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Show IKL!.G!S. The Vegetable for the Langunn he artichoke. Miny plain young Udic-s live lo le jrctty Old Otirfl. N?bra.-ka hi an editor so lazy tlisl ie apclla Wile, ji. Kaiinj? aus2g-s aud buying e.ifgsare ieserilwd a "con tile nee operatioiL." There are :i, "00 ptrsooa fed daily at ,he Cincinati soup honse in Oiicago. The national cetueteriea now cvmtaio nT.SA) grave, and ouver 1,'K) acres jf land. It ii computed ihat a Milwaukee jewing circle can bla-H a reputation la even minuter. The Athletic base ball club of I'liil-idelphia I'liil-idelphia ii u,'SZi 01 "out" on the la.it itaaon'a play. New Oilean.-t claims tte pig whose ears are set so i'ar back that he can't hear himseli qiieal. One dullar and a half to regular customers cus-tomers is ilie latest quotation of Wfd-diog Wfd-diog fees iu Indiana. A German cutlery manufaelurer iu Troy, N. V., ruiw his uiauliiaery en tirely by do-puwrr. Au attraction at a Boston fair is "a lady refugee from Chicago just as she escaped from the lire." A large roll of unpaid bills in his breast pocket saved the me ot a Nor- ; idanl'rom the knilo of an a-sassin. ; A man in Washington county, Mary- land, wafl kicked by a hog the other day, and a broken arm was the result, j A lady in Iloboken, N. J., who ei- i changed peanuta for pence, has ae- ! quired $10,fMt by discreet manage- j meat. It is said that the subject upon which Horace Greeley is to lecture- at Atlanta At-lanta is "The proper time to set out bee trees." One of the Washburno brothers s minister to France, one is governor of Wisconsin, and a third is colleclor of, customs at Portland. ; Samuel L. Clemens, of Hartford, (Mark Twain) has been granted a . patent on an "adjustable and detach- j able strap for garments." An Oswego brakesman went to sleep j in church, and electrified the deacon who took up the collection by remarking remark-ing droweily: "That's all right, I work j on this road." Miss Ruth Puiuter, a Welsh lady, recently arrived from Europe, is preaching preach-ing in Blue Earth county, Minnesota. She is regularly licensed by the Welsh Congregational church. Landlady (Gercely) "You mustn't occupy that bed with your boots on." Boarder "Never mind, they're an ; old pair. I guess the bugs won't hurt ! 'em. Eel 'em rip, anyhow." Let the woman suffrage movement , once get out of the slough of free-love 1 into which its New York advocates : have dragged it, and it will go on to i certain victory. So says Zona Ier- aid, which has read the signs of the j times in Wyoming. A New York politician, in writing a letter of condolence to the widow of a "country memhor" who had been bis friend, says: "I am pained to hear that lias gone to heaven. We were bosom friends, but now wo shall . never meet again." |