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Show HENRY DINWOODEY. = SALT LAKE TIMES. J.C. GRAHAM Proprietors ones Se & (75, CO, 7s and whether it applies to siteae! =| es It has long been held that the diamond for its size is about the most costly thing that can be found. Young men: however, who go to fancy fairs and find themself on coming home utterly impovished as to money, and at the same time possessor of a two-penny necktie or Bp my i eis ane Sle ty AVA | H H - UPHOLSTERY, ee oF IN very highly recommended /. al] by all who have used it. The fox hunter’s motto—Never give offense while following the hourds, but always take a fence. - It is certainly palatable and its popularity =| cates merit, About the least satisfactory weddingring a woman can receive is to have her husband ring her ears. { out of office is mainly is Sworn in swearing. and this—the the latter former goes out . A Clergyman who had been fishing and came home without any spoil of the finny tribe. told his wife he had seen but one fish, and that wasa pike, which looked at his bait and seemed weighing the chances between catching it, and being canght himself, The wife responded. ‘“‘And of course he was to weigh the matter correctly because he “had so many scales:’’ ~ | ‘*That fin-ishes me,’’ exclamed clergyman, as he dropped into a WALKER | Rock. LOAD RATES, Sprivegievcschshensceockeptenc seca $6.50 Red GOULD, Apent Rock Springs, Red Canyon and Weber Deseret Street, Two Doors ““There’s scarcely any house but An egress fore and aft.’’ has DAVID J AMES, LICENSED PLUMBER, TINNER, fully thin of late.”’ [am more hand, he is now prepared to LAY PIPES IN PUBLIC AND Zinc WATER PRIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Bath Basins, more Repaired. Lift All Work Guarenteed. Offlice and Workshop, West Opposite and Drive City Market. Pemplg ri half ON FAIL! Miles STATE South ROAD, FiAR RIS CLUB HOWSE ‘‘Come down and I’ll make it pleas. ant for you. ; f Ww. J. HOOPER, Boot & Shoe Maker, SPECIAL ATTENTION PAID TO CUSTOM WORK. REPAIRING NEATLY DONE. First Sonth Street, FEW DOORS WESTOF THEATRE [| ROBERT SHELTON, Culmer & Co., Valuable Neatly Printed and W Only Directory And is the most In complete ever compiled UTauH, work of the for this Terri- WALKER STATISTICS! NAMES! OCCUPATIONS! TREATISES! SEETCHES! RECORDS! NEWS! DATA! Dealer in View THE .cee LE HOTEL HOUSE. Subscriptions taken for all Salt Lake, San Francisco and Foreign Newspapers, — Magazines and Periodicals. THE WHITE HOUSE| MAIN It is fullof INFoRMATION. Facts and and er ANDiusce ork Well Bound, PousiisHED Stationer, : Photographs of notable characters, Etc., Etc..d eAT IS THE Ever Newsdealer, . CONTINENTA STREET. Best Rooms and Best Meals in — the City can be obtained at the rate A. Figures. of $2.00 per day, PODPLECH & CO. eee —_——a tz 15,000 NAMES 400 Pages, =) $3.00. Water Tubs, Black, Gal- Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Well PUMPS and Extras. Pumps and Fitter. vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings. for same. ‘“‘Madam,’’ said the doctorto Mts. Partington, ‘‘you have grown wonder“Yes doctor, emancip ted.’’ alon Closets, Copner ond — This tory. Gas and Steam the while he laughed; YX. kind Bank. ‘‘We rather overreach you now In style,’’ said Green to Pease. Respectfully announces that ‘“‘We’ve got 2 colored servant, sir— Having been Awarded the Contract for By Jove! its just the cheese!’’ Laying the City Water Pipes, ‘““Well, what of that to brag about?”’ | And having a large stock of Plumbing Mate ri Quoth Pease, HE. Coal Co. OFFICE—Main -| North Z2anda OF 1879-809. 56. 50 Canyon......... Pea eneuins vuveuaunae o.00 A. LOT PUBLISHERS. wots. jaye S Uptvuuwe eketed sc uamoeoee TaD the chair, For WEBER, Delivered......- sudout GMecoaen sewees $6.50 per ton PEN OF co, oe iacunensewatvwsricnedcens $6.00 SALOON. GAZETTEER Dalavered veiccdisssinavonceskinteamsand $8.00 per ton Bi VOTO Me,. cakere sei asessruee $7.20 CAR A LARGE TAH DIRECTOR ROCK SPRINGS, ss “76° TO PURCHASE THE NEW ~Or Pat RTO rece eee eee an ee Wish RED CANYON, REED, at reasonable DON’T IN COAL Deli wereelescicavsevecsvecs sess cues $8.00 per ton apy FaT THE Next Door South of Wells Fargo & Co BROS. ‘ (0 REDUCTION STOCK & most AND F ISHING TACKLE fae the and NEWMAN prices. | DRINKS! ~ | Fancy Drinks mixed in the proved manner by 200 YARD RANGE get. Good sport PEN,”’’ is a pleas- is SUMMER a reduced called BEST DRINKS! FINEST WINES! | and both Rirg axd Creedmoor Tar- Soda Water from Soda Springs, Idaho, coachman and all the servants; thus you An observing politician says that difference between those going in Ete. Cee has got er A visitor to an art gallery said: “I like the statoos better’n I do the picters. I kin go all ’round the statoos but I kin only see one side of the picters.’’ Eite., JAKE HEUSSER The ‘“MACKINNON writing (Successor to Heusser Brothers. , ‘““My son, accustom vourself to be polite to the porter, the servant girl, the the strument DESKS CHOOTING GALLERY market, As arule, the theatre, in announcing anew play, speak of it being produced with a “ereat cast.’’ This latter, how- €ver, is generally is your eye. SCHOOL c “™ MADE. EASY. BABY. CARRIAGES, H 4 Davis, who is eighty inches round the waist, generally gives his tailor three months’ notice when about to order a new pair of breeches, and by this means prevents a famine in the- cloth- —even your parents.”’ SUITS, Cornices and Curtains, Ete., to doubt the statement. R ITIIN etait Sae | RAY a reer W ure as testified to by thousands, It ig pen and inkstand in one piece, the gize of a lead pencil to be carried in the pocket; or for office use; will write, week without being refilled. Call ang try it. For sale by Agents only. Permanent office-with Sart Lane Trmxs, FOR.. pea oa Wall Paper, Feathers, Mattrasses, often inclined will come in time to be courteous to Street. PARLOR men and women or poultry. pen-wiper, and are very South a7 UBNBRAL FURNITURE, a Whether old age i3 to be respected or not, depends much First ainviliers DEPOT and Publishers. seiner 7Y with the New In- ™ ‘STOMSId SNM namie AMMUNITION SS a a FOR Times SALE AT Printing AND BY THE Office, J K.MORRILES WE Haif Block ES be STABLES: West of WalKer bres. — |