Show C If y t Jo IJ I T J I 1 f 1 V 1 I y y t t. t t 1 f HOT FLASHES ir by TERRY GRAY ORA Y t- t Seeing as how this is an all NEW syne dica ted column to Tech Topics well we'll talk about all kinds of new things This column will be devoted to all kinds of subjects such as bitching giving praise hot scan dies info etc So lets start The first thing I have a gripe about is the noisy people people people peo peo- on the third floor of the MAD building Im I'm pointing my finger at Art students You people are just all out of line Remember there are other classes being held on that floor such as nurses and business They need the lecture time without without without with with- out Everyone should be informed of the fantastic job Al Dye DP Instructor is doing to help organize the New Union Building Thanks to a great guy f i r Terry Gray Speaking of Union buildings lets have some ideas of what you would like to see in it and what kind of activities For example Dixie College College College Col Col- lege has a beautiful dining room for fora a lunch its all decorated decorated decorated decor decor- in PURPLE A real huba hubs huba place I have a suggestion LETS have a formal lunch area decorated in red and black with a little lunch time Anyone know where Shirley is dancing now She puts on a bitch of a show Question for the Ski Club What happens when you run out of snow The talent assembly is coming up soon Should be a real hum dinger linger Where would everyone who is graduating this spring want to have graduation Somebody suggested the Salt Palace Id I'd like to see it at atthe atthe atthe the Black Bull Put your suggestions in the Suggestion Box by the fin- fin anical aids office in the MAD build build- ing Sudden Ideas Ideas- Has any of the clubs on campus thought of having an all campus club contest This contest would be a landscape contest for the new union building Hang a first prize of say if you WON you could have a party for a year Another gripe There is a certain group of people in the cafeteria an YOU know who YOU are that must be to cleaning tables up Somebody should take a motion motion motion mot mot- ion to the student senate asking for money to pay a salary to a mother to come in and feed you and clean your mess up Apparently the idea of growing up has never interested you WOW the universal of arce oops I mean Universal gym is here for your exercising enjoy enjoy- ment This multi million dollar contraption contraption contraption con con- is now in operation in the dungon oops again I mean basement basement basement base base- ment of the MAD building The basement is a good place for i it the joke of the year can be hidden easily there This crome contraption tion with the ruby red should help flatten out all you fatties Anyway it is now assembled assembled assembled led and ready to be used by all students and Administration Administration Administration ration will be charged usual health studio rates Who are the children in that are possessed with the bell ringing fedish T Those ose poor worn out elevator bells were installed for a purpose emergencies not for practice practice practice tice for the Vienna bell ringers choir Lay 0 off ff the bells kiddies youre you're driving the rest of ofus ofus ofus us nuts Maybe mommy will buy you a bell to play with on your tricycle I certainly hope everyone s overjoyed overjoyed overjoyed over over- joyed with our rather lengthy spring vacation Im I'm they didn't cancell the weekend also The only scan del that comes to mind is the horrible display going on at Kearns lanes on Wednesday night This bowling night has become become become be be- come a vision of a Roman Orgie Just terrible The bowling league has a great time bowling so instead of going home they decide to have more fun and hit happy hour for about 6 hours This sin goes on every Wednesday night and I wouldn't miss it for anything in the world Especially the show that DB and JJ puts on out on the dance floor The bowling league has really been bee n g great rea t t this his year Would anyone like to have havethe havethe have the Archery drug out of moth balls this spring and set up on Nelson Field Done |