Show SHOOTING STARS I PRECOCITY I If IC you rou aro arc not more obedient 1531 said 1 I tho tim wear weary parent you ou shall ahall have o nothing noth noth- In Ins ing for for- supper except bread and water vater Very well answered little tittle I am under tho Impression that recent holiday m porno abstemiousness In tho thc matter IJ of ali alimentation all aU- might bo Lo beneficial But Dut I trust you loll will see tco ee to it that tho the water Is boiled I IAN IAN Ii i AN APOLOGY said eald the solicitous employer how man many times ha have haI I told you that lh th ro Tt aro arc no such things as ghosts I Tons rous told mo mc dat a heap o o 0 times limes SAnd And yet you ou go on being frightened Well Buh I bellew's you when you rOlt I says dar aln ain none But nut my mm keeps c ps tellin me Ilat dat on ono 0 o r lg see I ee dat dal looks so 60 i much like u. u Jho gho dat clat I I cant can't tell do dr difference dif dlf- I 1 ference without to n An I boss I ain aint t got no presence o o 0 mind er I INCREASED DIFFICULTIES Ere rc long tho tho studious congressman will I reach Our great and glorious city once once- again I And Ai find It harder barder far to make mako a H. speech ch Than oer o'er ho hi found foun 1 It during tho the cam cam- RESTRAINING RECOLLECTIONS They The say a I Im I'm m a little close said Mr Ir thoughtfully WelI you dont don't exactly spend It as if It It were water wlter itry to 10 But you see ce I used d to live U In Arizona where hero water 19 jg I II I UNDER THE SPELL wise to write foolIsh foolish fool fool- I hI I hope you ou are aro too ish love lo letters said on one young O manI man I l do wor worse c than that answered the I other othel I give Ivo aW away solitaire rings I PU YI Pu YI TI is the new emperor of oC China It ItIs ItIs Itis is not stated whether r hi h. is to the tho well known Kl KI Omaha I YI Omaha Live Tho The old old emperor of oC China Is la said ald to make noises er very similar to the the Roosevelt Hoosen tt letters written luring tho the recent recent re- re cent campaign Louisville Jour Courier II nal nat natOne One month from today many a two two- i i year old lad Jd of ot Charleston will feel el moro more like an emperor than young Pu YI Vi or Ki Kl I YI of oC China Charleston Charleston and antI Cou Cou- rier The Tho Emperor Pu YI case conclusively cl I proves pro that an intent Infant d does s not need to be Ihorn I horn In America to get Et hold o of tho silver sliver I spoon Dayton Daton Dayton Herald 1 Tho The new emperor of or China Chinn has one I II tremendous advantage His Ills name sounds like a college collese yell Columbia State I I Tho rho official title lIs Tung has teen leen I given Kiven to Chinas China's Infant emperor Pu u YI 11 I Now ow he be will havo haQ to practice at the pronunciation pro pro- of oC thuU Albany Albany Evening E I I Journal Imagine scrambling out of or bed at 3 3 o'clock in the morning and walking tho the floor with the emp emperor of China In your our arms Richmond rl Times h SENTENCE SERMONS The best way to 1111 a falsehood Is to let it lie He S 0 A mans man's talk sho shows s 's up best after a good dinner S SIf If It a a. man Is financially weak he Is unable unable un- un able ablo to stand a a. loan S U S SIts SIt's Its It's anI only a n matter of time until a white Ho lie takes on a a. somber hue o 0 S S Many Ian u II man who ho cant can't write THe has made his dollar mark in tho the worl world 1 S 0 o Never e ever er r show your our dislike unless there is a a. point to be gained thereby If It a 1 man Is a L financial success people overlook the tho means that made him BO so I It doesn't tako a a. girl long to catch a husband after aCter she begins to pose as a n. aman aman I I. I man hater S S 0 o Tho The largest l sinking fund in the world Is represented b by the mono money lost in the sea I Chicago POOR FATHER Poor father Is worn out this evening so mother has his hushed up the flat fiat She's gum bUm dropped the beak beal of or the parrot and clothes S pinned a a. gag on tho the cat I And nd fathers father's stretched out on the sofa I and l scowls cowls owls as he glances glance around I And groans that his nerves are arc all frazzled fraz fraz- and cant can't bear be-ar the UIO tiniest I sound I Now ow mothers mother's sent nel neighbors the tho tickets she's saved up UI to buy for Cor the show It wouldn't be proper to use UM them thom of oC cour course c when dear father Cather cant can't go I. I She just b has hes s to sit Bit all tho the evening and aud talk in her way While father recounts all aU the troubles hon he's I had through tho the long IonS awful day ay Ho didn't think much of ot tho dinner he Isn't a creature of oC whim But still stilt its it's uncommonly funny Cunny that folks IoUs no never nor r cook to please him Ho lIb always s 's Is faced at the thc table with food that tha t he ho cant can't c oven cn n touch Moreover cr th the bills hills are aro appalling tho the household Is costing too much When ho boys s 's get that way a the they are me ugly gly b and have to go hun hungry to bed And every everyone one looks at them crossways until they half wish they wore were dead They haven't a right tight to get tantrums or sulk foulk at their dinners or pout But father father oh oh well he Is father and father is morel merely worn out By By James 1 J. 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P ON DO nicking k IDt SCHRAMM'S WHERE THE TIlE OARS CARS STOP Stamp Dept Enlarged I I I BITS OF INFORMATION Ii Soldiers S of or Berlin BerJin built a pontoon I bridge o across ro tho the r river Spree in fort forty minutes recently The Tho famous Lachine rapids rapid of the tho St. St Lawrence are arc to bo ho spanned by a bridge and the channel widened The most ell approved design of storm door con construction represents an investment invest ment meat of no lc less g than that 2400 A g plant is being erected at port Newport which sri will havo 0 a king radius of 1 1230 miles milos An An Au attempt to c establish a a. municipal brewery in Berlin result resulted cd in a l dismal failure It did plenty of business busine s but lost money mono As a proof of the lasting qualities of I c cypress n a coffin recently was r I at Xo Now Orleans which had ball been I buried since ince 1803 1303 yet ct the wood was as j I sound as when new A new ness Ice ice cream freezer by using a n glass gass can cau claims to do a 3 away with tim tho arduous labor tabor of turning a crank nn and freezes its contents by hr packing ackin in crushed ice an anu and salt In In a uco famous tea district of India In ln I lift din tho the cultivation ution of rubber has driven n I tho the production of the former to second pIa place co nearly acres being devoted de dc- dc voted t to rubber plantations i I I I I II I I I I I I Ono One of the tho leather belts in tho world worM r recently was completed at a I Philadelphia Three ply it was l luO O foot long on hv by five o feet wido wide and required re re- hides in its manufacture 1 By placing small cylinders containing compressed carbon i with wilh fuse plu plugs Slugs s melting at OO degrees in coal bunkers linkers spontaneous combustion it is said will bo be prevented pro The Tho foundation for the recently completed com corn harbor of refuge lighthouse Delaware bay hay is a solid block of or concrete concrete con con- conj crete ci eighteen feet deep deop fort forty feet in d diameter at tho the ba base c and thirty six six feet I at the top A wheel paddle steamboat which 1 draws but four and one-half one feet of I water is is making tho the perilous ocean voyage voyage voy voy- age from En England and to the tho west coast of Africa where it will be used mcd on a she I low tow river rh The unofficial and authorized authorize jury of i I I outsiders outsider has hag decided that the tho tho award 1 for personal pulchritude amon among tho the i 1 ec eleven cD governors an and next governors o is isto I II to bo be divided o en evenly between Draper Drapor of Massachusetts aud and Prouty Prout of or Vcr Vcr- I I I t I Boston Boston Record I I I W. W B. B Hag Haggins ins bettor better known as PenI Pea Pea- I nut flUt Dill BUI has bas bought a lot Jot in tho the Ponca II i city ity cemetery cemetery antI and bad had erected thereon I a ft handsome marble monument to him him- I self The only ony inscription on tho the monO inon 1 I i Bill DiU is this simple statement Haggins ins is gone ouo Ponca Ponca Cit City Okla Olda j i Courier After an all active service of moro more than I twenty yeats Di Bishop hop Cyrus D D. Foss has bas resi resigned oa the presidency of tho the 1 Meth I I odi odist t Epi Episcopal opal board boar of home borne missions I I I I and nuil church chuch extension assi assigning nill as the I reason his ill health p of the Jast year veal I II I Bishop Luther B B. Wilson has been I I I chosen to succeed him At the recent meeting of t tho o national I s suffrage o convention iu in Buffalo a letter JeUr was received from th the tho Socialist Women's W Worn Wom I I ens en's society of Xe New York urging the tho thoI m-j m convention to o i its support to social I I ism bm Tho The letter pointed out that both hoth I Ithe I t I the Democratic and t the c Republican n par par- i tics had bad refused to put a suffrage plank I mm into r while tho Social Social- 1st jt p party t h had hd f- f not olih i-olih only adopted ri such r a a I had committee I Ito plank but appointed a to work for it I Ono One of tho tito best of Arab characteristic character character- I is that of filial piety Sons SOilS and dau daughters of deceased d parents take upon themselves all sorts of irksome tasks tar accounted as us expiatory expiator of the tho minor faults committed d by liv the tho departed depart depart- cd ed ones during durin their lifetime me and discharging dis lis charging faithfully e cr every payment or obligation left un unfulfilled by lw dead parent pa pa- rents rent for has not the prophet t said lid that that I martyrdom even will not a atone for an unpaid debt IOne t I I One Ono hundred and ancl fifty different Ian lan I III in India most mot of of I II s 's arc aro spoken o them unwritten and this fa fact t frequent frequent- I I Iv y v loads to trouble in lb the courts of I Il that oriental country Strangely l enough Indians frequently drift into that capital who can caa find no ono one able aho to understand their vernacular Neither Nei ci- ci thor ther the tho court nor Dor tho the court inter interpreters understand some of the liti iti litigants Uti-I Uti gants ants arid and witnesses involved in some I of the lawsuits ts Denatured alcohol will receive a needed government Despite I Tl Tt mak makes s nu no difference how I Ismall small or how large an amount you yon have to invest it will pay you jOU before making any investments to to consult us Investing funds for or or others is our business business we we have made a success of it Our business and reputation have gradually grown each year jear for the past two twenty years and at the present time our resources are almost 2000 I our capital stock paid in inis inis is and our reputation reputation I tion is equal to that of the I best Wo Ye are arc the tho largest j Trust Trust- Company in Utah I Salt Lake Security and Trust I Company t 34 Up Main St St. I II i I I. 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S S Weir cir Mitchell physician anu ana t author recently told a graduating class i of nurses s at tho the University hospital in in Philadelphia that they wC were o entering I Ithe the time best paid occupation of women I Then ho lie added It Itis is a startling fact that the limit of oft the I competent working years of the trained nurse is ten to fifteen years which simply indicates tho the strain tho fico rind and devotion of those thoS who thus give o themselves to the combat against disease In a lecture en cn flies before the tho Royal Boral Photographic society of London P. 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