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Show “AOR Rey Deal Cant em te Mea seiner ee GRAHAM Proprietors PRE & 75, a CO. and 7Y arithemetic, asked the ‘“‘between one ; —-— — ‘‘A fence,’’ was the reply of a2 mem-|, ‘The teacher was [ela™e= 5 | yi a vi | Oi : td eee eet yb PHOLSTERY, Hic. ar the are you going to defendent Swearing ame.’’ was ‘‘Did hespeak Eng- lish?’’ asked the defendent’s counsel. ONO. SIT: he spoke Italian.’’ ‘‘Then how did you know ke was’ swearing at you?’ **Why, I could teli by the wrinkles in his face,’’ was the reply. le Can you tell why a watch is the image of modesty? We will save time by telling you why... It always holds it hands before its face, and hoyevez good its} works may be it is alw ays running itsele down. Leen ane ~ i Next Door I Job.’’ e Why?’’ ‘Because ster. i he was “‘That’s a fact. man ‘‘I could wish covered He could be with was ul- just the for uz.”’ A grocer in Washington advert ses that he has ‘‘whisky that has been drank by all the presidents, from General Juckson down to the president time.’’ ‘There may be a difference between a single cat in a fit and a couple oi them in a fight, but they amount to about the came thing if they each happen to select the flower-plot in the front yardas the scene of their activiry. A table of interest—the dinner table: A lady wishes fora seat <A’ gentle— man brought one and seated the lady. ‘‘Oh, you are a jewel!’ ‘‘Oh no,” he replied bowing low, ‘‘I am the jeweler. I have just set the jewel. “My friends,’’ said a political orator, ‘would that I hada-window in my heart that you might look into its beating: and see how it pulsate with patrio ism. Just then an apple struck-him in the front, and a voice exclaimed: “Perhaps a pain in your chest will do seeing you have no window in your heart.’’ B. &. RED CANYON, Delivéred....... ware figiii oegagers $6.50 per ton Weer Red Canyon......... PO A. Two OFF!ICE—Main Street, aoup Deseret Bank. and Doors LICENSED PLUMBER, TENNER, Gas and Steam Fitter. Respectfully announces that been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, 9? Aud havinga large stock of Plumbing Matert al on hand, he ia nOw prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN. PUBLIC AND PRIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wosh Basins, Water Closets, Copper and Zinc Bath Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings. for same. Force, Agentfor RUMSEY’S Well PUMPS and Extras. Pumps Printed Repaired. Opposite Lift and Drive All Work Guarenteed. Office and Workshop, City i Cn., West Temple Market. Bound, sf PUBLISHED IN UraH, And is. the most complete: “work of the STATISTICS! NAMES! OCCUPATIONS! _ TREATISES! "SKETCHES! RECORDS! NEWS! DATA! Facts and Stationer. and Dealer in Views Photographs of notable characters, Etc.. Ete. “ CONTINENTAL HOTEL J WALKER HOUSE. AT THEsces - AND. Subscriptions taken tor all Salt Lake, San Francisco and Foreign Newspapers, Magazines and Ee a THE WHITE HOUSE} MAIN ‘the STR EET City can be obtained the rate of os O09 per An K. J ae NEARLY 400 Pages, ' Half $3.00. FOR SALE. AT THE Times WESTOF Figures. 15,000 NAMES 21. Printing AND St. Newsdealer, Ue Only Dire¢tory EVER THEATRE ROBERT SHELTON, gress Is SAX 1 Street, ee et anid Well Sonth DOORS FEW kind ever compiled for: this: Territory. It is full of: Ty FORMATION. ‘DAVID J AMES, | Having NPL dese $5.50 vie dapdwosex GOULD, Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon Weber Coal Co. First This Valuable Work iach veo o a ated ncn DELON+0 gO. 50 6s csrend SPECIAL ATTENTION PATD TO CUSTOM WORK. REPAIRING NEATLY. DONE. w 4. “Culmer % ike CAR LOAD RATES; Spritie aietees flue ae Be elas Sere $6.50 Rod is PesusH .« * sdb stint taceeae $6.00 EPIBEG ois c uc cs Boot & Shoe Maker. GAZETTEER ‘> BY — it pleas- I’ll make HOOPER, J. w. & Co AMD ROCK SPRINGS, Delivered... vcccnes oggttevsanseodaae 8.00 per ton oo sasCenses Leoeg At Yard ..scccece-pe-neee 3 = WEBER sens D8. 00 per ton DCT werieeee eee <3 ses date «denen At Y avGteaust a: =>. .geee spas Wiel). = IN z and ‘sCome down ant for you. PURCHASE gE Rees CLUB HOUSE [ITAL DineeroR TT IN. COAL +1 Or A FAR Ar and wet through, Earep (FAIL: f TO REDUCTION of gyei's ROAD, ON STATE ———$———$———— a. said a chilled Sou | South half Miles a : and AN D FISHING TACKLE BROS.. & C0 WALKER 3" SALOON, oT at reasonable IN STOCK A LAKGE LOT OF f ‘‘In such a shower as this,’’ luckless Bohemian, who was AT THE prices. Soda Springs, Idaho, is very highly recommended# by all who have used it.| ab a8 certainly piatable and its popularity indi_cates merit, | was and set. Good sport miei ad Sea making a great deal of noise, Soda Water from REED, & NEWMAN (Successor to Heusser Brothers. ; I the The 4 ap- most the in proved manner by has got a reduced 200 YARD RANGE| and both Ring axd Creedmoor Tar- | DRINKS! mixed HEUSSE.R, JAKE $< to eat this piece slowely,’”’ Honor, is —* | Fancy Drinks SNQ} ‘‘Ma writing SUMMER CRY Tr COOTING GALLERY I office with Sart Lane TIMEs. BEST LRINKS! FINEST. WINES! CARPETS. oF asc gba FULT Kite. A910 were manent SCHOOL DESKS Etca,, ANMUNITION I ote a Bete would CARRIAGES, 4 Me give me another piece of pie?”’ Mother, ‘‘What do you want to know for?’’ Jennette, ‘‘Because if you ain’t,,I | ji ,i MUS 4 t BABY B, at “HowI | Jennette, ‘‘Your ~! is It vor » MADE EASY. i to Araminta, on their way to prayer book youclasp so lovingly!’’ ‘‘How I would you -were, for then could shut you.up,”’ want if iy) U ot ent. church: it 0 \ “fu CF AY oJ ‘ sil- SUITS, é, Wall Paper, Feathers, Mattrasses, YS AP mT i { \\ x Adolphe PURMTPURE, bt) Pile tnt f 7 i AN a) i” yt pen: and-inkstand 1n:one- piece, the size ofa lead pencil to be. carried in the pocket; or for office use; will writea " week without being refilled. - -Call and try it. For sale by Agents onlyg Per. = 5 jai ea ie nena called | testified to by thousands. ure as a = - yard and two yards?’’ ber of the class. ————- - ---—- : | wey the “MACKINNON PIN,” is a pleas- cat Blinds, Cornices and Curtains, == 19) 2) Me ‘ venir LM ner “New ine) % steesaent N c p ITI W mee PARLOR A] ae Street. | | GENERAL 3 ‘‘What’s the difference,’ South etieae DEPOT and Publishers. It takés as much wit not to displease & woman as it takes to please her. teacher in First tn a Re el inten ety ci ete enna eee 2 7 DINWOODEY, 7s a a Office, JAMES DWYER. TD etector cl J.C. HENRY TIMES. eT < LAKE ee ee ae - ) SALT ee eh >" ~ eee SS MORRILL THR Block ST wets West. of WatKer Bros) ' |