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Show SALT LAKE IES, elie COT. 18. more sea? Because it has such powerful, The sea. the Why? ‘Stolen fruits,may be the sweetest,’ ‘An’ how can a small fire be great?’’ ° There is one striking resemblance between farmers and their poultry. Both delight in full crops. The love of society is the choice of our .natural, but company is a matter of virtue and prudence. Many a person who exelaims, at my wits’ ends,’’ doesn’t ‘“‘I am seem ts be conscious that his wits’ ends scarcely extend farther from his skull than the horns of a snail. “Ah!” said Gortschakoff, “I wish th Englisch had ‘also seized the Red Sea for [’m sure Beaconsfield would hive been abthe bottom of it.’’ A spendthrift says he found out covering bis didn’t keep it stormed. house with that mortgages from~leaking when it os >> ‘HOT TOM AND JERRY Aud Genuine Irish, Sectch, foher hot punches, nt Rum and at the “OCCIDEN- gree ~~ eg nw rey nsec ths vse Veet a A oe, oe) eae! pon a el mer tee manne eee Some of the poll-parrots on fall bonnets look natural enough to ask for a Auer & Murphy are daily making all: the delicious hot drinks, for which the cracker, ‘ OCCIDENTAL ” has become noted.. ~ When aman has fothing but a few 4m broken teeth in his mouth, can he prop‘“‘Never leave what you undertake erly be styled a stump speaker? until you can reach your arms around ‘‘Why do guns burst?’’ asks a conit and clinch your hands on the othe! temporary, and then devotes nearly a side,’’ says a recently published book ‘column to answering the question. Guns foryoung men. Very good advice; but burst, saysthe St. Louis Post, decause what if she screams? . powder is pat into them. You might a lot of muscles. ‘Build a small grate fire!’’ exclaimed the servant girl. wee years, and powder feelings with any such taffy as that. railroad officials for his frequent appli. cation for free passes upon one pretext Woman continues enigmatical. When she gets hot, she runs at her husband's nose, but when she gets cold she runs a} her own The language of postage stamps, instead of flowers, has just been invented. ‘Thus, wnén a postage stamp is placed upside down on the left corner of a let- ter, it means ‘‘I love you;’”inthe same erosswise, ‘‘My heart is anothers’;’' straight. up and down, ‘‘Good-bye, sweetheart, good-bye;’’ upside down in right hand corner; “Write no more;”’ in the center at the top ‘-Yes;’’ opposite at the bottom, ‘‘No;’’ on the right hand corner at aright angle, ‘‘Do you love me?’’ in the left hand corner, ‘‘I hate you;’’ top corner on the right, ‘‘I. wish your friendship;’’ bottom. on.the left, ‘I seek your acquaintance;’’ on a line with the surname, ‘‘Accept my love;’’ the same upside down, ‘‘l. am engaged;”’’ at a right anglein same place,‘‘I long to see you;’” inthe middle -f the right this city, who is not well far known from by besides: ‘‘Mr. Blank, if you displayed one quarter of the zeal im the conver sion of souls as you do in begging passes man-who woods was on his way to to commit by a bull, and suicide instead was of the the “T have a thought,’ said a young fop toagrim old lawyer, in the street, exclaimed the _ lawyer, \\ odd!’ ‘“‘stayright wheie you 2 port the accident to the police.’’ are, Alphonse Karr wittily said, and L’ll re_ touching the abolition of capital punishment for murder: *‘By all means, only. Jet mes_ sieurs the murderers give the. example, and cease to execute us.’’ The fact that ‘ virtue is its own reward’’ is perhaps the reason why people abandon it for Something that brings a more tangible recompense. General Grosvenor was. the © first speaker ata politicai meeting held at Rutland,. Ohio, the other night. “Fellow-citizens,’’ said General Gros-. venor, rising with difficulty, ‘‘I represent’ tne_ Republican party,”’ straightway fell from the platform. was put to bed. ms Cornjnice. Payron, for Circulars. Utah =e a Dr. De Sufferers Delivered wisiacdtees saat ees $8.00 per ton Freye. from special and chronic diseases will be pleased to learn that Doctor De Freye, the well known speci: alist. can now be consulted at the Continental Hotel (formerly the Townsend House), rooms 62 and 63: The Doctor invites all those whose diseases have been aggravated by the injudicious treatment of pretenders or soi-disant physicians to call on him. Consultatien in all modern languages: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, ete Office Hours—From 10 o’clock a.m. to 4 o'clock p.m., and from Sundays, from 10am. 6 to 8, p.m. tilll p.m. CONSULTATION oe and He VW FREE. ‘‘'l’ea Pot Store,’’ in thank- ing his many custome s for their patronage, wishes to cell the attention of the general public to the following facts. The *‘Tea Pot Store’’ carries a stock of GENERAL FAMILY GROVCERIES the Ti iy bp the New strument ‘‘MACKINNON In- called PEN,”’ is a pleas- testifled to by thousands. of a lead pencil pocket; or for week without try it. manent to be It office carried use; is in the will write a being refilled. Call and For sale by Agents only. office with Sitr At last WAD E is that is always complete and suitabie for the wants of the family trade. Prices. reasonable and satisfaction guranteed. | writing The “Tea Pot Store’’ otters induce- Laxe — Per- Times. EASY. and fresh stock of WHOLESALEGRO- CERIES. The ‘‘Tea Pot Store”? has always kept the large-t stockof WINDOW, PLATE° and FANCY GLASS to be found in Utah. ‘The ‘*Tea Pot Store’’ has the agency for Utah of the celebrated ENAMEL ready tor use. See their advertisement. c The ‘*Tea Pot Store’’ carries a full stock of PAINTERS’ and GLAZIERS’ MA'TERIALS. In -hort the ‘‘Tea Pot Store”’ carries an extensive stock and makes CAR Rock cece pease LOAD eee $6.00. RATES, Sprilgs vnc Weber. Red . ee $6.50 sae p idle ced ong Suni een aceon $6.50 CANYON carvskane colssesesscas conse $5.50 A. GOULD, Agent Rock Springs, Red Canyon and Weber Coal Co. OFF North CE—Main Deseret Street, Two Doors Bank. DAVID JAMES, every le- gitimate effort to secure trade; being prompt and careful in filling orders and putting everything down to the lowest living fignres.: G. F. CULMER, Propriecor, 33 First South St. TP E. te Gas and Steam Fitter, Respectfully announces that : Having been Awarded the Contract for Laying the City Water Pipes, Aud heving a large stock of Plumbing Materi al on hend, he is now prepared to LAY WATER PIPES IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE BUILDINS. Dealer in Marble Slabs and Wash Basins, Water Closets, Coprer and Zinc Bath Tubs, Black, Gal- vanized, and Hose Pipe and Fittings for same, Agent for RUMSEY’S Force, Well PUMPS and Extras, Pumps Repaired. Lift and Drive All Work Guarenteed. Offlice.and Workshop, West Temple &t. Opposite City Market. CLO OTIN t CALI HRY i gd ay JAKE HEUSSER, aa (Successor to Heusser Brothers.) Ry has got a reduced ch0 YARD RANGE: and both Rirg ard Creedmoor Tar- 4] get. > Good sport at reasonable prces. . Re ™N STOCK A LARGE LOT OF SS FIRST SOUTH The Ladies of Sait’ Lake can have der First TINWER, L ments to the jobbing trade with a large mixed fore Dchivered<..sscsatens o-ceme eee $6. 50 per ton AEN oro PLUMBER, pen and inkstand in one piece, the size Publis Notice.— The proprietor of the PAINTS? AG aT? te. fice. rc ccacaee see Bis20 RED CANYON, LICENSED —————————$—$$— R ure as +or- well-known ey ROCK SPRINGS, WEBER, -—— with attacked letting animal kill him, he made a splendid run for his life; and won the race.. “‘How Write REDUCTION IN COAL! MIT Chass by their Corsets STREET . and made calling at the establishment. Vicinity to or- above GuoUAnRAN ) BE Work andi%Prices Reasonable. AMMUNITION A FOWNSEND, ‘Kaxidermist, ta WILKER BROS. & (0. you would be the most successful minis- Deltvered: 7. ccs.0 taccecdee pecueaaes $8.00 per ton | ASE Ail iss cose ecc ene tatesens Die 2O sum ter in the State. —_—— : It is certainly platable i and its popularity on cates merit, the or another. He made application to a Superintendant notlong ago who declined.t) give the pass, and who said, aaa J. L. by all who have used it. | = A Kentucky paper’says: ‘‘Every honest Kentuckian will blush when he reads that two Harrison county men stood. up the other day and: fired ten shots at each other without any perceptible effect.’ | very highly recommended it of it, There is a clergyman «=The Soda Water from Soda Springs, Idaho, is out an apple-tree with-a big dog at the foot and he discovers that the apples are sour, you can’t patch up his wounded hand edge, ‘‘Write immediately.” <e. use a gun seven hundred but when the small boy finds himself up | wouldn’t burst if you kept | AND FISHING Next; Door South = ‘STONSIA SND is the or the rm SS _ Which earth 1604 _— HOT TOM AND JERRY, And circulates et throughont i city in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc. House Programme foo the SALT LAKE FHEATRE end other paces of Amutsemens?. SATURDAY, s 7 ACKLE of Wells Fargo & Co, . |