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Show —_, ate Se —_--—_ LAKE J.C. & - - er? -- -- -r — an Ten and fae CO. 7Y First = Proprietors and Publishers, never recovered they are _ still be andthen over went to per, there was no tstovewood chopped» and things were in a bed shape gener-| ally. The next morning it was the same way. He had to make his own bed and sweep out. His socks were dirty, and his arm would run through a hole in his sleeve. So _ he was. dlissatisfied. The next night when he went to sleep the Creator punished him *by making one hisribs into a woman—a great misfortune to the race. It has been six thousand years sinc3 that rib was lost, and yet man continues feeling for it. in such cases is. trouble. nec: ssary to part baie hts dle. in attend- It is only the .mid- | The fetetly 1aman resembles an | —~—— A lady who lays some claim to having studied human nature in its masculine development, says that the man who is of a sufficiently calculating mind to ask his sweetheart before marrfage how many yards it takes to make a silk dress, will snort terror info her soul after marriage if she asks for a sixpenny calico. , 3 Se Pw Ee eae on the half shell. The shell is known at home—the soft side abroad. Some men carry this resemblance in faces. A great many men have a countenance like oysters. Jobissaid to have been a patient man. He had boils all over him. Many a man now boils all over himself when the preacher reaches ‘’thirteenthly’’ ona hot summer day, and never thinks of the grandeur of Job’s example. It is natural fora man to disregard good example. of the city. New the . In- called strument ( N P TI W the “MACKINNON PEN,”’ is a pleasIt is ure as testifled to by thousands. size the piece, one in and pen and inkst SCHOOL DESKS in the of a lead pencil to be carried “Este. ds:2 will write a use; office for or pocket; ys Call and~ week without being refilled. Per- Tf only. s Agent by sale For try it. manent office with Sat Lake TIMES. Soda Springs, Idaho, hes got ™N. STOCK A LARGE LOT ane OF SS ; a E~ e its popularity indi- — 2 eee | AND WALKER BROS, & (0— Coor South of Wells Fargo — -- DON'T PRINTING. --— PURCHASE THE NE ae PROPRIETORS . ‘imes OF {)rinting “a c (c=A fter ten years of. and gratifying active success, experi- have re- fitted their office with new and handsome types, borders, etc., of elegant and recent design. and trust that the merchants and business men of Utah will continue the patronage that has been received in the past. for for fine printing, ter work oint, 4.2. can turn out bet- We Es olGel: HENNE import our own STATIONERY specially forthe trade, and with good Culmer MII This Neatly Printed and IS THE a OOPER, SPECIAL ATTENTION .PAID TO CUSTOM WORK. REPAIRING : NEATLY DONE. & First Co., FRW And a BF Work eqmplete ever compiled tory. WALKER in Views a Ete. Ba ;Ag AE L "HOTEL ox | HOUSE. eee Subscriptions taken for all Salt Lake, — | San Francisco ard Foreign Newspapers Magazines of the for this Terri- NAMES! Dealer THE. CONTINENTA UTau, work and Stationer, AT and Periodicals. THE WHITE HOUSE. It is full of INFoRMATION. STATISTICS! ‘ OF THEATRE Photographs of notable eee Creare IN Street, WEST ge aE ROBERT SHELTON, Well Bound, PousLisHeD is the most kind Sonth DOORS Newsdealer, Only Directory MAIN OCCUPATIONS! wants of the SKETCHES! — TREATISES! NEWS! RECORDS! Facts and Prices. J. l. GRAHAM & Co, BUILDING. Best the DATA! the Figures. STREET. — FOR Times SALE JAMES and City can rate Best Meats be obtained at of $2.00 $3.00, AT DEXTER STABLES. Half Block West of WalKer Bros. THE | os a *BY. oc DW YER. in per day, > Printing © Oi AND Rooms A. PODLECH & COG J K. MORRILL, ——— > EMPORIUM d, SANS Valuable presses can Moderate 3 Boot & Shoe Maker, PUBLISHERS: |, FBICELLENT PRINTING, 49° Pages. At it pleas- give full satis- to heretofore, I'll make down and W. 1879-80. A. EveER than ever and will make it a| as selected we ROAD, } WITH UNEQUALLED FACILITIES STATE Ww GAZETTEER Office < ON - Come TAH DIRECTOR THE Hick | Spust Miles 2andua ant for you, AND THE REED, THE CLUB HOUSE > & Co -— FAIL TO & AT ap- HARBIS) FISHING TACKLE Next COMMERCIAL “7G""s = = ee most the in proved manner by NEWMAN | aa |); = ‘ cates merit, DRINKS! mixed Drinks Fancy viatable | SUMMER at reasonable prices. | a certainly BEST IRINKS! FINEST WINES! 200 YARD RANGE get. Good sport : by all who have usedit. 9 | C2 It is is and both Rirs axd Creedmoor Tar- 5 very highly recommended i | and a reduced is | - writing HEUSSER, (Successor to Heusser Brothers. , Sass —_ The Soda Water from ence oyster in any part promptly delivered with CARRIAGES, JAKE mate, she vowed that all the men in the worid were not worth Adam. Goliah was a man. He was bigger than any man, but he couldn’t stand so many slings. A fop is a man who is ashamed of his sex, and attempts te conceal the fact that heisaman. Keep your ‘‘dexter optic’’ upon him. : Bock. KimBaLL Oppostte Gocds | ertreet, South First SUITS, Ete,, PRICE’S, L. w. FURNITURE, © ve TRY IT. HOOTNG CMLRY ting s MADE EASY. | ee Pursuitin this case is said to be sweeter than possession, After Eve got acquainted with her s CARPETS. OF LINE FULL ————_— AND GAME POULTRY AT A SPECIALTY He FOR.. = UPHOLSTERY, This is a feeling subject, ed with but little DEPOT Eitc., —— ee PR ESF H TRO UT DAILY. Street. BABY a oper ee ee South ae discontent_ the house, but he had to cook his’ sup- Concealment er ae Blinds, Cornices and Curtains ats Wall Paper, Feathers, Mattrasses, | of Eden, Ne ee PARLOR For a while he knocked around the Garden ee ee GENERAL weatler. Adam had a monopoly, but he could . not be happy without someone to crow over. a eee eS Al essay on man: Man was made in dry He was made of dust. Quite a number have from their creation; dry. It’s a man’snature to ed." ere HENRY. D INWOODEY, TIMES. 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