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Show me nn nee : ee SALT LAKE TIMES. the delicious hot drinks, for which the ‘ OCCIDENTAL ” has become noted. —+Or And circulates gratuitously throuzhont the city in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cais, etc. THEATRE of Amusement. FRIDAY, . “Tam called said one of our and fo: the other piaces : OCT. 17. little Butt-take-up,”’ street boys the other day when he lit on a cigar stump. If men’s morals were half as stiff as know what a deal yeu have to be thankful for; you are b essed with health and stren .th, plenty af good thicgs to eat, warm clothes, aud a comfortable h me to live in.”’ ‘“Werry true, sir,’’ re- their shirt collars, what would the world do for sensation? Nothing is so fatal to the romance of a kiss as to have your girl give a sneeze psponded at the very climax of the osetlation. the do you Aud Genuine Irish, Sectch, Rum and toher het punches, at the “OCCIDEN- the Anything thit was evidently never in. tended to be painted upon is just the thing that is most eagerly seized to un_ dergo decoration. An old borse-shoe to be a most uncomMpromis- ing beckgrourd for a picture, yet it is and gilded or silvere.t or colored, then flowers ia brilliant colors are traced alongit. ‘I'he latest craziness in this respect is flat-irons. These useful articles are wade to stand on end and Qisplay some teriible specimens of flower painting on their surfaces. Strange as it may seem these iroms are made of wood. Not to speak ironically it must be admitted that a flat-iron presen's few attractions as painters’ canvass. Litile round dishes of wood are used to paint impossible landscapeson. Clam shells and oyster shells are much in request for marineviews. The romantic picture takes the place of the clam or oyster and when you finish the painting then will the shell lack nothing but shellac to make it complete. There is no telling what the next article for decorating will be, so we throw in a valuable sug- gestion free of cost. ‘Take an old boot set it up on the heel with the sole in view. Paint any suitable scene on the sole, as for instance, ‘“‘He cometh not,’’ she said showing how the boot (her father’s) prevented him from comis¢; or a picture of a corn-field, which is very suitable to be painted on a boot, or a picture called ‘“Tramp, tramp, tramp,’’ or another entitled, -‘Wafted upwards,’’ showing this ancient piece of footgear wafting upward a cat from a back fence. Hundreds’ of sometimes I- can’t other death of on+’s mother-in-law the joy at finding it was not twins all. —— Of late years there seems to be a mania for painting on outlandish things. taken man. “But ’elp Next to the pleasure experienceJ. from TAL seem old in corns!’ HOT TOM AND JERRY would wicked know, | thinkin’ as ’ow I ’as it al took out agin —_—SS o> aitractive subjects will suggest themselves, and the painter will fiad the recreation any- thing but a bootless task, and if he or she has any talent whatever the result must be a sovl-inspiring picture. Now set the boot on its heel in the most conSpicuous place in your parlor, aud you will hav an ornament e that will at least attract attention, | mw ee ees ee ee _——- _—_— change ‘‘a bit.’’ If you take off another you still have a ‘‘bit’’ left. If you take off still another the whole of ‘‘it’’ remains. If vou take off another it is not ‘t’ totally used up. All of which gues to show thatif vou want to get rid. of ‘‘habit’’ you must throw it off altogether. “How do you spell boquet?’’ asked the new reporter of the editor. ‘How world you spell it?’’ asked the editor. “Well, I’ve got as far as ‘g,’ aa blamed if I ain’t stuck,’’ responded the would-be-paper spoiler. I'he pay roll ‘‘Mubby dear, I want you to give me 's innocent of his name. | money enough to buy a new bonnet,’’ said-a wife to her husband when she “You know, William,”’ said a benevthought she had caught him when. h® olent pastor to a wicked old man—‘‘you SALT —. LAKE Programme ee HOT TOM AND JERRY. ‘‘Fiabit’’ is hard to overcome. If you Auer & Murphy are daily msking all: tke off the first letter it does not Published Daily By J. C. GRAHAM & CO. House eo : comes after keep Sundav?’’ ‘‘Keep Sunday!”’ he repled; ‘yes, and every they lay their hauvds on.’’ works nights at his desk by washed the white- | wall. Recitation-room in natural history : Instructor: ‘‘Mr. X. have you ever put your head down on any one’s breast and listened to the heart-beats, as Huxley describiy them?’’ Mr. X. (blushing:) ‘SVies, sir.” months. Now for the last six let me alone!’’ Wife is struck dumb with such gen- erosity (?). ‘‘Well! You don’t want any more, do you?”’ quoth the husband. | ‘‘Oh, no, dear, I was just Studying up some investment to put the change that The husband responds demand more to the bonn«t vigerously. in ——— Br. De rey =. Sufferers from special and chronic diseases will be pleased to learn that Doctor De Freye, the well known specialist. can now be consulted at the Continental Hotel (formerly the Townsend House), rooms 62 and 63. The Doctor invites all those whose diseases have been aggravated by the injudicious treatment of pretenders or soi-disant physicians to call on him. Consulta- tion in all modern Janguages: English, _French, German, Spanish, Italian, ete Office Hours—From 10 o’clock a.m. to 4 o'clock p.m., and from 6 to 8, p.m. Sundays, from 10 am. till 1 p.m. CONSULTATION FREE. _——— J. L. TOWNSEND, Taxidermist, Pay:'on, Utah we Write for Circulars. ea ~~ @> Public Notice.—The proprietor of the well-known ‘‘'lea Pot Store,’’ in thank- ing his many custome:s for their patronage, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following fzcts: The *‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries a stock of GENERAL -FAMILY GROCERIES that is always complete and suitable for the wants of the family trade. Prices reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ offers induce- with W R TI N ( the Strument New In- called the ‘““MACKINNON PEN,” is a pleasure as testifled to by thousands. pen and inkstand in one of a lead pocket; week or pencil to for office without be It is piece, the size carried use; being refilled. in the will write a Call and try it. For sale by Agents only. Permanent office with Saut Lake Times. At last writing VA is TT. CERIES. | =) The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ has always kept the largest stock of WINDOW, PLATE ! and FANCY GLASS to be found in Utah. | ‘The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ has the agency for Utah of the celebrated ENAMEL PAINTS mixed ready for use. See their advertisement. The ‘*Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MA'FERIALS. In rhort the ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries . an extensive stock and makes every leFIRST SOUTH STREET. gitimate effort to secure trade; being The Lad‘es of Salt Lake and Vicinity prompt and careful in filling orders and cau have their Corsets made to orputting everything down to the lowest der by calling at the above living figures. - establishment. G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, BieL GUAR Ey RY RS [33 First South St. S , It is certainly First Class Work platable | and its popularity indi- j t cates merit, | WALKER BROS. & (0. REDUCTION IN COAL! <~@>* ROCK SPRINGS, Deliwered: icc 0-28 a cee 08.00 per ton AGONY ATO ccsge eta eee Pde ae ee WEBER, Deliveredic 3:35 6. o $8.00 per ton At Yard ooo asec Piel tee RED CANYON, 2 Delweredis sc eee $6.50 per ton At Yard 3.. 2e . ee $6.00 ‘Sef CAR LOAD RATES, Rock Springs:s..c5c-02.4..o eee $6.50 Weer Red 2225.55 ahi bviasieaa dace enta lie soe cage $6.50 @Canyon...c22... cainesausangene: eee $5.50 A. GOULD, Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon and Weber Coal Co. OFF!CE—Main North Deseret Street, ANTEED, and Prices Reasonable. yy 8 Doors Two Bank. ‘DAVID JAMES, PLUMBER, TINNER, and llySteam Fitter, Gas Respectfu announces that Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, : Aud having a large stock of Te Materi al on hand. be is now prepared to LA PIPES IN PUBLIC AND ATER PRIVATE, BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wosh Basins, Water Closets, Cop: er and Zinc Bath Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. _ Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Lift and Drive Well PUMPS und Extras. At) fies OU Pumps Repaired. All Work Guarentee Office and Workshop, West Temple St, Opposite City Market.— ~ oy - ments to the jobbing trade. with a large and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGRO- : by all who have used it. humor, bothering me about other thing Many a woman dusts billiard chalk off her husband’s coat; and a big tear stands in ber eye as she thinks how late he i very highly recommended “A new bonnet? That’s always the way. Always something. Here is a dollar, buy yourself two new bonnets, and that silk dress you have been was left, into.”’ ‘Do the subjects of the King of Dah- omey was in a good - The Soda Water from § i toda Springs, idaho, is j a CHOOTING (4 LLERY W JAKE HEUSSER, (Successor to Heusser Brothers.) |! ‘© has got a reduced £00, YARD RANGE® and both Rirg ard Creedmoor Tar- get. Good sport at reasdnable Prices. yw ag = — ty; dria IN STOCK ALARGE LOT OF | ; Le DOA hi = En ae AND FISHING TACKLE. Next Door South of Wells Fargo & Co, |
