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Show Two on the Doctors. There are two stories that are told at the Savage club. Doctor is sent for to attend sick woman; on his arrival finds woman dead. "Why was I not summoned sum-moned sooner?" doctor asks, angrily. "We did think of it," explains the bereaved be-reaved husband, "but we concluded that It would be cheaper to let 'er die a natural nat-ural death." On another occasion doctor arrives too late j husband explains. "You see, doctor," doc-tor," says husband, "when she complained com-plained of feelin' bad I gave her the pill you prescribed for me a year ago, but which I didn't take. It's hawful, I kndw, but think wot would 'ave 'appencd if I'd 'ave taken it!" Eugene Field in Chicago News. . |