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Show Census Questions In Khynie. New York World. . . Does yottr mother-in-law live with you? Are you deafr Have you elephantiasis of the heart? Did you ever have the measles?, Are you good at hunting weasels? Did vou wear your tresses lu a bang or part? Have you got a mortgage on your house and Do you pray till you get corns upon your knees? Did you ever drop a nickel In the slot? Do you really think your brother-in-law Ukos cheese? , ; . Are you fond of chestnuts? Do yon ever swear? Do you eat pie with a knife or with an axe? Are your molars all your own, or does your dentist groan Iu spirit when he hears you ohewtng tacks? Do you like your sirloins well done or blood rare? Do you put molasses on your black-eyed peas? Do you have good luck in drawing to a pa r? Do you really think your brother-in-law likes cheese? Did you ever kiss a girl at four o'clock? Don't you think that Wagner's music's rather poor? Were you quiet-llko or merry when in jail? Did you ever slide upon a cellar door? Do you feed your wealthy relatives on poison? What do you think of queries such aH these? Stop, stop-1'11 go away, don't kick mo so, I pray Do you really think your brother-in-law likes cheese? |