg. Tea Biscuit PARTY GIVEN, The Tribune. SPANISH FORK, Sept 10 John Lewis left today for MaiMsonuWts. R to enter the state university for an adMr. Lewis la vanced course of studv graduate of the Brigham Young university at Provo, where ho took, his bachelor s degree, and of the University of I tah, where he took his master's degree. In his honor twelve young college men gathered last night at Rov s confectionery and gave him a farewell party. s BOARD QUE GRAHAM Special KfW 3 for 37c 6 for 73c 12 for $1.45 CRYSTAL WHITE SOAP 10 Bars, 53c or $5.15 a Box A B NAPTHA SOAP 10 fof Box . . ,59c P. A G. NAPTHA FELB NAPTHA SOAP SOAP 10 for ,$5.75 Box 40c Can CORN 2 for 35c 20c 2 for 25c n Vera hem Norwe-gla- n IRa .. .... Sardine can Cross Norwegian Sardines. . 25c 20c KOO KOO CANE AND CORNv( FLEISCHMAINS YEAST M5c e mn Special . ,69c 10 for . .79c .$6.50 Box . .$7.50 . EAT Fancy COUNTRY GENTLEMAN. FAREWELL t. 3i2-L- CRACKERS this week fl 15c pkgxKraham 15c 75c II wel... y gpeclal Purity Soda Crackers Purity Graham Crax Purity Ginger Snaps Purity Lmon Snaps Purity Soda Wafer 65c NO. 6 BOX PRETTY SODA CRACKERS RT Special this old-tim- ss NEW PRICES OP PAIGE CARS Glenbrook, Lenox, 4, Ardmore, Lakewood, V 3 VINEGAK g, turn-dow- 52-2- doz. 3 for 59c winter x. 52.83 FIGS PRESERVES Lay In your aupply now. Jar Special. SI. 5 Special thle week WILSON East South Temple 9 BLACK Fall crop Hav-Mo- w 1 1 STOCK UP ON C. W, NEWTON Tha 29epoz.53.tt; 23c Doz.52.C3 3 for 39c FRANKLIN MOTOR CAR CO. OF UTAH Candle-lightin- MOTOR 2Va PRUNES O R doz. PINEAPPLE Net ' WEEK S. SLICED TALL CANS G. A S. PINEAPPLE 2 TALL CANS RASTER PINEAPPLE 2 TALL CANS BROKEN 33c NO. SLICED 25c NO. SLICED 22c NO. i MADSEN-FARRE- & SANTA CLARA self-relia- nt $13.95 DOZ. PINEAPPLE n, Mmmfnttmmt 1 28c No. 2 TALL CANS G. Sedan, $3350 all f. o. b. factory (Other type in proportion . . . US PINEAPPLE (National Averages) Untmr Cam ami Bags b. A carjpad fthe famous G. A S. and Easter Brands new pack. alwaya popular deuert. Keep a goodly supply on hand. 20c NO. 1 FLAT CAN G. A S. SLICED I CU 20 miles to the gallon of gasoline 12,500 miles to the set of tires 50 slower yearly depreciation sounded Ilka a Crowd Coming In." Bourbon This was too long, so people my In 1895. Mr. Tibbetts realised that called him Chub. City Life hed an enervating Effect on The third went Into the Family Bible Boys and made them Superficial and Wise as Arthur Tibbetts, buf In the Interest In their own Conceit. Chub was t years old and had not vet of Euphony he was dubbed Art, because succumbed to the Matinee Habit, so his Art la Long The Tibbetts Family lived In the City, Parents decided to ship him out to the and Link, the first-borenjoyed all the Green Ftelds and keep him there until he Advantages of Life In an Apartment had developed a Character Mr and Mrs Tibbetts knew that all the men of SterBuilding He went to a Graded School and picked ling Worth, mentioned In Political Biogup eo much Knowledge that at the age raphies had been raised on the Farm of 12 he could set his Parents .down In They figured that if Chv)b could be left front of him and tell them Things they in the country to run with the Live Stock, did not know he would grow up to be a Sturdy and At 14 he was so far along that he knew Character, with no hankering for how to lie in Bed and have his Mother Soda Pop and the Military Schottlache. He to went Therefore Chub was sent out to live him. bring his Breakfast up to Dancing School And learned to play all with Uncle Jabes Quackenbush, an AgOrriculturist who owned 480 Acres and was the ''Ermine" music on the Cottage gan. Sometimes he chided Mr. end Mrs still wearing the Army Overcoat that the Tibbetts for not having as much Money Government had given him when the War as manv of the People he met at Dan- broke out. Chub slept on a Feather Tick had about as much Apup In a Room where they had the Seed cing Parties. He Porous Plaster Corn hung on the Rafters plication as a used-u- p Mr Tibbetta gave him a Desk at the Undo Jabe would yank him out. at 4 80 48-l- BUY PDIE APPLE ECONOMICAL "It ioano (tac hetu The champion bread flour. Every bag guarsn-i- .. toer to give complete baking satisfaction There. Is S difference In FLOUR QUALITY, If your" baking la not a success, maybe you are not using the right flour. Users of PRESTOMI FLOUR are always SATISFI EO. A bag will convince you, , , The Great Health Builder the army of Join eaters. Good yeast for the etomach aide digestion. Per 3c Cake for Fish 6 19c 12 for , . . 17c , .33c SYRUP No. 2a 45c No. 2 can Doxaee Clams.. E Webb of Sego has tendered his resignation aa s mem- board of directors of said company adoptber of the county board of education. ed at a meeting thereof held August Mr Webb will leave the county within 31, 1331, reedlYtng that It Is advisable to s few weeks. amend article two of the articles of Incorporation of aald association.- changing Its principal place of business from BrigNOTICE OF SPECIAL MEETING TO ham City to Salt Lake City In the state AMEND ARTICLES OF INCORPORof Utah ATION. Also to increase the authorised capNotice ie hereby given that a special ital stock of the aald association from Fi004 of stockholders 006.00 to 85 004,0(10 00; the proposed the of the meeting delity Building Sc Loan association has Increase of 33,000 606.00 to be divided into been duly Called and will be held at 27,000 shares of Investors guarantee divrooms First National Bank Bldg , idend stock of the matured value ot Brigham Cltv, Utah, on ths 24th day of 3100 00 per share ahd 80,000 shares of at two oclock p. m. guarantee fund stock of the matured 1821. September, for the following purposes; value of 31 00 per share, the said stocks To vote I, upon a resolution ot the to be sold on a suitable plan aa the - 6, ' A OQp 45c No, 3 can Doxsed Clam Chowder,.... . 9Qa :. MEMBER RESIGNS. Special to The Tribune. H MOAB, Sept 10 Can 2 for 25c of the association may direct, to amend that part of artli -. eight of the original articles of lncoe.poiation of aald association relating to the, fixing of compensation and salaries ol officers and directors of said association wherein it shall bs provided that tlif board of directors hall have power, from j time to time, to fix the compensation of all officers, authorised agents and rP resentatlves of said association. For the further purpose of transacting such other business aa may properly (Onw before said meeting Dated this 31st day of August, T3f ' J( A. MACDONALD-- director 3 Also , ' . Secr,t;6- - |