Show I h J THE THEU U rr U BI-U I HI Ih It i I IJ AVS M S C CONNIE MACK HAS A ROOKIE PITCH Ell n NAMED fED HASTY AND THEY SAY lIES lIE'S SLOWER TH THAN N CUPPY WAS ls S C C The young oung man hailed the editor And said I want a aJob job I c can n produce that sort of stuff That Thet makes a reader sob Or I can write that funny Junk That makes a reader laugh And Id I'd like you to sign me asA as 53 asA A member of your staff I specialize on baseball yarns I like to write of sport I know lawn tennis polo golf Yes games gamell of ever every sort But do you asked the ec editor Use language that Is la plain Do you the common metaphors and synonyms disdain For Instance how do you describe A ball game played In rain The The young scribe the tio editor With cold eyet Than use that common word he saidI said I dl yo would uld much rather die I never speak of rain at all The thought Is quite absurd The fans fans' would never ever understand So commonplace a word I I always alway say J H Uncorked the And when It shines I 1 say Old Sol Beamed seamed on on the folks below If Young man remarked the editor Its It plain to ver very see That you possess a brilliant mind And much ability J JWill Will wili you for fifty smacks a week wee Write baseball st stuff ff for me PAT PA MORAN l WILL STAND PAT PArr ANYWAY lIE 1113 HAS lIAS A GRAND OLD PAR PARTy PARTI C C Who was the worlds world's greatest knockout knockout knock knock- out Jimmy Burke Burk will say that Kid Flu is the champion at the Browns Browns' training raining camp In Taylor Texas Kid In Influenza In- In has hit four tour of the Brown slab performers S C C Critics say lay that If Ty Cobb had been beena a boxer he would have been beena a Georges Carpentier and that If Georges Carpen- Carpen tier ler had been a baseball player he would I have been a a Ty uTi Cobb The analogy lies In n the quick quck thinking and physical speed of both I C According to the best authorities George Chancy Chaney the more feather holds the distinction In Inen ten en years yeara he has floored two sixty two for forthe forthe the he count Benny Leonard comes second with seven fifty-seven knockouts In eight years Next K 0 O. Bill Brennan rs IS' IS third with Stanley Ketchel was the tile proud possessor of four forty twenty one I of which came In succession Jack Dempey Dempsey Demp- Demp curtain wallops In Inva sey ey scored three forty va years The l ls no nCi longer any doubt doutt about bout the status tatus of Boxing as a a sport A church churchIn In n Kansas City staged a a couple of bouts In n the church gymnasium The Sunday school chool superintendent refereed On the same ame program the pastor challenged and all comers at Indian wrestling Small chance for tor reformers to get a toehold toehold toe toe- hold bold here C C C CLaw Lew Law Edwards Australian lightweight who lost hi his a first fight In this country on a technical knockout is la liable to become become be be- come a liability on the hands of his Amerlean Amer- Amer Instead of lean Icah Tom Andrews being an asset It proves one thing They dont don't dance In the Milwaukee boxing rings Ings The strict boxing laws make them fight Ight or stay out of the Edwards I could have started In the East and had some orne easy matches and some easy I money b before foro bumping up against the thereal thereal real eal goods gooda ROLLER RECORD SET I MILWAUKEE l Wis March 12 A A new roller skating record for an Indoor track was rat rt t Thursday night by Paul Drew I and nd William of ot Chicago when they hey won the mile five-mile team champion champion- I ship hip The time was 1335 1835 I |