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FOR MEN than The first two years of aman’s life: he is generally boss of the house From that time forward it isa struggle, until by marriage he surrenders unconditionally, on the pleg of ‘‘business CATES... | : i hot drinks, for ‘OCCIDENTAL - is the bes; piLOW CASES, all SIZES and STYLES| SALT LAKE CITY breeding in A man’s good security against other people’sill DeajJer company.’ the delicious and have Manufacturer! we TENS SAA breakfasts at our house when WES re- = to > invited ‘* Well I guess not,”’ have mighty good —— in the morning he was main at breakfast. he replied, ‘‘we On = a-ising neighbor's. eee slept out ata == limited to be ————— An abundance of guests and lodging rooms caused Jimmie G. F. CULMER, DEC. 29 f om Moe Purchasing other piaces and LAKE PHEATRE of Amusement. 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