Show CAN IF SHE CHOOSES The Wonderful Things a Woman Can do VIicn in the Mood Is there anything a man can do that a 1 woman cant do asked a womans rights advocate she as adjusted her spectacles spec-tacles and looked around upon the audience audi-ence Thats it said n hnltllln1lntl n n A ViV VVt 111111 ill one of the rear seats thats it Put it to em straight Bring these opponents of woman suffrage right to their mutton You see pursued the lady we are not without our friends among the male sex Again I ask is there anything a man can do that a woman cannot do Good good cried the baldheaded man enthusiastically she can do more A woman can do things that a man cant do I know it You hear said the lady triumphant ly as she waved her hand you hear what the champion of our downtrodden j sex says a woman can do things that a j I man cant do Tell us my friend what j a woman can do She can talk a man to death by jingo I said the baldheaded man and if you hear my old woman when she gets her tongue onto me youd believe it and dont you furgit it A wet blanket falls over the meeting |