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Show ‘SALT LAKE TIMES. Published By J.C. And HOT TOM AND JERRY. Auer & Murphy are daily meking all Daily GRAHAM & the delicious hot drinks, for which the ‘OCCIDENTAL ’’ has become noted. CO. circulates gratuitously throughont the city THORSEAY, = 30 © from Lamoille, OCT. 24, of Kentucky imitates the crow.ng ofa cock so remarkably well that the sun on several occasions has sen two hours «a‘iier by mistake. A damsel applied fora place behind a counter, ‘‘What clerical experience have you?’’ asked the man of drygoods. ‘Very little,’’ she said with a blush, ‘for I only joined the church last week.’”’ Philosophy of life.—A very rich man said, ‘‘I worked like a slave till I was forty to make my fortune, and I’ve been watching it like a detective ever since for my lodging, food, and clothes,’’ Mrs. Partington, I] proverb, ‘‘A soft in illustration of the answer turneth away wrath,’’ says that ‘‘it is better to speak paregorically of a person thanto be all = the time flinging epitaphs.’’ author, has a young son who will make his mark in the world if across the hall and struck Campbell, —-__ a ae AWS =a 4 rk ae ' DI -ae SinhHist NICO MOO l., suicide, and a bull suddenly gives chase the chances are that he will life. run for his | ob HOT TOM AND JERRY And Genuine Irish, Sectch, Rum and other hot punches, at the “OCCIDENea. dramatic he lives long Theother day Mr Campbell found him in an attic of his residence, near Philadelphia, putting the finishing touches upon a new play which he had written upon four pages of foolscap. The drama was entitled ‘‘The Innocent Boy,’’ by the author of ‘‘“My Nephew Sam.’’ ‘‘Where is ‘‘My Nephew Sam?’’ asked the father. ‘‘Why, pa, I haven’t written it yet,’’ Young Hopeful. was the response of rt her dauzhter off the was afraid the Tuscarora cramps, in a clubhouse. At nine mer ulster and discloses a dr ess One of the players—Hullo! rigged out under full sail and candles lighted. What is it, old suit. Gus is all the fellow? Augustus— Oh, I heve been to make my party call on Miss Banker. She wasn't af home so [left my pasteboard Thirteen young men drop their cues, seize their hats, remark ‘‘that’s the racket for me,’’ and slide off to Beacon street. At eleven o’clock Miss and stocd of thirteen young men have made their party call trouble of dressing or the expense ofa she In less than two benches and looked at De Freye. alist. can now be consulted at the Continental Hotel (formerly the Townsend House), rooms 62 and 63. ‘The Doctor invites all those whose diseases have been aggravated by the injudicious treatment of pretenders or soi-disant physicians to call on him. Consulta- tion in all modern languages: Hnglish, French, German, Sp2nish, Italian, etc. Office Hours—From 10 o’clock a.m. to 4 o’clock p.m., and from 6 to 8, (EEE TO INE Weber Coal Co. OFFICE—Main North Deseret Two Street, Doors Bank. DAVID JAMES, PLUMBER, TENNER, Gas and Steam Respectfully Fitter. announces that Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, Aud h»ving a large stock of Plumbing Materi al on hand, be is now prepared to LAY PIPES IN PUBLIC WATER AND PKIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins, Closets, Coprer and Zinc Bath Tubs, Water Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same. Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Well PUMPS and Extras. Pumps Repaired. Lift and Drive All Work Guarenteed. Offlice and Workshop, West Temple CONSULTATION FREE. SURE suausncat hinge $a. 50 mcnn: suse scne GANWON cecne A. GOULD, Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon and p.m. Sundays, from 10 am. tilll p.m. Be bie ithe Gobaatiecun dawaeeumesesn $6.50 GR ic tke TRE LICENSED Sufferers from special and chronic diseases will be pleased to learn that Doctor De Freye, the well known speci: &t. Opposite City Market. SHiv TE tA VW S m9 WicTokK the To the kangaroo every year is a leap-' tack. year, on Dr. who without WY because them. Some oi the girls hid their heads and said:they wanted to go home, Banker gets home, finds fourteen cards and says: ‘‘How funny that all the boys should have called this evening.’ At the same hour Augustus receives three ‘‘smiles’’ and ten cigars, the grateful the to call minutes a!l the other dancers hauled off o’clock. Enter Augustus, who removes his sum- basket. cee aeenes $8.00 per ton ces sosses Delivered ssc ress cave nves castes $7.25 AG OY Br. het lady under a bench. where she lay and called to her husband to come and pick her up SPRINGS, knocked old would and ROCK MDELIVETICG c; cseccoecescecszs Berea $8.00 per ton EG oe ences sseucers secvsseeeee Pl e2O RON oy Be | WEBER, catch floor girl IN COAL ! REDUCTION RED CANYON, nas insane $6.50 per ton Delivered....... cai cLtatt sobs ears $6.00 WAG YAO? : <ccevcesdeeespeden CAR LOAD RATES, Rock Springs.......0c00..- covecsens canense= $6.50 an amidships who had just started Scence: The billiard-room of a fashionable offerings ~_2- “3 <r BO at nm Re we = gm eg Soh Wepane AS Z SEWING MACHINE| RS = She wore a Dolly when first we met; Varden garden, with posies thumping big the gay blonde like was set. bunch her skirts spread out from wall to wall and —§ J. tL. Taxidermist, Payson, em dusted for Circulars. ea Itis said that Pope was very small One day, when young and deformed, Lord Hyde was dispnting with him on some literary question, Pope said in a ‘ You try to argue, avd you do not even know what an in‘‘Pardon me,”’ terrogation point is.’’ said Lord Hyde; ‘it is a little figure, distorted and crooked, that sometimes puts disagreeable and impertinent questions.’’ The figure -was clearly drawn, Francisco Hotel Gazette says you never can calculate on women. A Berlin prima donna refused to sing recently because there was too much dust pi in the house, aud a California prima donna refused to sing because there was not enough ‘‘dust’’ in the honse. well known If you are in need assistant, nothing is busy housewife or the comfort of home of a really excellent more welcome to the contributes more to than a simple, quiet. and light running Sewing Machine. Public Notice.—The proprietor of the A timid Bostonian has married a lady whose weight verges c’ose ‘upon two hundred pounds. ‘‘My dear,’’ said he to her, ‘shall I help you over the fence?’’ “No,” says she to him, ‘help the fence.”’ 3 The’San $$ Write Utah ~~ or off the floor. scornful manner: TOWNSEND, A hair, OW]; she wore; a of when next we met, night her chip hat, ndon ee; the and came around here. Josh Billings suggests that if a man is on his way to the woods to commit caromed on a fellow and his girl from Carlin, and sent them against a barrel of lemonade, glanced Bartley enough. A native across the floor, knocked down a couple +O > in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. House Programme foo the SALT LAKE THEATRE and other piaces of Amusement. A Tuscarorer and Jady attended a ball at Elko and intrcduced a new metropolitandance. ‘Their dancing is thus described by the Independent: They flopy 61 ‘“'l'ea’ Pot Store,’’ in thank- ing his many customers for their patroaage, wishes to call the attention of the general public to the following facts: The *‘T’ea Pot Store’’ carries a stoci cf GENERAL FAMILY GROCERIES that is always complete and suitabie for the wants of the family trade. Prices reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. The manufacturers have kept that fact in view and have striven to procure a maehine which would fully incorporate althese requirements, and the NEW VICI TOR certainly is a flattering success, for it is nearly noiseless and very light running and has a very high rate of speed. The new manner of winding the bobbir is admirable,while its self setting needle, self threading shuttle and absence of springs and cogs render it both PLATE W for the PAINTS of the mixed celebrated ready for ENAMEL use. See their advertisement. The ‘"Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MATERIALS. In short the ‘‘Tea Pot Stere’’ carries an extensive stock and makes every le- citimate effort to secure trade; being prompt and careful in filling orders and putting everything down to living figures. | G. F. CULMER, the lowest Propriecor, 33 First South cau have’ der First R TI NG with the New In- strument = galled ‘‘MACKINNCN PEN,”’ is a pleas- is pen and inkstand in one piece, the size ure as of a lead pocket; week try it. It testifled to by thousands. or pencil to for office without be carried use; being refilled. in the will write a Call and For sale by Agents only. Per- manent office with Siu, Lake Times, ‘" MADE EASY. St. | writing is STREET. Lake and Vicinity their Corsets made to or- by calling at the above establishment. GUARANTEED, Work and Prices Reasonable. FIT Class FALL & WINTER © GOODS My Large and Well Stock of Selecied French, English and Scotch SvUuolTrinNnces. French and and FANCY GLASS to be found in Utah. : The ‘Tea Pot Store’’ has the agency Utah SOUTH The Ladies of Salt simple and durable. Be sure to see it and its elegant appearance and general advant- The ‘‘Tea Pot Store’’ offers induce- ages will make-you its friend. ments to the jobbing trade with a large O. H. RIGGS, and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGROAgent, Salt Lake City. CERIES. Opposite Herald Office The ‘‘Tea Pot Store”’ has always kept : the large-t stock of WINDOW, gS FIRST English DOESKINS & BROADCLOTHS Together with a fine assortment of AMERICAN GCODS, Will enable my customers tz select ELEGANT SUITINGS I Call and-see them. Styles and Fit Guaranteed.. S. JOHANSON, Romney Block. |