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Show TIMES. SALT LAKE Published Daily _ByJ..cC. GRAHAM & CO. And circulates gratuitously throughont the city in all the Hotels, Restauran‘s, Street Cars, etc. Hieuse Programme foo tbe SALT LAKE THEATRE and other places of Amusement. THURSDAY, 2m. 8 and draw- gave four per formances. => “Doctor,’’ <> said an old lady, the other _ day, to her family physician, tell me how it is that some dumb?’ ‘‘kin folks a ‘“‘Why—hem—certainly, ye born mad- am,’’ replied the doctor; ‘‘it is owing to the fact that they come into the world without the power of speech.” ‘‘La -me!’’ remarked the old lady; ‘‘now, ju t see what it is to have a physic idication. I’v axed my old wan more nor a hundred times that ar same thing, that [ could ever get out of and him all was, Kase théy-is.’’’ ><> oo HOT TOM AND JERRY And Genuine Irish, Sectch, Rum and other hot punches, at the “OCCIDENAds. ce a eh A those Porutar Business who are making letters to the paper.’’ Wwretch!’? Young lady—‘‘John, prosperity of the city and territory. Give him a call and examine his good-- + Sr Public Notice.—'I'he proprietor of the well known ‘*'l'ea Pot Store,’’ in thank- ing his many customeis for their patronaze, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following facts: Tne :‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries a stock of GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES itp ee that is ulways complete and suitabie for the wants of the family trade. Prices nS N RO- The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ has the agency Y a AN A = == Gee to buy from him, and we recommend him to the public as one who is prepared to share his profits with the working man and contribute to the growth and -for Utah of the celebrated ENAMEL PAINTS mixed ready for use. see their advertisement. The *Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIEKS’ MATERIALS. In short the ‘‘Tea Pot Stcre’’ carries an extensive stock and makes every ¢legitimate effort to secure trade; being prompt and careful in tilling orders and putting everything down to the lowest living figures. ee G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, 33 First South St SURE TELE TO SEE NEW S, JOHANSON, ROMNEY BLOCK. FALL & WINTER GOO le Large My SEWING MACHINE <4 er If you are in need assistant, nothing is busy housewife or the comfort of home of a really excellent more welcome to the contributes more io than a simple, quict and light running Sewing Machine. The manufacturers have kept that fact. in view and have striven to procure a machine which would fully incorporate al- these requirements, and the NEW TOR certainly is a ning and has a very high light run- rate of speed. of winding the bobbir Weil of Selected French, English and Scotch. SULLTINGS. French and English. DOESKINS & BROADCLOTHS. Together with a fine assortment of AMERICAN GOODS, Will enable my customers ts select ELEGANT flattering success, for itis nearly noiseless and very The new manner VIUI1 and Stock SUITINGS Call and see them. Stvles and ) Fit Guarantee is admirable,while its self setting needle, self threading springs and cogs shuttle render and it absence of both simple and durable. Be sure to see it and its elegant appearance and general advantages will make you its friend. O. H. RIGGS, Agent, Salt.Lake City, Opposite Herald Office ; for 20 years has treated and cured, with unparalleled those diseases resulting from youthful follies or excesses life, such as Lost Manhood, Spermatorbcea, Imp tency Incapacity); also, Private, Kidney and Chronic Diseases and habits and abuses of the system. Remember 4‘S ) oT Y that age and experience are very important, Dr. WitLitams addresses himself particularly to those who have already placed themselves them inore harin than good. Payson, for Colleges success, in later (Sexuai Circulars. Medicine, like al] other sciences, is progressive, and every year Shows proof of itsadvance. By a combination of remedies of great curative power, Dr. Wir- Taxidermist, Write 132 Clark St., Chicago, Ile, under the care of ignorant advertising charlatans from whom they have received 80 benefits; and who, in fact, haye done —¢+-@->— J. L. TOWNSEND, . =" is a graduate of two regular (Allopathic and Eclectic) Medical Utah Sy L1aMs has so arranged his treatment ee ontents relief, but permanant of letters are held that it will afford not only cure. sacredly Do not longer delay. confidential. Address L. R. WILLIAMS, M.D., 122 Clark Street, Chicago, Llc RALLY ONCE AGAIN BOYS. H. E. PHELPS. give Utah. the delicious hot drinks, for which the ‘OCCIDENTAL ’’ has become noted. %&- facts about any article that you may wish CERIES. The ‘‘ {ea Pot Store’’ has always kept the largest stock of WINDOW, PLATE and FANCY GLASS to’ be found in shal] does Your Excellency desire to leave the treasury?’’ Minister of Finance (ab Stractedly ) —‘‘Never!’’ the street; and a more reliable, straightforward man of business cannot be found. and fresh stock of WHOLESALEG long Coachman to Minister of Finance (whom he had dviven to the Treasu;y Department on the first day of that functionary’s ineumbency )—‘‘When purchases for the reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. ‘Che ‘*Lea Pot Score’ offers induce= ments to the jobbing trade with a large how you be, as I want to practice?” Gallant Young Gardener (with a noisy lgwn mower)—‘‘Oh, goo yeouw on, Miss Amy—goo yeouw on! I shan’t mind yar niise!’’ Hovuse.—To and willing to ungrateful He asks her: ‘“‘Goingaway?” ‘‘Yes:; going to the sea baths.’’ ‘What! in such chilly weather as this? You will never go intothe water?’’ ‘‘Oh, yes I will; I’m all fixed up for that.’’ ‘‘Really?” “Yes, I’vs had all my bathing dresses lined with fur.’’ Holidays, we'take pleasure in calling attention to the large stock of Mr. H HK. Phelps. This gentleman has as good aiun of trade as sny house on He is always ready ‘You Auer & Murphy are daily making all BE passes to the seaside and I’m going to Spend a few weeks there and write some ing crowded houses in Provo, American Fork, Payson, and Springville. At the he . Andress, Frankenstein Mystery, has been place two edged swords. NOV. 13 °c ‘with his trained and educated birds first named The arms of wit ought always to be feathered with smiles; when they fail in that they become sarcasm and like ‘‘Hello, where are you off to? Going traveling?’’ ‘‘Yes, my friend Soandso, editor of the Whatsitsname, has sot me ee Pror. AnpREss.—Professor HOT TOM AND JERRY. Patience makes the soul calin. |