Show ALL FOOLS DAY It lt may be rather mean of us viewed through h thc tho th small boys eyes e esto to remind you 01 that this Is All Mi Fools day If It Unit tbt tb t pale pule e pray gray ass as of all assee aae the practical joker has some hee h haw fun funt Ht lit t yo your our ir expense e dont blame blanie us dont dontay ay iy 7 we warn rn you There are a afew few 1 concrete possibilities in the All A Fools Po day lin line to which we desire dalre to draw elm your attention to the end that lIon thoy ar are presented d they tho may ma not cee the slightest Jar to your our mental montal faculties f First If your our friend tells you that the Ule journal guided by b Spry and an Tommy rommy Hull prints a to the he effect that the tho morn iiii orson ornit of ot tho the American party Is la latho tho the best beet newspaper that was over pub published published and and that It Is doing a dinn amount of oC wt rk towards the tho up of the city and the state just laugh lauh It will be an April Avril fool foot joke of the broadest kind Second If it is said that the Amer Jean organ orgin hns Ims come out with the as assertion that the tho th editor of oC the Deseret Nov og was vas never known to depart from rein tu It truth that he is an able fearless and an intelligent writer and that he lie has lias hasT f T never made a mistake of any kind it will be a joke jo c Dont believe tny I who ho tells teut you Ou the tim American Americano o eran n male made any such statement Third Somebody may try to tell you that Reel Re fl Smoot is going to resign the in order that Governor Cutler may inay carry out a long felt de do desire deIt sire iro It to appoint Colonel Matt Daugherty to that Hlat exalted position In view of the close rotations between the tho colonel and the president You may not know where here youre ure going but be bo on your way th moment you ou hear tho the story stor Fourth Dont believe bellee the individual who ho comes along with n a dory etory that he has just seen en Senator Sutherland and that the senator has told him birn hi that he heIs heIs heIs Is doing all he cn ean to have Bill Glas Glasmann Glasmann mann made postmaster of Ogden Ogdon Just pass right along long towards your our place of AWl And of you will make no ef effort effort fort to pick up Ul the th fat pocketbook you youit ou will it see on your Our way vay down clown town or orI ih I h coin that its is glued to the sidewalk Also Ahm you will pay no when tIe the boy behind calls out that you ou have your our handkerchief ll In one other oilier respect w we advise you ou to be care careful careful ful If It the man who has owed you i that lO 10 so o Ions telephones you Ou to toonie tome onie me over oyer and ami get it oud better go Take the chance chanco even ayen if I it is All Fools day |