Show v '’'r 7 ‘777T7-- '4 &::& ' v - '&?- :: - fr'V - ? i - j : I' v 7 ‘ r 7- 1 ' - “ - 7- -7 : : :': ' ' - - r 1 r aBB HER At iTVgEFDBLICAN SAIF ZAKScm UTAH ‘WEDNESDAY AUGUST 22 ' UK UTAH COAL 1917 E7REKCSf USSSION V1LL BE GUESTS ARE HIT HARD BY m 248 UTAH War a Cheerful Lot CERTIFIED Avers Colonel h FOR i SERVICE IN WAR OFSLSH’O s: PRICE FIXING U ' : - ' a ' 4 ' Export 'Business 'but1 Rates 'Are Advanced V - in the State ? Slate’s Contribution From Governor Notified Visitors Are to Stop on Way to California Ruined v: 11 Counties and 4 Salt Lake Districts Told r- K FUEL WILL COST MORE FOR PUBLIC BUILDINGS ' LEADER WILL DELIVER ADDRESS IN ENGLISH CITY FURNISHES 149 OF DRAFTS QUALIFIED Salt Lake Dealers Possibility of Famine Monsieur De Billy Expected to Be Principal Speaker at Meeting Appeal Board 'Refuses to Allow 18 Exemptionson Agricultural Grounds Ti Now Removed- : ' ‘"s - - T-- - : '4 V"V j 'V f ? ' Utah’s export' coal busiifess may have been dealt a solar plexuk In the establishment at Washington yesterday of regional prices ‘for' coal at' the mine charges?-whicthe producer 'meaping only-Ithe state' in may exact-no- t ‘Which he operates but in all adjoining states In addition a steep advance Is : n shown in slack- and screened slack' usedstraight in school hbuses public buildings Including the county infirm- ary and wherever stokers 'are used in t - V fire holes' In Wyoming the prices named are' 10 cents below Utah’s prices and in cents below tho (peal prices Colorado may not enter' into active for Utah’s expert trade ' competition even at a price of 15 cents below Utah but At a reduction pf410’Hfcents it is ' feared that theJbig"" coal mines of ' car supply Wyoming with may sweeps the Utah export coal terri and thA northwest n ' tory'in Idaho Now Price Is 250 TVn The fixing of coal prices Is made by "President Wilson and refers ento bituminous coal ' which is the tirely mined kind in Utah and which has a universal reputation for being of very of Utah It 9260 athe high run ofgrade tonprice The present mine at places price is $250 In the new schedule the places prices of prepared sizes of coals - Utah ton lump and nut coal at 9285- afrom as against the present prices of 93 to $350 a ton ' Screenings or slack are placed at 3335 a ton in the President’s schedule The present prices range from $150 to $2 a ton Local coal dealers regard the straight price for screenings and slack as a measure of relief to the small constimer who uses coal In pre- -' pared sizes Consequently schools of the city the City and County building the county infirmary and other big ln- stitutions including apartment houses and business blocks may expect an ad- vance of 85 cents a ton for the coal they consume Arthur McFarlane manager of the Western Coal company and one of the leading spirits in the new retail coal dealers movement declared last night that retailers expect unless otherwise directed from Washington to make Increases and reductions In their prices In accordance with changes made In the presidential schedule With a reduction of 15 cents in 83 coal the retailers say they will make a reduction of 15 cents However where the producer has charged $350 for certain grades of his coal the reduction In price will he 65 cents There was considerable concern among other retail merchants over a statement contained In dispatches from Washington that "the next step In coal control would be to fix the prices to he charged by middlemen and retailers It was declared that the retailer Is not making money and that he has found it necessary to consider consolidation of delivery systems and to reduce overhead expense 'as far as possible In order to survive In business On May 17 of this year announcement was made bygeneral local coal producers of an Increase In the price of run of mine from $190 a ton to $250 ton The price from Washington is 'a ‘30 cents In advance of this There was no definite change in the price of straight and screen slack at that time Earlier in the year there had been an Increase In the price of lump coal from $240 a ton to $3 a ton Many of the coal pro-ducers went in advance of that amount A price of $350 a ton' is charged at e coal at the mine for present for lumpBlackhawk-HiawathStandard Klng Panther Cameron and Hi Heat brands On the other hand all the coal of the Independent Coal & Coke company and the Utah Fuel company including the Kenilworth Spring Canyon Clear Creek Castle Gate and Cleer Creek and Aberdeen coals now sell for $3 a ton The price to the Idaho retailer gen Is $4 a ton while $425 had been ' erally In turn California and charged and have bid as high as $5 Washington rs coal and local and $525 for Utah claim to be under contract to furnish California Oregon and Washpoints large quantities of coal ington this summer and fall at prices averagingThe$450 a ton price list from Washington however appears according to local that the Interpretations to Indicate Idaho Washington Nevada and California retailer may buy Utah lump and 'nut coal at $235 a ton This la said to reduce possibilities of a coal famine in Utah and F A 'Sweet president of the Standard Fuel declared- if railroads are “company ‘forced to furnish the coal mines ample coal cars there will be no coal famine t Youthful Bathers Are Near Death " at Beck’s Hot Springs FORT SOLDIERS - COiHENCEREAl - WAR MANEUVERS - ed I - - Difficult Problems of Attack and Defense Are Worked Out ‘ : Maneuvers more Intricate and on a - - ' -- a -- ‘ pro-duce- -- - - - That two' boys and a ’man are living today is due to the heroism and quick action of Warren ' Stoutnour commissioner of the Utah public utilities commission who late yesterday afternoon rescued single-handthe three youths from the pool at Beck’s: Hot Springs north of Salt Lake The boys were Leo Sweet 10 358 W Eighth North street and Arthur Tre-de- ll 7 355 W Seventh North street The man was Richard ' Huston 25 an attendant at the Beck swimming podL All had narrow escapes from death but It required the combined - efforts of Patrolmen Michael Conyers and J' B Taylor working under the supervision of Police Physical' Instructor Charles Lange to resuscitate young Sweet The boys were playing about the pool when Sweet playfully pushed the younger boy Into the water He: sank Immediately and Sweet then jumped too found He to his rescue the heavy sulphur water too much for his boyish strength and was sinking for the second time when Huston from his ’post near the bath house office saw them and noticed something amiss' Huston ran the length ' of the pool and despite his clothing dove to the drowning boys’ rescue The now youngsters seised him about the neck and legs and dragged him to the bottom with them Huston was unable to shake them loose because of his water-cloggclothing and heavy Shoes It looked as ' though all were doomed when Stournour reached the scene from the other end of the long where he had been swimming pool - The commissioner dove first for young Tredell who by this time had gone down for the third time and was the bottom of the lying prone upon him' to the surface pooL He brought and assisted by Mrs Stournour who was swimming with him dragged the unconscious lad to the pool runway He then dove after Sweet as he was going down for the last time He too was brought up unconscious Huston managed to reach the surface and was assisted to the runway Other bystanders hastily summoned the emergency hcspltaV ambulance but the two patrolmen and Physical Instructor Lange responded to the call In a police automobile In the meantime Commissioner Stournour his wife and others now on the scene had begun the the two boys work of resuscitating Tredell regained ' consciousness first but young Sweet was too far gone and It was not until the police arrived that he was fully' resuscitated Both' boys were rushed to the emergency hospital in the police auto They were given further' treatment there and then' taken to their homes Huston although suffering from the great quantities of water taken Into his lungs remained at the pooL larger scale than any previously attempted were begun at Fort Douglas yesterday by members of the Forty-secoand Forty-thir- d Infantry regiments Their military exercises were carried out not merely at the oral orders of officers but upon the cue of whistles semaphores and flags and rifles Difficult problems of both attack and defense were worked out After ' the maneuvers the soldiers “went on the mound” and went through the exercise of casting grenades Under a post schedule adopted yesterday members of tM three regular regiments will undertake advanoe' work in bayonet combat and trenching on Mondays 'Wednesdays and Fridays hereafter of Fort Douglas solA small group with tuberinfected be to diers found culosis were sent yesterday to Bayard Recruits from N M ‘foe treatment are being various parts of the country altitude and treated there where ' thecures pure air are said- to aid of the men Only a small percentage tests tubercular1 are at the post here These shown have surgeons army by contests it is estimated must bebefore week tinued for at least another all the soldiers are examined Sixty wagons were received yesterday department and by the quartermaster's were assembled for use by the Forty-secoand Forty-thir- d regiments Four' officers from- - other posts MaJ t Douglas yesterday Clark who reported from Fort b Houston Tex found on his arrival Sam to orders instructing him toheproceed be to is where Kan Fort Riley 'or tne lieutenant colonel In a regiment new national army Others to put In Lieut' Rudolph appearance were: came to this counwho recently Meyer In the Philippines after serving try and Lieuts M M Glod and D W LawCaL the Presidio yer transferred from Forty-thir- d the of Watts G Capt Arthur took an examination yesterday for promotion to the rank of major nd ! - wig-waggi- ng - ‘ - - nd &r-ir- ed at-For- - : D & R G MAIN LINE TRACK IS RESTORED - ? ” - A Its secondary main line track tely-restored after being washed out comple- - the Mammoth dam flood the Denver by & Rio Grande railroad will soon be able coal - from to handle large shipments of ' the Castle Creek ' section wrecked secWhen the flood water 'lines 'branch tions of the main and tracks between Nolan and Castle Gate were wiped’ out One track was relald the deluge but -the second shortly after will be shape It accordtrack was not put In the week of end the ready by estimate of officials i to the ing has been The Schofield branch-whictoclosed since the flood' will be open - morrow -- X : - -- t x- — - ‘ - - - rate ed - - REV ” J B KOEHNE TO Address msTiruTE 'Th (I VRev' J B Koehne of Pennsylvania Christ" at will speak on “Glorying In Intermoun-tain the the opening session Christian"' Workers institute 'at the First Presbyterian church tonight Mr Koebne takes the place of Bishop F J McConnell of Denver who was scheduled as the: principal speaker- - at the Initial session- The day sessions will' be held at Westof minster college 'and most 'of' the' night sessions at the First' Presbyterian The Institute - will close church Wednesday - August 2 - : - 'the-Institut- e 1 - - 2 ARE INJURED WHEN AUTOMOBILE UPSETS ' - l' F- when young we remember them when old We read of 444 Church street was badly injured last night when an automobile he was driving overturned and Centerville In between street and the vicinity of Ninth North Helen the Bamberger tracks 'V Miss residing at the same adSaylor 12 was dress also ' Injuredhrlth his family Niess was driving and Miss Saylor when the automobile overturned and fell upon the railway He badly bruised tracks He was were to rushed and Miss Saylor auto which hospital in another of the actime the at happened along Al H NIess 51 there of what has to others we feel that it has happened to ourselves They are to be had everywhere cheap and -- happened good' BOOKSTORE- - 44 Cast cn - i r A of ivisdom is to be 99 wise in time Ninc-tentl- i is a" ' r It is the part of wisdom to use an Electric Iron : cident To be 'wise in time you most ‘ buy your electric iron NOWj while you can get a premium of a $250 ironing board for only 50 cents extra : ' Vigilant neighbors who reported their suspicions to the police led to the discovery of a cache of whisky yesterday in an untenanted house at 2949 S Fifth East street The liquor consisting of two barrels of whisky two barrels of Jugs of port 'wine and five assorted drinks was found beneath the flooring Inquiries' by Detectives Glenn Blair and Williams revealed 'the fact that a former occupant of the house now Is " one-gall- BY LAND BOARD - f $225000 in - IN - - - -- 00 MAUD MAY BABCOCK LEAVES SCHOOL BOARD Governor Bamberger yesterday accepted the resignation of Miss Maud May Babcock president of the board of trustees of the state school for the deaf and blind G Clarence Neslen associated with the firm of Kimball & Richards and a member of the board of trustees of the state industrial school was appointed to fill the vacancy created by 'Miss 'Babcock’s resignation He will retire from the board of the Industrial school and It Is understood will be elected to the presidency of the board of trustees of the school for the deaf and blind It has always been the custom it is said to have a Salt Lake resident at the head of the board MACHINISTS GRANTED KTTAKT UNIFORM FOUND 35 CENTS INCREASE IN SHORT LINE CAR Salt Lake machinists were an increase In wages of 85 centsgranted a In an award handed down yesterdayday by the state industrial commission act Ing In Its capacity as a board of arbitration and conciliation ' About 185 men will be affected by the' award The present minimum wage of machinists is $450 a They asked their employers for day $5 a day The demand' was refused and with both parties firm ‘in their stand the Industrial commission volunteered to arbitrate the controversy The concerns Involved in the dispute were the Galigher Machine company Lundln & May the Davls-How- e Machine company the Salt Lake Iron & Steel company and the Murray Foundry & - - - " Machine company HUSBANDS ACCUSED Finding of a khaki uniform in a boxcar in the O S L yards yesterday has led to ’an investigation by Fort Douglas authorities to determine if any of the enlisted men shed the clothing and donned civilian clothes as a preThe uniform liminary to desertion was found by J CL Clows day watchman for the railroad ' : JENSEN GOES TO WYOMING W F Jensen president of the Mutual Creamery company left yesterday for a business and pleasure trip through Star valley Wyo to last until September 9 While on the tour he will visit cheese ' factories operated by his company He was accompanied by Mrs Jensen ' -- v 1 ' - - - chll-dre- n - ' - a-loa- board Salt Lake’s share of this' number Vurnlshed from the four local draft men were boards Is 149 Twenty-fou- r 1 40 No certified for service from from board No 2 34 from board No 9 and 51 from board No 4 Cache county furnished 19 men Morgan county 7 Emery county 14 Carbon county 2 Juab county 2$ Garfield county 18 1 - the state to assist the unfortunate agriculturists to any extent permitted by the law will be announced The Price River Irrigation company asked the state land board for of $40000 The Irrigation fund of the board was exhausted and the loan could not be The company owed the stategranted In the neighborhood of $80000 At a meeting with Governor Bamberger yesterday the land board adopted a ruling under which po company or conqern In ‘which any member of the land board Is Interested can borrow money from the land board The point was brought up by the receipt of an application from a member for a loan to a company of which ho was a member Doans to farmers totaling about $95-Pwere approved by the board l ' t Two women In divorce complaints filed In the Third district court yesterday chargre their husbands have treated them in a cruel and Inhuman manner ‘Katharine Simons says Joseph YV Simons has not only struck her with his clenched fists but has used profane language toward her' She alleges that at one time he packed his belongings and left their home Elizabeth A Gardner ' that Jacob W Gardner struckcharges her with his fists and otherwise abused her tearing her clothing ana bruising-hebedy She says he called her vile names and that he' Is an habitual - drunkard -- POLICE FIND BARRELS OF LIQUOR IN HOUSE on Monsieur De Billy Is said to speak excellent English and to be gifted with unusual eloquence Mr Creel asks that any program of entertainment that may be prepared Include considerable public speaking The suggestion will be adopted i A public meeting will be held and Salt Lakers will have the pleasure of Monsieur De Billy and other State to Spend on hearing French orators The meeting piece has not been dePiute Project Sevier cided upon nor has the local end of the speaking program been arranged County Definite arrangements await official confirmation of the announcement of CteeL The state and city probably The state land board decided yester- Mr unite in a reception to tho visitors will day upon the completion of the Piute Irrigation project in Sevier county The PLUNGES TO DEATH enterprise will Involve the expenditure of about $250000 A new ' diversion dam- will be built at Joseph' which is SURPLUS CANAL 2000 feet farther up the Sevier river than the present Inadequate dam at a to his death In a dive from cost of $15000 and the canals of the a Plunging bridge Oberg 24 years was Harry will be Improved by concrete drowned in Surplus system canal yesterday work-thawill require an outlay of He did not reappear after leaping Into more than $200000 was not found water his the and body The state already has $900000 after several hours search in the development of thespent lands of the Oberg had been on a fishing trip project' With the completion of the with two friends J EL Harris and John Irrigation system however the 25000 Jardina He complained of the heat acres of the project will possess an and decided upon a plungs It Is beaverage valuation of $40 an acre The lieved he grew chilled and- helpless settlers are expected to buy the land as soon as he struck tho water The from the state government at approxi- pollca summoned by tbe victim’s commately this figure dragged the canal but were The state land board' has called a panions unable to locate his body They will of all farmers who are inter- resume the search today meeting ested In the Price river Irrigation disOberg lived at 744 W Second Southn trict for September 19 at 8 p m at street and had a wife and three Price The Mammoth dam disaster and its results as effecting the farmers will be discussed and the willingness of r SL-Mark- ’s - t : suimiar school union i J V visit these states testimony to the fact that the' United States regards Its treaties as ’more than “mere scraps of paper" Orders from Washington ars - to the effect that all prisoners held at the war prison 'shall be consld- -' ered as prisoners held In detention for the period of the war and not 'prisoners to be punished for crimes against society Acting under these Instructions and abiding strictly by the agreements of The Hague convention the routine of the prison Is carried on The prisoners are divided Into three classifications There are the officers the sailors and soldiers and the “alien enemies" From the ' first two divisions no trouble ia Tbe officers are a experienced set of men whose agreeable fairly chief activities are the care of gardens adjoining their quarters They raise a good part of the vegetables used at their mesa The labor of improving the houses and for winter quarters fitting as well thjm as building roads and the other work of the camp Is done by the sailors whd likewise are a cheerful lot ' - ‘ SHAMPOOS HIS STOMACH WHEN CITY GOES DRY A substitute for the wine cup and the wassail bowl? Huh! that’s Just what Roy Hardman one of the most arl Inmates the city calaboose has held In a long time ' would like to find When prohibition arrived recent- -' ly and' the corkscrew the bung- starter and bartender’s knotted towel were put away as discarded tools of a spent trade Hardman tried to find something that would satisfywashis craving for the liquor denied He tried the that “near” products and liked thenw-nearl- y Then he took to bay rum and gave his stomach such a sham-- 1 poo as nearly put him In the hospital Hardman was found by a police- -' man draining a bottle He had the contents nearly- downed when the His latest-subofficer " stltute interrupted was found to be a patent decided to medicine which administer In anything but homeopathic doses ' Kane county 12 Wasatch county 3 Washington county 31' Exemptions Are Denied Eighteen men were denied exemption on agricultural and industrial grounds on appeals to the district board They were: William W Houston and James McG Dodds Garfield county Guy L Toung Emery county Albion L Strong and Richard Ecker Juab county G G Clay and L A Hubbard Box Elder county Richard W Johnson Lyman E Sevy and Alexander E Elfsprun Salt Lake board No 4 L A Grundvig George Fnlllonthakfa S A Elglla Kalouskm Kizerian Georga L Oman Joseph Mott 8L G Tidwell and K L Palmer Carbon county The name of Roland Hans Watts now In the United States medical service at Fort Lawton Wash certified by board No 2 Salt Lake was ordered stricken from the list of certified men Edgar Winter T J Savage M G Kalastges Moses Abraham and Elmar Kalllo reported missing by Salt Lake boards were reported as' having appeared end were stricken from tho list of slackers The four Salt Lake boards were busy completing their work of certifying accepted men to the district' appeal board and in passing on exemption claims All were confident they would have their full quota ready for service within the next day or two Including the 10 per cent to be held In reserve to fill vacancies Baling Is Relocated Karl A Seheld and Heber ML Wells members of board No 3 requested a board ruling from the district appeal on the question of drafted men appealing from tbe ruling of tho examining physiciansThey were told that no No snch appeal would be considered exemption appeal claim was allowed by tho appeal board and none will be without the strictest examination and Investigation With the certification of fifteen additional names the local draft hoard of exemption district No 4 completed Its quota to within 19 per cent of tho totaL The last 10 per cent will not be announced for several days pending a further check of the exemption claims The quota will have been selected from In all the first 3E0 men examined there were 98 men called for physical examination Tho district’s quota Is 114 men A partial list of those selected was announced last Sunday The fifteen certified brings the total up to 90 per cent of those needed Men must be drafted In order of their liability so the board has refrained from selecting the last 10 per cent because It may yet go back over the list from which the 90 per Cent was selected and obtain the- remainder The names of those certified for milfollow: George Lester itary service Russell Grover Boswell George Mav-rod- ls Edmund Frank Borstadt Wallace R Dressier Newell F Mills Frank P Brown Stefano Catenacci Clarence E Purdue Elmer Albert Pierce William Percy Morton Parton G Bigelow Valentine J Drougard Donald Cannon Marvin and Arthur Whittaker - : - - TIME CHECK SYSTEM BEGUN BY ROAD BODY - - - he-ha- Utah Power & ' Lig:htCo - 1 ! ! Keanu Bldg - - - Main 500 f in-Idah- fef v f - Frenzied It is believed by lack of a narcotic Leland Elsick an Inmate of the city Jail attempted to commit suicide last night by cutting his left wrist "with a safety razor blade His was discovattempt at ered in time and he was rushed to the where the wound emergency hospital was closed Elsick was arrested last Saturday on a vagrancy charge He will be treated both for the drug habit and his wound by Dr W 8 Key ting police surgeon self-destructi- t Efficient Public Service - TRIES TO KILL SELF WITH SAFETY RAZOR ' k The system of paying cm- ployes was Installed yesterday by tbe state road commission Under this system 'any employe desiring to leave the service of the state can obtain bis money Immediately Arrangements hsve been made with banks In all parts of the state for fhe time checks at their face payment-ovalue The checks will not be payable at mercantile establishments or by Individuals It being necessary for the payee to indorse the checks In the presence of the cashier of the bank time-chec- d TONG WARS PASSE KNIFE STUFF OFF - SAYS CHIEF WHITE The fluttering flag of truce the semaphore arm and the keep off the grass sign are up so far as tong wars here are concerned The stuff Is all off For Chief J Parley White positively declines to have any tonga warring on the premises Prompted by a 'report that local Chinamen were whetting their long knives and preparing to fly as each other’s queues the chief made u tries yesterday among residents of the Chinese colony He found them calm and placid' ’The only hostilities appeared to be pitched between one Chin and one Louie The chief was assured that the res- idents generally were too busy with their own simple Industrious affairs to take any Interest In the bellicose case of Chin vs Louie f knlfe-slltherlng J lAre You a True American 1 Our President has asked that we conserve our resources— has asked econ- omy in every branch of industry Are YOU doing your share f Save your money with us —serve your country during these stringent times on 4 V If UP sj “Imitation is the sincerest form of In-q- ' ' EURYPHELMA RESTING AFTER LO'NG JOURNEY AT DESERET MUSEUM Euryphelma Theraphosldae Is in town She same yesterday Unlike many who drop Into Salt Lake she did not stop at a hotel Instead she put up at the Deseret museum and sh£ has' the distinction of befew live subjects In ing one of the that haven of curios Euryphelma Theraphosldae is a Texas tarantula who traveled here In a bunch of bananas arriving restore 127 W cently at a grocery Seventh South street - (‘ ' The last division Includes those who have made themselves ob- -' jectionable by treacherous acts spies “dynamiters" and those who' have too forcefully expressed their undying love for the “fatherland" They are the ones who cause the trouble for tho guard The rules provide that any prisoner who can pay for the rations provld Is en- titled to have mess wltlr the offl- -' cersi Some of the “alien enemies"' have hvalled themselves of this op- portunity to the great disgust of the officers Over this 'small prison city Col- onel Williams reigns supreme enforcing the prison rules of modern warfare and meting to each hie dues as designated by orders from Washington ‘ man-pow- er - - - “Books wind into the heart the poet’s Terse' slides into the current of our blood We read them TO BE FINISHED OF CRUEL TREATMENT Salt-Lake ( I IRRIGATION PLAN Utah's contribution up to last night to the new national army from eleven counties and the four Salt Lake local draft districts was 219 the number of men thus fsr certified to the adjutant-generaand war department for service by the district appeal In ' - le x COL ARTHUR WILIAMS of building a war THE work at Fort Douglas has fallen to Col Arthur Williams who un- familiar with prisons has made a signal success due to the fact that he is first a" thorough soldier On his desk la a little book containing the rules of war and treatment to' be accorded prisoners as decided upon by all governments ’represented at The Hague trlbu- naL This little book governs conditions at the war prison and la : Colo-radof- -is an-amp- The French high commission which has been at Washington for several weeks will be entertained in Salt Lake The commission will arrive ' at noon September 3 and will depart the morning of September 4 The mission headed by Monsieur De Billy lz composed of twelve members The governor’s office has been urging the French commission' to come to Utah ever since Its visit to Chicago A wire was received last night from ' At left la shown group at work one of George Creel chairman of the commituseftatlng nearly lads Above Warm Stoutner of state tee of public Information In which he utilities commission whose herole says the commission will stop at Salt work prevented three possible drens-log- s Lake on its way to California which -it has planned to reach September 6 While the wording of the message makes the arrangement only tentative there 'is no doubt according to F V Fits Gerald' secretary to the governor bnt that It will be carried out as both California and Utah have extended Invitations to the Frenchmen to flattery”-'- then the Columbia GRAFONOLA is the most flattered instrument of the day V |