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Show eee ~ SS BALE RAKE GRAHAM & ee een —— HENRY TIMES. aes Se J.C. a ‘DINWOODEY, ,«7s CO. and a First South ¢) OBNBRAL Hard to beat—boiled eges It is related of a certain clergyman, who was noted for his long sermons, with many divisions, that one day he sat Blinds, Cornices and Curtains, he Paver, Feathers, Mattrasses, : BABY CARRIAGES, UPHOLSTERY, Fite,, TINE (41 LER LE Y i JAKE bursted _ The Soda Water from Soda Springs, Idaho, is i 5, very highly recommended || by all who have used it. i It is certainly pia‘able | and its popularity indi-_ cates merit, gentleman, who was lecturing his scrapegrace of a nephew— ‘‘I, too, am a_ volcano (because we are allofus human), but J am avoleano that knows how to con- trol its passions and keep cool.’’ “Tam glad,”’ said an illiterate preacher, “‘that the Lord has opened my mouth to speak.’’ ‘‘And well you may be,’’ was the rejoinder, ‘“‘for he never did such a thing but once before.’ “And when was that?’’ asked the preacher, ‘‘In Balaam’s time!’’ was the conclusive answer. When poor Sam uoted minstrel, Snarpley, was near the his end, soon, but I'll be in the head wagon Cimes ”’ and ~ text° of any tells of one when Warren, French peasant in a young in faction,’ tickled his ears for a moment, smote heavi'y upon his artistic selected called science, awakening sincere remorse. design, and trust that the specially for the with good TURN wants of. the presses can HL. OF J. L. | haa ae Prices. GRAHAM EMPORIUM ree & Co, DIF Gs DINNERS From 12 to 2p. m. SUMMER DRINKS BOTTLED AKD ON DRAUGHT ICH Lunch put J. CREAM. up for Travelers. HAGELI, Opp. FAIL BEST IRINKS! FINEST WINES! SUMMER DRINKS! Fancy Drinks mixed in the proved manner by & IN ap- REED, THE St Zand u ON halt Miles STATIS eee South ROAD, AR RIS “Come d wn and WW. Tc Neatly and IS complete ever compiled tory. work of the for this Terri- It is fullof InrFormMaTron. STATISTICS! NAMES! OCCUPATIONS! TREATISES! SKETCHES! RECORDS! NEWS! DATA! Faets Pk. and and Dealer eee in Views Ete.. EtG Lede CONTIN. ENTAL “HOTEL Bound, Uran,| Street, WEST OF THEATRE Ph: otographs of notable Only Directory is the most DOORS «eee AND... WA LK ER THE Posursnep3iix South ROBERT SHELTON, Work Well HOOPER, Newsdealer,-Stationer, ee Printed it pleas- & Shoe Maker, cRirst & Co., Valuable I’ll make SPECIAL ATI ENTION PAID TO CUSTOM WORK, REPAIRING NEATLY DONE, IS7F9-Si. Culmer J. Boot W DIRECTOR FD. This kind most “76 SALOON. PURCHASE TI And Theatre. ant for yon. PUBLISHERS. aa OUSE. Subscriptions taken a all Salt Laka San Francisco aud Foreign Newspape!s, ‘Magazines and Periodicals. THE WHITE HOUSE MAIN ; STREET. 4 Bi Best Houde and Best Meals in the City can be obtained at tee wets of 682.909 per day. Figures. A. PODLECH & CO.Se er eS i= 15,000 OUT FOXCELLENT PRINTING, At BEEBE BOILED HAM, HOT MEAT AND FRUIT PIES. FEW Ever STATIONERY trade, and stage, but con-| LOT part Wholesale and Retail. MOT South of t Wells eaeno. 4 % ee For experi- | We import cur own LENE and -‘Joan of Arc.’’ It was a stupid part, and gave him no opportunity whatever. In one scene he had simply to present the heroine’s father and say, ‘‘Your fa ther, madame.’’ Now, ‘‘for this 1ight only,’’ the «vil spirit tempted him to ‘‘oag,’’ and he said in his quaintest style, ‘‘Miss Ark, here’s old Mr. Ark.”’ A roarof laughter bursting from all quarters, not even excepting the recent CRONEE 3 in any city. NEWMAN GAZETTEER Printing Office for fine printing, we can turn out better work than ever and will make it a point, as heretofore, to give full satis- the minor part ofa melodrama THE active promptly of the FISHING TACKLE Door TAH UNEQUALLED FACILITIES ob which he ‘does the comedy part. A contemporary, one of the vld fellows, tender, was playing Next WITH interpoplay AND OEE FG merchants and business men of Utah will continue the patronage that has been received in the past. tivos and frees.’”’ late a pun inthe OF fe After ten years of boa’d fence? An’ up in de balconia yoa sees de brack notes, de people ob Mr. Warren does not often A LARGE TO ence and gratifying success, have refitted their office with new and handsome types, borders, etc., of elegant notes, de white trash, down in de lower row, all run togedcr like a whitewashed assemblies STOCK DGN’L | Doan yous see de common color, arranged in select PROPRIETORS Tmk showing de proper spear ob de brack man, Tar- AND “Look at de pieanna, folkses,’’ said old Sam Johnson, the other night, to a roomful of his sable friends; ‘look at de pieanna! Dere is whaur yous see an ilegory, delivered - AT 'N PRINTING. an old friend called to see him, and thinking to cheer him up, said, ‘Keep up your courage, Sam; you'll soon be on the road again.’’ ‘‘‘Yes,’’ said Sam, with grim hum r, ‘‘I’ll be ow the road 200 YARD RANGE get. Good sport at reasonable prices. WHLKER BROS., & (0. once « reduced and both Rirg ard Creedmoor S1OLSId SNM) ‘“*T, too, sir,’ said the old hes got and AMMUNITION have HEUSSER, (Successor to Heusser Bec tiees 1. | ‘I “Mite: SS q lad; Fite: DESKS CARPETS.| ““My son.’’ said a solemn-visaged evangelist to a boy who had just emerged from a hair pulling match with another boy, ‘‘do you expect to rove hereafter in the land of pure delight?’ another button offn my trousers, I expect to get a lickin’ for i;.’’ SCHOOL DAILY TROUT First South Street, OpposttE KimBatu Bock. Goods SUITS, —_e_—rnr eee L. PRICE’S, Ture] Li was advancing among his teens, he reached at length, a kind of resting place in his discourse when, pausing to take breath and asking the question: “And what shall I say more?”’ A voice from the congregation earnestly responded, ‘‘Say amen!”’ ‘‘No,’’ said the Ww. FURNITURE, ee AND GAME POULTRY A SPECIALTY AT FISH, FOR.. PARLOR —_— FRESH Street... DEPOT Proprietors and Publishers. em me SS NAMES 2 NEARLY 400 Pages, $3.00. 5 K . MORRILL, ABRXDTEAR STABLES: Half Bhock West of WaiKer Bros. FOR SALE AT THR Times Printing. Office, ; AND BY JAMES DWYER. Se ig nm | |