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Show TIIE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNTNTt, MAKCII 15, 1D25. .1 . LETTERS OF A JAPANESE- - SCHOOLBOY By wallacb r&witr. (CoprrljkW by tU BU Svadieat, !.) 19X5, Ta Editor Trttvat who hurt wrote aome delicious stews about ganttanaa what broko his ink wtoiie potting; up a Hn entitled SAFETY KIKST. lJvareet Sir: Yestdy a. m. air eoasln Nod approach to my aaorsd kttofeaa and poke following:! "katchoo! (Kav your printer put aomo star and triangles Into thl "Nogl," I report "I bar finished the Kngllnh languidge A expect t tako up French nextly. What are, that remark wrota laT" "I dndo wadda hear aany. eomlck !" from year head1 explosions snarrel Nogl with sxpres-ato-n tail-llg- bt of noes. "You havo ottered all tho Comtek thia morning." I narrate explosion -what aiaa you that yon go around with that Senator Borah "I am entirely diseased," Noai dlb nam. "I read In Pa "Goody!" I develop. pen how Modern Science can cur evervfhlne: In tlma. Hon. Rookefol Tow 7nU(uta have found cure tor al- - awe." report Arthur deeply. "It ware a vary anouraing ooeaaioa. So what Toa da thee?"' I aura-eat-. WITH A tWHT HAKESPIPIIAN MILK. "Katchco1 " ha revolve la hla haw "What do parson do whea la towel They ehana-their under ware. 1 mptdly nmw oer bit Bakl- mo trousseau oa my nnuit put en ton suit. Excuse thorn Indelicate But all lover' hearu lplanatlona,' peat aVcar under thinniah Lyl thread."' "They atretch mora delightfully," I alpvoaa. Perhapely. But that Bprtng-dawere Just Ilka Romeo and galeae Thara were the weather setting out-Ida ao clear yoa could aea through It. Then what? That light under-wa6gL I aay ao. go to my bead.' you moat areas yourself la yr faah e uniform with new lonabte nee tie the color of froaea oarrota will come, Then Via merely by walking to the corner of Ith A J ytreeta pretending to await for a oar. O hew happily 4 felt while ray' In mvaalf In elothea to raaemble a Hawaiian bridegroom. Than I sohter leaeTuidga). re heat-wav- . - deploy Sydney. "It ware In deadly. I buried blm oa credit,- - Hb aay that. were "Mr. Kasoakura strong, healthy maa of 1 1. What make hlra ao oollapaa auddanlyr It commence with a wad In the head." narrate Arthur. "Attar that the doctors aire him up" "To what did they live Mm up to?" require Nod with sobbing noae. "Me." report Arthur Kickaaajama. Japanese undertaker. My Cousin Kod make some noises. Maybe he were weeping, nuts ha were trying out some aew auraes. "It are an etrangd thine." rejuvenate Sydney Kateu Jr., 'that such a quantity of poets have wrota ao much birdie A aweetneaa In Spring. Tet rhls are fact. Something about that data puta quite a lot of passion Into typewriters. All reporters and geniuses must fee! ao. For Instance-ly- , worthless thoug ara, 1 have wrota a littl dttUah rime which I MrfW Bromgliani ' mat ii ii X KMX - imjt. r-wwan -S- h hI As Good As It ILooJis! This smart New Paige Brougham looks like a thoroughbred and it is a thoroughbred. Its substantial quality is more than skin-deeUnder its rich finish is fine construction for ability and long trouble-fre- e life. hetb roth. " XAT0H0HO0! lepepsla of the adenoids That are (treat mldeclnal tiiump. Typhoid fever can bj cured In advance by needlework in the arm. A Australian dentist have found cure for.'tublcalousts by serum. Serum do annythlng. You (rot malaria, maybe? Or porhapsly it are seal It fever, me isles, small-pocdlabeatla, hay fever, plumbago or brlte disease. Hnw fortunate1. Jab You 2$ art by doctor, please. cured! !'' Most Difficult Disease. "M disease have went 10OOO00O mile beyond science," report Nogl. "How could It?" I olllcute. "Hon. Science ro around with Moke O' Boone 1iehcoveNng splendid new diseases all time. If you got something; that Science have not found you better report It to Board of Health. Hav you got anny name for this rare A charming affliction what ara killing you?" "I rod a code in de head!" ha narrate, "Ah! How slightly!" I divulge. "Since you Intend ta be sick why not you get something more difficult?" "If you can find annythlng more difficult than a code In the head 1 shall like to meet It and kisa It he dictate. "Where did you obtain that Jewish Influenza?" I ask to know. "Spring did it," he anubber. (He aay all that In such way that I am sure he got hives because his words have ao many B's In them.) "All ..Winter I go through cyclones. snowfall A beastly themometera without injury to my refined Then along come Soring, aa usual s ly. Some of those damly return from Palum Beach at perch on electric wires ta keep their feet ' warm. All nature commence smil ing- like Hon. Kd Wynne Poetry aem to run out of an tha waterplpes ! noshes!' I holla. 1 are In lore! What shall be objeck of my demo- tkm? In Sabbath Supplement I ob serve portrait of Mary Plckford. My heart pulpotate." Icy-cle- s, song-bird- , p. ii 4th with cane & shaksperean smile." shall now read to help Cousin Nod: "What you find at corner 6th & J Streets?" I ask to know. POETRY TO HER. "Minute I got there sunshine Went out suddenly. I thought maybe 1 I love you such a very lot. had found another eclipse.' But not I'll My dolling citronella, take my heart, extremely hot, thus. Merely It were a rainstorm bring it to that woodland spot coming South A making a date with And a waterspout walking North. They vtinere you prerer to set out not Without my umbrella. meet just opposite my hat which went away with them A never corns back. "Katchoo! !" dictate Nogl in his Several mlkorobes cr oiled Into my I got languldge. ear to get out of the wef "You observe," decry Sydney, "that I In my knn. slight frost-tltte- n ooulC easily swlu In the water what I make applause for what I say? Al run down my collar. O sake! I ready he are commencing to get Kachoo! That are what Spring do cured. "Why are It, you suppose," I ask I go 4th feellnr like a yc for me. know, "that persons always think Lover, I come back feeling like a to oold-ln-heto be signal for laughOld Soke." While he apeak thualy who should ing humor? It are cansidered by to be almost funny aa old Income but Sydney Katau Jr who look slipping on bennanna-oove- r very cheerio because ha just cheeted gentleman to a hosnltal. Yet when per going ma out or ii a hoc. dies from cold in head who shall "Why Nod!" be exclaim dellgnUy, sons think It a excuse to laugh?" have you got a cold In yr head?" "Noatr, thanks frightfully!" anaarer "I got a aprane In my wrist. That what make ma aneea so pea slonly. "I appreciate yr Puck A Judge re ply," narrate Sydney with humorls- tick eyawlnk. "Now ten us, Nogl Where you got that cold?" "I shall have that story printed so out. ( have all my friends already expiaaned 101 times with my sore throat. This ha corrode. "f tefl you how cure It." obtrude raw lemons each Sydney. "Rat six morning before rising. Then gat up If you can. . . JOLLY 1TORY FOR NOQI. To nave life of my deer friend Syd ney, another knock walked In at tha door. This were no other tnan Ar thur Klckahajama, Japanese under taker. "Why, Nogl!" he commence. "Where did you get that dellcloua cold In yr head r"Awk!" exume Nod. Ha were talk lag to his hankerchlf, but poison flew from both his angry eyes. "I have just burled Mr. Kama- Noai. can-fin- d () - "I shall" aay Arthur Klckahajama, Japanese undertaker. "Yet point what I cannot yet de cide, say Sydney Katsu Jr, are rea son why Spring Poetry gets started.' "Pusalbly It are because poets thinks better when they are slightly sick. I snuggest Yet I muat "Pusslbly. Pusalbly. tftmk some more." amputate Sydney. "You cannot go Into woods In Spring unless you And parking space for poets. Everywhere, betvlnd eaoh tree, ara sound of tlpewrlter A sneeaea. You think that Love have got soma connection with eye, ear nose A throat diseaaear "Must have. Indeedly!" holla Ar thur. "Because those ailments cornea along together wrth poetry, A If you wul read all Recipe Books on how to Wrote Poetry you will find that It cannot be done without love." "Rats and Kals kachoo!" snarrel Nogl. "Whomever tell you that Poetry ret started br Tove?" "What not? T ?" require Sydney A Arthur in unicorn. "If not Love to Start Poetry, what then does It?" ."Misery!" aay Nod with sneeaea. And when lastly 1 saw him he ara still shooting off Ma Tace. Hoping you are the same. Yours truly HA8HDCCRA . Amazing Performance New Paige H The performance of this New Paige Is startling to all at first. It is so easy so utterly effortless. On the road or in traffic the New Paige slips silently and swiftly away from other cars. Mounts hills in high so smoothly and unconcernedly that drivers are amazed as you pass them. And on a slow pull in high where the going is hard, the magnificent power of this New Paige takes you through without a hint of labor. 7:1 4Q New Jewett moto-mcte- automatic windshield wiper, rear view mirror, combinatioo stop and taw Hht, heater-- all included at $2395 C b. Detroit, tax extra. back Midielih Tires world's oldest andbest 52-6- POCATKLLO. Idaho. March 14 Tha girls' reserve of the Y. W, " C. A. and daughters' night at tne 1. w. A. inursney evening Blue Triangle houee and a banauet followed the entertainment program. Mlsa Erna Williams waa toaatmts-tree- s and responses were mads by the Rev. Oeorgs 8. Sloan, nant&r of the Congregational church; Dr. C. P. uroom and Walter R. aiders, superintendent of schools. The girls' reserve committee In charge of' the affair consisted of Mrs. Hooert roultney, chairman: Mrs. F. M. Sprarue. Mra. J. C. Hanson, lira J. Downing and Mra. Carl Bryan. Members of the aoolal committee were Mrs Iterrv PanH.hM Mrs. Ernest Pearson, ' Mrs. George Bmim, Mrs. u. j. Keener,. Mra. C. A. Brown Mra. A. C. French, Mra. A. T. Lawrence. Mra. O. Iv Tvler. Mra. K. C Bernhlael, Mra. Fred Daa- cntei. Mra ft. K. Keener, Mrs. Corbet Terrell and Mra D. K. McDougall. c FOR ITCHING TORTURE t Use Antiseptie Liquid Zemo West 4lh South. 0 Z.C.M.I. Sole Distributors Kit, near aad healthj. Anv drcenat can suddIv von with Zemo, which graerally overcome kia diseases. Eeema, Itch, Pin-pleBashes, Blackheads, ia moat ease quickly five way ta Zemo, f requently, Biaor Memiue disapItehlne aaualfv pear overaishL stop iBitaatlr. Zemo it a safe, aa- tiaepue iiquia that may be applied itTrial aay time, for it doe not show. bottle 35 1; large size 11.00. . Zeno Soap, 25e. Ail akua a, drug-gists- i S5 3 'Tn 111-1- Doo rronjt ia at BO. MAIN STREET tOH SKIN P E RM AN ENT - ei-- a March 14. The WASHINGTON, Word final burial place of man, Shoahone Indian woman, also known aa "Bacacawea" and famous a a ulds of .tha Lewis and Clark expedition la ItOi, la located at Fort Waahakl. Wjre., according to the conclusions of a special Investlratlon by tne Interior Djust completer epartment throuca the- bureau of Indian affair. A controversy amona American his torians, aa well aa Indian tribes, aa to whether the Bird Woman was actually burled In the grave at Fort Waahakte marked with a tablet in her memory lad tha bureau to con duct aa exhaustive Inquiry lasting about three months. A report of thia investigation was received today. It shows that, after sixty years of wandering away from tha Shoehon tribe, during which ah married a voy- are nr. and aeoomnanied Lewis and Clark on their exploration to the northwest, sne returned to her own In Wyoming and Hvad there people antil ah died In 1K4. Tha investigation waa conducted among three tribes. Including the Shoshones, and Oroa Ventre Indiana It oonslsted of tracing the movements of the Bird Woman and her husband, Charbonneau. Including their two sons, Basil and Baptlata, and their grandchildren. These sons died In IS, and 1IU. Record, were examined and Interviews held throuah sneclal in. terprotera with aged Indians- - of the Shoahone and Comanche tribes in secure accural e data rararaln tha re nowned Indian woman' movement aunnsT aar taier uia. ths-Bi- . ' - IRRITATIONS u, French-Canadi- Phone Was. 3538 and 3539. PERF ECTED Famous Bird Woman. Explorers' Guide, Burial Place Found . There la one remedv that seldom faili to at on itching torture aad re lieve ikia Irritatioa, and that stake taa With all these improvements this luxurious New Paige Brougham costs only $23951 Never before in our history have we offered so much value. Just compare the price of this smart enclosed Paige with that asked for other fine cars. 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The report presents evidence thst the Bird Woman lived for twenty-si- x or twenty-seve- n years after tha Lewis and Clark- - expedition among the Comanch Indiana marrying a man by the name of Jirk Meat, who waa killed in battle. Out of with her husband's relative, harmony aha disappeared, taking a small perfleche bag containing dried buffalo meat with her for food. After thia ah waa known among the members of that tribe aa "Wadie-wlner,- " the lost woman. waa aver heard of her after Nothing her disapuntil pearance the establishment, of reservations by the government, when ane was iouna again among the On of tha strlkln (ther.rt.rl.ilns of the Bird Woman, tha report points vui, inn ana waa vary modest ana never cuumea any honora aa being tha guide and Interoreter of tha Iwla and Clark expedition. One reason for thia la that an Indian woman will alwaye put her husband foremoat. 8ha evidently assumed that th great du ties ana penormea in guiding these dauntless explorers across tha continent were th ordinary consequences of th trip. . Bho-shotrip, and secured ponies from ths Indians so that tha explorers could continue their journey over ths Rocky mountains to the Paclfio coast. The leaders of the expedition " highly praised her In their records. The investigation of tha bureau of Indian affairs waa conducted by and Charles A. Kastman, a full-bloeducated Sioux Indian, who la well acquainted with tha traditions of many Indian tribes. Fair Is to Be Discussed at Blackfoot Tomorrow ture. that have la th of the school.appeared Other In short tours are being appearances arranged. hts-to- ry pedal t Th Trlbooa IDAHO FAUA Idaho. March 14. meeting will be held In Blackfoot Waa Nothing So Good for Monday afternoon relative to the permanent organisation of a district fair Confwttoa aad Coida MosUrd asportation. The meeting has been But the mustard called by Senator M. B. Teaman, secretary, at the request of T. J. Ben- plaster burned aad bliatarad whila nett of Shelley, president of th as- it acUd. State P.-- T. taa relief as kelp sociation formed last fail. ' A bill paseed at tbe recent sea. Ion taa atostard plasters 1$ (ara, without 7, of the legislature provide that a group U piaster and without th falls tar. of counties may organic for this purMusterols doe it. It U a clean, pose. An effort will be made to have wait) special to Tbe TMbuae, ointment, mad with ail of? the counties of Bonneville. Bingham mustard. IDAHO FA LL8. Idaho. Mamh U U acieatifically pre, and Bannock affiliate for the purpose Parent-Teacher Idaho The as State to hold a district fair this compared, so that it work woadara. sociation will meet In Idaho Falls on and fall wanuy Masses; fl Musttroi ia wit May I, 7 and t, aad plana are now un- ing tha fiaser.tin. Bingham eoanty commissionanllv it der way to mak tha convention on ersThehave to Ivor their bring relief haw offered turn of outstanding Interest In club cir- fair ground speedily tk paia at Blackfoot. valued at cles of the state. uiaappeara. l?.00fl, for the use of the associaAn elaborate program has been out ' for sor throat, , Try MustsTol lined. Chief among tha attractions tion. Utf bronchitis, tonsilitis. cronn, will b a pageant to he given by the astasma. Gran Jnother Knew A u Association Meet to 8 May 6, Ct u k. scnooi cnnuren or laano rails, unoer the direction of City School Superintendent R. H. Snyder. The paaeant will be ivn on the lawn of tha Eagle Rock school. It wilt be a portrayal of th. life of th different nations, to be Interpreted In ong and dance numbers. Re hears la ara under way. speakers will address each session of th convention and the beet talent that ran be obtained CAPTURKD AND SOLD. on be will th program. ' The symThe early life of tha Bird Woman orchestra of the Idaho Technireveal th fact that shs was cap-lur- ed phony Institute cal of Pocatello will also be by tha Hldatsa Indiana at th of the attractions. ac of 14 years and sold to Charbon- oneMrs. C. E. B. Roberts of Ooodtng neau. who took her with him when Is state he became a guide ia the Lewis and P. T. A. president of th Idaho Stat Her husband over, Clark expedition. turned one of the boats of tbs exPATIENCK HIWAHDID. carrying valuable records, on plorer, Salesman Now 111 throw In ths the Missouri river. Tha Bird Woman seised them as they were floating elutrh. . Bored OtHr Onod. I knew you'd downstream and thua preserved them. Hhe also acted aa Interpreter with throw In something tf I waited long many Indian tribe discovered on th P E R FOR MAN CE snoufh. Notre Dam Juggler, Idaho Tech Glee Club Pleases Big Audience serial t tas Trlbaae. POCATELLO. Idaho. u. Muvk rapacity house greeted the M.hn Glee club when it appeared In r.i. the noma concert in raster han auditorium Wednesday evening. The count showed 1100 present, and this large throng greeted each number of tha wua prolonged ap Assisting tha dub were th Misers 4 buieia ana t ereua voetgrove. Indian maidens from tha Art Hail reservation. Thaaa young Women are to be students in the department of art ana music at tbe Tech another year. General expreaslona cam from all parts of the audienr to th eff-- t that tha club and th quality of th program War th best, la ev.ry La-- CKceueat program eck. aeuralria, besdiche, rheuoitufxi, eanjrestioa. pleurisy, lumbago, pains and ache of ta back or joints, sprains, sor bruises, chilblains, frosted feet, cnt.it of the chest (it may prevent To Mothers.: ITBsterole t now mid la milder form lor bible id amaJ children. Ask fox ns teroi. CtiJVen iie aad 65c, Jar ind tubes. hospital six, eo.u'.i. iH pasu-snonia-). rll-blno- VI i ii abetter than tr- - i I |