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Show i “SALT LAKE TIMES, & Auer & Murphy are daily making all House Progr2mme CO. LAKE THEATRE of Amusement. FRIDAY, fea and . tbe - This year is walk OCT. 24: train of a next yea A man cannot help being contented with his lot when he’s buried in it. he always gets insolate. they don’t stop pony will drinking soon be the whisky only if the Indian left. av Elmira, No ¥.<eot a re- volver-cartridge in his nose, and it wouldn’t come out uniil his mother boxed his ears. Concussion is a big thing sometimes. A man at Center died of remorse for forty-three years never in a hurry to Yes, a Point, Ia., has just a crime- committed ago. Remorse is kill a man, Michigan woman prize at the National won Archery the Tourna- a ao “2 «<> ™i to 600 yards =—_tts 2 other hot punches, Rum the tears Saratoga, in the ‘‘the calls the roof of home. Racine built a smudge to drive the mosquitos away, read a dime novel while and then it burned an + - $800 house. It is said that Mississipi tional banks, but she had no na- makes up partly for it by a five-legeed colt and who has murdered three wives. a man An exchange reporter saw and heard what follows: They walked out of the theatre armin a princess, opening flower, arm. She was as and prettier ‘he long, dainty than soft, an white feather hung gracefully to her shoulder, and her long, delicale, slender hand held a sumptuous fan. He _ looked pretty spoony himself, but he felt good. ‘*How did you like he faintly inquired, the and theatre, pet?’’ the delicious little angel looked up into his face; and while the gas beams lighted up the bit of court plaster on her chin, replied: “‘Tt’s the boss iy “Why do of butter big the , for five the whole for : what Joseph would subjects to the “a Write for ~< Circulars. @ women marry?” is the by Gas and Steam Fitter. Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Lift Well PUMPS and Extras. ; Pumps De Freye. the well known speci. alist. can now be consulted at the Con- tinental Hotel (formerly the Townsend House), rooms 62 and 63. The Doctor invites all those whose diseases have been aggravated of by the pretenders injudicious or soi-disant German, Sp2nish, Italian, 10 o’clock CONSULTATION etc. a.m. 4 o'clock p.m., and from 6 to 8, Sundays, from 10 am. till1l p.m. ey BE SURE to p.m. and Drive Repaired. . All Work Guarenteed. &t. TO a We INS VV WIiGTOR The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries a stock of GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES that is always complete and suitabie for the wants of the family trade. Prices reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. ~ SEWING MACHINE it. If you are in need of a really excellent assistant, nothing is more welcome to the busy housewife or contributes. more io the comfort of home than a simple, quiet and light running Sewing Machine. The manufacturers have kept that fact in view «nd have striven to procure a machine which would fully incorporate althese requirements, and the NEW VICl TOK certainly is a flattering success, for it is nearly noiseless and very ning and has a very The new manner high light run- rate of speed. of winding the bobbir is admirable,while its self setting needle, self threading springs and cogs shuttle and render it nn absence of both Ed ee gy ag re Thee Weve Sy 5 simple and durable. Be sure to see it and its elegant appearance and general advantages will make you its friend. QO. H. RIGGS, Agent, Salt Lake City. Opposite Herald Office eeeen ey ne LOCA % wa: On a ee “ Sh : H ps fi y RZ RS gS FIRST cab SOUTH have der SEE ‘‘'l'ea Pot Store,’’ in thank- pat- T.E. HARPER, Lee csBS The Ladies of Salt FREE. —_———— advertisement. PLUMBER, TINNER, Office and Workshop, West Temple Sufferers from special and chronic diseases will be pleased to learn that Utah The **Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MATERIALS. In short the ‘‘fea Pot Store’’ carries an extensive stock and makes every legitimate effort to secure trade; being prompt and careful in filling orders and putting everything down to the lowest living figures. G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, 33 First South St. LICENSED Dealir in Marble Slabs ard Wash Basins, Water Closets, Cop: er and Zinc Rath Tubs, Black, Galvanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. ronage, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following facts: their ‘DAVID JAmES, reasons. Once in a while dear P, P. a woman marries, and the young man, too, in the same instance, because— well, because society rather demands Dr. of The ‘T’ea Pot Store’’ has the agency for Utah of the celebrated ENAMEL PAINTS mixed ready for use. See Doors Opposite City Market. In The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ offers inducements to the jobbing trade with a large and freshstock of WHOLESALEGROCERIES. The ‘*Tea Pot Store’’ has always kept the large-t stock of WINDOW, PLATE and FANCY GLASS to be found in Utah. Two Street, Bank. Aud h*ving a large stock of Plumbing Materi al on hand. he is ncw prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PKIVATE BUILDINS. Why Well, Office Hours—From for their Deseret do they? repeats for a variety of discussion > customers North Respectfully announces that $ Public Notice.—The proprietor of the well-known OFFICE—Main Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, French, TOWNSEND, Taxidermist, ! Payson, Coal Co. Weber poke it, like. in region ‘‘Pinafore,’’ under Pioneer Press, the Hawkeye.’ language, hills.’’ CANYON, RED the question treatment ing his many A womanat of physicians to call on him. Consultation in all modern Janguages: English, her house, out comic papersdo fun at? and he goes for up, ' When the rocket goes the patients Doctor De Freye, English region ] usband home at nights by. firing a sk. ~ from the WEBER, CAR LOAD.RATES, .....ccccssesecsseceess vovensnn’ $6.50 Springs Rock oe OE aS iio core coe r bog see Webe Adversity has its uses, The man nee cuasipaeea lcwks duh ....... Canyon.. Red who is vever sick never knows how A. GOULD, ; good itis to have a troop of friends Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon and Cook, and Ben Butler, ofa A Boston child remarked, after gazing earnestly ata man who was bald, but had heavy whiskers: “His head was put on upside down, wasn’t it?”’ ———— Len Me., some- The proverbs didn’t how it didn’t sell. mix with stomach bitters. Ifit wasn’t at the “OCCIDEN- Portland, Delivered......- ee el es pee $6.50 per ton ‘° at Yard nbn aa E Bites igcaeteees $6.00 adding into his seat at the resturant and murmured: ‘‘Hot wether!’’ and his neighbor said, ‘‘Cold mutton.’’ A = disposal, How men’s tastes differ! One dropped J. LL. A wife at tisement of business houses, but season through. big bil!s. TAL.’’ as for plain Englishit means Irish, Sectch, oosens $8.00 per ton soemen Deliwenedlccncelacknesesn ie ccscn ones caceaeeen BTC Tt CAO oe three young widow.”’ means HOT TOM AND JERRY And Genuine rocket _— stones gudgeon, and marriage which he is fried, sae IK precious “When wiil this tramp nuisance end?’’ inquires the Jnter-Ocean. Raise the siguts on your shot-gun It was a new idea that of an Iowa man who gotup 2 Bible with one of holy writ alternating with a page adver- A jeweler advertises that he has‘some bread and patch a pair of pants? aid then we'll make a prediction. temper- of rush in, sit down beside his aching head and tell him in the most solemn manner that his doctor has lost at least It is a noticeable fact that the man wh» has seen the sea-serpant states that its head is the size of a beer cask. A German poet says that a young girl isa fishine-rod; the eyes are the hook, the smile the bait, the lover the ment, but can she bake a loaf of good | her husband wil; lightening, because that ‘‘they sparkie like Aboy marry iid. Mrs. Jones says never be struck by and | He has promised to be will be ieap year. The number of Indians in Florida has FV A Nebraska belle is engaged to a Mr. Lemon. her Lemon year; been reduced to 295 anda pony; S>ETE +o» Why is a young lady forsaken by her lover like a deadly weapon? Because she is a cutlass. : = “i ROCK SPRINGS, ~ ton per WDE] VOTCG cicecscus se-cnvase nes syeoeet5.00 oe aeusteeoneees OTe GV OTG ss A water course—A series ance leccures. SALT other piaces Sweeping conclusion—The lady’s dress. fiddle, the delicious hot drinks, for which the "OCCIDENTAL ’’ has become noted. And circulates gratuitously throughont the city in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. first the of Leading strings—Those —_. GRAHAM HOT TOM AND JERRY. — By J.C. REDUCTION IN COAL ! oo SitReeeims Lake their Corsets by calling at and Vicinity made the to or- above establishment. FIT First Class GUARANTEED, Work and? °rices Reasonable. FALL & WINTER GOO My Large DS: and Well Stock of Selected French, English and Sestch SULPTIN SS. French and English DOESKINS & BROADCLOTHS. Together with a fine assortment of AMERICAN GOODS, Will enable my customers tz select ELEGANT SUITINGS Call and see them. Styles and Fit Guaranteed. S. JOHANSON, Romney Block. |