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Show JOKELET8. The silver scheme is properly denominated de-nominated by nietallism. Pittsburg Post. Posthumous works should be published pub-lished in somo dead language. Fitts-burg Fitts-burg Chronicle, Sometimes a man is absorbed in his business, at other times it is only his money that is absorbed, The dirt shoveller makes a queer choice of profession, considering that ho has his j ick. Biughamtou Republican. Republi-can. "1 hear that you gave yourself awav last night." "No. I tried to but the girl wouldn't have me," Harper's azar. The people iu tho flooded districts of the Mississippi do uot believe iu current fiction. It's all fact with them. Washington Wash-ington Star. When an editor lacks back-bone, it must make him feel uncomfortable to have people refer to his "want column." Youkers Statesman. The dude is not of much practical use, but he makes an excellent background when you stand him up beside a real man. Washington Post. "So you aro lecturing ou 'How to Abolish Poverty?" "Yes; it Mas the only practical solution lVr the problem that I could find. Washington Post. First Tramp Jerry, what's your opinion of do eig.t-hour movement? Second Tramp It's my honest opiuiou dat eight hours' movement is a heap too much for one day. Terre Haute Express. Ex-press. "Shall we hang this picture on the line?" asked the committeeman. "No, I don't think I'd hang it at all; but if we could get hold of the artist we might see what could be done with hini." New York Commercial. Dr. Dexter of the Congregatioualist thinks that all the daily newspapers will be, eventually, religious journals. This leads us to believe that all the religious re-ligious weeklies will be, eventually, Christian journals. Norristown Herald. Her-ald. . ... . ... , |