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Show J “ Kate Ne : ake . oma : "2 » ia Sa eer vr et dey SALT LAKE TIMES. | a Daily Published the delicious & CO. J.C. GRAHAM By “Sam recently got married and_ told HOT TOM AND JERRY. # Auer & Murphy are daily making all his wi’e that she might retain all the hot drinks, for whicb the “OCCIDENTAL ghont the city | And circulates gratuitously throut Cars, etc. in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Stree House Programme LAKE THEATRE of Amusement. SAGURDAT. for the —~<-8> SALT: and other ptaccs s,2 Sees oh ‘‘Beg, pardon, sir; Uncomfortable wraps—Those of the Why is it impossible to cheat at chess? Because all movements must be made on the square. A Married man sometimes finds himself to be an April fool soon after the swallowed homesick fiies.’’ “3 ‘Anonymous articles will recvive no attention '’ the editor remarked when a baby was left on the door step. ae ee What king, on assending his_ throne, slipped on a piece of orange-peel and sac down on the back of his neck? — ‘‘Thar iz no good substitute for _—~- — dom,”’ says Josh Billings, ‘‘but wis- silence: is the best that has been d scovered.’’ ><> ir rw oe was at- be pulled up*for strapping his skate. To which his unthe ceil- ing did you?” When the door bell issounded by a friend with whom you have made anap_ pointment, can it be called an engagement ring? : . other hot punches, fA at the “OCCIDEN| ties were terrible on the bias, little Dot murmured, don’t go.” that ‘‘Ma, he’s got oneeye —_—-- J. Lu. 7 TOWNSEND, Taxidermist, . S | ; Payson, Utah “9 Write for Circulars. ea <A bashful-young man could defer the momentous stammered: question no longer, “Martha, I—I—do so he you— | you must have+are you adware the Good Book says —er, that it is not g-good that am-man should be alone?’ ‘Then ' hadn't you better | mother!’’ coolly run home to your suggested Martha. Hold on to your tongue when you are just ready to swear, lie, speak harshly, or use aN improper word. ‘Hold on to your hand when you abous to strike, pinch, steal, | improper act, or do are ‘an Kofaareg Oo ® | Hold onto your temper when youare j angry, excited, or imposed upon, : or thers are angry about you. } Hold.on to your heart when sociates seek yourcompany , you to join in their mirth evil as- and invite and revelry. Hold on to your name ait all. times; | for it is of more value to you than goid, high places, or fashionable attire. Hold on to the truth; for it will serve ‘you well, and do you good through laff Public Notice.—The-proprietor of the well-known ‘‘'lea Pot Store,’’ in thanking hig many customers for their patronage, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following facts: The **Tea Pot Store’’ carries a stock of GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES that is always complete and suitabie for the wants of the family trade. Prices De | 3 RED CANYON, Delivered......- Sie titoaeteaccreraees $6.50 per to HAG) Var igest sda creas eaves ncctanens $6.00 CAR LOAD RATES, Rocks Springsivaccsccseacecees-trssumenghaens 6.00 DAVID JAMES, Weare img LICENSED PLUMBER, Gas and Steam — Utah of the mixed celebrated ENAMEL ready for use. See their advertisement. The **T'ea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MATERIALS. In short the ‘‘Tea Pot Stere’’ carries an extensive stock #id makes every le- Fitter, Respectfully announces that Having been Awarded the Contract for Letter and Note Heads, Drafts and Stock And having a large stock of Plumbing Materi al on hand, be is now prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE BUILDINS. Certificates a Specialty. J.C. GRAHAM & C0., TIMES OFFICE. Laying the City Water Pipes, Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins, Water Closets, Copner and Zinc Bath Tubs, Black, Galvanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. Agentfor RUMSEY’S Force, Lift and Drive Well PUMPS and Extras. , Pumps Repaired. All Work Guarenteed. a West Temple St, Opposite City Market. Dr. Sufferers De from Freye. special ‘diseases will be pleased and . chronic to learn that Doctor De Freye, the well known specialist. can now be consulted at the Continental Hotel (formerly the Townsend House), rooms 62 and 63. ‘The Doctor invites all those whose diseases “have been aggravated by the injudicious treatment of pretenders or soi-disant physicians to call on him. Consultation in all modern Janguages: English, French, Office German, Spanish, Hours—From Italian, 10 o’clock Ni RY A Be SURE TO to p.m. Tt hr SEWING MACHINE chine which would fully incorporste althese requirements, and the NEW VICI TOR certainly is a flattering success, for it is nearly noiseless and very light running and has a very high rate of speed. The new manner of winding the bobbir is admirable, while its self setting: needle, self threading shuttle and absence of springs and cogs render it both icheephteietrentaedt chem ener, | ee VAANNO ACALE 2 NN: 3 } SA N\ AY 7 Ya) } Vat * J Soe Ae 4 tf / VOL, | au FIRST i ¥ Nis ‘ HY 1 V 4 a 4 Ps simple and durable. Be sure to see it and its elegant appearance and general advantages will make you its friend. O. H. RIGGS, Agent, Salt Lake City. Opposite Herald Office SOUTH ‘Tyhe Ladies of Salt can have der SEE NEW Wic he Jal Py STREET. Lake and Vicinity their Corsets made to or- by FIT First TELE DARPER, 2 Pee etc. a.m. 4 o’clock p.m., and from 6 to 8, Sundays, from 10am. tilll p.m. CONSULTATION FREE. T.E. calling at the above establishment. GUARANTEED, Class Work and Prices Reasonable. SY, JOHANSON, ROMNEY BLOCK. FALL & WINTER GOODS. — for TINWER, prepar:d to do lithographin the highest degree ofr perfection at a low prices. reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. The ‘*Tea Pot Store’’ offers inducements to the jobbing trade with a large and fresh stock of WHOLESALBGROIf you are in need of a really excellent CERIES. The ‘*Tea Pot Store’’ has always kept assistant, nothing is more welcome to the the largest stock of WINDOW, PLATE | busy housewife or contributes more to and FANCY GLASS to be found in the comfort of home than a simple, quiet and light running Sewing Machine. The Utah. ae , manufacturers have kept that: fact in The ‘*Tea Pot Store’ has the agency view and have striven to procure a ma- PAINTS WEBER, n $8.00 per ton tee eae eeeccco es eiccer were ARONA: Seuss cecseseuc wateectes $7.20 | gitimate effort to secure trade; being prompt and careful in filling orders and Hold on to your virtue; it is above all putting everything Gown to the lowest price to you in all times and places. living figures. | Hold on to your good character; for |’ G. F, CULMER, Propriecor, 33 First South St, itis and ever will be your best wealth. | , ctertitye didn’t ew ocncee 7.20 Pee Sree GUT Office and Workshop, ; It is inferred from the heroism with which Sparan women used to encourage their husbands to go forth to battle, eeeoe , reason I As they passed a gentleman whose op= HOT TOM AND JERRY and upsiue ROCK SPRINGS, DOV eEred <.cpcrccn wecaveongernalaners 58.00 per ton when you laffedat me in the postoffs BVA eTikeseseenns Si epovedesuleeorecaseaoroanmee 96.50 tt $5.50 west nmeereneae Red: ‘Ganyorlsccecciecs-.acts yisterday was becaws I hev a bile on A. GOULD, my face, and kan’t laff. Tf Llaff she’ll Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon and bust. ButI luv yu, Bill, bile or no bile. Weber Coal Co. | laff or no laff, Yure luvin’ Kate till Two Doors OFF! CE—Main Street, deth. North Deseret Bank. —_——_ier-+—__—— “T walked the flcor all night with the" ‘-You didn’t expect to walk pants LITHOGRAPHING! rest for correcting that lady with a strap, he said it was Ci, that aman shculd that they look well in black. Irish, Sectch, Rum Dear Bill—The ‘‘Storms are a. mystezy,'’ saida _ lecturer. ‘But, for all that, anybody can see the drift of a snow storm!” exclaimed a wag in the audience. feeling listener replied: his The following unique episle was pickup in the street lately: “It's quite correct; I did, ‘policeman. “queén of the bawl-room.’’ © hangs slide - down. The fact that my mother-in-law to luncheon!”’ : toothiche!”’ said he. Who wrote ‘The harp that once wore over-alls,’ and the song ‘*‘When I : a you gave ’em permission.”’ An elderly lady, head nurse in an institution for- children, calls herself Aud Genuine that his wife caught When Katherine’s husband A new brand of cigars is called The Lottery Ticket, because only one in a thousand draws. | I’ve these two young rascals making wedding March. , but NOV, 1 in front of your doorstep, and they: Say waiter at the hotel who calls you for the early train. — | | change that fell on th» floor out of his What was his -astonishmen pockets, on Monday morning to find no money n his pants. He has since ascertained ”’ has become noted. IN COAL REDUCTION My Large and Well Stock of Selecied French, English and Scotch SULTINGSs. French and English DOESKINS & BROADCLOTHS. Together with a fine assortment of AMERICAN GOODS, Will enable my customers ELEGANT ts seleet SUITINGS Call and see them. Styles and Fit Guaranteed, |