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Show a SALT : LAKE TIMES. | to Published By Daily J.C. GRAHAM & CO. Amusement. DAN Fe se OCT. 3. To-Morrow.—The theatre will be opened tomorrow night by Jas. A. Herne and company in ‘Rip Van Winkle’’ and a jolly comedy. Don’t you forgetit. The series now about to be given will include some of the best reigning attractions and _ will undoubtedly draw well. The Box Office will be open for the sale of reserved seats to-morrow, Secure your places ear- eo A negro boy was driving South a mule C street the other day, when on the animal stopped and refused to budge. ‘*Feel _ **Won’t go, eh?’’ said the boy. grand, dont’ you? I s’pose you forgot your fadder was a jackass.’’ One of our respected readers hitherto a patern of docility, tractibility and modesty, has suddenly so far forgotten himself as to sit down and deliberately, knowicgly, wilfully and with malice aforethought, and send to this offico the following chapter on flies: You can sometime catch a base ball on a fly. The most irritating fly is the Spanish Fan? is - ‘‘Fly, proud bird of free- oh 9 Bry OT, a of America;’’ but after gently reading them up.in the journals of opposite political faiths, he conte to the conclusion that we had none at present, and never had more than one or two in our history as a nation, awd he could not find out just who they were, A man was recently married down Texas, and we infer from the dom,’’ Some people employ the blind to keep flies out of the room. You can draw a fly “quicker with a drop of molasses than a crayon. I have often seen flies hand cuffed. The spider is the only creature which invites the fiy co the parlor. The only popular fly—‘‘shoo fly.” f | Flies are like rivers. They are often damned. : A conjugal quatrel is a prompter of -hair-flies. Stage flies are painted. A fly is conservative in his reading; he always sticks to his own paper. Butchers and grocers exhibit flies in their windows. | he You can't drown a fiy in the milk of human kindness. 7 Sam Davis thinks he’s a fly boy. The Nevada Bank ho-bung is a fly up the cheek. "ag? ange And we all know that the letter fly is a youthful pastime. —_—— ————> = < a ee variety and latest styles at EATEST VISITING CARDS IN the city can be had at low prices at the Times Orricr. Many styles. OFICHE I will BorTrrTLeEs. BOK pay The PATBLY of 10 for ONK DoLua+. James doors south of the theatre. a pound of baby and aton of calico for half an hour, will hind them over to his down town and PRANCIS MURPHY & SON! en and most delectable consists | of .all Blo k. The Jobbing and Family trade are now offerded the choicest and purest of Imported and Domestic Wines, Liquers, Ales, Boers, prices. Cigars, ete., at with ae reduced & MURPHY, A Tl IN MADE ‘TO 103 Kimball ( the New strument ‘ l’ea Pot Store,’’ in thank- pocket; or for office use; manent office with Sitv Laxe Times. that is always complete and suitable for the wants of the family trade. Prices reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. writing week FANCY GLASS to be found without try it. Vor sale being refilled. by Agents only. ne mixed ready for use. to the Doors JAMES, 3 Gas and Steam Fitter. Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, Aud h»ving a large steck of Plumbing Mate ri al en hand. he is new prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PilVATE BUILDINS. and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. . Pumps | Repaired. pel A!l Work Guarenteed.. Offlice and Workshop, West Temple St, Opposite City Market. HOOTING GALLERY ———$$—$— i ee TO JAKE HEUS to Heusser SER, Bros.) 200 YARD RANGE and both Ring ard Creedmoor Tar- in get. Good sport at reasonable prices. IN See STOCK FIRST SOUTH STREET. The Ladies of Salt Lake and Vicinity lowest living figures. G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, 33 First South St. Two —————————— has got a reduced fheir advertisement. The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MATERIALS. In short the ‘‘Tea Pot Stcre’’ carries sa extensive stock and makes every legitimate effort. to secure trade; being prompt and careful in filling orders and putting everything down Street, Bank. (Successor Utah. = 7 The ‘'Tea Pot Store’’ has the agency for Utah of the celebrated ENAMEL PAINTS Deseret Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Lift and Dti Well PUMPS ana Extras Per- is OFF: CE—Main North and Dealer in Marble Slabs avd Wosh Basins , Water Closets, Copner and Zinc Rath Tubs, Black, Galvanized, Call and co » MADE EA SY. TE The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ offers inducements to the jobbing trade with a large and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGROCERIES. | The ‘“Tea Pot Store’’ has always kept the largest stock of WINDOW, PLATE and is will writea ing his many customers for their patronage, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following facts. The ‘“Tea Pot Store’’ carries a stocz of GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES GOULD, Respectfully announces that of a lead Public Notice.—The proprietor of the A. Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon Weber Coal Co. : : PLUMBER, TINNER, pen and inkstand in one piece, the size pencil to be carried in the +e > AgteMard satie ya ats sess 0. 00° 4 CAR LOAD RATES, Rock = Sprit ses aces wa ee 6.50 Witber ation fcc as, eee a LICENSED In- It Delivered....... sated a phe ate ees $6.50 per ton DAVID called testifled to by thousands. ROCK SPRINGS; a ‘‘“MACKINNON PEN,”’ is a pleas- ure as PROPRIETORS. well-known Berlin’ and all Work. stamp- 1am prepsred to make to order, A a? the AUER MRw. west of yairity new styles-and rich desizns of ingrain Carpets, superior to imported,a extreme1y low prices Call and select from an elegant variety of patterns at 103 Kimball Block, A. W. Gray. the BROS., & CO. DEN Vere itciccss cea $3.00 per ton PG SY ard Boe a ee Pico ee | W EBER, Delivered ice $8.00 per ton Ach YOR feo ne. eeetee Braap. 6s RED CANYON, NGRAIN CARPETS erd r by A. W. Gray, Summer WALKER IONEER FANCY STORE. B. S. Long, a few doors Theatre, has in stock a splendid of ready made Faney Goods, Wool, Splints, i-eads, Braids, other material for ladies Faney A large assortment of patterns for MYENDER! JUICY! FRESH! SUCH are the joints kept by the popular meat dealer, W. H, tetersen, a few doors west of Kimball & Lawrence’s. Give your order to Petersen. the batcher, tell— ing him in plain English what you want, and we give our word for it that you get the sweete-t~ and daintiest steaks and joints to be feund in the market. 80 early. It is certainly platable g and its popularity indi- | cates merit, REDUCTION IN COAL! ing in embroidery and braiding. walk around the billiard table until 2 o’elock in the morning, and then ke astonished because the other man wants togco home coolest by all who have used it. 3 \ ILSON’S. TABLET CASE aND Blot.or. Every Business Man should have one. 75 and 90 cents each at this _ othice. Note and Letter size. walked up and down the room with ten go very highly recommended | ARD CASES. WITH 50 FINEST vi iting cards printed with name for vo cents at Times OFsick. ‘The correct “Man is fearfully and wonderfuily made,’’ and probably the mysteries of the human frame will not be understood fortwo or three centuries. A man who will be tired to death and feel his faltering legs give way under him in utter exhaustion after he has and The Soda Water from coda Springs, Idaho, is } Sterling, two local] paper gives of the wedding, that thing he was an intimate friend of the editor | (NEHA PUT -BRAND OF “THA: IN The journal remarks: “2 |b. Packages-is the best Tea put ‘‘We would have profered giving our up for the family trade. Sold by G. F. Culmer, 33 First South Street. readers an account of his hanging, but OTICE, ALL COUGH SYRUP this is a world of disappointment. How- aL _purporting to. be Koeky Mountain ever, we hope to make our readers hap- Cough Syrup and not bearing the name pier the next time we have occasion to of W. H. Culmer onthe wrapper is not genuine and the publie is warned against print anything concerning this man.,”’ its use. wife, | DAYS: cash for all kinds oNnLY place where bush+ls of good dry kindling wood is sold in notice men In full Day & Co. dili- beverages, which latest novelties. when he says, A EMORESTSUMMER PATTERNS ‘The Horses.’’ Flies are always on hand early in the .- morning. You have seen akite fly. Some flies are always in jail, Longfellow speaks of afly as a_ bird ee ee Se es pea ize Teg I ae - on The Latin name for a certain kind of fly is Tamus flugit. The fly isan author. See: ‘‘Flies on ents, pteSy get out a series of papers gone to their EKastcrn home, b.t Auer & Murphy are always to be found at their elezant ‘*Occidental,’* dispensing the You can always in this season of the year find flies on toasts at the restaur- gtd Saas — A writer recently set himself at work The great temperance reformers have aly, x Se —~ lye. > = Great Men And circulates gratuitously throughont the city in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. House Programme foo tbe SALT LAKE THEATRE and other piaces of yom | can have their Corsets made to order by calling at the above establishment. FIT GUARANTEED, First Class Work and Prices Reasonab!e’ A LARGE LoT OF CTOLSId S03 — AND FISHING TACKLE, Next Door South of Wells, Fargo & Co. / fo |