Show I Mr Dooley on a i Broken Friendship F Fa Pa P Dunne l H I S Hogan as In just now saW said Mr h Dool y r an ha tells In inc h lIe WS t St kin with Ui th an the they both gr Id ed sure to b vo war with eA t Japs e Iv tw Y ars They can it comin B fure very C Y thim brown hands Ui th sea will 1 un i 1 rk in Ui th oy an thin yell hat it all about Mr Ir lJ Iines n t a thing can I malte out iv h it itil il Mr Ir Dooley Doole Hogan says weyo weve pt tt to n fight t fr th tv iv th Much Id lo ir fr ani an bt JaY n ti cn Ph 1 arle arie t a blamed itu th f 4 about as val J jable able ns a toy balloon to a horse J or vv y gol ot to stab grab a lot lv h th F I I ss to protect thim 11 r reason v liY wera sure to toil il wa fl Another is that th J lp want o 0 their little r 1 arold chUder to ted in th thIn ir In FrancI ii 01 A third rason I ason wi wh it ft loo looks TIb b war to Ho HoIn In n n tl til Alderman Is that thOyd I 1 en 1 t Vu e iver have thought J I ibl ible thit ann ani w n in this oun try cud Tn i taUt talk Iv war with th m S cunning little wily Ug t ess thin two years ears since Ho Hogan Hogan gan was rm th iY iv tl ti Union lY lv Usurers with arms I around th top iY iv 3 Japs head while th Jap clutched Hogan affectionately about Ut tIl waist an they sung G w waYe aYe Dye raym ml er how we hollered with JOY a Admiral put his foot foo through th bottom Iv a 3 an sunk it An how we cheer cheered d in th to see se th cute little iv th lown own th brutal with guns An tilt th a had gone a 3 thousand miles into terri tern tor tory an wore about busted an had to stop or not have car carfare carfare fare homo home our worthy worth yc it know who I mean jumped to th front an cried ec stoP it Its gone f enough to satisfy th both lv Iv ye e Art th angel Iv 1 peace over the oarth an crowed lustily Day da day Ut th come out an declared In thi th column next to th al ad lv iy th I opp bargain sale salo that thO th defeat iv h was n a ept Iv h th Lord Lor on th Czar If 11 ye e saw a 1 anY c S asked him to take e a Rogan Bogan talked about else fa faThe The They were a How the they r had in Iii ry lv h tit th na t tO thO th way come up The ud S shOot lQ tn n thin tit r other z Jap J miles a t Y wl th t I to eat cat ut a Th They 3 Were highly It was an old but not tainted I be age ge 1 iv years th first white whiteman whiteman man set rut fut in Milwaukee th J Japs ps un th manny iv patent wrIngers reapers ice cream crean freezers an all th other won ty iv our boasted Their customs showed how highly they d been a Jap I soldier was defeated rather thin sun sur an be sint home to hava his hs head cut off he stab himself in th iii Their treatment iv woman put thim on a higher plane thin ours ago th higher cation IY iv women was iv in inthis this th poorest t man in Japan Tapan cud his laughter daughter to a a tea house which i is thO th same as our female simi narles where sh romain till she a as tit th wife lv some proud noble iv th old Samurl Dush Their art had ou ours s tb a frazzle Th rh Jap artist OtC pitcher iv a lady tady 0 1 a r v a iO ow walked up lip her ber b back l was sas th loveliest st thing In tn th The They were ti iver known A J chIld with rIckets cud throw over a 3 achurch church They h h W ras n be J Japi p r i CUd blo bloon hi b an bicak ins his Thew re f that iverd e n ii J Tin a A At t wint into a combat he made such faces that his his an thin lie uttered a blood cr cry t waved his ord four hun hundred hundred dred an fifty times o over rth th head iv h th victim or in th case iv a ight an ninetysix give a whoop our En English tag an clove him to th feet As with ith us ony th lower classes engaged in business rh old to but started banks ant an got all th money Th poor man had a 3 splendid hance He cud d devote ote his lif life to pain tin wan rib tv Iv a fan an fr which he got two dol doll l mrs rs or h no cud become a cab horse An even eyen in th wan branch i lv rt that Is supposed to excel In thay had t mil milks s Th They y yI I were rs in th an formerly friends Prisident All these here things I heerd Hogan 5 an an ee in th I in vied this nation I wisht thi th Lord given me two blue an sometimes red eyes an anthis anthis this nose but bitt a nose lIke an anear anear ear an ans ansa a couple iv f Vr r rees eyes ees I wanted waned to be a Jap an belong to th higher Hogan had hada a Jap rind frind that used to come I In here herewith herewith with him Hogan Hogin thought lie he Was as a Prince but h wasa coOk un ast a de delit tI ina a th eo s ne 1 tal talk by br thi hour about th beauties what Hogan called t Flowery King i i land landl I 1 i gan Land Iv an cherry blossoms an girls says he Japan Is a beautiful land says sas Prince Ni Nippon pon th name It goes by at home Nippon I 1 sa salute ute ye says Hogan May perch upon eer banners an may ye 0 hammer our old an allies m to Moscow Banzai says lie he heAn lieAn An they embraced That nIght in or 01 to help on th cause Hogan bought a blue flower pot th Princes collection fr eighteen dollars Betook He took i It home his in th rain an th next mornin iv th flower pot was s on his new overcoat an anth th rest was aU all over th flure That was the Iv th end iv th between thi th I nations that owe so much About th time Hogan got th hower pot th fire sale ads an th outrage news both stopped In th news A who to with a letter Iv tion to to thi th th Dear Mick sot got a brick put through through his hat she wint vint to visit th assistant to Ui th manicure iv th eighth assistant to th plumber Iv th th bricklayer Iv th Micky 0 doo which V is th nea nearest est to his Ma Majesty Ia jesty that foreIgn eyes arre per permitted to look upon pon A t little later a tv iv Americans American J In private life whit over oyer to tor r 1 th thanks J fr what done fr hint hin th bar at at th Union League club were Yere fo be th warmth Iv their r to take ref refuge uge in th house lv h th coUn cohn coUnsel cohns sel s l Th next month some 1 iv th sub subjects subjects Iv our lifelong ally were sh shot t while seals our side h th Pass Next week a statesman was discovered payin a visit to th He him himat at th time two cam Icam cameras eras a couple iv lirie men nien in tools a th thousand feet iv I v tape line an a bag Iv dirin bc bombs Last month th wrote to Ui th Most gracious an derin Majesty iv th Sun aus austere austere tere an patient F Father the lv Iy th Stars it has come to our benign that in war wan Iy iv eer populous domains domins our little who arre over forty years ears lY age arre not admitted to th first reader clas es in th publIc schools h ir t er beloved we adore ye Had ye e not butted In with yer we shook down fr much i iv her hateful mone money Now we must prove our afee tion with acts It I Is r our to a fleet to visit shores par SanE San Francisco where we un th school system is w will ll w rth An there e arre sY Th two ho years ye rs ago blood an beers is busted I dont know whether will happen Ho Hogan Hogan gan thinks think so but I aint sure h has an O c that rather thin see wan oct Jap ed larnin his he will San Francisco with ith fire flood n But San Francisco l s had a pretty good bump lately an hardly over In Iii its sleep fr an Invasion Out th there r to talk about what nice people th Chinese arro arre compared with our old frInd an alleys They say that th grow up uj too fast fr Cr their tan an that no ant sight to see soe a in a set 1 lv gray Iray whiskers an J Mary had a lamb an it if Ui th Pris thi thim to th schools hell have haye thim In a cannon an shoot hoot thim In Wed bate thim i in a fight ight said Mr 1 Hennessy Henness They stand up a nation like ours We think were an said Mr Dooley But maybe we ony look fat to thim thu we might roll on thu It bo be th grand thing though If the they licked us an we signed a iv pence peace thim an with tears iv in our eyes teG handed thim th Copyright 1906 by H H i iCo Co Inc 5 5 I |