Show i What Our Readers Think Little Patience Could Solve Dog Problem Editor Telegram Maybe faybe all those interested in the dog controversy controversy controversy con con- In Salt Lake City would like to hear a dog story from California Right at one of the busiest of Hollywoods Hollywood's Intersections one day recently a bewildered little Scott Scotty wandered out into the thick of the traffic Cars were speeding toward that intersection intersection intersection tion from all an directions The Scotty confused stopped in the middle Every car stopped Even a a. transcontinental bus stopped 1 Not a horn sounded not a driver driver er leaned from behind his windshield windshield windshield wind wind- shield demanding to know what was holding him up In a moment moment moment mo mo- ment or two the Scotty got his bearings and trotted safely back to the sidewalk Witnessing this incident I could not help thinking of the din of impatient horns t that hat h a t would have smote the air if this happened in Salt Lake City Wonderful how a little calm cool judgment and a little patience patience patience pa pa- tience can solve yes things things yes even the dog question Doggone Right Poem Answers Question When Will War End Editor Telegram ram Just yester yester- dayI day came across this clipping cUpping It was wal tucked away In an old family Bible By all appearances it was printed during the first world war and it occurred tome tome to tome me while reading it that that thata a amore amore more logical answer as to the length of the present war could not be given There was no name on It so soI soI soI I dont don't know who the poet was WHEN WilEN WILL IT END Absolute knowledge have I none But my aunts aunt's w washerwoman's sisters sister's son Heard a policeman on his beat Say to a laborer in the street That he had a letter just last week Written in the finest Greek From a Chinese coolie in Timbuctoo Timbuctoo Tim Tim- Who said the in Cuba knew Of a colored man in a a. Texas town Who got 10 it t straight from a circus clown That a man in the Klondike heard the news From a gang of South American Jews About somebody In Borneo Who Vho heard a man who claimed to know Of a swell society rake Whose mother law will undertake undertake under under- undertake take takeTo takeTo takeTo To prove that her husbands husband's sisters sister's sisters sister's sisters sister's sis sis- sis sis- ter's niece Has stated in a printed piece That she has a son who has a friend Who knows knows' when the war Is going to end Mrs M M. R. R i e ti tit 6 |