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Show — s Etec., expected dispute and contradiction, but no man said a word. repeated his story twice, exhibited his affidavits, and was rewarded by hearing one friend whisper to another; ) ‘‘Poor Blank! 4 wis in hopes he case of a very Two doors North of Wells, Fargo & Co’s. Wines Fine & Hot Liquors. JACOB heavy workont of a team. Moderate steady going is what counts in a day’s and long race, and the farmer’s race is a long one. It takes but a few hours, or even a few minutes, to so tax a horse that he is out cf fix for month’s. COMMERCIAL PRINTING. THE Times PROPRIETORS OF Printing THE Office (oe After ten years of active experience and gratifying success, have refitted their office with new and handsome types, borders, etc., of elegant and recent design. and trust that the merchants and business men of Utah An Itallian innkeeper confessed to a will continue the patronage that has priest, who asked him if he ever greased been received in the past. the teeth of his guest’s horses to prevent their eating. He replied that he had never done so, The next time he confessed that he had committed the act ‘‘Why,’’ said the priest for fine printing, we can turn out betseveral times. ter work than ever and will make it a “‘you told me the last time that you had point, as heretofore, to give full satis‘‘Holy father,’’ said faction. never doneit.’’ We import our own the inkeeper, ‘‘I did not know the trick UNEQUALLED FACILITIES STATIONERY then.’’ TENE ‘Tom, why did you not marry Lucy?” ‘Oh, she had a sort of Bes teues in her ‘‘A hesitaspeech, and so I left her.’’ selected sprcially forthe wants of the trade, and with good presses can that tion in her speech! I never heard of | ‘‘No, ken?” mista Are you not before. she if not at all, for when I asked her yes say to hesitated she me, have would and—so J eut her for another girl.” The undertaker gets his living where another man dies. t Thereis nothing made in vein, exeep s. some of the metal TURN OUT DON’T’ EMPORIUM BUILDING. 2anda half Miles STATE CcLusB South ROAD, scdiellindll ‘*Come down and ant for you. FAIL I’li make it pleas Ww. J. HOOPER, PURCHASE THE NE W TAH DIRECTOR Boot & Shoe Maker, GAZETTEER CUSTOM WORK. REPAIRING NEATLY DONE. For 2D. SPECIAL ATTENTION PAID TO. 1879-80. First Culmer FEW & Co, Soath DOORS WEST Newsdealer, Stationer, Neatly Printed and Work -AT oe Ever PosuisHkp IN Urtag, And is the most complete work of thet kind ever compiled for this Terri- tory. It is fu'l of INFoRMATION. STATISTICS! NAMES! OCCUPATIONS! TREATISES! SKETCHES! RECORIS! = NEWS! DATA! ae Oe I $3.00. A cE ‘HOTEL AND.wcce HOUSE. THE WHITE HOUSE, > MAIN Best R the City fez A. J rete 2 STREET. and Best an Meals in be obtained at B2.9)3 per PODLECH a dey, & CO. MORRILL, DEXTER STABLES. Half Block West ef WalKer Bros. eer JAMES DWYER. Views, Ete., Etc., Subscriptions taken tor all Salt Lake, San Francisco at:d Foreign Newspapers, rele and Periodicals. Figures. NAMES Dealer a THE. WALKER Only Directory a pediee THEATRE ene CONTINENTA Well Bound, IS THY Facts and OF and Photographs of notable This Valuable Street, ROBERT SHELTON, PUBLISHERS. Prices. it GRAMM SALOON. eine TO s, FEXCELLENT JPRINTING,|400 Page oni a At Moderate “76° “ON Season. Proprietor. ALT, HL. One of New York’s principal brewer’s is shipping from 500 to 1,000 barrels of lager beer to Germany every month and he justifies the demand for it on the ground that he can produce beer than is manufactufed abroad. REED, f OR MEASURE. GLASS BEER BY THE in Drinks & f AT THE sunstroke, but you see how it is! How I do pity his poor wife and children.’’—Detro.! Free Press. Never try to get NEWMAN ap- et that Fancy Drinks mixed in the most proved manner by A L “a EY, G. L I ve DRINKS! aa would get over SUMMER es He Ww BO Theatre. Opp. HAGELL, BEST LRINES! FINEST WINES! had three additional affidavits that the scale was correct. ‘hus armed in the cause of truth he came home and made his statement to a crowd of his friends, He CREAM. ICE Lunch put up for Travelers. ‘SdVIIS CALMOdMT he SUMMER DRINKS BOTTLED AND OW DAAUGHT. oe aM 12 to 2 p. m. HAM, HOT MEAT FRUIT PIES. BOILED AND J. provoke winks and smiles, Last week a fisherman determined to put a stop to this practice, He caught a big fish and cut a pattern of itsexact size. Then he had five men at the Flats make affidavit that the fish weighed twenty-eight Retail. DINNERS. From Ete. Ete., CARPETS. GF LINE FULL HOT DESKS SCHOOL BEER Wholesale and CARRIAGES, © UPHOLSTERY, to discover that all his assertions only Then BABY iY ' CRONK ae SAS mR sels aves | i ia Mattrasses, 3 alia ie thirty pound muskallonge and he comes home pounds and six ounces esmea ir Wall Paper Feathers, Seek Flats. a SUITS, S Ta é anne eR atta Street, a Ease i. ay a PARLOR South Opposite KimBaLL Brock. Goods delivered promptly in any part of the city. Seu a PRICE’S, L. First our the W. tho Ls DAILY POULTRY AND GAME AT ASPECIALTY eos" ‘ Hi ; mee ei to throw in his line and haul out Mees memes “ up of DEPOT FOR.. yes htiS me ea nn a foremost citizens go one FISH, Street. South ee lrRres HW TROUT : es Ac! i es i But, let ew lt nN things than that. a ya}- i The man who goes fishing stands no chance at all with the man that stays at home. The latter can assert that he saw a runaway horse jump over four drays and land in a crockery. store without breaking a strap, and the listener simply scratches his head and replies that he doesn’t doubt it, as he has seew stranger aw ee sey Ae ES rata SO el aa oe eat $e ne Sahin ee —s-- tu ‘ be ro) WOVE First STE 7 Proprietors and Publishers. 72 and 7s 765, CO. | & the GRAHAM = DINWOODEY, u J.C. arts ames - ee ete ee HENRY eo wee nn rs TIMES. re Aiorepigie eee Se ea eret So LAKE oe LIVERY, "FEED., a ost BALE on ards —= |