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Show SALT LAKE Published By J.C. TIMES. Laily GRAHAM HOT TOM AND JERRY. | & co. And circulates gratuitously throughont the city ' in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. House Programme fo» the SALT LAKE THEATRE and other piaces of - - — --- — -- —-- A bald—headed professor, reproving Amusément. THURSDAY, Pp youth for the exercise of his very severely: NOV.\ fists, a had_ here in this city to put sense into some of hig arti'Jes and you will see that we are = correct: 3 ~ A smart boy took it into -his to} head ‘chance the name of his dog te Infallibilite. The first time his mother heard him call the animal she exclaimed: “Why, Jack, what do you mean by giving the poor beast such a name ag He had an auburn-haived girl promised to take her out riding. met him at the door when -and he exclaimed: “Hello! She up, him, end they don’t speak now. Thus slang makes another slap at love’s young dream. Small boy to his maternal the Jast Delivered......- Lit eh ue tee tear a $6.50 per ton : At Yardeec. Eee ae ya awe eee $6.00 . CAR LOAD RATES, e apse severe: 90200 Rock Springs..:..-csesseesees se ee een $6.00 2 DCR. cacicceo os sch bacco seeeeeneesie WV Canyon sei. its sacuabeeuvenns 5-00 A. GOULD, Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon and degree,”’ Red much they look like one another, the only way you ean tell them apart 1s by Weber their faces.’ North relative— Mamma, I should think that if I was 1c Kaede te , : made of dust, I would get muddy in“Oh,’’ said he “isn’t infallibility 4 erly: side when [I drink. dog-ma?”’ “Why, you little brat, you’ve lied all Quite right, S. B — quite right: and if ~ It was observed that the widow Taylor. -you drink too much you may fall down the way from Genesis to Revelations while in Greenville, Mass., Courtas a _and get muddy outside, too. and half way through the Psalms.’’ plaintiff in a lawsuit. kept one hand in She laid her pretty hand upon her About the time that perches are the her pocket while the defendent was | ripest and cheapest, and merchant tailors | husband’s shoulder: testifying. An investigation showed ‘‘Harry, love, there’s something the that she had hold of a pistol which she are cutting into each other, along come, a solemn-faced oid curmudgeon, and matter with the clock; will you see to intended to usaif the witness made any ee | solemnly exclaims: departure from the truth. So he took off his coat and removed “The end of allis death!’’ the face and figures, examined the inThe following testimonial of a certain terior parts with a large magnifying HOT TOM AND JERRY patent medicine speaks for itself: glass, blew into them with the bellows And Genuine Irish, Sectch, Rum and ‘Dear Sir: T'wo months ago, my wife oiled them throughly and did all that other hot punches, at the “ OCCIDENcould scarcely speak, she has taken two Ais. mortal ingenuity could devise. But it Coal Co. OFFiCE—Main A little boy was told by his grandmocher to turn down a leaf in the fam . ily Bible every time he told a Jie. ° At the end of the week the old lady asked him how many lies he had told during the seven days. He silently handed her the holy book. She turned over page after page, and at length said, an- Ready!’ misunderstood to tee rs oen se ee cencteneeen cL RED CANYON, | Pt OAM a said the old lady, as she looked at a company of soldiers. ‘‘Remarkable how and She he diove in case of mistaken identity, all may be made well except the man who has’ his eye dented. For him a raw oyster is better than an apology. | ‘‘Remarhable : = WEBER tet $8.00 per ton’ BGUViERCG:.<casccsscccnscneoonees Even whenit comes to a blow ‘(We fight with our heads at this colSam Davis may be ja better reporter lege.’’ than Otto Greenhood, but certainly is The young man reflected for a Monot a more industrious one. ment, and then replied, calmly: We deny his being a better repo ter, “Ah, I see! and you have butted all Just you wait till Sam begins slinging your hair off,’’ ~ himself without the help he Delivered72: tkte eecsseeee Sisco ties POaUU per ton PANE ARO TR io Pie Saecannens 120 stealing a red-hot limekiln. said SPRINGS, ROCK dogbutton, whisky andthe -remainder and then advertise the stuff as ‘‘a friend of temperance,’’ would think nothing of ‘ —<<q-@ REDUCTION IN COAL A man who has the cheek to put up “bitters’’ containing ninety parts cheap Auer & Murphy are daily meking all the delicious hot drinks, for which the “OCCIDENTAL ”’ bas become noted. Deseret Two Street, Dour Bank. DAVID J AmES,3 LICENSED 2 PLUMBER, TINNER, Fitter, Gas and Steam Respectfully announces that Hav'ng been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, Aud having a large stock of Plumbing Materi al en hand, he is ncw prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PKIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins. Water Closets, Copver and Zine Bath Tubs, Black, Galvanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. Avent for RUMSEY’S Force, Lift, and Drive Well PUMPS and Extras. ~ Pumps Repaired. All Work Guarenteed. Office and WorkshoOP, West. yempls Nhs Tr E. ‘HARPER, i> @—_ OF enwe s> es _ Willie Brown aged 9 years, is a_ slatepicker on the pier of the Delaware & Hudsor canal Company at Honesdale, ‘Two ponderous elose over the other, iron rollers, revolve one slovly few feet above the boy’s head where works. A piece of slate from a coay that is carried from screen to screen on endless cinvas belts, got betsveen these rollers recently. ‘The boy reached up from the scaffolding on which he _ stood t>takethe slate out. His hand was slowly up until the little fellow was raised from his feet, and was suspended over @the canal, ten feet above it. Nearly half - of his arm was drawn between the rollers before his terrible situtation was dis covered and the mechinezy stopped Before the boy could be removed a mes. senger’ had ‘to be dispatched to the machine shop, some distance away, for _ the machinists to take the machinery to peices: This required more than fifteen minutes. All this time the lad hung suspended by his crushed arm, the flesh being entirely torn away, exposing the bones and cords, The little fellow nev- er attereda cry nor shed a _ futher, en imploye onthe weeping witness of the and the boy-kept pier, terrible His was scene, ssying; ‘Don’t: ery, father; they’li get me out ‘The lad’s arm will. have to be ed at the elbow; tear. eee ete all right.’’ amputat- a I wouldn’t be -_—_—_—— — —-_--<-—- with- ‘Marry, dear, I know --————— — — - - —_— J. L. | matter with TOWNSEND, Payson, _ Write for Circulars. what is the the elock,’’ Utah ee FIRST SOUTH calling by der Be Public Notice.—The proprietor of the SURE TO ms hh EV First ‘‘l'ea Pot Store,’’ in thank- Ee ing his many customers for their patroiage, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following facts. The :‘fea Pot Store’’ carries a stoc: .f GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES BEA ee The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MATERIALS. In -hort the *‘Tea Pot Stere’’ carries an extensive stock and makes every le- gitimate effort to secure trade; being prompt and careful ip filling orders and putting everything down to the lowest living figures. G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, 33 Kirst South St. Apove FIT Class GUARANTEED, Work. and Y°rices Reasonable. S. JOHANSON, SEWING MACHINE FALL & WINTER The “Tea Pot Store’’ offers inducements to the jobbing trade with a large and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGROIf you are in need of a really excellent CERIES. The ‘*Tea Pot Store’ has always kept } assistant, nothing is more welcome to the busy housewife or contributes more to the largest stock of WINDOW, PLATE | the comfort of home than asimple, quiet and FANCY GLASS to be found in and light tunning Sewing Machine. The their advertisement. the ROMNEY BLOCK, that is always complete and suitabie for the wants of the family trade. Prices reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. Utah. . The "Pea Pot Store” has the agency for Utah of the celebrated ENAMEL PAINTS mixed ready for use. See at eciabliehmede ————— well-known STREET. The Ladies of Salt Lake and Vicinity can have their Corsets made to or- ‘Well? ?™ ‘It only wants winding.’ Taxidermist, wae at a late hour of the night, he went to bed and slept the sleep of the righteous, Next morning at breakfast quoth she: | out it.’’ he the caught by the rollers and drawn. two more bottles. was of no avail; and, so, despairing, & e My Large manufacturers have kept that: fact in view and have striven to proeure a maebine which wou'id fully ineorporate al- these requirements, and the NEW VICI TOR certainly is a flattering success, for it is nearly noiseless and very light running and bas avery a high rate of speed. The new manner of winding the bobbir is admirable, while its self setting needle, self threading shuttle and ‘absence of springs and cogs render it both simple and durable. Be sure to see it and its elegant appearance and general advant- ages will make you its friend. QO. H..RIGGS, “A cent, Salt Lake City, Opposite Herald Office and Welt. Se’ec'ed Stock of. ee Pa. bottles uf your ‘Life Renewer,’ and now she can’t speak at all. .Please send me French, English and Scotch SUITING Ss. French and English [OESKING & B20ADCLOTHS. Together with a fine assortment of AMERICAN. GOODS, Will € nable my customers ts select ELEGANT SUITINGS | Call and see them. Styles and Fit Guaranteed. |