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Show SALT LAKE | TIMES. Published _ HOT TOM AND JERRY. Daily By J.C. GRAHAM & CO. And circulates gratuitously throughont the city n all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. House Programme fo: the SALT LAKE THEATRE and other piaces of Amusement. WEDNESDAY, - . he was COT, 22, ab-ut te purchase, rhen athought struck him. ‘Whita _ aoment, my good woman,’’ he said; ‘I ear these potatoes were picked on Sunlay.”’ ‘‘No, sir, they ‘eplied, “but to werd tell not.’’ the she trath, they rrew on Sunday.” — | the delicious hot drinks, for which the “OCCIDENTAL *’ has become noted. ee eee In a letter to his friends ‘“How mucha peck for potatoes?’’ sked a gentleman in the market on fonday morning. The price suited am, and | Auer &* Murphy are daily making all at §- Dr. De |REDUCTION IN COAL! Freye. Sufferers from special and chronc¢ diseases will be pleased to learn that Doctor De Freye, the well known speci: ralist. can now be consulted at the Continental Hotel (formerly the Townsend home, an 7 House), rooms 62 and 63. ‘The Doctor intelligent foreigner states that ‘‘when | invites all those whose diseases have a great man dies in the United States, been aggravated by the injudicious the first thing done, is to propose a treatment of pretenders or soi-disant fine statue in lis honor; part of the necessary next, money; to raise next, to forget to order any statue, and last, to wonder what became of the money, = The remark shows and elear judgment. close observation physicians to call on tion in all modern French, German, him. Consulta- languages: English, Sp2nish, Italian, etc. Office Hours—From 10 o’clock a.m. to 4 o’clock p.m., and from 6 to 8, p.m. Sundays, from 10 a m. till1 p.m. CONSULTATION FREE. There has long been great animosity betwe n Prince. Gortschakoff and the Grand Duke Constantine, the. Emperor of Russia’s brother, the commander. of — THE NEW ———ee boy,’ and who replied, ‘Be a good man, papa.’’ - It is easier for most people to ‘‘marry ind settle’’ than to ‘‘settle and marry A 6 Z a HOT TOM AND things in their way. They are the breathing spells of existance, ~They should be continued three or four days = the country,”’ JERRY And Genuine Irish, Secteh, Rum and ee (N ther hot punches, at the “ OCCIDENLAL.’ 2s “I meant to have -— ole,’’ saida es toll you gentleman to of a that friend, C ho, walking in his garden, stumbled ‘‘No matter,’’ said mI ito a pit of water. 16 friend, ‘‘I have found it.’’ dowd, m; \i@ miner. ‘‘Eversinee I got a kick om a mule that knocked my teeth out, “ lest prevaricate a good deal ”’ The proprietor of a young ademy in Illinois has Z s business by O causing a large number ladies’ utterly ruined to be inserted of papers a picture of | 4 @ building. with two girls standing | Zi. the baleony with last: year’s hats” on | , M eir heads. Z J. i. end never opened his mouth without Write for —~<¢ Circulars. @& Utah Ba : | “A horse! a horse! my Kingdom for a rse!’’ cried a celebrated | _Nouldn’ta jackass do fe as: well?’’ in of winding the bobbir is admirable,while its self setting needle, self threading shuttle and absence of |: springs and cogs render it both simple ‘and durable. Be sure to see it and its O. H. RIGGS, Agent, Salt Lake City. Red wees soos dbdaeoedeeuscweuass $6.50 Canyon......... i dgae taba sewewenins =F $5.50 | A. GOULD, Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon Weber Coal Co. Two Street, and Doors Deseret Bank. DAVID JAMES, PLUMBER, TENNER, LICENSED Gas and Steam Fitter. Respectfully announces that Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, And having a large stock of Plumbing Materi al on hand, be is now prepared to LAY PIPES IN PUBLIC AND WATER PKIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins, Water Closets, Coprer and Zinc Bath Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and fittings for same. Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Well PUMPS and Extras. Pumps Repaired. Lift and Drive All Work Guarenteed. Offlice and Workshop, West Temple St. Opposite City Market. T.E. HARPER, — Opposite Herald Office _—_ Public Notice.—The proprietor of the well-known ‘‘'l’ea Pot Store,’’ in thank- ing his many customers for their patrooage, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following facts: The **Tea Pot Store’’ carries a stock of GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES that is always complete and suitabie for the wants of the family trade. Prices reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. The ‘‘T’ea Pot Store’’ offers inducements to the jobbing‘trade with a large and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGROCERIES. The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’ has always kept FANCY GLASS to be found in Utah. stock of PAINTERS’ and N ( New strument In- 5 the ‘‘“MACKINNON PEN,”’ is a pleas- pen ITI the W ure as Pp itting his foot into it, on being called ‘The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ has the agency ion to apologize, ‘said he was .very for Utah of ‘the celebrated ENAMEL See try, but when he made the assertion, PAINTS mixed ready for use. their advertisement. | did not notice the size of his friend’s The “Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full st. The new manner with aero his and Spriteeic,.c-cewcetss<c-sconce senmeae=t $6.50 W eber....sccee- ai - TOWNSEND, Taxidermist, ee Fumeke appearance and general advantin-. elegant ages will make you its friend. the largest stock of WINDOW, PLATE ' The gentleman who asserted that SS ruralize, ths ines. ‘‘Can’t help it, jedge.’’ answered IB, ‘“‘Then you don’t manufacturers have kept that fact in view und have striven to procure a maebine which would fully incorporate althese requirements, and the NEW VICI TOR certainly is a flattering success, for it 1s nearly noiseless and very light running and has a very high rate of speed. dulge in much city life?’’ remarked a friend. Scarletrose. contemplated the question fora moment, saw the point, and asked him to walk up to the bar and “Don’t prevaricate, sir,’’ thundered a olumbian judge to a witness from } ce SIAL ‘‘are good ’” in order to be beneficial. They are obChe first may be done by a propeity Jivion, sorrow-escapes, regulator s. They ie, but the other ‘cannot be ‘affected bring’a man’ back toa higher sense of vithcut property. honor, and fit him for better work. <A ee eee week’s spree is as good as a fortnight in Q HS rubbing his nose reflectively, Delivered .....0:. c.s2ssse00 eeveeee PO .UU per ton OFFICE—Main VICTOR SEWING MACHINE good + Or SPRINGS, Re YUT Csaba Ais ne, sitin dae $7.20 3 NE ee | ton per $8.00 cops: WGI VELOC a coaacarcsevssenivaas Pat: NV ATG.=..c cette: EE S280. S7.25 et RED CANYON, Delivered....... Se eat cae bateeattens $6.50 per ton “Se s ese vanceastae: $6.00. AG Yard -..... sieabecr CAR LOAD RATES, North Observing on one A bright boy of five years—a coming the Russian navy. occasion recently the limping gait of the ausician—at 'l‘aunton, being enamored » vith the band music at the recent Chavcelor, who was suffering from his Jounty Fair, expressed a desire to learn chronic gout, the Grand Duke remarked aloud: ‘‘Alas, our diplomacy always oplay. ‘‘All right,’’ says his grand. ‘ather; ‘‘but what would- you like to limps.’’ ‘‘Yes, your Highness, it has but one leg, the army, the fleet, as you a | learn?’’? ~~ or “Well,” meditatively, well know, is of no help to it,’’ was the think I will learn to play the duet.” If you are in need of a really excellent ready reply. | assistant, nothing is more Welcome to the A fair retort, that-of* the little: fourThe Eureka Leader is responsible for busy housewife or contributes. more to year-old, wh -se father, oa bidding him the comfort of home than a simple, quiet this: ‘‘Sprees,’’ said Mr. Scarletnose, and light running Sewing Machine. The 300d-by in the morning, said to him, a ROCK testifled to by thousands. and inkstand in one of a lead pencil to be without It is carried in the will write a being refilled. Call and try it. For sale by Agents only. Permanent office with SaLtT Laxe Times. ne » MADE EASY. writing an extensive stock and makes every le- gitimate’ effort to secure trade; being ‘| prompt and careful in filling orders and red an affected young man, rising in P putting everything down to the lowest seat. “Yea ™ triumphantly living figures. ex-imed the actor, “Just wep this way, G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, 35 First South St. | | «He sat FRR SOUTH can have der STREET. Lake and Vicinity their Corsets made to or- by calling at the above establishment. First FIT Chass GUARANTEED, Work and Crices Reasonable. FALL & WINTER JOOS. My Barge and Well Stock of is Se'ected French, English and Scetch That was good advice man gave his sons: which ‘“Boys, an don’t’ ever specerlate or wait for something old you to turnup. You might just as well sit down in the middle of a medder with a pail ’twixt your legsand wait fora cow tu back up to you and be milked.”’ GLAZIERS’ ‘| MATERIALS. In -hort. the ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries FIRST The Ladies of Salt piece, the size pocket; or for office use; week called SULTIN GS. French and English DOESKINS & BROABCLOTHS Together with a fine assortment of AMERICAN GOODS, Will enable my customers tz select A professor who stated that one cannot taste in the dark, as nature intends us to see our food, was nearly floored by a pupil, who asked, ‘‘How about a blind man’s dinner?’’ But he recovered himself by answering: ‘‘Nature, sir, has provided him with eye-teeth.’’ ELEGANT SUITINGS! Call and see them, Styles and Fit Guaranteed. S. JOHANSON, Romney Block. |