Show GOOD STORIES ON NOTABLE PERSONS Answers Not Verified A club of or old army officers has been formed l In Washington In honor of ot Pension Pension Pen Pen- sion slon Commissioner Ware Yare A parody on tho the usual pension lon application of or which the following following- Is a a. small portion was proposed as a n suitable form of or application lion tion for membership In the club Between us and absolutely to go o no further further did did you ou go Into the army from patriotic motives or for tor the sake of or good living JIvIng fine clothes and leisurely quiet On 01 tho the dead lead quiet Quiet Quiet-Is Is this the first and only country that thal you r really nIlY and L trul truly loved Ip Did Dil you ou get left by the Girl You Left Behind You at the beginning beginning- of at the thc war var Are the dates of ot your entry Into the hospital prior to or subsequent to those of ot the battles In which your jour our regiment was 1 On what part of or your our bod body did you OU get got the mO most t corns during your senI service I II Right flight between us which us-which which really did I the most toward putting down the rebellion rebellion re re- re bellion you ou or Grant Next ext to your our own which was actually the best regiment In the army How did you 1 0 escape getting a a. medal of ot honor honor New New York Tribune An Ecclesiastical Joke On the occasion of ot a Roman Catholic Jubilee In his former diocese SU SL Louis A Archbishop Ryan nyan journe journeyed l there and andin In the up make-up of a a. procession that formed part of ot the celebration found L himself lr seated In a carriage with L Bishop Glennon attached to one of or the thi Western dioceses As nearly everybody In Philadelphia knows Archbishop Ryan Ran RanIs Is of ot portly porth bullet build His companion I of or the carriage was a a. slight a ascetic looking man The Time contrast between I them then was vas marked as they alighted tram from L the vehicle and the Philadelphian I loomed up large beside the Westerner The contrast struck the archbishop forcibly Bishop Glennon he said Ive Ivo often orten wondered as as' as to the exact difference differ ence between an archbishop and a bishop but I think I need wonder no longer lIe Ho placed himself close beside the smaller divine and describing describing- a s semicircle semi ml circle that thal followed his front outline from chest to waist added Its all In the tho arch Philadelphia Times |