Show L What's hot on the tube this summer h Stanley Renderos Contributing Writer Most of us are used to watching watching watching watch watch- ing the same unexciting reruns of our favorite TV shows during the summer For that reason I took it upon myself to find out what the hell will be worth watching this summer Theres There's going to be an incentive to stay indoors besides hanging out with the air conditioner like new stuff from Dave Chappelle Paris Hilton etc ete The downfall of this is that most new shows I found worth watching were on cable or satellite So if you dont don't have either I l suggest you make friends with someone who does docs or start selling some bodily fluids fluids fluids flu flu- ids to earn the cash because it would definitely be worth it This summer MTV seems tobe to tobe tobe be offering the most in new pro pro- gramming One of their new shows is Jaime Jainie Kennedys Kennedy's Blowin Up which stars Ja Jaime Kennedy as himself and also his best friend Stu Stone The main concept of the show which is a mix between reality and comedy is Jamie and Stu wanting to become mainstream rappers The programs program's punch line is the fact that nobody takes them seriously even Jaimes Jaime's manager and parents dont don't support support support sup sup- port his decision to become a rapper The two to get themselves in some sort of comical predicament which is reflected in the duos rap songs In my personal opinion I like the show a lot lot I I enjoy Jaime Kennedys Kennedy's silly off goof-off style of comedy If youve you've enjoyed any of his work York except for box office bomb The Son of the Mask then y you U will also enjoy this show Also new this s season ason on IriC which Iris Fast Tast pre pre- June 5 This show is about three crafty and charismatic charismatic charismatic charis charis- matic guys Christian Todd and Tommy aka a.k.a. Tater Apparently these guys trick out vintage and muscle cars for celebrities models and other rich folk The talented threesome threesome threesome three three- some is the trendsetter when it comes conies to having a unique ride in Hollywood as they are well- well connected and in high demand So Im I'm guessing the shows show's concept concept concept con con- is aiming to be an upscale version of Pimp My Ride for more affluent clientele I think this show will be mainly interesting interesting interesting inter inter- esting just to see what kind of celebrities get what kind of carand carand car carand and of course to see the cool cars they create Speaking of Pimp my Ride it returned for an new all-new season on Thursday June 15 They have an new all garage this time but it is still hosted by none other than himself Im I'm guessing the lyrical ex-lyrical prodigy just cant can't find anymore work in the rap game is also joined by Mad Mike and this season an new all-new crew at GAS Same concept though they are still taking old beater cars and pimping them out So if you enjoyed the last two seasons seasons seasons sea sea- sons Im I'm sure you'll enjoy this one Or if youre you're like me you'll just watch the beginning of the show and then come back toward the end to see the finished finished finished fin fin- product That way you youcan youcan youcan can skip out on all of the lame jokes they make while working on the car Dont Don't get me wrong though its it's cool to see how they transform the terrible cars into something worth driving Next on the summer scope- scope out list is a new twist on an old favorite If you were a huge Laguna Beach fan then you will already love The Hills It stars Lauren Conrad from Laguna Beach and three other 1 I Jr t r ii rl r I I r Photo illustration by Adam Heath Between summer classes many students will spend their free time in front of their TV relaxing turners head-turners her roommate Heidi her worker co-worker Whitney from Teen Vogue and status- status seeker Audrina The show is all about these four girls and how they are trying to start their lives and careers in LA Lauren and Whitney scored internships at Teen Vogue magazine and Audrina is just trying to find the right guy for her in Hollywood The up-and-comers up also get to live in a fancy apartment in LA which most of us could never afford to live in unless we hit the jackpot Im I'm waiting for when they cant can't make rent and get evicted from earning an interns intern's wage So stay tuned and watch the new series' series to see if they make it inthe inthe in inthe the big city and to see what kind of drama and problems they run into You never know they also might run into some real life problems to too But go going ng from Laurens I history st ry n- n nL L Laguna g h Beach most likely not Now for one of my personal favorite shows Entourage The third season of this hit HBO Original Series premiered on June 11 If you haven't seen this show I feel for you because it has everything like gorgeous women Hollywood parties and comedy If youre you're new to the whole Entourage following I would advise renting the complete complete complete com com- first and second seasons The latter of which was released on DVD June 6 The show focuses on life as a rising star in Hollywood with things like the lifestyle perks and the downfalls Entourage also shows that making it in Hollywood or working in the business isn't as easy as it seems Also portrayed in the show is the to day-to-day life of rising actor n Fh Chase el placed Me b v Adrian n Gremer l x Dri Drive rr Y e Me Me Crazy and his eccentric entourage His Queens native entourage consists of manager Eric half-brother half Drama and best friend Turtle The show progresses with them themas as they get used to living the lifestyle of the stars and all the quirks that come with it The show itself is hilarious mainly due to Jeremy Old School who plays Ari Ani Vincents Vincent's His witted quick-witted crude racially and sexually explicit jokes toward his wife the people he works with and everyone else he deals with are guaranteed to crack you up Watching the show will also more than likely inspire you to want to pursue a career in the movie business Just tune in to the show and find out what Im I'm talking about and trust me you will like it If you dont don't t then e there h js pro y s something u hi l P WI wron wrong i r 91 y you v H i f And AnCl 1 I cant can behove u UI j 6 gt another show deal but Paris Pans aris Hilton and Nicole Richie are atit at atit t tit it again This time its it's called calle The Simple Life Til Death Do DoUs DoUs DoUs hone had Us Part Ive I've honestly enough of these two even though I 1 dont don't mind the occasional occasional occasional occa occa- glimpse of Hilton Its Its It's just that the new version of The Simple Life cant can't possibly possibly possibly bly be that different from the theother theother theother other three seasons Though inthis inthis in inthis this season they are seeing what its it's like to raise a family and be bea a homemaker but are doing it separately I will give them the benefit of the doubt and hope that the producers have switched it up a little And again Hilton isn't that bad to look at Finally what every Dave Chappelle fan including myself has been waiting for the anticipated release of the Show third season season season sea sea- son also known as Show The Lost Episodes Uncensored which is headed straight to DVD on July 25 It will be a one-disc one set with all three of the lost never-before- never seen episodes along with over an hour bonus material The disc also contains a few few extra un-aired un sketches and a few seen never-before-seen performances performances performances mances which are sure to please any Chappelle fan So with all these new television television television sion programs in mind it should make for a pretty interesting interesting interesting inter inter- esting summer There are also a afew afew afew few more shows that are premiering premiering premiering pre- pre that didn't make my list but check your local listing for those And if this generous dose of intriguing television doesn't hold you over until fall then you still have all the traditional traditional traditional summer activities to back you u up But who wants to have haver h OKAS' OKAS 11 J to YO IJU U V r Q et t Oe couch h 1 j. j J Jiw t uJ s u j-i j V u C L |