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Show I .Mv L1X(;S. An attached couple the shells of an oyster. Notiee of a joal A Q-.ish of lisiht-ninj;- Judy. S-Z' " i Judy's h'ip boy won't get up in (he tnornioe. lie says it is sleep year. TA handy tune fortune. It Is not common meter. French sport in sr men are betting that Thiers won't live ten years. Gail Hamilton says that she was originally ori-ginally cut out for a school teacher. Eight pounds of sausage for one dollar dol-lar arc advertised in New Vork. Dog cheap ! Two .Boston girls have recently become be-come paralyzed from the u.so of cosmetics. cos-metics. A Belgian has discovered a way by which he can measure the velocity of a woman's tongue. If you let tho cat out of the bag. never try to cram it back again; it only makes matters worse T!ic Cleveland Leader my the potato po-tato bu are healthy, and will poll a lull vole tiiis cummer. Mrs. Snuihworth, the fiction writer, lias killed over seven hundred people in her thirty-live stories. Liberal and varied nrcmiums on cats will be an atlrnclive feature of the nest Vigo county (Iud ) lair. LaCrose,Wis.,has an ox with a horn ten inches in length growing from lii.n breast, between the fore legs. They tell of a railway in Kentucky whereon the locomotives are assisted up steep grades by a yoke of oxen. England has a new "novel of American Ameri-can life" with tho fascinating title of "Jerry." .Nothing is said about Torn. Mr. Polsgrovc, of Fort Seott, Kansas, Kan-sas, has raised from seed, in one year, a grove of soft maples four feet high. A little girl wanted to say that she had a fan, but had forgotten the name, so she described it as "a thing to brush the warm oft you with." A diviuo, once praying, said, "0 Lord, givo unto us neither poverty nor riches," and pausing solemnly a moment mo-ment he added, "especially poverty." An editor, alluding to tbc demand for female suffrage, female doctors and lenialc clergymen, remarks that another want presents itself that of female-women. female-women. A friend who did the Colorado mountains moun-tains iasL fall, has informed us that he got as ravenous as a raven among the ravines, and sat down in one of the gorgeous gorges and gorged himself. Ex. A Brooklyn man paid Ms wife a high compliment tho other day. .Said he; "Why a man oouldn't stand the pounding I've given you the last year. You must have the constitution of a horsel" " "What carrot-headed, ugly little urchin ur-chin is that, madam? Do you know 'his name?" ''Why, yes, ho is my youngest son." "You don't say so, indeed! What a dear little sweet dove eyed cherub ho is." A gentleman in the vicinity of Philadelphia Phil-adelphia recently lost his wife, and a young miss of six, who came to the funeral, said to his little daughter of about the same age: "lour pa will marry again, wont he?" "0! yes," was the reply; "but not until after the funeral." |