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Show ne = LL oe — SALT LAKE ‘TIMES. Published By Je iC. & House Programme foi tbe SALT LAKE THEATRE end other piaces of ee MONDAY, -- * OCT..13, from the fragrance he An exchange ‘has an tomb of Jonah! I'he article whale on the. begs to re mark that, so far as he is concerned, isn’t guilty, he merely aced as employed Frank London exhaled that he | at Mayo the has come Olympic out as in ‘Davy alike by the press and the public. The London Times recognizes Mr. Mayo’s tion ef beerand not whiskey, snakestories of a kind suggestive of delirium’ tremens continually appear in the columns of the country press. each and a Crockett,’’ and been very well received, Notwithstanding the fk that warm weather ls remarkable for the consump- ‘Two boys, to her: clove. Mr, he temporary y vault: in ferent offices, were yesterday had dif- style of actingas ‘“‘robust, manly and vigerous, yet always kept uuder proper control.”’ : Don’t remain in ignorance for the want of asking. If you don’t know why a bar-tender fills your lemonade glass four-fifths full of pounded ice ask lot of one-cent stamps ona pile of cir- and he will tell you that he doesit culars at the Postoffice, when one of cause ice, whieh can be vsed over them asked: ‘‘Has your boss got back over again, is cheaper than lemons licking 1 ieee around to the office to welcome your boss home?’’ ‘No; he’s been home three days and hasn’t hada caller.’ class,"’ continued 0’ .kind he’s “Well, T-guess the second other as he whacked on a stamp. ‘Over twenty folks were wai‘ing in the office when my boss got home, and they said if he didn’t they’d ‘straighten up them accounts make him trouble right slong! He hadn’t hardly landed at the depot before most everybody knew he _was home. at ii > oe was halt scated to death,’’ Irish, her the mountains and on _ beans, other hot punches, eek Rum and at the “ OCCIDEN- Pee > she is back, L. TOWNSEN ‘ot It would eae about a column every pe week to record all the jokes wade at the it expense of the new C. & N. W. depot, Ishpeming. The engineers and firemen on the road say it the track. resembles a car off One of the carpenters of the hotel mistook it the other day for thé dormer window for the house, so he tock it up to the roof, and commenced -nailing it on, when Sam Davis discovered the man’s mistake, anil made him take if down and put it back before it was —— missed by any one, up and and Some one snggest- ed that a lantern be placed over it at night for the benefit of belated pedest: rains to the New York mine who com- plain that they are liable to step on it in the dark and “crush it, One min says he stubbed his toe against other night and canie near it falling tle into the culvert nearby. They thought it was stolen one night last week, and not fied the police to that effect, but upon close scarch it was touched and was heard to ‘what a fine my dog, if it unmoved. A small boy remark the other day, house it would make for were only a little larger.’ found to be un- Eo ey Write to snow weighing near watching a threw off D, for —~<{ Circulars. @ Utah. eH > Public Notice.—T'he proprietor of the well-known ‘‘ l’ea Pot Store,’’ in thank- ing his many rouage, wishes customers for their to call the An on- pat- attention of When a dramatic critic is by an actress, cow-hided he doesn’t mind the blows so much as he does the humiliating sense of having been used as an advertising medium. ‘Can it be possible my Algernon no with an uneasy up a syuirm, De come F&F reye. WAITING ah ure as the oe ta pocket; week try it. writing PEN,” is a pleas- testifled to by thousands. or for without office use; It is will write a being refilled. Call and For sale by Agents is putting everything cown living ae . F. CULMER, to the lowest Propriecor, 33 First South St. $6.50 $6.50 0-50 GOULD, OFF!i1CE—Main North Deseret Street, Two and Doors Bank. DAVID JAMES, LICENSED . EPELUMBER, TENNER, Gas and Steam. Fitter, Respectfully announces that Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, And hsving a large stock of Plumbing Materi al on hand, he is now prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins, Water Closets, Copier and Zine Bath Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same, Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Well PUMPS and Extras. Pumps Lift and Drive Repaired, Al! Work Guarenteed. Offlice and Workshop, West Temple - S&t., Opposite City Market. * GLUOTING WALLED: (Successor to Heusser Brothers.) Aite ce cae eaVAY Ny ar a7 = ee =k fe has got a reduced 200 YARD RANGE and both Ring ard Creedmoor Tar- get. RS= ~uy S FIRST Good sport at reasonable prices. ‘ oy carries A. $$ JAKE HEUSSER, ~ >aa In :hort the ‘‘Tea Pot Stere’’ spcenssa vs #2 HO.00 DET tom Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon Weber Coa] Co. called pen and inkstand in one piece, the size ofa lead pencil to be carried in the The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ has the agency an extensive stock and makes every legitimate. effort to secure trade; being prompt and careful in filling orders and Delivered ......cc0... The Doctor strument “‘“MACKINNON in MATERIALS. ‘+ WEBER, Delivered........+. easesuspreeneGeens $8.00 per ton AG AY ard oo ooeiaeccewse eg core ae pity ** - RED CANYON, . invites all. those whose diseases have been aggravated by the injudicious treatment of pretenders or soi-disant physicians to call on him. Consultation in all modern Janguages: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, ete Office Hours—From 10 o’clock a.m. to 4 o'clock p.m., and from 6 to 8, p.m. sundays, from 10am. tilll p.m. CONSUL ON FREE, Utah. for Utah of the celebrated ENAMEL PAINTS mixed ready for use. See their advertisement. The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ Delivered Sufferers: from special and chronic 1 SAEED ar stecss ae eee eee $6.00 ~ CAR LOAD RATES, diseases will-be pleased to learn that Doctor De Freye, the well known speci. Rock: Sprimesxi cscs sees ate ee Weebetici. Se oo eee alist. can now be consulted at the ConIRed’"€ anyon’. ee eee eee eee tinental Hotel (formerly the Townsend ey iPRg the large-t stock of WINDOW, and FANCY GLASS to. be found ~<~ @ > ROCK SPRINGS, 222. Aeteacees $8.00 per ton ASE Y OT ise evchacnncnsvms caeboees ae $7.25 . through and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGRO- pt} PLATE | WALKER BROS, & (0, REDUCTION IN COAL2! the w e » MADE EASY. ‘“Lea Pot Store’’ has always ke ——_————— if you Matilda, spizai of my stud will my backbone, sure.’’ Dr. ‘“‘but minute, ‘that is always complete and suitabie for the wants of the family: trade. Prices reasonable and satisfaction guranteed, The | cates merit, longer loves his little brown eyes? Can it be that her caresses have become irksome to him at last?’’ said a brokenhearted: ycung pull-back to her ‘‘steady esmpany’’ the other evening, as the latter seemed inclined to remove her clinging form from his breast. ‘Your Algernon is all right,’’ said the youth, only. Permanent office with SauT Laxt Times. CERIES. The Soda Water au Soda Springs, Idaho, | very highly recommended E bY all who have used it. d; f It is certainly ra | and its popularity indi- for wr ter. the general public to the following facts. The “Tea Pot Store’’ carries a stoc« of GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES The ‘‘T'ea Pot Store’’ otters inducements to the jobbing trade with a large : It is very well to talk about ‘‘plowing the water,’’ but they oftener use hose the Taxidermist, Payson, se lle LD} her mutton chance to whip the man that on her, J. hi fed boiled policy. House), rooms 62 and 63. A sympathizing family took ly one-tenth of a ton, JERRY Seetch, : A Merced girl, disappointed in lov, last Spring, pined and pined down to a shadow and nearly into a pine ‘coffin, pone, knows. The watch lacks self-respect; it is always trying to run itself down. © don’tlet A member of the rhetorical class in a certain college had just finished ~ his declamation, when the president said: ‘“Mr.-—-,do you suppose a General woald address his soldiers in the manner in which you spoke that piece?’’ ‘Yes, sir, I do,’’ was the reply, “rf he water; now HOT TOM AND Genuine and sugar. corn And him beand a from his summer trip yet?’’ ‘‘Yes, has yourn?”’ ‘Yes. Has anybody been that nest bird hatches the most eggs. when they went to the theatre and he came back between the acts witha piece of cork in his whiskers, she knew es ee Honesty is the best —<-e>—____ He promised to cleave — its Own par nowadays. | ‘ OCCIDENTAT,’”’ has hecame noted, CO. -—_— It’s a wise railroad stock _ Auer & Murphy are daily making all the delicious hot drinks, for which the And circulates gratuitously throughont the ity. in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. -—— —— HOT TOM AND JERRY. Daily GRAHAM -_—_—_—— SOUTH The Ladies of Salt Lake STREET. and Vicinity can have their Corsets made to order by calling at the above establishment. KIT GUARANTEED. First Class Work and Prices Reasonable. IN STOCK A LARGE LOT OF STOMSTd SHO mn AMMUNITION BY ne _— ee AND FISHING TACKLE Next Door South of Wells, Fargo & Co. |