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Show LC CRAHAM & C0, —— SALT LAKE TUES. CO. SSE ® a Asking a lady what her accomplishments are is, generally speaking, harmless enough. Still, in these days, it might insome cases cause embarrassment to put the question, ‘‘Do you paint?”’ boom”’ Jogicians lately, by of the way of ‘Grant comparison between Grant and Washington, propounded the following to the committee: Did Grant ever chop a cherry tree? Did he have a hatchet with which to ' chop a cherry tree? - And, had he possessed a hatchet, and there had been cherry trees, All And herea applicant cleared his throat and in Iwrote an article abou ' She was dead and had just been buried. I wrote it: ‘She went through its trials,’ be heard It was ‘‘Shake,’’ The ap- plicant now has charge of the obituary department of that journal, with license to lay on the poetry as thick as he has mind to. manent office with Sautt Laxke Times, | woe writing MADE EASY. is BEST DRINKS! FINEST WINES! SUMMER DRINKS! NEWMAN +17 & most ap- REED, G&”” preparrd ing FINES? ASSORTMENT EIN... U in OF has got a reduced 200 YARD RANGE and both Ring ard Creedmoor Tar- set. Good sport at reasonable prices. * eens RED cee ary ene CANYON, Del WEPEd ot scerwcwees ce scaues cepa $6.50 per ton * AG ATO: ate Jab tus weds tandeaves 0.00. CAR LOAD RATES, Rack © Spr eSives ccesdes tog npekeg onde scented: $6.50 WY) @bDeT® cascscoe- Red Fe So oe ate ees $6.50 Canyon......... 5s: Dube choca cde od Cues $5.50 A. GOULD, Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyonfand Weber Coal Co. : TN STOCK J. HOOPER, A LARGE LOT SPECIAL ATTENTION PAID TO CUSTOM WORK. REPAIRING NEATLY DONE. First South OF AND FISHING TACKLE Next Door South of Wells Fargo (ee Sie ee ee? a TINNER, Gas and Steam Respectfully Fitter. announces that Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, Aud having a large stock of Plumbing Materi al on hend, he is now prepared to LAY PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE WATER BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins, Water Closets, Copper and Zinc Bath Tubs, Black, Galvanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Well PUMPS and Extras. Pumps Repaired. Lift and Drive Opposite City Market. The Soda Water from j WALKER It is certainly palatable and its popularity indicates merit, | Periodicals. Magazines and THE WHITE HOUSE. Temple St. a STREET. Rooms and Best Meals in the City can be obtained at ihe rate of $2.00 per day, PODLIECH KK. & CO. MORRILL, DEXTER STABLES. Half Block West of WalKer Bros. | ) 0 ( & , . S O R B WALKER (llc Ra HOUSE. Subscriptions taken for all Salt Lake, J by all who have used it. g aati HOTEL San Francisco and Foreign Newspapers, A. Coda Springs, Idaho, is very highly recommended ad iace weer ANDocee Best Ae AE Res All Work Guarenteed. Office and Workshop, West } THE CONTINENTAL MAIN PLUMBER, in View Dealer and Stationer, Newsdealer, # Photographs of notable characters, Etc.. Etc.. & Co OFF! CE—Main’ Street, {Two Doors LICENSED Street, FEW DOORS WEST OF THEATRE ROBERT SHELTON, North Deseret Bank. DAVID JAMES, of at low prices. WALLEY Boot & Shoe Maker. (Successor to Heusser Brothers.) Rizo lithographdegree J.C. GRAHAM & CO., TIMES OFFICE JAKE HEUSSER, +or do Certificates a Specialty. EAcEd: Nu OFING IN COAL to highest Letter and Note Heads, Lrafts and Stock w. REDUCTICN the perfection TICKETS PARTY SAT.COON. LITHOGRAPHING: Guaranteed. und pardon this weakness’’ he added, kicking over a chair and butting his head against the wall. “I wrote it as stated, and left town the next morning without waiting to draw my back salary. The paper came outand it read: ‘She went through the world unsexed by its trials. And then the whoie staff arose to the number of 11 or 13 and filed around the man in mournful ard solemn procession. and as each man passed but one word uttered’in a deep guttural voice, could It is piece, thessize of a lead pencil to be carried in the pocket; or for office use; will write a week without being refilled. Call and try it. For sale by Agents only. Per- Weare Pat Oar: oo a pen and inkstand in one Work Done WEBER, Delivered ..:2ccscc cessation. tics ane $8.00 per ton the amiable wife of an esteemed citizen the world unvexed by of Satisfaction And At © BBG tak R EAE Eee voice husky with emotion, said, ‘*The worst concatenation of circumstances you ever heard of.’’ ‘‘How?’’ “It was in this way. Kinds ROCK SPRINGS, DOM EPCA cecccvecccccsbecheMiss st $8.00 per ton “What did you leave your place for?”’ inquired the managing editor of an applicant for a reportorial position, The ure as testified to by thousands. PROMPTLY AT LOW PRICES This would imply a very doubtful comparisun between the two men. “‘what came next to man?’’ called strument PEN,’’ is a pleas- W if IT] N G the ‘“MACKINNON . too? little shaver, who was evidently smarting under the defeat in the preceding question, immediately distanced all competiters by yromptly calling out, ‘His under shirt ma’am!’’ the New In- AT THN would A story is told of a teacher who was talking to her scholars regarding the order of higher beings. It was a very profitable subject and one in which they took an uncommon interest. She told them the angel came first in perfection and when she asked who came next and | was readily answered by one boy‘ ‘*Man,’’ she felt emcouraged to ask with Fancy Drinks mixed in the proved manner by he have chopped one? . ! Would he not have chopped two cherry trees? Would he not have chopped all the cherry trees? Would he not have waited for more cherry trees to grow? Would he have told his father a lie? Would he have chopped the old man, —/ a Sieneeilceeedns meee ((OMMERCIAL and GENERAL— JOB PRINTERS, BOOK BINDERS & PAPER RULERS. 2 One of the = STOMSId ‘SND & Proprietors and Publishers. —_— AMMUNITION J.iCE~_GRAHAM = ea a LS) 5 . ange alert SS r= ss is = . 2 LIVERY. FEED. 5 23 =. / |