Show English French and German 'railways are said to give first J safety second comfort nd third speed j In the United States the Older is first apecdj second comfort and ocHATCUDAY MOIMflKOt casionally aafetyjj TERMS: The rains have11 played smash with high $16 00 Vsr Annum i of prodncejiit California Breadstuff rnces 9 od’ Six Month of all descriptions are falling rapidly feed and 1 50of : l Thre Mwntlj : 2 00 the Virginia and Gold IliHyield of bujlion the city : 'j IV Monthi JelirfreJju a1 15 : s quarter of a million weekly Per ningle number -- !: An editor jiho re reived the gift of a riding ! whip modestly intimated that ‘all he then KEAX MIL VND AI RS CHARLES wanted was a saddle bridle horse hostler and the use of a born and' fodder : Mr and Mr Charles Kean completed their 1: House Bee thinks the law against Sacramento The recent cngagiiiont at MairOpcm concealed tjreapons does not diminish carrying the2Gth ult jSan Francisco on causes deaths of good citizens crime but the engage-menwho obey it Violent men will carry concealConcerning the future professional of those accomplished artistes the Gold- ed weapons which the policemen cannot see : v until they are drawn forth J when it is often en tfra says: THE jiAILYi TELEGRAPH °JB' P’ ' -- Good :Ncws for the Jem my Hoskins continued: Fact sir nobody don't mow- what they eats in London I wants my mo1 ain’t said nothin all about puddins that’s ney yet nor young Germans nor —— (Laughter) no mors Commissioner— For heaven's Will yqu pay this man his claim? After aome altercation Jemmy Hoskins to take Xl lOs in Jiquidation of all demands agreed - FOURTEEN WAYS BY WHICH PEOPLE H People ! I 1 V--' VI- ARRIVED!! JTT&T pf I G O !D B E I vLiij S ‘‘f- - vi 4y i U ’i J w f rv 5 IN i jr x vi 1st Eating too fast and swallowing imperfectly masticated food dl' 2d Taking too much fluid during meala ' 3d Dringing poisonous whisky and other intoxiiRBTAlL GOODS Vi : i cating liquors JAlh Keeping late hoars at r-night and sleeping too late in the morning t? AT 5th Wearing clothes so tight as to impede the ’ll i circulation V’ ts bt ojtiso a bxsooubt 6th Wearing thin shoe 7th Neglecting to take sufficient exercise to or ' r the hands and feet warm' keep ' i ' j" y j otflate 8th Neglecting to wash the body sufficiently to CEXT Mr TEX Kean Mrs lMisaChapinan Mr and i keep the poresjjof the skin open w Mr Kverett leave and 2000 deaths from In Newborn Cathcart ft Mr 9th Exchanging the warm clothing worn in Coppin NQ on Tuesday Novhave occurred this year warm room during the day for light 'costnme and off the regular Market Ratei1 IBs STOCK oti the Urother 'Jonathan incident to evening parlies exposure ember 29th - The departure or the Jonathan The the used for at Fort consiets off jpowder gun big will They was postponed to Thuwday play Hamilton X Y i& in grains front on inch 10th Starving tbi stomach to gratify a vain and foolish passion for dress 4 othTor two nights at Cortland Oregon en AK1 EXCELLENT ASSORTMENT downward that Big powder diarjicter llth seven for a constant ‘the fretexcitement Keeping np nights route and ore engaged 1 mind the with borrowed troubles ting Only 380 lawyers n San Francisco or theatre in Victoria under Thomas Wards 12th Employing cheap doctors and swallowing management Returning by way of Portland LOADED WITH Afany wealthy squtheruers are settling in quack nostrums for every imaginary ill it 1 South America 13th Taking the Steals at irregular intervals ! 1:' Some of the San rancisco folks dont much of ths Bst Qualities snd i espseianj rich in Fiorm-lSoRGnra have of relish of soldiers the exemption from the samples sorghum and Mrs Kean give - two readings in Sacra--' 4' flour made of the seed of Chinese cane The planlaw civil of the r Stock-ton '4tli GOODS two in and operations and ter who sends It ha had no means of bolting this PLAIN' fib FANCY DRESS mtiito January-3'" I flour nor had he taken off the hull of the seed beJanuary 5th audGth In compliance H Comprising: fore A QUESTION grinding the consequence is that the flour with the earnest' wishes of Mr Maguire in haa a pinkish color which our citizens cordially concur Air and J Daily TELEGRAm Those who hare made a trial of this excellent SILK and CLOTH CLOAKS sad for Editor Airs Keun havo accepted a — Sia: asked whethchildren one of DOMESTIC DRY GOODS Being ! iJATXlXAS! flour represent ft to be an admirable substitute for my by will commence- - their farewell er Utah ws one of the and 15 Territories the of United savoMade into buckwheat is hoecake nights it BALMORAL SKIRTS every ' answered yes! my child! ry bread It is likely to come Into very at States or not? I loyally general performance pu - the California boards COTTON sad SILK-VELV- ET orn old in nse Boy (nine year’s if prepared like wheat flour by bolting The Utah) replied: r'Slagiiire’a OpejsT- H ouae Mondaynnnary ' “Dad! you- may have read some fool’s geogra price at which it can be offered in market may be RIBBONS pth opening in 'the Merchant of Venice or fifteen I' at J assumed dollars But sack have but President’s A1 and readme message per twenty TRiacnmras ct rie Their dqiarture forthoKaat is fixed for the phy: 1 can't see Utah mentioned Guess we’re left to aa an acre of sorghum yields from thirty t a fifty 3d of February proposing to visit Kingston ouraelrdsdad! and I ainta going to school Unlay bushels tea dollars a sack would be a remuncra arid Havana en route mid to arrive at New twa$ to be lessons in Geography and geography's ling' price J 1 York about the 1st of April played out now with this ere child so I’ll stay at - The production of this grain the present year in home and split wood for nia” Georgia must amount to five millions of bushels A MAGNIFICENT LINE OF 1 luring the period of their sojourn in San Couldn’t resist the bjoy’s' logic so I thought I’d We 'have this great supply of food to foil bafck Francisco Mr and Mrs Kean have charmed ask you seeing you ate acquainted with matters upon in the event of a deficiency of 'the common will olsa be fonnd In almost endless variety cereals wheat and maize Aa a substitute for and hoping yon would enlighten the good people Of that city not only by tlieir generally coffee no parched grain or vegetable ordinarily A New Enolanper Particular attention is called to Ids G used as a substitute is at all equal to sorghum seed Dec L m Shaks-jieurv8 91864 a 930 's artistic impersonations of someof City And what la still "more valuable to know ini the Brpther Abraham may give us a name in history present scarcity of sugar n small quantity of the finest creations j but also by their re! Eom day to make up for present silehce: Don’t syrup boiled with ground seed makes the coffee vl fined social qualities : Their performances L him substitute very pleasant and palatable— Savan- which on? unsurpassed in this or indeed any ‘ won appreciative aniL continually increasing hurry nah Republican Other market mad the FINEST will cost but THE- LONDON SAUSAGE MARKET— A SCENE ' ' houses to the last 14 ' IN COURT pm Mail MattkMs— The Post Office Departmenthas s1 rood Gennioe YOUNG HYSON reason to anticipate As there seeins while The following extract is a report of the proceed- forwarded to the Post Office inthis city a number thcir appearance in'tllis city the unpropitious ings before the Middlesex County Coart Loudon: of iron tags to be riveted to the mall aacka now can be bought for A far advancedtoo season who those A' being Jemmy Hoskins a gentleman wearing a red cufr in use in the Territory pad with them have beeu IMO ysr lh greasy flannel Jacket and immense remarkably into labels' of number be sent: a would 'enjoy the pleasure- of witnessing the tUiekf gfey overhaul printed placed to snstaiu stockings side of those tags wiich will in a great measure finished 'efforts of the Keans in the highest a cUmi for £1 18s Gd against appeared omai Tubbs wholesale dealer-i- beef and pork sausages black and wholly we hope put a stop to the frequent The Goods are on Sale at nOOPCR A ZLBREDGE’S Old walktof the drama muStYnake the journey puddirgs and saveloys and young Germans It aacka and the Stand Two Doors North of Theatre Street and at the is impossible to say which was the dirtiest the errors that occur from to the golden city MOST BKAUTIFUL IELECTIOX on each route at Southwest side of Oodbs’a New Building plaintifT or the defendant the of the qudi loss pf tags The mail carriers In a speech to the audience on the last tory livery readily and politely whole the made way for as early a day as possible will be furnished with a Remember for a Few Days Only ' This srrrsngement docs not sppljr te thc Drug Store night of his engagement at Maguire's Mr savory' vendors — What’s this claim for sit? printed Mail Bill oa register of the sacks taken Copmiissioner from the Salt Lake pifice and the destination of v Dee ft 1864 ' Knui observed: Jemmy Hoskins— Fotj making o’ sassingers sir Will be sacks to Provo Salt sack each There We are about to takcour departure for Defendant— You means for spileln on ’em Jem !! ' The Creek Sanpete Filljnore and Santa Clara Vancouver Island where we are invited under my j r one will the carrier deliver sack offices to the the anticipation of very great success We Jemmy Hoskins (knowingly)— I’ll spileyou afore between the places named The first' sack will sltaU return here early in Junuaryj to prepare I’in done (Laughter) serve all the offices between this and Provo the Commiss’oner— Did yon mean to say that this is for our final departure by the steamer to 1 for second to Salt Creekj and so on wages? j aiunna Air Maguire lias requested that Jemmy Iloskin— Yes sir one week in which The Postmaster at ach office or his deputy will we wilt give in passing through the city a few made-farewell iK'rfonnauces —which indeed will be Garminsmatter of three tons o 'sassingers and younj be required to see every Mail Bill and follow the Having received the whole of myE AST- (laughter) land know all the Instructions mail that a farewell as ourlpilgrimage is now drawing Commissioner — Three tons of am printed ISRX PURCHASES I have on hand the close and in u few months after our re- yonng Germans! ' Why wlnt do yousausages mean? Ex sacks are there etc jin this manner no Josses of turn home we shall seek rest and retirement plain yourself How d( you make them? sacks no wrong destination of sacks can weU oc Hoskiiut-fDoe- a from our long iuul active professional service whs1 honor mean cor without immediate attention ’ Jemmy your LARGEST' AND MOST VARIED AS-- 1 on? what did we make ’em on? cos if 1 was to tel frequently confusion hare been made of -— Reports Jhat why perhaps (Langhter) HITS OF NEWS SORTMENTOF Commissioner— Sir bon ad to answer arising from mixing up ofjhe mail in theexamm are' anythhg I ask From what did you manufacture ation of several sacks for mail matter at the way The Indians in the vicinity of Carap Cady so many sausages and young Germans as ybu cal offices Hereafter thre can be no excuse: Tt Is i j on the Mohave have killed several settlers them? Of beef— forbidden to every Postmaster under'any pretext said Hoskins Jemmy uml are prtquinng to drive all the Whites out — “Beef” reflectively “Beef to touch an nek not y designed for hia office and there certainly was some beef tha of the country tand 'deliver me see we had two green ’unsan let the carrier must not 1 any other or both ever orrERED in mis Market and feet pre--1 veekj no lest three than luckies!” will be reported to the Department Tom Sayers has ornamented the front" of pared to fill — And pray sir what is a Commissioner his' cottage with busts of "Lords Palmerston ’nn? Special ciure is wanted at the Salt Creek Office tuiil John Russell to separate all mail inatter for Sanpete county I WHOLESALE AND RETAIL BILLS OF ANY Jemfnj Hoskins— Yy a hanfortqnate pig to be AMOUNT Hie appraranccof the: Princess of Wales sure pig as don’t die a natteral wiolent death-o- ne arriving at that offic from both the “up” and as goes off without being slick’d (Laughter “down” sacks is said to have changed very J much since her to the aaiisfactioB of the Purchaser ' nirth will sent Commissioner— Sacks Then be die? does to it Ogden hw Brigham city Vdrv Remarkable marriage : Some- and Cache valley Bjj every mail these sacks are various' ways Jemmy Hoskius--O-h At the Social --Fcience meeting in --JYorki times d pig get the measles and sometimes they to be returned to this city The Cache Valley and AMONG THE Sir Jb Iighton M P said thequestion how St smothered and dies that way tJ'Dlp Fillmore sacks will be sufficient for the way mail °F °a“sea Jn court with' female convicts was a very diffi-- j 10 j CornTnirtsiooer —Bnt surely you sn’t use such returning SPECIALITIES FOR THE cult one" 01 all the girls sent to a' reformafh sack moat be stopped All matter missent stuff food? for unwhulesome any tory in his country he could only trace one SEASON Jemmy Hoskins— No sir we chops ’em up for at the first office and the Post' Master is required lmil turned out well who The only thing sassingers of and vot$ werry to write upon the psckkge “Missent and Returned” (roars laughter) --which lie ‘vthought likely to reform them was bad iileed we makes ’em inter savelors snd Ger- from with the date of the occurrence and I invite Inspection of if FINE STOCK " mans- jWe season upajl on ’em well and dries ( uiUrriuge send it back by the first returning mail and report ’em ovfr burnin’ saw dust! eoamunse:— - Mlie following is the number of persons Commissioner— Upon my word yon are a clever it to the office mistiening and also to the Special which the largest churches in Europe will fellow f Iray what do you mean by lucky! Tel is Noir SHAWLS Agent of the Territory T contain St Peter’s Rome --54000 Cathedral the Court what a lucky is HOODS at Milan STAHKh St Paul’s vat Ixmdon 25-0Jemmy Hoskins — A )ucky air is a osa as NUBIAS meets with a haccident in the street — sichas break St Sophia at X?MiiedS"of HOSIERY Vamede tauw 2ldH)0 GREAT SALT LAKE CITY i likes (Laughter) We're sure to bay him cheap Vest 134000 SOlark oTiVenicc 1 000 ' i cos he must be told rtANHEL Meat beautiful sir you r : II B ruvsnr he ?ifloci“bnttt foiwfc!Ji Mwi(nr Jobs T tisns 8tsg Manager Practico j ny Mfc’V (Roars of laughter) ‘tUut0iJ °n Of the ice modern Commissioner-VVJ Mr Thomas Tubbs and eU virgin -I what dp you say to ail this? Extraordinary Attraction 1 1 GENTLEMEN’S CLOTHING It is itaVptl that boats drawing throp fppt of (MlilMr Tubh) Imj m how this ere m he walor caii co uolli Missouri to Fort Benton LAST NMIIT OT HE ENGAGEMENT OF left me he spiled about Ithree huudred JT of weight and carrv I IN EVERT TARXETT frmght any year - The stuff A T f in T which we solicit ike attention of the J i t Commissioner— Staff! what stuff! is to benaviptinc Uio boau dnffic Mr Tubbs—Why the jmssige meat to be sure LAST NIGHT )F RICHARD III water aad laufel with from 3 to 4W 1 Instead of ruuning the proper licker inter the skins 200 to 300 tuu freight ‘he’d ran in cold water and in course the sassin- SATURDAY EVEEIEO Dec 10 1864 T gers hadn't got no- taste !uor flavor in ’em at all !! U r i v sick ? - ! i tbfag F ioofirm DAM sftifU idjtra THIS MORNING 1 i vholiuu max - : t- A I PER - another mclb train yel-lowjfe- r-- nsMon I J- J jh W Bchd! Ji-uii- sfficienl general merchandise i We - 3 cnt J ' ! dress Boots §hoes Hats V and Caps -- - j -- k Fancy Dress Goods iw S4e n mis-direct- ed J 1 1 EAGLE EMPORIUM bt f ' f?r 1 j j u j-o- WO O Id : ! STH AWLS I Dali yes-r-wh- - : i v- r : G : i UiL I — i OUR ASSORTMENT to-de- i "J-- ’ I — : 00 I I booteei ftri srsaa'SK&fs x&JSvsjii&t pie-hep- L eteete i - t 8rlr -- £ J thiteconoai i - and in IBS GRO l the order mentioned s 'Emigrant are lenvino ‘0lliV0UrR a?lon LYNE Mil " swtl (Laughter) I I 8bskspearss great ikistorieal - r NOTIONS ' - i Ray in ft Acts - i: - i 4' "I 4 ji ii Dry Goods etc etc venue l I - - Hear him (said Jemmy indignantly) in course I him Tlie mornin’ aa he speaks ob I was hears i r - 1 Roing to fill the skins and becomes up to me and Mm TA Lvfea Duka of GloiUr PAINTS OILS LEATHER ETC emrnndthei are inking © handful of aassige meat he smells to it Ital cast ths a of Supported ' "Bo ooCiptiy by with their lot — -aand !'l shaking hia hqad he sea “Jemmy invite seshethen their companions to follow ('this yere’s rather too strong you’d better CROCKERY CUTLERY prince over Vith theT licker in the bilera? to die length Of thie great Play It wDl O Qwisg The Virginia Unionrtaking the vbte nTth y ithat’s for spiking ketchup” seal “and the entire mnlnfipwibnami that a my perquisite" T And a Thousand other Articles for Dailv ' w a t — What mske catsup from water umt horseflesh has been boiled In? Use and Offlc wni open sir tho sslo of Tickets FriQuadbit Box Tho I n ScptrrabM UM0 Mm Jem if cotton Mrlvrd ketehui l day t 16 m an Kngland from ih foutheru Confcdera Doors open at 4 past 6 ’clock Performance to com- 1 beaded juryman turned very sickly) Mr nicnce at k Dec ft) lift ! I mW kd the trade ' i 1 : 1!‘ -- n — ! eon-stita- te - v ‘"-- I M : i ' WALKER BRO’S - - 1-- A s Jonntnco -- Is ' I I Novj 28 1164 13Wf r"‘ I - — v-H J i W K1 |