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Show THE SALT LAKE TIMES. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 1 . 1890. j at the termination of the obnoxious laws. There is little in that of the spirit of tolerance as wo in this country understand it, and it seems rathsr as if he held tho alternative over tlio head of the party to either submit to his Imper-ious will or suffer the renewal of hostile measures against it. And he Is not the kind of man either who is likely to be swayed by policy as even Bismarck was. WHY SHOULD THBV HEJOICK? Bismarck's internal policy since his Ignominious surrender of the Kultur-Kamp- f that is, his war. upon the Catholic church' in Germany was marked by the repressive laws he de-signed especially for the socialists. We, in America, too often apply tho term socialists indiscriminately to anarchists, dynamiters and revolutionists alike, but in Germany the socialist propor is really not a harmful individual. Ho is represented in the Kelehsrath by such men as Bebel and Liebknteht, whose record is about as little revolutionary as that of O'Neill of Missouri, who sits in congress as a professed labor repre-sentative. Their demands are mild compared with tho rights inherent to every citizen of tho Uuited States, being mostly in . tho line of a more extensive suffrage and the right of a free press, free speech and free assemblage. These demands Bismarck who as chancellor was nothing if not autocratic and arbitrary, pvonouueed to be treasonable, and with the aid of a pliable majority and a submissive mas-to- r ho dictated the outrageous legisla-tion that made a German socialist prac-tically an outlaw in his own country. Today by virtue of limitation the socialist laws expire and the rejoicing thereat all through the em-pire is great. From this distance it appears to us tho rejoicing is premature. It is true the present emperor expresses at certain intervals a platouic sympathy for the socialistic, that is to say for the conservative labor movement, and it is this rock on which his affection for Prince Bismarck split, but when his couutenance helped to increase tho socialist party at the recent election he was much perturbed, while today every garrison iu his realm is under marching orders to prevent a peaceful demonstration by the socialists THE SALT LAKE TIMES. ByJLDAVW. TBI Tim ks Is published every evening (Sun-da- y excepted), and Is delivered by carriers In 6alt Lake City and Park City at 76 cents per month. Th Timbb eontains the full Associated Press report, and has special telegraph service cov-ering this entire region. Tub Tims Is entered at the postofflce In Silt Lake City (or transmission through the mails as necond class matter. Persons desiring Thb Times delivered at their fcouses can secure it by postal card order or through telephone, when delivery is Irregu-lar make Immediate complaint to this oftVe. Subscription to the Dally limes. (Always in advance.) jtmontha . (l 4'0n . 8 - .....7. MO ii 75 j Address fire 'fi'MB, Bait Lake City, Utah. Our Telephone Number, 481. AT THE SUMMER HOTEL. She came last ci(rht. But now we know-- So fluent her toniruc and fain How packed the beat was, and how slow, ' And how she wlshel she'd come by train i And that the wind o ik off her r at Throe times. An 1 that her appetite Han not been good of lato. but thqt She's fond clams. Siie came Hat night. We know her street, her number; a'.l About her neighbor.-- . And that sho Thinkssome of moving lutae fall. We know her uncle's salary, And how his house and barn are planned; We know her husband's welcht and height, The number of the c ollars and Size of his shoes. She came last night. We know about the cook sue sent Away ; how near her aunt once came To having smallpox, and what rent They pay. Wo know her maiden name, And how a friend of theirs .vas shot In the left and how tiaht Her cousin wears her or me. What . Shall we yet know. Siie came last night. Emma A. Ojl er in U'jM. If worry tends to shorten human life, the telephone as managed in this city is a perpetual menace to its subscribers. WHERE THE TIMES IS FOB SALE. Tbk salt Lakk Daily Thirs la for tale at the following places: BOTFIA Continental Hotel, White Home, Walker House, CUft House, Cullen House, Metropolitan Hotel. NKWS STANDS. Shaffer ft O'Connor's, SH Main street. V. M. McAllister, i " Margetts Hros 78 " Haybould's, 173 " C. H. Parsons, 14 " Bates & Kimball, Post Office, Park Olty. Hen Haymanson, llolse City, Idaho. Henry D. HIatchley, Caldwoll, Idaho. Felt 4 Olson. Provo. American Fork, Times Carrier. Harlialow Uros.. D. & K. (, and TJ.P. Trains. jrtrtrtial. . 07 JONES & CO., Bankers, 1C1 MAIN STREET. BOYS ORES AND EDLLION, Itall COMMERCIAL D9nr AD SAVINGS ' Salt Lake City. Capital...... $200,000 Surplus Fund 20,000 General Banking Business. Five per cent Interest paid on savings deposits Loans -- on Real Estate No. 23 and 24 E. First Sou fx WELLS.FARGO&CO'S Salt take City, - Utah Buys and soils oxohance, makes telegraphic transfers on the principal cities of the United States and Europe, and on all points on the Pacific Coast. Issues letters of credit available In the prla clpal cities of the world. Special attention given to the selling of ores Mid bullion. . Advances made on consignments at lowest Particular attention Riven to collections throughout Utah. Novada and adjoining terri-tories. Accounts solicited. correspondents: Wells, Faro ft Co Inaon Wells, Fargo & Co New Yor Maverick National Bank Boston First National Hank Omaha First National Hank Denver Merchants National Hank Clucairo Hoatmen's National Bank St. Louis Wells, Fargo &Co San Francisco 7. E. X300Ij"2r. James K. Bacon, Frank L. Holland, president. Cannier. Bank of-- Salt Lake. Salt Lake City, Utah. General Banking Business Transactei Interest Paid on Time Deposits. Exchange Bought and Sold. Honey to lend on Heal Estate from One to Five Years Time. Capital $800,009 : Surplus $17,090 DIEECTOES: F. II. Auerbacii, John J. Daly, O. J. Salisbury, Moylan C. Fox, Frank II. Dyem, Thomas Marshall W. P. Noble. - Geo. M. Downey John W. Donnellan. COMMERCIAL NATIONAL BANK OF SALT LAKE CITY, Temporary office No. 11 E. First South street New building cor. 2nd So. and Cjm'l sts. General Banking in all lis Brandies Issues csrtlflcatfs of d3- t payablo on de-mand, bearing intervf-- t ii lo.t a spec! tied time. Siflls drafts and bhlsof exchange on all prin-cipal cities In the United titates and Europe. OFFICEK3: Gsonon M. Downey President W. P. Noiii.E Thomas Marshall 2nd Vice President John W. Donnillan Cashier iQOHN - BRd L NEW - WRPS - WOBTH - SEEING ! I .- - Our CIoaTf Department FuJIy Prepared for Season of l s Onr collection of P. reijru and Domestic Kale WdUng j.i.m I I g we have heretofoae shown. The assortment couipri 1 1 GoD IIUNDKKD STYLES and is well worthy a visit, if only of mlLTi I what marvels of tasle, beauty in materials and perfection in shane I have been eotten together by us. The prices are extremely modfrLl I All Wool Jersey Jackets at $3.75, $1.50 and $5, and upwards I I Jaunty AValkinfr Jackets, in a variety of now and fashionable in,J I at 85, $0, $7.C0, $8.50, $10, and upwards. clotlll IKE Seal Fiuu Jackets in Keefers, Fitting and Vest front9 for I I $17.50, $18.50, $21, and upwards. a'5-- l I PLUSH SACQUES. For a leader we are offering an elegant Seal Plush Sacnm I I ' with hiijh shoulders and seal loops at $17.50, worth fully $5 1 ' 'J I ft Our $ 28 Sacques sell elsewhere for $!i0. ' I I SI: Our $40 Sacqties sell elsewhere for $50. I I to LADIES;. WRAPS : Beautiful Wraps iu all the fashionable materials and stvle at l I pi $18, $23, and upwards. Special prices in medium weight Wraps, IIS MISSES' AND CHILDREN'S CLOAK More than ordinary attention has been bestowed upon this uYnJ 1 1 this season, and the result is the finest stock that we have ever shown ii 1 1 1 Children's and Infants Cloaks for dress, school aud street wear. 1 1 We are offering GREAT BARGAINS in a Lot of Cloaks I It 4 to (2, at $3.0 to $6. " I Misses' Newmarkets in great variety. II Misses' Reefer Jackets will be a great feature this season. I I FUR SHOULDER CAPES j Fine Prussian Hair Capes, Persian Lamb Cape3, Frenoh and Astrakahn Capes, Beaver Capes, Fine Mink CapeJ This line of goods has just been opened and will be verv nl I this season. 1 I JL I THE ISCHWEITZBS CLOAK m SUIT ' --00MpAlT-2-. 55 Ham Street, Salt, The 0iiy Exclusive Cloak and Suit House in Utah. NEW GOODS NEW STYLE! McCornick & Co., SALT LAKE, UTAH Carr fvl altenitm tiivtn tn th Salt nf Ori ani bullion. Wt tolicit Consignment, guar, anteeina hiunat market prictt. COLLECTIONS MAjEAT LOWEST RATES ACTIVE ACCOUJTS SOLICITED CORRESPONDENTS' Trad- - Nat- - Bank. Chem ical Nat Hank, Konntze Bros. Chicago Commercial Nat. Bank. ,Ban, 1 rji?cNia?tc. ?BFalnmk. N'-- Bluk, Omaha Omaha Nat. Bank. St. Louts State Bank of St. Louis. Kansas City it. Hank of Kansas City. Denver Donver Nat. Bank, City Nat. Bank London. Entcland-Mess- rs. Martin & Co., 33 Lombard street. Capital Fully Paid, $400,000.00 SURPLUS, $20,000. ONION NASAL BANK, Successor to Walker Bros., Bankers, Established lBSO. UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY Transacts a General Banking Business. Sale Deposit Vaults, Fire and BurgUr l'root. Rentsfrom $5$25per Ammm. T.R. 'WAI.Ki5it- - PrMont, M H. WALKER, at M. J. CHEESMAN. Cuhler, L. II. FARMS WOBTH, Asst. Cashier. . K WALK. JSH, Jr.. Asst. Cashier, SanltirLgr Department Utah Title, Insurance and Trust Company Paid-u- p Capital 5150,000 Surplus $10,000 acPtsays 5 per cut interest on time deposits; as Trurtee, Guardian, Administrator and executor; transacts general trust business-insure-real estate titles ; insurance tee covers all charges for attorneys and abstracts. fro:KHOi,nr,HS. ,TJ-- E.;rU?rl'' r L. S. Hills WTn,?1Je,1'' McCorn'ck, JS? A. .smith, Barrett, Hyde S. Young, M Capitalist R. C. Chambers, Kelsey Gilles-pie. James Sharp. John J. Daly, i. Mcintosh, A. L. Thomas. Governor o! Utah Mereha'iit-- V. H . Auerbacb, T. G. Webber, Huh Andarson. W. H. Rnwo. A. V. Carlson soif ' Auerbach' w F- - Coltn- - James Ander- - Lamjers John A. Marshall, Wm. C. Hall. 2Umtemcnts. sETCSeTHI Chas. S. Bdhton, Manager. ', '" '. COMING I Commi neflnesiay, Cctoter 1 TWO NIGHTS OF FUN ! : hoyts Kew Uproarous SaVr3, TRIP TO CHINATOWN. An Idyl of San Francisco. Presented by a Company Selected from the Best of Messrs. Hoyt & Thomas' Select Coterie of Artists. Special Scenery. Beautiful Costumes Perfect Surroundings. The whole forming an attraction unparalleled In the history of farce comedy. Prlo.s 88e, 50c. 7So. SI. Sale of Seats at Box Office, Tuesday, September 30. DlMMm foter-loonia- io tric( I 1, I'SBIIf il Has removed to their new store in llUlflu f XlU Roberts Block, North Comn extol """ t Where they have laid In a full line ol Electrical Supplies of All Kim Agents for Western Electric Co.'s Dynamos and Eddy Motors, Electric Light Plar.ti Installed All Kinds of Electrical Woi Salt Zaalse Transfer Co I PATTEM & .GLENN. gaI All Grccrs Promptly AttonM to. .J? Car Lots a Specialty. Bk Office, 116 W. First South sL 'mMm TelWhone 254. fSfefeSIJ Lombard Investment Go. or Kansas City, Mo., ana Boston, Mass. Branch office for TJtah and southern Idaho, Comer First South and Main Streeti ' Bait Lake City, Utah. W. H. DALE, . Manager. Makes Loans on Farm and City. ' Property at Easy Rates. HISSOICLARK --THE-SO East First SouthsiteeU fflPERFECTYfl ' j FIT 1 Shell & Co. Anclo-America- n SlirMers. 05 west Second South street, ' Salt Lake City, Utah The Inter-Mounta- in Abstract Co Incorporated. Capital, $100,000, ITT EAVE a complete set of Abstract Books of Salt Lake county J' 11 n ?T?ared to furnish ab3tracts on short notica. . l complete Abstracts, that will pass a thoiough exaafcO"-- I II ,,bLhe most tecQnicl examiner. wa ',i I I V SHOV all taxes, judgments, mechanics' liens, suits pendic? amine the original papers and the records in probata inattw also examine the papers and records in district court proseadinji We are the only company making complete abstracts; we J show i every nature affecting the title, and an opinion can be rendered on tW without the records. THOS. HOMER, Manage office 238 Main street, under Bank of Salt Laka. " Tied His Horse to a Grasshopper. Miss Cooper, a daughter of the novel-ist, James Fenimore Cooper, states that when in Paris she saw a French transla-tion of her father's tale, "Tho Spy," In which there Wore several mistakes, but one of them wad such that it waa almost incredible that any one could possibly have been guilty of it. The residence of Mr. Wharton, one of the characters who figure in the story, is spoken of by the author as "The Locusts." Now, the translator had evidently been ignorant of the circumstance of there being any species of trees bearing this name. Having, therefore, looked up the word in his dictionary, and finding the defini-tion to be given as "Les Sautorelles" grasshoppers thus he rendered it in the text, Presently, however, ho came across a paragraph in the novel in which it was stated that a visitor to the house of Mr. Wharton had tied his horse to a locust. Then it might be naturally supposed that the translator would at once have discovered his error. Not a bit of it! His reasoning would appear to have been somewhat on a parity with that of a cele-brated countryman of his, when he de-clared that "if tho facts do not agree with the theory, so much the worse for the facts," Nevertheless, tho writer seems to have been conscious that some explanation was due of so extraordinary a statement as that a horseman had secured his steed to a grasshopper. So he went on gravely to inform his readers that in America these insects grow to an enormous size, and that in this case one of these, dead and stuffed, had been stationed at the door of the mansion for the convenience of the visitors on horseback! Bookmark. TUB RIGHT WELCOME TO THE RIGHT MKN. It may bo presumed that among the many correspondents who "snow in" the active corresponding secretaries of our chamber of commerce and mining and real estate exchanges with inquiries about every conceivable thing to tho mining, manufacturing and commer-cial advantages of Utah , some few will be found to visit us with their senses alert and their pockets full of money, anxious to avail themselves of oppor-tunities to pitch in and grow up with thecountry. Tho courteous secretaries named, no less than the well-poste-members of the various journalistic staffs of this city, would gladly refer them to prospectors here who are to the manor born, familiar with tho advantages of various localities and who would furnish reliable information without money and without price. The truth is that from the eloquent Micawbers on the street corners to the graceful and threadbare tooth-picke- r on the steps of our fashionable hotels, now comers hear such astounding de-scriptions of "finds," "puts" and "takes," that often, after spending time and money in vain search of bonanzas, which may bo found only in dissolving views replete with "still" life and brewery ofTervosenco, they pocket their losses aud retire disgusted. Often tho experts (heaven save tho mark) sent here by men desirous of good invest-ments, have so little (act and so much self conceit that the only profitable strikes they make is within the pockets of their employers. Very few men care to invest money on hearsay simply. It is hazardous to swap horses while cross-ing a stream. Tho sagacious business man will sue for himself the farm or the mino or tho industry into which he pro-poses to put a generous sum of money. The quicker he can get rid of tho madding crowd of air castle prospectors who sit in solemn couelave on every empty beer keg and dry goods box on Main street, the better. Tho le-gitimate business of every public insti-tution for the advancement of the com-monwealth in material prosperity, is to publish, in the marts of trade and in the ears of capital and labor, the actual facts and real advantages of the indus-trial situation, and to quietly assist every desirable workor with brains, hands and dollars, to avail himself of golden opportunities. In this way even may work for the public weal. The individual benefit of seller and buyer conduces to the welfare of tho community at largo. Id a new and sparsely-settle- d country, active and in-telligent labor, in unison with honest and legitimate capital, lays deep and broad the foundations for a grow-ing commonwealth, and tho in-dividual or tho organization which assists in this good work, does tho state good service. It is currently reported that shortly exclusions of business men and Invest-ors from abroad will visit and inspect for themselves the advantages offered by our city and territory. To such a welcome commensurate with the busi-ness inducements offcredtis sure to be accorded. ARRIVALS AND CLOSE OP MAILST Schedule of arrival and closing of mails at he Salt Lake city Postofflce. May 1, 1HW1. lArrivo" aTCirise at maha Depot. Postofflce Eastern, via U. P. K'y . B:40a.ra. 7:10a.m. fcanteru, via K. O. W. B'y ):Vp.m. :flua.m. Western t(l:S0 a.m. :()p.m. Ogden U):Sb a,m. T:10a.m. tlxdon 4:00 p.m. Ogrlen 7:00p.m. e:Mlp.m. North and Nortbi.-e.st...- . 1:m p.m. 4:00p.m. Park City 10:80 a.tn. 7:10p.m. Park City 4:fOa.m. Southern :60p.m. 8:10a.m. Boutnorn (closed pouch) MIlford.Frlscoaiid bey'd 10:10 a.m. :60p.m. Vlniruani Canyon aud West Jordan. 4:fl0p.m. 8:40 a.m. Tooeleeounty 8:46p.m. 7:10a.m. Aita and Wasatch :H) p.m. 8:10 a.m. ' WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER. 1. 18D0. MEN YOU HEAR OF. Gen. Lew Wallace writes a small and neat hand, which is m clear and legible as copper plate. Professor E. Stone Wiggins, the Cana-dian weather prophet, believes tn the transmigration of souls. Dr. Herrick Johnson, of Chicago, is pointed out as the most expert croquet player among the doctors of divinity who indulge in that intellectual game. Dr. Pellegrini, the new president of the Argentine Republic, is of English grand parentage and a cousin of the late John Bright His father was an Italian engineer. Senator George, of Mississippi, wears his hair very long, and when he gets ex-cited in debate it streams out from his head. Imparting a leonine aspect of his tout ensemble. Oscar Wilde plays on tho piano, and he has been confiding to the public that when he plays Chopin he feels as though he had been crying over sins that he had never committed. Governor Abbett, of New Jersey, is a great reader. He has always kept up with current literature, and is well in-formed regarding the tendency of fiction in these later days. Robert P. Porter, the superintendent of the census, has the physique of an athlete. He is an active, clean shaven man, dark coinplexioned, with black eyes and black hair. Lawrence Barrett was at one time a clerk in a Detroit dry goods store. That was early in the fifties, when he was merely a young Irish lad, with no aspira-tion for theatrical honors. Minister William Walter Phelps writes from Germany to Representative .Beck-wit-who is holding down his congres-sional seat, that he does not propose to resign and run for congress. John Tinsley, a colored man, who re-members Washington and knew Hancock and Hopkins, two of the signers of the Declaration of Independence, lives in Toronto, Ontario, at the ago of 107 years. Senator Kenna, of West Virginia, has rented a workshop near his residence, and may be found there any day working on h boat which he is building for nav-igating the upper waters of tho Potomac. At Bowdoin college, where Speaker Roed was educated, and where there nsed to be, and may be yet, a constant struggle between "town and country," he once, single handed, disposed of three lumbermen who set upon him. John Tinsley, living in Toronto, claims to be 107 years old. He is hale and hearty. He says he smoked once in 1800, but never since, but has been in the habit of taking a little liquor. He him worn spectacles for eight years. State Senator Coggoshall, of New York, recently crossed the Rocky mount-ains on the cowcatcher of a train. Hp says he was so impressed with the grand-nes- s of the scenery that at times he felt like shouting like an untamed red-skin. ' Oklahoma's ofliclal population is 01,-70- all Tomohhow's sun will rise upon a glorious Austcrlitz in Idaho. Idaho will send greetings to Maine tonight: "As Maine goes," etc. Fol'b more mail enrrh rs were put on today; four times four is what the ser-vice demands. The adjournment of congress means to many members simply an exchange of one stump for another. If the gamblers in Wall street per-sist in making a target of silver they will simply emphasize tho necessity of further legislation in, favor of that metal. Stanley After His Return. Nothing worried Stanley more than a tap at the door while he was writing. He sometimes glared like a tiger ready to spring. When his courier knocked tremblingly at his door he would cry out,"Am I a prisoner in my own house?" "I've brought you this telegram, sir." "Well, I detest telegrams. Why do you persist in bringing them?" Every timo Sali, his African servant, approached the den tho least thing he expected was that the inkstand would be thrown at his head. One day he originated a new way of saving his head. He had a telegram to deliver, so he ingoniously fixed it on the end of a long bamboo, and fitting the door just ajar he poked it into the room and bolted. Although averse to reading correspond-ence, StaiTlcy read some lottcrs with keen delight, and ono in particular from a little girl. It contained the following characteristic lines: "It was very kind of you to go through such perils to rescue Emin Pasha. I liked so much to hear of your fighting against the dwarfs, and should like to see one very much. They must look so funny, being so small. 1 am a little school girl at school, and I am 11 years old. I am very fond of geography, and am always longing to go round the world." Scribner's. Senator Caim.islk being a free trader, does not of course subscribe to Blaine's reciprocity plan, but calls it retaliation. A rose by any other name will smell as sweet. "Cannon's mouth" is an issue in that congressman's district. His constitu-ents are rather esthetic. They proba-bly have never been educated to read foul language under- - the disguise of morning news. The deniul of General Manager Dodge of tho Rio Grande Western re-garding the purchase of that road by the Atchison was forestalled in The Times several days ago. The report was a gambling scheme, concocted in Wall street; The school trustees tako a common sense view upon the question of per-mitting the use of tho school buildings for other than school purposes. If they grant tho privilege once or to any one, they must grant it at all times and to every oue. The best and only fair way is to use the schoolhouscs as such, Olll'KLANKEIl. It is quite time for tho soporiDe Union Facilie railroad to wake up to the fact that the Hanking column of the Rio Grande Western, by way of Thistle canyon, has stolen a march on it, divid-ing the trado of the Sau Pete valley and getting control of tho vast ticld ol cok-ing coal on the eastern slope of the Wa-satch range. Can the U. P. afford to go to sleep over tho noarly exhausted coal mines of its Wyoming division, and allow its wido-awak- e competitor to top a virgin Held of superior coal for domestic and coking purposes, nearer and more accessible to the 'smelteif, present and future, and also to this city, hitherto its best local market? If, aftpr the U. P. had obtained con-trol of the San Fete narrow gauge rail-road, it had brought that road to the staudard gauge, crossed tho range at the head of Huntington canyon, cor-ralo- d tho coal Hold on the line of march, secured the largo and growing trado of Castle valley and the asphaltum and mineral region in the vicinity, and been in a situation to meet or treat with the oncoming railways from the east, il would have proved Itself master of the situation and commanded a business which in the future must become im-mense. Such a movement would prob-ably' have prevented tho building of the Thistle branch and given the U. P. its needed coal and coko, which, at present is controlled by the R, G. W. , Be Wanted the Best. ' Speaking of the Hindoo deity reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me the other day about his little boy, and which is entirely true. The little fellow is very slow dressing in the morning, and to cure him of this habit his parents told him the next time he failed to be ready as soon as the others he would have to go without his breakfast. Being tardy again, when he camo to the table he was informed that he must either eat bread and water or do without eating at all. The boy was silent and would not eat. The father, not wishing him to go altogether without food, said: "You might be situated so you would be glad to have bread and water. Sup-pose you were away out on the ocean, and the angels should fetch you brea'd and water and tell you that you must eat that or nothing, what would you do?" "I wouldn't do neiver," was the an-swer. "I'd just want what God had for breakfast." Pittsburg Dispatch, You Are la a Bad Fix . But we will cure you if yon will pay us. Our message is to the Weak, Ner-vous and Debilitated who, by early Evil Habits, or Later Indiscretions, have trifled away their vigor of Body, Mind and Manhood, and who suffer all those effects which lead to Premature Decay, Consumption or Insanity. If this means you, send for and reud our Book of Life, written by the greatest Specialist of the day, and sent, (sealed), by ad-dressing Dr. Parker's Medical and Sur-gical Institute, 153 North Spruce street, Nashville, Tenn. The Comte de Pari9 is on his way to this country and although he has lost cast here on account of his intrigues for the crown of Franoe, his attachment to the union and his brief service In tho army during our oivil war still ensure him an afToctionato welcome. It is sur-prising, however, how a man of his ex-perience and with tho example of this country before him can conspire for tho overthrow of a sister republic even if he does it in deference, as it is said, ,to the behest of an ambitious wife. From among the generations of wo-men wronged and outraged by despots and dobauchers, there come to tho front here and there, avenging angels,, the Charlotte Cordays, tho Amanda Olsons, of the sex. With swift justice they fid tho earth of tho despoilors of innocence and send them "unanointed, unan-- $ ealed" to their eternal doom. It is well ouly that the deadly blow, tho ringing pistol shot, does not follow more surely the slow murder of soul and body of innocent and trusting victims. ' Exploding for Water. The practice of American oil well sinkers of firing the torpedo to start a dry or increase the flow of a sluggish well lias been taken advantage of in Eng-land successfully in the case of water. At the Herne Bay Water works a well bored into the chalk 5T8 feet deep from tho surface yielded little or no water, and upon the advice of Messrs. John Taylor & Sons two charges of roburite were fired the first consisting of twen- - pounds of the explosive placed at the bottom of the bore hole, and the second of twenty-fiv- e pounds at fifty feet above the former. The second shot had the desired result, and produced a vol- - f uine of water estimated at 50,000 gallons a day, which rose to the top of the well. New Orleans Picayune. Naturally the people of Utah tako a lively and active interest In the Idaho election now in progress. Morothan any other two western commonwealths Utah and Idaho are kindred in many re-spects. To some extent tho people are the same and in more respects the in-dustries are alike. At least a part of - Idaho is tributary to us aud as time rolls on wo will be linked still closer together. Hence the outcome tonight, though practically assured in advance, will be liko a mirror held up to our own political imago. Language Oddities. n a recent lecture a professor of lan-guages, in commenting on the difficul- - i ties foreigners had to overcome before they couid master our language, made mention of the following philological oddities: The letter c changes lover into clover; d makes a crow a crowd; k makes eyed keyed; g changes son into song; 1 transforms a pear into a pearl; 8 changes a hoe into a shoe; t makes bough bought; and w makes omen women. St. Louis Republic. A Study In Philology. ! Sumway It is strange how one word brings up another in the mind. Mrs. Sumway So it is. Sumway Now the word "sardines" always suggests to mo the word "com-pact." Mrs. Sumway I wonder why. Sumway Because they compact come packed very compactly too. West Shore. ' The New York Sun endorses the po-sition of The Times in the matter of President Woodruff's manifesto.and the Sun is a pretty level-heade- paper. In several passages it uses almost the iden-tical language we did. It says: With all allowance tor possible duplicity In language or Intent, tho announcement recently made by Willord Woodruff, as president of tha Church of Latter-da- Saints, is the most Im-portant that has coma from Monnonism dur-Iu- r many years. It la a renunciation, not ouly of the practice of plural marriage, but of the teachable doctrine In the most explicit way. And again: We cannot suppose that after such an offic-ial utterance polygamy can long endure. If this declaration is hypocritical, the followers will be disgusted with their leaders; If sin-cere, It pronounces the doom of polygamy. Nor does the Sun stand alone among metropolitan papers in this position. Like us it pronounces the doom of po-lygamy. Where She Should Be. Mrs. De Fashion What! Did your daughter marry for love? Mrs. Oldtime Indeed she did. Would yon like to see ha-- i "Well, yes, unless she is exhibiting herself at some dime museum. " Good News. ... . j |